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Chapter Four: Why Authoress' Should Not Be Allowed Access To Sugar!
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Authoress' Notes: HEY!HEY!BACK AGAIN!!!Thank you for the reviews again people! Oh and Alexis I'm glad you like they way I wrote you. Anyways I also wanna thank Gostridah for the constructive criticism, believe it or not people I really do appreciate it alot.And I'm sorry 'bout the whole period, comma etc.. thing, I've been trying to fix that up, anyways yea so people here's a new chappie finally...*oops sorry : /.*..I'm trying to fix that up now anyways.
Henry: Great, another day of toture!
Crystaline: Oh come now, Henry!!I'm not that cruel and you know it!!I'd never hurt you too much,your too important to my plans!
Henry: Ummm, thanks, I think?
Alexis: HEY!!*mysteriously pops outta no where* Didn't forget about me already did you?
Crystaline: Of course not!!
Henry: No of couse not *sarcastic tone* ...*said under breath but unfortunately not low enough for Crystaline's excellent hearing to pick up: ..who could forget a couple of characters like you!!
Crystaline: You have a serious case of being a grouch!! Hmmm, ....but I can fix that!!*glomps Henry* .:"^___^":.(yea umm the dots are supposed to be freckles and the other things are supposed to be eyelashes yea umm but I don't know how well it's showin' up.Sorry gotta think of some way to blow off the sugar : / okay where's the relevence in this? ok shuting up now!)
Crystaline: Anyways as I was saying...man I seriously gotta stop getting interruppted by myself,.I mean if you can't keep your own attention how are you supposed to keep other peoples?Okay anyways , what was I saying? Oh yea, HEY HENRY!!! I GOTS A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
Henry: Really? What is it?
Crystaline: *eyes flash and she gains a evil grin* Well, we all know how much you just loved singing Henry the 8th for everyone last chapter so Alexis, MCW and I got together and made a surprise for you!
Henry: WHAT?!? *looks in MCW's direction* TRAITOR!
MCW: *shrinks in corner* Sorry Henry, the girls made me do it!!Crystaline threatened to...well you can just imagine what she capable of! I had no choice I was scared!
Henry: *nods in agreement to MCW's valid point , Crystaline could do some pretty evil things!* Well, I do know what you mean so I'll guess I'll let you off the hook this time. *turns direction back to Crystaline* Now, what's going on?
Crystaline: Hmm...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!Alexis will you do the honors?
Alexis: Gladly!! *flicks a switch then suddenly a large screen appears and a movie begins to play*
*An Oh-Too-Familiar Tune Begins To Play*
Henry: Oh no Crystaline!!NOOOOOOOO!!!!!*Runs away screaming and wondering how Crystaline could be so creul*
Crystaline:Oh no you don't!!! *tracks Henry down and glomps him, then drags him back to the set while still glomping him* Your gonna watch and enjoy!
Henry: I hate you!
Crystaline: No you don't!
Henry: Okay fine your right, I don't.
Crystaline: Hehee good!!* huggles Henry*
*few minutes of repetative song and poorly done singing later*
Henry: *squirming uncomfortably in Crystaline's grip*
Crystaline: Oh no! The movie's over!! And Henry and I were enjoying it so,...*evil smirk*
Henry: Hmmmph!! Speak for yourself, I- OWWWWWWWWWW!!!* clutches self where Crystaline just ever-so-gently jabbed him in the rib cage*
Crystaline: Oops!!I'm sorry Henry!!! : ) Anyways, if you would like to purchase a copy of Henry singing Henry the 8th you can purchase that and many other excellent items here in the studio after the show!
Henry: Uggghhh!*manages to stammer out:* EVIL!!!
Crystaline: Hmmm...we probably should start the fic soon huh?
Henry: Probably!
Crystaline: Yea, *hears a rather annoying by now sound of a gun click* *sighs* Not again!!
Henry: Hey, didn't I get rid of you?
Disclaimer Gun Dude: *nervously eyeing Henry while holding gun to Crystaline's head*
Crystaline: Oh no you don't!! *spins around to face her attacker* I'm ready for you this time!!Let's robattle!!!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Fine!!
Crystaline: A'right!! TRANSPORT MEDABOT!!!!* glow than a medabot appears*
Henry: Wha-?!Crystaline, isn't that Patra's medabot CleoBattler?
Crystaline: So, I kinda borrowed her! Don't worry I'm sure she won't mind!!!
*somewhere back in Egypt:*
Patra: Wha-?!?!Where's CleoBattler??!! Grrrr!!CRYSTALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back in the studio*
Alexis: Whoa, did you just hear something?
Crystaline: Huh? Like what?
Alexis: Oh you know, like someone screaming CRYSTALINE!!!
Crystaline: Nope, sorry.
