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Chapter 2: The Insanity Truly Begins
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Authoress' Notes: WHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!I'M BACK AND NO ONE CAN SILENCE ME!!!!
Henry: Lord help us all!
Crystaline:*munching down on pixi stix ^__^*You know I'm beginning to consider taking back that whole thing I said about being your fan girl and you being my fav character. Then it's just a simple case of putting you with the rest of the cast until....
Henry:NO!!!! I-I mean no, no that's quite alright.I mean I could use all the fan girls I can get...I don't have enough fans out there I'm afraid...
Crystaline: *sighs* So true...but hey all you girls that are Rabid Henry Fan-Girls... I have one thing to say: HE'S MINE I TELL YOU!!!!MINE!!!YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!!!*glomps Henry and clings to him protectively*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Henry: *aekjfhseforifgporg* (translation: can't breathe)
Crystaline: *sugar high has finally worn off* Oh my gosh what's going on?!? Oh Henry, *blushes* I'm sorry!*let's go*
Henry: *blushes* S'ok....I've gotten used to it.
Crystaline: Good!!! Cause I have a feeling you can expect more of it in the future...*huggles Henry*...oops!!!*blushes* sorry Henry!
Henry: It's okay...the hugging I don't mind that much...*blushes*
Me and Henry: Oh *ehm*
Crystaline:Guess we better get on with the story huh?
Henry:*ehm* yea I guess...
Crystaline: anyways...*click of a gun* uhoh not again uhhh *ehm* who's gonna say the disclaimer?
Henry: Hey?!? Where'd that Miscellanious Crew Worker go?
MCW: I'm right here...
Henry: Good, You can say the disclaimer!
MCW:Very well...but first I have a name you know!?
Crystaline:Really?!What is it?
MCW:*whispers in Crystaline's ear*
Crystaline:*suddenly bursts into laughter*That's your real name?!?
MCW:*nods silently*
Crystaline:Well from now on until we can think of one... your name is MCW ok?
MCW:I suppose...
Crystaline: Good *suddenly reminded of the gun pointed to her head* Now say the disclaimer and quickly!!!!
MCW:*sighs* Crystaline does not own Medabots nor does she own anything affiliated with it....otherwise she'd probably try to own Henry. (Crystaline:*nods*unhuh unhuh so true!!!) Anyways the only thing she owns are the silly ideas in this story...oh and *crystaline whispers in ear* MCW: NO I WON'T SAY THAT!!!
Crystaline:Do it or *whispers something else in ear*
MCW:ohhh...darn it all!!*sighs and admits defeat* She also owns me and all the other crew workers here....Happy now?
Crystaline:Very!!!Now on with the fic!!!!Oh but first...I wanna thank Black Magician Girl for her review...*sighs* she was my only one...and I demand everyone reads her fic : Regarding the past, present, and future. GO!!READ IT NOW!!!It's really good and a lot better than this junk!
Henry:That was nice of you!
Crystaline:*sighs* I know...I try not to make it an often occurrance though...
Henry: Oh...of course not!
Crystaline:Anyways..like I was saying...on with the fic!!! **************************************************************************** ****** Chapter 2: The Insanity Truly Begins **************************************************************************** ****** *commercial is ending*
*Crystaline and Henry talking amongst themselves*
Henry: I don't believe this!!!How can you not know who our next guest is? You booked the guest didn't you?"
Crystaline: Yeah...haha*nervous smile followed by nervous laughter* right....booked! *whispering to self: Maybe I should try that next time....*looks over at now silent burlap sacks*
Henry: What was that?!
Crystaline: Oh, uhm *hehee* nothing....anyways don't worry I have something figured out...
Henry: I hope so....wait a minute!!!This better not involve me doing anything I'll regret! !!
Crystaline: No, no of course not! Now be quiet the commericials ending...
Henry: But first tell me what we're gonna be doing!!!!
Director: Annnnnnd .......we're onnnnnn....... ...NOW!!!!!!
*again with the false grins**sighs*
Crystaline: Hi!!!And welcome back to another segment of The Crystaline and Henry Show!!With me your host Crystaline!!!(naturally)And my lovely co-host Henry!!!Say hello to the Audience Henry!!
