Disclaimer: I don't own Mortal Kombat. I am sure everyone knows this.
(This story is not to make fun of anyone. I Like both the black and red dragon. This story is just idiotic humor. )
It all started one day at a three-floor apartment, Kabal was watching TV. Then all of a sudden, he hears a knocking at his door. He gets he lazy butt off the couch and goes to answer the door. Kabal: "hello?" Then all of a sudden, one cord comes in on half of the floor. A second red cord comes on the opposite side followed by two feet that hit Kabal and sent him falling out the window. Kabal screaming as his hook swords are flying and stopped just right in front of the window and land neatly on the carpet. Mavado jumps in all excited. Mavado: "YES YES YES YES!!!! I killed another Black dragon." Hsu Hao: " Nice job boss. That was the sixth one this week." Mavado: " Yes I know. Could you look out the window and clean up the mess if it's really messy out there?" Hsu Hao: " Okay boss!!" Hsu Hao goes to look out the window to see if there is a mess. Hsu Hao: "Uh boss, you're not going to believe this but you didn't do the fatality right." Mavado: "What do you mean I didn't do the fatality right?" Hsu Hao: " Uh you didn't do it right. There's a baby were his dead body is suppose to be." Mavado: " That's impossible! I did everything the directions told me to. There's no way I didn't do the Fatality right!" Mavado shoves Hsu Hao out of the way and looks out the window. Were Kabal's dead body is suppose to be (don don don) there is Kabal's cloths and a little baby staring at Mavado cueing. Mavado: "NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! How is this possible unless. Hsu Hao you did give me the right directions didn't you?" Hsu Hao: " Ya ya. I read the directions right see." A hold up the directions and Mavado takes a look and turns it right side up. Mavado: " That was upside down you Moron!" Smacks Hsu Hao in the face. Hsu Hao then starts crying as Mavado is holding his hand. Mavado: " Ow ow ow. Damn it Hsu Hao do you have to have such a hard he." Mavado stumbles over the hook swords on the carpet. He thinks it cool so he, stuff its in his trench coat and walks out with Hsu Hao who is still whimpering. 10 minutes later, Mavado decides to feed Baby Kabal prune juice and put him in a basket with a note. Mavado puts the basket in front of the door and rings the doorbell. Afterwards, he takes his cords and moves were he couldn't be seen. Kano comes out with a thick Australian accent. Kano: " Hello, what do we have here?" Kano reads the note, which says, " dear who ever reads this. Will you take care of my baby? From some gorgeous chick that will go out with you if you do." Kano: " Sounds fair enough. Lets take you inside." Mavado then joins Hsu Hao in a near by bush snickering. They hear in the house out loud " Hey Jarek, look what I got. This baby is getting me a pretty girl." Moments later Hsu Hao ask" So boss, when do you think they will get the diaper bomb?" Crying is heard in the house. Kano: " Hold on baby, give you a diaper change." Then Mavado and Hsu Hao hear an explosion outside with lots of screaming. Jarek: " Uh Kano is that shit on your face?" Kano: " shut up Jarek and get me a towel." Mavado and Hsu Hao both start bursting into laughter. (In case your wondering, nobody died in this story. Please tell me what you think. This is my first fanfict.)
(This story is not to make fun of anyone. I Like both the black and red dragon. This story is just idiotic humor. )
It all started one day at a three-floor apartment, Kabal was watching TV. Then all of a sudden, he hears a knocking at his door. He gets he lazy butt off the couch and goes to answer the door. Kabal: "hello?" Then all of a sudden, one cord comes in on half of the floor. A second red cord comes on the opposite side followed by two feet that hit Kabal and sent him falling out the window. Kabal screaming as his hook swords are flying and stopped just right in front of the window and land neatly on the carpet. Mavado jumps in all excited. Mavado: "YES YES YES YES!!!! I killed another Black dragon." Hsu Hao: " Nice job boss. That was the sixth one this week." Mavado: " Yes I know. Could you look out the window and clean up the mess if it's really messy out there?" Hsu Hao: " Okay boss!!" Hsu Hao goes to look out the window to see if there is a mess. Hsu Hao: "Uh boss, you're not going to believe this but you didn't do the fatality right." Mavado: "What do you mean I didn't do the fatality right?" Hsu Hao: " Uh you didn't do it right. There's a baby were his dead body is suppose to be." Mavado: " That's impossible! I did everything the directions told me to. There's no way I didn't do the Fatality right!" Mavado shoves Hsu Hao out of the way and looks out the window. Were Kabal's dead body is suppose to be (don don don) there is Kabal's cloths and a little baby staring at Mavado cueing. Mavado: "NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! How is this possible unless. Hsu Hao you did give me the right directions didn't you?" Hsu Hao: " Ya ya. I read the directions right see." A hold up the directions and Mavado takes a look and turns it right side up. Mavado: " That was upside down you Moron!" Smacks Hsu Hao in the face. Hsu Hao then starts crying as Mavado is holding his hand. Mavado: " Ow ow ow. Damn it Hsu Hao do you have to have such a hard he." Mavado stumbles over the hook swords on the carpet. He thinks it cool so he, stuff its in his trench coat and walks out with Hsu Hao who is still whimpering. 10 minutes later, Mavado decides to feed Baby Kabal prune juice and put him in a basket with a note. Mavado puts the basket in front of the door and rings the doorbell. Afterwards, he takes his cords and moves were he couldn't be seen. Kano comes out with a thick Australian accent. Kano: " Hello, what do we have here?" Kano reads the note, which says, " dear who ever reads this. Will you take care of my baby? From some gorgeous chick that will go out with you if you do." Kano: " Sounds fair enough. Lets take you inside." Mavado then joins Hsu Hao in a near by bush snickering. They hear in the house out loud " Hey Jarek, look what I got. This baby is getting me a pretty girl." Moments later Hsu Hao ask" So boss, when do you think they will get the diaper bomb?" Crying is heard in the house. Kano: " Hold on baby, give you a diaper change." Then Mavado and Hsu Hao hear an explosion outside with lots of screaming. Jarek: " Uh Kano is that shit on your face?" Kano: " shut up Jarek and get me a towel." Mavado and Hsu Hao both start bursting into laughter. (In case your wondering, nobody died in this story. Please tell me what you think. This is my first fanfict.)