Alexis: Okay, must be imagining things....*leaves for their sugar stash again*
Crystaline: Anyways, as I was saying, don't get scared that I have such a kickin medabot dude!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Don't worry I won't! I have a surprise!! TRANSPORT MEDABOT!!!!! *glow then WHA-?!?!?!METABEE APPEARS!!!*
Crystaline:WHAT?!?!HOW DID YOU GET METABEE?!?!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: I have my ways...
Metabee: HUH?WHAT?!?!HOW DID I GET HERE!!?!!I'M GONNA MISS MY SOAPS!!!..er I mean...heehee
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Metabee, your gonna help me win this robattle!!
Metabee: What?!? No I'm not!!I'm my own medabot!!I'm not gonna help you!!!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Oh, I think you are. Do you know why? Because I can get you access to any soap opera or any episode you want, even episodes from shows that aren't suppossed to air until next year. MWAHAHAHA!!
Metabee: DEAL!!LETS GET THIS THING OVER WITH!
Crystaline: WHA-? CHEATER!!!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Oh and what you did was any different?
Crystaline: Shutup!
Mr. Referee(hey he's back!): *appears all of a sudden covered in trash and furiouisly dusting it off*
Crystaline: Hey where've ya been?And..*sniffs air uuugghhh* what happened to you?
Mr. Referee: I would seem that I woke up and found myself in a sac in the garbage recepticale just outside the studio!
Crystaline and MCW: *sweatdrop*
Henry: That's where you told MCW to put the body!!?!???!!Oops,...I-I mean....
Crystaline: Wait ta go! *slaps him upside the head* Oops I mean..ummm *sweatdrop* *looks to MCW for support*Weird huh?
MCW: *big sweatdrop, shrugs in response*
Referee: Yes weird, anyways where was I? Ahh yes! SO it's agreed. I officially declare this an official subbmission robattle, which I shall referee, that's me Mr. Referee! Medafighters ready? Medabots, ROOOOOOOOBATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N couldn't remember exactly what he usually says but it's along those lines right?)
Metabee: Alright let's get this over with!!!I wanna watch my soaps!!! *begins to glow*
Crystaline: NO! The medaforce already? This isn't fair!! CleoBattler do the same thing!!
CleoBattler: Turns into Metabee and begins to glow and prepare for the medaforce too*
Metabee:*powering up complete* Dude I rock! MEDAFORCE!!!!
Crystaline: NOO!
CleoBattler: *uses medaforce too*
*huge flash of light blinding every body*
*few moments later*
*the dust clears and Crystaline is left jaw droppped*
Crystaline: NOOO!!!*looks at the blacken lump that was once CleoBattler* uh oh, umm somebody package this up and send it back to Patra would you? Ummmm..do you think she'll notice?
*amazingly, Metabee is still standing, barely, but still standing none the less*
Crystaline: *jaw dropped*0_0
Mr Referee: Wow!Umm yea, anyways...THE WINNER IS METABEE!!
Metabee: Okay, *very chared* that's done. Now time for my soaps!!!*collapses*
Henry: Uh oh, Ikki's not gonna like this..
Crystaline: He won't mind if we don't tell 'em!
Henry: How can we not tell him you pratically killed his medabot?
Crystaline: Hey MCW!!! Can get this fixed up for me?
MCW: No problem!*takes metabee's body away*
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Not so fast! *points gun at Crystaline's head* I won, so I believe that means...you have to say the disclaimer!Now!
Crystaline: *sighs* Fine, fine. I do not own Medabots nor do I own anything affiliated with it which means *cries for about 10 seconds* I don't own Henry! *face lightens up* but in Alexis fic Reunions Can Be Scary I am married to him!!! YAY!!!*prances around happily then glomps Henry* *ehm* yea where was I? Oh yea, I also don't own Alexis oooorrrrr well I gotta surprise for you...We have a new member to our team of chaos....please welcome Lily!!!!!!
Lily: *walks in eating an icecream cone* Hello!^____^
Crystaline: Hullo Lily, prepared to enjoy the sheer insanity that is my life?
Lily: Sure, why not!!
Crystaline: Cool!
Alexis: Hey Lily, I'll show you where they keep the sugar!!
Lily: Cool, but umm actually, I think I'd rather have some icecream.
Crystaline: *watches them walk off in the direction of her sugar stash* *sighs* I'm not gonna have any sugar left soon!!
Henry: Oh god! Now there's even more of them!
Crystaline: What's the problem with that? *glomps Henry* Hmmm...better start this ficcy huh?Anyways, enjoy!
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*Oh god!Will the fake grins ever cease?...Crystaline: ...not likely*
Crystaline: Hey all!!Welcome back to another exciting (ok not really : P) segment of A full scoop of the Crystaline and Henry Show! With Alexis sprinkles and a Lily cherry on top!!!
*Man are these titles getting bad or is it just me?*
Henry: Another?*reads the title again* Craving icecream or something Crystaline?
Crystaline: Maybe, but it's Lily's fault!! (heehee j/k Lily ;) )
Lily: What did I do? *happily eating a large icecream sundae*
Alexis: Beats me! *presides to eat about a kazillion more pixi stix..(heehee such a big number eh ;) ) * -___^
Henry: So what means of toture do you have planned for today if I might be so bold as to ask?