Henry:Hello to the audience Henry! *stated quite dryly*
Crystaline: Isn't he great ladies and gentlemen?
Henry:Great! *said through the clenched teeth of his alarmingly fake grin* Pssst...Crystaline!?Another title?And isn't this supposed to be my show?You know I'm the host you're the co-host!?Right?!
Crystaline: Hey I'm working on it!And as for the rest...yes dear Henry your quite right...trouble is ..I know that it's your show and you know that it's your show..but they don't....and hey....don't you think I make an excellent host anyways...c'mon you can't honestly say I don't!
Henry: well I guess so...but hey!!!!From now on you give me the credit or I quit....
Crystaline: Are you sure that's a wise decision ?
Henry: *reminded of all the previous "accidents" that happened to past quiting co-hosts..**suddenly very nervous*No I'll-I'll stay....
Crystaline: Good for you! WHEHEHE *glomps Henry*
Henry: Must you do that!!
Crystaline:Oh but of course!!!Anyways let's bring out or first guest shall we?
Henry:You mean you have one....well at least one that's still conscious....
Crystaline: Yep!!*big grin* ^_____^
Henry: Gee I can't wait!*very sarcastic*
Crystaline: *menacing growl of disaproval*
Henry: Eep!!
Crystal: ..so let's bring out our first guest now!Everyone please welcome Metabee *Henry whispers something in ear* WHAT?!?I knew that!*sighs* alright and Ikki!
MCW:*comes running out and whispers something in Crystaline's ear*
Crystaline:WHAT?!?!ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!
Henry: What?What's the matter?
Crystaline: *presides to whisper something in Henry's ear..a few seconds later small snickers and giggles can be heard*........hehehe ...It would seem *snicker* that our dear friend Metabee *snicker* is a little tied up at the moment....*trying desperately to hold back iniment laughter*....and he...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! can't come out just yet...it would seem he's a little busy in the green room..you see he hahaha didn't want to *ehm* miss his stories!!!!Apperantly they air at the same time we do...and Ikki has been trying desperately for the last hour to get him to get ready for his interview to no ill avail...it would seem that we won't be seeing Metabee until there are no more people in a coma or marrying there cousin's, brother's, uncle's, best friend's, neice...etc...man soap operas are confusing aren't they?
Henry: Majorly!Wait!!!What are we gonna do now!!!!
Crystaline: Don't worry...I have a back up plan....*evil grin*
Henry: *big sweatdrop* *thinking: uh oh ...I know that grin...*...and uhhh what would that back up plan be Crystaline?
Crystaline:hmmmm...wouldn't you like to know...
Henry; Yes i would actually....
Crystaline: Well that's too bad 'cause your just gonna have to wait and see!MCW!!!You know what to do!!!
MCW:RIGHT!!!*runs out onto the set and begins desperately trying to drag along a *breathing* burlap sack.
Henry:UH....What's going on..?
Crystaline: You see MCW and I prepared for just such an event...inside is a guest..who we shall interview....well....once they wake up that is...
Henry:And in the mean time?
Crystaline: And in the mean time,....I would like the readers to please review and tell us who they think the mystery guest is...the first reviewer to get it right..get's a special guest appearance in our fic!
Henry: Oh...I see...it's a good idea I suppose...
Crystaline:What do you mean you suppose?!?It's a great idea and you know it!!Your just jealous cause you didn't think of it.
Henry: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttt , right whatever you say....
Crystaline: Oh and Black Magician Girl...in honour of being my first and *sigh* only reviewer thus far...not to mention writing a good ficcy...I'm offering you this once in a life time chance to be in my ficcy! Whaddya say? Wanna join the chaos..just tell me what you wanna do and I look into arranging it...But let's get one thing straight...HENRY'S MINE!!!!
Henry: *sweatdrop* YA so anyways anyone who wants to join just review or email Crystaline at keep_it_crazy@hotmail.com anyways back on with the show!!