Crystaline: Henry what have I told you about talking like that? Anyways though, I'm glad you asked me that question. Guess what people! We finally have a guest!!!
Henry: Really?!?! I mean, really? Who is it?
Crystaline: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like you all to please meeeeeeeettt the creator of Medabots ..or so he says, Dr. Aki!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Aki: *strolls in eating a pudding* Oh hello! *gulp*
Crystaline: Hello Dr. Aki !Welcome to our show!!
Dr. Aki: Yes, that's all very well and good, but where's the pudding you promised me you get me?
Crystaline: * mutters lowly and slightly annoyed* You'll get it after the show!
Henry: What do you do? Either kidnap all your guests or bribe them into coming?
Crystaline: Basically, I-I mean, *nervously glances around* I don't know what your talking about!
Henry: Un huh, anyways. Hey wait a minute! Where exactly is Dr. Aki getting all this free pudding from?
Crystaline: Well you see, I kinda sorta, maybe...*gives up and voice comes out a little defeated* promised him he could have as many as he wanted from your store.
Henry: WHAT???!!!!??!ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME FIRED?!!!??!DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE I'M GONNA GET IN IF MY BOSS FINDS OUT!!!??!! CRYSTALINE YOU'RE REALLY KILLING ME HERE!!!
Crystaline: *looks sad and turns away* I'm sorry Henry! I just wanted to get us a good guest, I didn't mean to get you in trouble, I-I *begins crying*
Henry: *knows what might happen if he upsets Crystaline too much*Oh no Crystaline, no it's okay, ummm I'll replace them before my boss even knows.No one will get in touble.
Crystaline: *sniffle* Really? *faces lightens completely happy again* Oh thank you Henry-Chan!!*glomps him*
*Crystaline is handed an Oscar for her excellent performance*
Crystaline: Oh thank you! Thank you! *begins to cry again* I would like to thank my mom and my family and my cat and my hamster and my friends for telling me I truly was insane and I'd like to thank Henry *glomps Henry after saying this* and, and .......
Henry: *cuts in rather annoyed* If your quite finished...
Crystaline: Hey you ruined my big dramatic speech!!!!
Dr Aki: *gulp*
Crystaline: *turns to Dr. Aki.* Are you still here?Hmm well I guess we better interview you then!
Henry: I'll start first! So ummm.. furst I would like to welcome you to the show Dr. Aki!
Dr. Aki: *gulp* Glad *gulp* to be *gulp* here, Henry *gulp* and Crystaline! *gasp* I'm outta pudding!Oh darn, I guess I have to leave now.
Crystaline: Great introduction Henry! *shakes head* Oh no you don't Dr. Aki *snaps fingers and mountain of pudding packets appear next to Dr. Aki* There's still plenty of pudding here! Your not going any where! Now if you don't mind, I have a few questions.
Dr. Aki: Okay, go ahead, *gulp* ask away.
Crystaline: Okay, my first question is..just how much cash do you have?I mean you do own the Medabots coporation, so it must be a lot! (sorry I can't resist)
Dr. Aki: Oh that's a *gulp* simple one!Here! *hands Crystaline a sheet of paper that streaches from his hand all the way out the door and into the parking lot...* *whistles* WOW!That's alot of zeros!!!!
Henry: Let me see that! *grabs the paper from Crystaline* Hmmmm...all this money and you still find that you can never pay me back for all the pudding you take from my store!!!
Dr. Aki: Yea, *nervous smile* About that....
Crystaline: Yes, yes. This is all very well and good but I still have more questions!!
Alexis: Can we see that sheet?
*ALexis and Lily glance over the sheet* *whistle*
Alexis and Lily: WOW!!!
Lily: Hey you know with all that cash we could by a whole lotta icecream!!
ALexis: *nods in agreement* Unhuh , unhuh and Sugar!!!
*Alexis and Lily look at eachother*
Alexis and Lily in unison: PARTY AT DR. AKI'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystaline: A'RIGHT!!I'M THERE!!!!!!!!Oh *ehm* This hostess would like to apologize for that momentary lapse in unprofessionalism. *grabs some pixi stix* WE'LL CELEBRATE LATER!!!
Henry: *sighs* She's gonna kill me!
Crystaline:Henry you complain too much, but then again I can't blame you...I've seen some of the hospital bills your constantly paying. That's why I gotta ask, how are you managing to pay for all those on a salary that i'm assuming is like under minimum wage considering where you work.
Henry: I get by, I mean what hospital bills? Why would I need any? Now that Phantom Renegade guy maybe. But not me!
Crystaline: *cocks eyebrow* Unhuh.
Henry: *glances around nervously at all the security guards Crystaline set up incase guests try to escape*
Crystaline: Don't worry your safe.
Henry: Right, heehee, safe. *thinking: With Crystaline? I doubt it!*
Crystaline: I heard that!
Henry: What? How?
Crystaline: *smirks* Yea anyways, as I was saying...Dr Aki I have another question for you!
Dr. Aki: And what would that be?
Crystaline: Okay, it's very simple : What's with the pudding thing?
Dr Aki: *gulp* *just finishing his 14th pudding packet since being here* What pudding thing?
Everyone: 0_0 *sweatdrop*
Crystaline:0_0 *jaw dropped* You know! That puddiing problem of yours! I mean you're making Henry, MCW and I broke as we speak!
Dr. Aki: *gulp* *the puddiing pile is depleating as we speak* Nope, sorry, doesn't ring a bell!
Crystaline: *anime fall* *springs back up again* Ummm...I guess I'll move on to the next question then?
Dr. Aki: Sure why not?
Crystaline: Okay here goes..I know you claim to be Karin's uncle, but sorry I just don't buy it. Soooo I was wondering, just how exactly are you related to Karin?
Dr. Aki: *gulp* Oh, that's another easy one. You see , I'm her mother's, husband's, brother's, father's, son!
Metabee: (hey MCW fixed him! Yea I won't get sued!) hey! This is starting to sound like a sopa opera! Continue I wanna hear more!
Crystaline: Not if I can help it! It's really simply this. He basically said he's her father's brother.
Metabee: Ya well sure, if you wanna get technical!
*****meanwhile somewhere in Egypt a package has just arrived*****
Delivery Dude: Package for a Miss Patra! (A/N sorry don't know last name)
Patra: Thank you! *signs for package*
Delivery Dude: HEY!
Patra: What?
Delivery Dude: My tip!
PAtra: Fine! *tosses the guy a buck*
Delivery Dude: *very dry and sarcastic* Wow! A buck, now I'll be able to put my kids through college and retire early! Oh happy day!*leaves ranting the whole while*
Patra: Wonder what this could be! *opens package* Wha-? *reads note attached to blacken lump*....CRYSTALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****back in the studio**********
*Alexis and Lily enjoying the refreshements*
Alexis: *stops in the midddle of her pixi stick* Whoa I heard it again!
Lily:* piling toppings on a banana split*Heard what? Oh you mean like somebody screaming CRYSTALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexis: Yea that!
Lily: Hmmm...nope must be your imagination!
Alexis: *sighs* Oh well! *mows down on more sugar*
*****Now back to the show******
Crystaline: Well, such enlightening answers Dr. Aki!
Henry: *shakes head*
Dr. Aki: I know *gulp* I know!
Crystaline: You know something I'm bored!
Dr. Aki: Me too!
Crystaline: Well if you excuse me I'm gonna go enjoy some sweet sugary goodness!
Henry: Oh no!
Crystaline: *speeds past everyone and inbetween Alexis and Lily straight to her beautiful sugary stash*
Crystaline: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
MCW: We really shouldn't give her sugar...
*an uncomfortable silence passes as everyone waits in horror as to what can happen after their beloved Authoress really got her hands onto sugar*
*Dr. Aki bravely or possibly foolishly decides to break the silence*
Dr Aki: *ehm* *begins to poorly humm the tune to Henry the 8th*
Crystaline: *ears perk up* Hey! Thanks for reminding me! But how did you know Henry sang that?How do you ev en know it?
Dr. Aki: Henry sang that! And I missed it? I was just humming it cause I like the song!
Crystaline: Riiiiiiiggggghhhhttt!
Dr. Aki: Boy, what i would have given to see that!
Crystaline: You can!!I have it all on tape!
Dr. Aki: Really!?! I want a copy!
Henry: Why are you doing this to me?
Crystaline: And you the viewers can own it too! For the low low price of *mutters incoherently of an outrageous price* you can cherish this memory forever!! Pick up your copies after the show just outside the studio!!!!
Henry: You have got to be the cruelist person on Earth!
Crystaline: You know it!!!!*glomps Henry*
Henry: *sighs*
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Crystaline:Well I'm afraid that concludes todays segment of Live With Henry! (and the authoress). I truly hope you enjoyed!!!And don't forget that everything done her is completely spur of the moment and nothing is rehised? or prepared in advince? with the aid of *squints* cou cards? Okay! Who the heck wrote this stuff!!! *looks at guy holding the cue cards*
Cue Card Guy: It was you remember! But I think Spyke and Sloan said that you had some speeling and Grammer mistakes they wanted to fix up!
Crystaline: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPYKE!!!!!!!!!!!SLOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry: *tries desperately to calm Crystaline down to no ill avail* Well we better go, please review people k? And also could you review her new fic Running so she won't have to hurt me? Thank you and good bye! ^___^
Crystaline: *hyperventalating but slowly calming down decides to huggle Henry to take her mind off it* .:"^____^":. *blushes*
Henry: *blushes* Bye ! ^___^
Crystaline: BYEBYE^___^
Authoress' Notes: HEY!HEY!BACK AGAIN!!!Thank you for the reviews again people! Oh and Alexis I'm glad you like they way I wrote you. Anyways I also wanna thank Gostridah for the constructive criticism, believe it or not people I really do appreciate it alot.And I'm sorry 'bout the whole period, comma etc.. thing, I've been trying to fix that up, anyways yea so people here's a new chappie finally...*oops sorry : /.*..I'm trying to fix that up now anyways.