Crystaline: Well that's all we have for today folks join us next time for when our mystery guest wakes up...and we except a special guest appearance to be interviewed by me and Henry by none other than the Phantom Renagade and SpaceMedaFighter X...ohhh I can't wait!!!!
Henry:*EXETREMELY NERVOUS* *through the clenched teeth of his fake grin again* WHAT?!!?CRYSTALINE WHADDYA TRYING TO DO!!!??!!HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE'RE GONNA PULL THAT ONE OFF?!?!ESPECIALLY IF YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THE INTERVIEWING?!?!
Crystaline:hmmmm....I have my ways....
Henry: *sighs* We're in trouble....
Crystaline: MWAHAHAHA *glomps Henry*
**************************************************************************** ******Mr.Referee:(hey how'd he get in here):Who will our next guest be?Will we ever find out MCW's real name.?.And what is Henry so nervous about? Not to mention...Will Metabee ever stop watching his soap operas.? And finally...Will Crystaline ever STOP glomping Henry?!?!?Find out this and more on the next segment of Meda- uh I mean Live With Henry! (and the authoress) **************************************************************************** ***
Crystaline:Ok ok still not very good..but hey I'm trying...cut me some slack!!!Oh and I need your help with one more thing....I'v decided MCW needs a new name...please review me with some good one's k?And don't forget to guess our mystery guest for your chance to be in my ficcy....anyways I gotta go soon..but I hope you enjoyed the second segment of :Live With Henry!(and the authoress)..plz review....even if it's a flame..I don't really mind...everyone needs a little costructive criticism...
Henry: That's not what you said yesterday!!You said that flamers we're creul; and that you hated people that did that.
Crystaline: I don't know what your talking about!
Henry: ok...whatever fine we'll play it your way!
Crystaline: Good!Well see ya later....*Huggles Henry and blushes*^____^
Henry: *blushes then struggles when he tries to wriggle free realizing Crystaline's cutting off his air* *cough cough ...gasp* Bye^___^
Crystaline:Stay tuned next time when I make Henry sing "Henry the 8th"!!!!
Henry:You wouldn't....
Crystaline: Wouldn't I?
Henry: *sighs* somebody help me!
Authoress' Notes: WHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!I'M BACK AND NO ONE CAN SILENCE ME!!!!
Henry: Lord help us all!
Crystaline:*munching down on pixi stix ^__^*You know I'm beginning to consider taking back that whole thing I said about being your fan girl and you being my fav character. Then it's just a simple case of putting you with the rest of the cast until....
Henry:NO!!!! I-I mean no, no that's quite alright.I mean I could use all the fan girls I can get...I don't have enough fans out there I'm afraid...
Crystaline: *sighs* So true...but hey all you girls that are Rabid Henry Fan-Girls... I have one thing to say: HE'S MINE I TELL YOU!!!!MINE!!!YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!!!*glomps Henry and clings to him protectively*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Henry: *aekjfhseforifgporg* (translation: can't breathe)
Crystaline: *sugar high has finally worn off* Oh my gosh what's going on?!? Oh Henry, *blushes* I'm sorry!*let's go*
Henry: *blushes* S'ok....I've gotten used to it.
Crystaline: Good!!! Cause I have a feeling you can expect more of it in the future...*huggles Henry*...oops!!!*blushes* sorry Henry!
Henry: It's okay...the hugging I don't mind that much...*blushes*
Me and Henry: Oh *ehm*
Crystaline:Guess we better get on with the story huh?
Henry:*ehm* yea I guess...
Crystaline: anyways...*click of a gun* uhoh not again uhhh *ehm* who's gonna say the disclaimer?
Henry: Hey?!? Where'd that Miscellanious Crew Worker go?
MCW: I'm right here...
Henry: Good, You can say the disclaimer!
MCW:Very well...but first I have a name you know!?
Crystaline:Really?!What is it?
MCW:*whispers in Crystaline's ear*
Crystaline:*suddenly bursts into laughter*That's your real name?!?
MCW:*nods silently*
Crystaline:Well from now on until we can think of one... your name is MCW ok?
MCW:I suppose...
Crystaline: Good *suddenly reminded of the gun pointed to her head* Now say the disclaimer and quickly!!!!
MCW:*sighs* Crystaline does not own Medabots nor does she own anything affiliated with it....otherwise she'd probably try to own Henry. (Crystaline:*nods*unhuh unhuh so true!!!) Anyways the only thing she owns are the silly ideas in this story...oh and *crystaline whispers in ear* MCW: NO I WON'T SAY THAT!!!
Crystaline:Do it or *whispers something else in ear*
MCW:ohhh...darn it all!!*sighs and admits defeat* She also owns me and all the other crew workers here....Happy now?
Crystaline:Very!!!Now on with the fic!!!!Oh but first...I wanna thank Black Magician Girl for her review...*sighs* she was my only one...and I demand everyone reads her fic : Regarding the past, present, and future. GO!!READ IT NOW!!!It's really good and a lot better than this junk!
Henry:That was nice of you!
Crystaline:*sighs* I know...I try not to make it an often occurrance though...
Henry: Oh...of course not!
Crystaline:Anyways..like I was saying...on with the fic!!! **************************************************************************** ****** Chapter 2: The Insanity Truly Begins **************************************************************************** ****** *commercial is ending*
*Crystaline and Henry talking amongst themselves*
Henry: I don't believe this!!!How can you not know who our next guest is? You booked the guest didn't you?"
Crystaline: Yeah...haha*nervous smile followed by nervous laughter* right....booked! *whispering to self: Maybe I should try that next time....*looks over at now silent burlap sacks*
Henry: What was that?!
Crystaline: Oh, uhm *hehee* nothing....anyways don't worry I have something figured out...
Henry: I hope so....wait a minute!!!This better not involve me doing anything I'll regret! !!
Crystaline: No, no of course not! Now be quiet the commericials ending...
Henry: But first tell me what we're gonna be doing!!!!
Director: Annnnnnd .......we're onnnnnn....... ...NOW!!!!!!
*again with the false grins**sighs*
Crystaline: Hi!!!And welcome back to another segment of The Crystaline and Henry Show!!With me your host Crystaline!!!(naturally)And my lovely co-host Henry!!!Say hello to the Audience Henry!!
Henry:Hello to the audience Henry! *stated quite dryly*
Crystaline: Isn't he great ladies and gentlemen?
Henry:Great! *said through the clenched teeth of his alarmingly fake grin* Pssst...Crystaline!?Another title?And isn't this supposed to be my show?You know I'm the host you're the co-host!?Right?!
Crystaline: Hey I'm working on it!And as for the rest...yes dear Henry your quite right...trouble is ..I know that it's your show and you know that it's your show..but they don't....and hey....don't you think I make an excellent host anyways...c'mon you can't honestly say I don't!
Henry: well I guess so...but hey!!!!From now on you give me the credit or I quit....
Crystaline: Are you sure that's a wise decision ?
Henry: *reminded of all the previous "accidents" that happened to past quiting co-hosts..**suddenly very nervous*No I'll-I'll stay....
Crystaline: Good for you! WHEHEHE *glomps Henry*
Henry: Must you do that!!
Crystaline:Oh but of course!!!Anyways let's bring out or first guest shall we?
Henry:You mean you have one....well at least one that's still conscious....
Crystaline: Yep!!*big grin* ^_____^
Henry: Gee I can't wait!*very sarcastic*
Crystaline: *menacing growl of disaproval*
Henry: Eep!!
Crystal: ..so let's bring out our first guest now!Everyone please welcome Metabee *Henry whispers something in ear* WHAT?!?I knew that!*sighs* alright and Ikki!
MCW:*comes running out and whispers something in Crystaline's ear*
Crystaline:WHAT?!?!ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!
Henry: What?What's the matter?
Crystaline: *presides to whisper something in Henry's ear..a few seconds later small snickers and giggles can be heard*........hehehe ...It would seem *snicker* that our dear friend Metabee *snicker* is a little tied up at the moment....*trying desperately to hold back iniment laughter*....and he...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! can't come out just yet...it would seem he's a little busy in the green room..you see he hahaha didn't want to *ehm* miss his stories!!!!Apperantly they air at the same time we do...and Ikki has been trying desperately for the last hour to get him to get ready for his interview to no ill avail...it would seem that we won't be seeing Metabee until there are no more people in a coma or marrying there cousin's, brother's, uncle's, best friend's, neice...etc...man soap operas are confusing aren't they?