Henry: Great, another day of toture!
Crystaline: Oh come now, Henry!!I'm not that cruel and you know it!!I'd never hurt you too much,your too important to my plans!
Henry: Ummm, thanks, I think?
Alexis: HEY!!*mysteriously pops outta no where* Didn't forget about me already did you?
Crystaline: Of course not!!
Henry: No of couse not *sarcastic tone* ...*said under breath but unfortunately not low enough for Crystaline's excellent hearing to pick up: ..who could forget a couple of characters like you!!
Crystaline: You have a serious case of being a grouch!! Hmmm, ....but I can fix that!!*glomps Henry* .:"^___^":.(yea umm the dots are supposed to be freckles and the other things are supposed to be eyelashes yea umm but I don't know how well it's showin' up.Sorry gotta think of some way to blow off the sugar : / okay where's the relevence in this? ok shuting up now!)
Crystaline: Anyways as I was saying...man I seriously gotta stop getting interruppted by myself,.I mean if you can't keep your own attention how are you supposed to keep other peoples?Okay anyways , what was I saying? Oh yea, HEY HENRY!!! I GOTS A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
Henry: Really? What is it?
Crystaline: *eyes flash and she gains a evil grin* Well, we all know how much you just loved singing Henry the 8th for everyone last chapter so Alexis, MCW and I got together and made a surprise for you!
Henry: WHAT?!? *looks in MCW's direction* TRAITOR!
MCW: *shrinks in corner* Sorry Henry, the girls made me do it!!Crystaline threatened to...well you can just imagine what she capable of! I had no choice I was scared!
Henry: *nods in agreement to MCW's valid point , Crystaline could do some pretty evil things!* Well, I do know what you mean so I'll guess I'll let you off the hook this time. *turns direction back to Crystaline* Now, what's going on?
Crystaline: Hmm...MWAHAHAHAHA!!!Alexis will you do the honors?
Alexis: Gladly!! *flicks a switch then suddenly a large screen appears and a movie begins to play*
*An Oh-Too-Familiar Tune Begins To Play*
Henry: Oh no Crystaline!!NOOOOOOOO!!!!!*Runs away screaming and wondering how Crystaline could be so creul*
Crystaline:Oh no you don't!!! *tracks Henry down and glomps him, then drags him back to the set while still glomping him* Your gonna watch and enjoy!
Henry: I hate you!
Crystaline: No you don't!
Henry: Okay fine your right, I don't.
Crystaline: Hehee good!!* huggles Henry*
*few minutes of repetative song and poorly done singing later*
Henry: *squirming uncomfortably in Crystaline's grip*
Crystaline: Oh no! The movie's over!! And Henry and I were enjoying it so,...*evil smirk*
Henry: Hmmmph!! Speak for yourself, I- OWWWWWWWWWW!!!* clutches self where Crystaline just ever-so-gently jabbed him in the rib cage*
Crystaline: Oops!!I'm sorry Henry!!! : ) Anyways, if you would like to purchase a copy of Henry singing Henry the 8th you can purchase that and many other excellent items here in the studio after the show!
Henry: Uggghhh!*manages to stammer out:* EVIL!!!
Crystaline: Hmmm...we probably should start the fic soon huh?
Henry: Probably!
Crystaline: Yea, *hears a rather annoying by now sound of a gun click* *sighs* Not again!!
Henry: Hey, didn't I get rid of you?
Disclaimer Gun Dude: *nervously eyeing Henry while holding gun to Crystaline's head*
Crystaline: Oh no you don't!! *spins around to face her attacker* I'm ready for you this time!!Let's robattle!!!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Fine!!
Crystaline: A'right!! TRANSPORT MEDABOT!!!!* glow than a medabot appears*
Henry: Wha-?!Crystaline, isn't that Patra's medabot CleoBattler?
Crystaline: So, I kinda borrowed her! Don't worry I'm sure she won't mind!!!
*somewhere back in Egypt:*
Patra: Wha-?!?!Where's CleoBattler??!! Grrrr!!CRYSTALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back in the studio*
Alexis: Whoa, did you just hear something?
Crystaline: Huh? Like what?
Alexis: Oh you know, like someone screaming CRYSTALINE!!!
Crystaline: Nope, sorry.
Alexis: Okay, must be imagining things....*leaves for their sugar stash again*
Crystaline: Anyways, as I was saying, don't get scared that I have such a kickin medabot dude!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Don't worry I won't! I have a surprise!! TRANSPORT MEDABOT!!!!! *glow then WHA-?!?!?!METABEE APPEARS!!!*
Crystaline:WHAT?!?!HOW DID YOU GET METABEE?!?!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: I have my ways...
Metabee: HUH?WHAT?!?!HOW DID I GET HERE!!?!!I'M GONNA MISS MY SOAPS!!!..er I mean...heehee
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Metabee, your gonna help me win this robattle!!
Metabee: What?!? No I'm not!!I'm my own medabot!!I'm not gonna help you!!!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Oh, I think you are. Do you know why? Because I can get you access to any soap opera or any episode you want, even episodes from shows that aren't suppossed to air until next year. MWAHAHAHA!!
Metabee: DEAL!!LETS GET THIS THING OVER WITH!
Crystaline: WHA-? CHEATER!!!
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Oh and what you did was any different?
Crystaline: Shutup!
Mr. Referee(hey he's back!): *appears all of a sudden covered in trash and furiouisly dusting it off*
Crystaline: Hey where've ya been?And..*sniffs air uuugghhh* what happened to you?
Mr. Referee: I would seem that I woke up and found myself in a sac in the garbage recepticale just outside the studio!
Crystaline and MCW: *sweatdrop*
Henry: That's where you told MCW to put the body!!?!???!!Oops,...I-I mean....
Crystaline: Wait ta go! *slaps him upside the head* Oops I mean..ummm *sweatdrop* *looks to MCW for support*Weird huh?
MCW: *big sweatdrop, shrugs in response*
Referee: Yes weird, anyways where was I? Ahh yes! SO it's agreed. I officially declare this an official subbmission robattle, which I shall referee, that's me Mr. Referee! Medafighters ready? Medabots, ROOOOOOOOBATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N couldn't remember exactly what he usually says but it's along those lines right?)
Metabee: Alright let's get this over with!!!I wanna watch my soaps!!! *begins to glow*
Crystaline: NO! The medaforce already? This isn't fair!! CleoBattler do the same thing!!
CleoBattler: Turns into Metabee and begins to glow and prepare for the medaforce too*
Metabee:*powering up complete* Dude I rock! MEDAFORCE!!!!
Crystaline: NOO!
CleoBattler: *uses medaforce too*
*huge flash of light blinding every body*
*few moments later*
*the dust clears and Crystaline is left jaw droppped*
Crystaline: NOOO!!!*looks at the blacken lump that was once CleoBattler* uh oh, umm somebody package this up and send it back to Patra would you? Ummmm..do you think she'll notice?
*amazingly, Metabee is still standing, barely, but still standing none the less*
Crystaline: *jaw dropped*0_0
Mr Referee: Wow!Umm yea, anyways...THE WINNER IS METABEE!!
Metabee: Okay, *very chared* that's done. Now time for my soaps!!!*collapses*
Henry: Uh oh, Ikki's not gonna like this..
Crystaline: He won't mind if we don't tell 'em!
Henry: How can we not tell him you pratically killed his medabot?
Crystaline: Hey MCW!!! Can get this fixed up for me?
MCW: No problem!*takes metabee's body away*
Disclaimer Gun Dude: Not so fast! *points gun at Crystaline's head* I won, so I believe that means...you have to say the disclaimer!Now!
Crystaline: *sighs* Fine, fine. I do not own Medabots nor do I own anything affiliated with it which means *cries for about 10 seconds* I don't own Henry! *face lightens up* but in Alexis fic Reunions Can Be Scary I am married to him!!! YAY!!!*prances around happily then glomps Henry* *ehm* yea where was I? Oh yea, I also don't own Alexis oooorrrrr well I gotta surprise for you...We have a new member to our team of chaos....please welcome Lily!!!!!!
Lily: *walks in eating an icecream cone* Hello!^____^
Crystaline: Hullo Lily, prepared to enjoy the sheer insanity that is my life?
Lily: Sure, why not!!
Crystaline: Cool!
Alexis: Hey Lily, I'll show you where they keep the sugar!!
Lily: Cool, but umm actually, I think I'd rather have some icecream.
Crystaline: *watches them walk off in the direction of her sugar stash* *sighs* I'm not gonna have any sugar left soon!!
Henry: Oh god! Now there's even more of them!
Crystaline: What's the problem with that? *glomps Henry* Hmmm...better start this ficcy huh?Anyways, enjoy!
******************************************* Chapter Four:Why Authoress' Should Not Be Allowed Access To Sugar! *****************************************
*Oh god!Will the fake grins ever cease?...Crystaline: ...not likely*
Crystaline: Hey all!!Welcome back to another exciting (ok not really : P) segment of A full scoop of the Crystaline and Henry Show! With Alexis sprinkles and a Lily cherry on top!!!
*Man are these titles getting bad or is it just me?*
Henry: Another?*reads the title again* Craving icecream or something Crystaline?