Henry: Majorly!Wait!!!What are we gonna do now!!!!
Crystaline: Don't worry...I have a back up plan....*evil grin*
Henry: *big sweatdrop* *thinking: uh oh ...I know that grin...*...and uhhh what would that back up plan be Crystaline?
Crystaline:hmmmm...wouldn't you like to know...
Henry; Yes i would actually....
Crystaline: Well that's too bad 'cause your just gonna have to wait and see!MCW!!!You know what to do!!!
MCW:RIGHT!!!*runs out onto the set and begins desperately trying to drag along a *breathing* burlap sack.
Henry:UH....What's going on..?
Crystaline: You see MCW and I prepared for just such an event...inside is a guest..who we shall interview....well....once they wake up that is...
Henry:And in the mean time?
Crystaline: And in the mean time,....I would like the readers to please review and tell us who they think the mystery guest is...the first reviewer to get it right..get's a special guest appearance in our fic!
Henry: Oh...I see...it's a good idea I suppose...
Crystaline:What do you mean you suppose?!?It's a great idea and you know it!!Your just jealous cause you didn't think of it.
Henry: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttt , right whatever you say....
Crystaline: Oh and Black Magician Girl...in honour of being my first and *sigh* only reviewer thus far...not to mention writing a good ficcy...I'm offering you this once in a life time chance to be in my ficcy! Whaddya say? Wanna join the chaos..just tell me what you wanna do and I look into arranging it...But let's get one thing straight...HENRY'S MINE!!!!
Henry: *sweatdrop* YA so anyways anyone who wants to join just review or email Crystaline at keep_it_crazy@hotmail.com anyways back on with the show!!
Crystaline: Well that's all we have for today folks join us next time for when our mystery guest wakes up...and we except a special guest appearance to be interviewed by me and Henry by none other than the Phantom Renagade and SpaceMedaFighter X...ohhh I can't wait!!!!
Henry:*EXETREMELY NERVOUS* *through the clenched teeth of his fake grin again* WHAT?!!?CRYSTALINE WHADDYA TRYING TO DO!!!??!!HOW DO YOU PROPOSE WE'RE GONNA PULL THAT ONE OFF?!?!ESPECIALLY IF YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THE INTERVIEWING?!?!
Crystaline:hmmmm....I have my ways....
Henry: *sighs* We're in trouble....
Crystaline: MWAHAHAHA *glomps Henry*
**************************************************************************** ******Mr.Referee:(hey how'd he get in here):Who will our next guest be?Will we ever find out MCW's real name.?.And what is Henry so nervous about? Not to mention...Will Metabee ever stop watching his soap operas.? And finally...Will Crystaline ever STOP glomping Henry?!?!?Find out this and more on the next segment of Meda- uh I mean Live With Henry! (and the authoress) **************************************************************************** ***
Crystaline:Ok ok still not very good..but hey I'm trying...cut me some slack!!!Oh and I need your help with one more thing....I'v decided MCW needs a new name...please review me with some good one's k?And don't forget to guess our mystery guest for your chance to be in my ficcy....anyways I gotta go soon..but I hope you enjoyed the second segment of :Live With Henry!(and the authoress)..plz review....even if it's a flame..I don't really mind...everyone needs a little costructive criticism...
Henry: That's not what you said yesterday!!You said that flamers we're creul; and that you hated people that did that.
Crystaline: I don't know what your talking about!
Henry: ok...whatever fine we'll play it your way!
Crystaline: Good!Well see ya later....*Huggles Henry and blushes*^____^
Henry: *blushes then struggles when he tries to wriggle free realizing Crystaline's cutting off his air* *cough cough ...gasp* Bye^___^
Crystaline:Stay tuned next time when I make Henry sing "Henry the 8th"!!!!
Henry:You wouldn't....
Crystaline: Wouldn't I?
Henry: *sighs* somebody help me!