Crystaline: Maybe, but it's Lily's fault!! (heehee j/k Lily ;) )
Lily: What did I do? *happily eating a large icecream sundae*
Alexis: Beats me! *presides to eat about a kazillion more pixi stix..(heehee such a big number eh ;) ) * -___^
Henry: So what means of toture do you have planned for today if I might be so bold as to ask?
Crystaline: Henry what have I told you about talking like that? Anyways though, I'm glad you asked me that question. Guess what people! We finally have a guest!!!
Henry: Really?!?! I mean, really? Who is it?
Crystaline: Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like you all to please meeeeeeeettt the creator of Medabots ..or so he says, Dr. Aki!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Aki: *strolls in eating a pudding* Oh hello! *gulp*
Crystaline: Hello Dr. Aki !Welcome to our show!!
Dr. Aki: Yes, that's all very well and good, but where's the pudding you promised me you get me?
Crystaline: * mutters lowly and slightly annoyed* You'll get it after the show!
Henry: What do you do? Either kidnap all your guests or bribe them into coming?
Crystaline: Basically, I-I mean, *nervously glances around* I don't know what your talking about!
Henry: Un huh, anyways. Hey wait a minute! Where exactly is Dr. Aki getting all this free pudding from?
Crystaline: Well you see, I kinda sorta, maybe...*gives up and voice comes out a little defeated* promised him he could have as many as he wanted from your store.
Henry: WHAT???!!!!??!ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME FIRED?!!!??!DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE I'M GONNA GET IN IF MY BOSS FINDS OUT!!!??!! CRYSTALINE YOU'RE REALLY KILLING ME HERE!!!
Crystaline: *looks sad and turns away* I'm sorry Henry! I just wanted to get us a good guest, I didn't mean to get you in trouble, I-I *begins crying*
Henry: *knows what might happen if he upsets Crystaline too much*Oh no Crystaline, no it's okay, ummm I'll replace them before my boss even knows.No one will get in touble.
Crystaline: *sniffle* Really? *faces lightens completely happy again* Oh thank you Henry-Chan!!*glomps him*
*Crystaline is handed an Oscar for her excellent performance*
Crystaline: Oh thank you! Thank you! *begins to cry again* I would like to thank my mom and my family and my cat and my hamster and my friends for telling me I truly was insane and I'd like to thank Henry *glomps Henry after saying this* and, and .......
Henry: *cuts in rather annoyed* If your quite finished...
Crystaline: Hey you ruined my big dramatic speech!!!!
Dr Aki: *gulp*
Crystaline: *turns to Dr. Aki.* Are you still here?Hmm well I guess we better interview you then!
Henry: I'll start first! So ummm.. furst I would like to welcome you to the show Dr. Aki!
Dr. Aki: *gulp* Glad *gulp* to be *gulp* here, Henry *gulp* and Crystaline! *gasp* I'm outta pudding!Oh darn, I guess I have to leave now.
Crystaline: Great introduction Henry! *shakes head* Oh no you don't Dr. Aki *snaps fingers and mountain of pudding packets appear next to Dr. Aki* There's still plenty of pudding here! Your not going any where! Now if you don't mind, I have a few questions.
Dr. Aki: Okay, go ahead, *gulp* ask away.
Crystaline: Okay, my first question is..just how much cash do you have?I mean you do own the Medabots coporation, so it must be a lot! (sorry I can't resist)
Dr. Aki: Oh that's a *gulp* simple one!Here! *hands Crystaline a sheet of paper that streaches from his hand all the way out the door and into the parking lot...* *whistles* WOW!That's alot of zeros!!!!
Henry: Let me see that! *grabs the paper from Crystaline* Hmmmm...all this money and you still find that you can never pay me back for all the pudding you take from my store!!!
Dr. Aki: Yea, *nervous smile* About that....
Crystaline: Yes, yes. This is all very well and good but I still have more questions!!
Alexis: Can we see that sheet?
*ALexis and Lily glance over the sheet* *whistle*
Alexis and Lily: WOW!!!
Lily: Hey you know with all that cash we could by a whole lotta icecream!!
ALexis: *nods in agreement* Unhuh , unhuh and Sugar!!!
*Alexis and Lily look at eachother*
Alexis and Lily in unison: PARTY AT DR. AKI'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystaline: A'RIGHT!!I'M THERE!!!!!!!!Oh *ehm* This hostess would like to apologize for that momentary lapse in unprofessionalism. *grabs some pixi stix* WE'LL CELEBRATE LATER!!!
Henry: *sighs* She's gonna kill me!
Crystaline:Henry you complain too much, but then again I can't blame you...I've seen some of the hospital bills your constantly paying. That's why I gotta ask, how are you managing to pay for all those on a salary that i'm assuming is like under minimum wage considering where you work.
Henry: I get by, I mean what hospital bills? Why would I need any? Now that Phantom Renegade guy maybe. But not me!
Crystaline: *cocks eyebrow* Unhuh.
Henry: *glances around nervously at all the security guards Crystaline set up incase guests try to escape*
Crystaline: Don't worry your safe.
Henry: Right, heehee, safe. *thinking: With Crystaline? I doubt it!*
Crystaline: I heard that!
Henry: What? How?
Crystaline: *smirks* Yea anyways, as I was saying...Dr Aki I have another question for you!
Dr. Aki: And what would that be?
Crystaline: Okay, it's very simple : What's with the pudding thing?
Dr Aki: *gulp* *just finishing his 14th pudding packet since being here* What pudding thing?
Everyone: 0_0 *sweatdrop*
Crystaline:0_0 *jaw dropped* You know! That puddiing problem of yours! I mean you're making Henry, MCW and I broke as we speak!
Dr. Aki: *gulp* *the puddiing pile is depleating as we speak* Nope, sorry, doesn't ring a bell!
Crystaline: *anime fall* *springs back up again* Ummm...I guess I'll move on to the next question then?
Dr. Aki: Sure why not?
Crystaline: Okay here goes..I know you claim to be Karin's uncle, but sorry I just don't buy it. Soooo I was wondering, just how exactly are you related to Karin?
Dr. Aki: *gulp* Oh, that's another easy one. You see , I'm her mother's, husband's, brother's, father's, son!
Metabee: (hey MCW fixed him! Yea I won't get sued!) hey! This is starting to sound like a sopa opera! Continue I wanna hear more!
Crystaline: Not if I can help it! It's really simply this. He basically said he's her father's brother.
Metabee: Ya well sure, if you wanna get technical!
*****meanwhile somewhere in Egypt a package has just arrived*****
Delivery Dude: Package for a Miss Patra! (A/N sorry don't know last name)
Patra: Thank you! *signs for package*
Delivery Dude: HEY!
Patra: What?
Delivery Dude: My tip!
PAtra: Fine! *tosses the guy a buck*
Delivery Dude: *very dry and sarcastic* Wow! A buck, now I'll be able to put my kids through college and retire early! Oh happy day!*leaves ranting the whole while*
Patra: Wonder what this could be! *opens package* Wha-? *reads note attached to blacken lump*....CRYSTALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****back in the studio**********
*Alexis and Lily enjoying the refreshements*
Alexis: *stops in the midddle of her pixi stick* Whoa I heard it again!
Lily:* piling toppings on a banana split*Heard what? Oh you mean like somebody screaming CRYSTALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexis: Yea that!
Lily: Hmmm...nope must be your imagination!
Alexis: *sighs* Oh well! *mows down on more sugar*
*****Now back to the show******
Crystaline: Well, such enlightening answers Dr. Aki!
Henry: *shakes head*
Dr. Aki: I know *gulp* I know!
Crystaline: You know something I'm bored!
Dr. Aki: Me too!
Crystaline: Well if you excuse me I'm gonna go enjoy some sweet sugary goodness!
Henry: Oh no!
Crystaline: *speeds past everyone and inbetween Alexis and Lily straight to her beautiful sugary stash*
Crystaline: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
MCW: We really shouldn't give her sugar...
*an uncomfortable silence passes as everyone waits in horror as to what can happen after their beloved Authoress really got her hands onto sugar*
*Dr. Aki bravely or possibly foolishly decides to break the silence*
Dr Aki: *ehm* *begins to poorly humm the tune to Henry the 8th*
Crystaline: *ears perk up* Hey! Thanks for reminding me! But how did you know Henry sang that?How do you ev en know it?
Dr. Aki: Henry sang that! And I missed it? I was just humming it cause I like the song!
Crystaline: Riiiiiiiggggghhhhttt!
Dr. Aki: Boy, what i would have given to see that!
Crystaline: You can!!I have it all on tape!
Dr. Aki: Really!?! I want a copy!
Henry: Why are you doing this to me?
Crystaline: And you the viewers can own it too! For the low low price of *mutters incoherently of an outrageous price* you can cherish this memory forever!! Pick up your copies after the show just outside the studio!!!!
Henry: You have got to be the cruelist person on Earth!
Crystaline: You know it!!!!*glomps Henry*
Henry: *sighs*
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Crystaline:Well I'm afraid that concludes todays segment of Live With Henry! (and the authoress). I truly hope you enjoyed!!!And don't forget that everything done her is completely spur of the moment and nothing is rehised? or prepared in advince? with the aid of *squints* cou cards? Okay! Who the heck wrote this stuff!!! *looks at guy holding the cue cards*
Cue Card Guy: It was you remember! But I think Spyke and Sloan said that you had some speeling and Grammer mistakes they wanted to fix up!
Crystaline: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPYKE!!!!!!!!!!!SLOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry: *tries desperately to calm Crystaline down to no ill avail* Well we better go, please review people k? And also could you review her new fic Running so she won't have to hurt me? Thank you and good bye! ^___^
Crystaline: *hyperventalating but slowly calming down decides to huggle Henry to take her mind off it* .:"^____^":. *blushes*
Henry: *blushes* Bye ! ^___^
Crystaline: BYEBYE^___^