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Authoress' Notes: Hurray! Here's a new chappy finally.

Henry: No kidding! It's been like a week!

Crystaline:Hey, shutup ok! I'm getting over the flu alright and it's been affecting my concentration, plus I've been getting a little side tracked with my other ficcy Running, so sue me : P

Henry: Sorry! Geez some people are sure irritable when they're sick.

Crystaline: I'm not, your just being rude, but oh well I'm in a forgiving mood so I'll let it slide this time, but next time you may not find yourself so lucky...*menacing glare*

Henry: Eep!

Crystaline: *mood lightens and she glomps Henry* ^_____^

Henry: -_-; (Crystaline: Your supposed to smile darn you!) Henry: Fine, *sigh* ^-^ (Crystaline: Much better!)

Crystaline:Hmmm, well I've made you all wait enough as it is, I suppose I should really start this ficcy soon.

Disclaimer Gun Dude: *bursts in still gloating about latest victory*

Crystaline: *very dry* What no gun today?

Disclaimer Gun Dude: Nope, I thought this tape would pretty much speak for itself and do my work for me. *holds up video tape with label that reads: Crystaline's crushing defeat in robattle last chapter against ..and the names alittle smudged but it's disclaimer gun dudes name..* (Crystaline: How did he fit all that on one label?)

Crystaline: How did you get that?

Disclaimer Gun Dude: *smirks and motions with his eyes in Henry's direction*

Crystaline: HENRY!!!!!!

Henry: *shrinking fast into a corner trying desperately to make himself look invisible in order to escape the authoress' wrath* I-I t-told you I'd g-get you back for making me sing!

Crystaline: *voice raising higher along with anger*You have exactly 5-4-3-2 *Henry comes running up and (^_____^ YAY!) glomps Crystaline trying desperately to get her to forgive him before it's too late*

Henry: *ranting and glomping Crystaline (wow what a switch!)

Crystaline: *big blushy* ^________________________^ *embarassed giggles* *ehm* yea, Henry, I swear if you weren't one of the several bishounen on my list to obsess over, I swear you'd be in a world of torture right about now.That and if you didn't look so pathetically adorable right now.

Henry: *sighs* I know, I know!

Crystaline: ^__________^ A'right, I guess your forgiven.

Henry: Thank you!

Crystaline: *turns in disclaimer gun dude's direction* Now, as for you, it would seem that Henry's on my side again sooo *snaps fingers and a large frying pan appears in Henry's hand, (^___^ my fav weapon! and less messy than some -__^)* *snaps fingers again and several security gaurds appear* Sick 'em boys!!!!

Disclaimer Gun Dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*accidently drops tape and it smashes into a million pieces (YAY!)*

*MWAHAHAHAHAHA he's being chased away*

Crystaline: *watches as Disclaimer Gun Dude runs away in fear* Now, just to spite him, I think I will say the disclaimer! Okay, you should already know this but hey, I do not own Medabots or any of it's character or components, got that?Nothing belongs to me! Not medabots or anything affiliated with it! So please do not sue!

Disclaimer Gun Dude; *being chased frantically around the room by a now deranged Henry weilding Crystaline's frying pan and several security guards* (Crystaline: Maybe I shouldn't have given him that...*ponders* Oh well! XD )

Henry: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!*chasing disclaimer gun dude around*

Crystaline: Grrr!!Henry stop stealing my lines! I'm the insane one remember!

Everyone else; *sweatdrop*

Crystaline: A'right I can handle this!*glomps Henry as he runs by* Stopped ya!

Disclaimer Gun Dude: @-@ ugggghhh x-X

Crystaline: *mock concern* Oh no! I think he's dead!

Henry: Well how are we gonna tell?

Crystaline: There's only one scientific and logical way, LET'S POKE 'EM WIT A STICK!!!*grabs stick* *poke poke* *poke poke*...uh oh! *no movement* Ummm....maybe I'll just start the fic...

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Crystaline: Hmmm, *looks around the room* say, where's Alexis and Lily?

Everyone else: *shrugs*

Crystaline: Anyone know? *crickets* Anyone?

Everyone including Crystaline and Henry: *sweatdrop*

Crystaline: Uh oh, we gotta start the show.

*****somewhere lost in the world of fanfiction (so discriptive XD)*****

Lily: Are you sure this is the way back to the studio?

Alexis: I'm positive, we just turn left here and...

**dark magician from Yu-Gi-Oh fandom walks by*

Lily: Ummm, I think we went a little to far...

Alexis: Don't be ridiculous, I know exactly where we're going.

**the five gundam pilots walk by straight outta Gundam Wing fandom(Crystaline: *drools,* ahhh the gundam boys so cute! Heehee all five: Heero, Duo, Trowa, Wufei and Quatre! *drools some more* *ehm* where was I? Henry: Hey! Crystaline: Wow! I think I actually made Henry jealous!!*glomps him* *ehm* yea..) **

*Lily and Alexis watch them pass by** (Crystaline: Hey girls! Watch it! They're mine too!! *sighs* I wish..)

Lily: Oh yea, way to far!

Alexis: *sweatdrop* N-nothing to worry about!

**a few micellaneous children's televison show characters can be seen coming up in the distance***(Crystaline: RA help us!!!!)

Alexis and Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run away faster than humanly possible*

Miscellanious Childrens Char #1: Remeber boys and girls, we must all learn to care and share!!

Miscellanious Childrens Char#2: Love and friendship are the key to happiness and peace!(Crystaline: NO IT'S NOT!!!Everyone: 0_0 *anime fall*)

Miscellanious Childrens Char#3: I need a hug!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Crystaline: *crying and screaming* Make it stop!!Dear lord, somebody please make it stop!!!)

Crystaline: *magically appears outta nowhere weilding her trademark frying pan of death* DIE EVIL SATANIC AND FREAKISH MUTATIONS OF NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!*begins to beat them all off with her frying pan*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Lily: She's lost it!

Alexis: Unhuh, unhuh *nods in agreement*

Crystaline:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!Well, looks like my work here is done! *snaps fingers and is back in studio*

Alexis and Lily: WAIT!!! Too late...

Alexis: How are we gonna get outta here?

Lily: Don't ask me! You're the one who said you knew where you were going.

Alexis: *sweatdrop* Oh I do, I do! I guess we just do what she did, now lets snap our fingers.

*snap snap* *frustrated*

Alexis: *nervous* hehee maybe we gotta try again?

*snap snap*.....*snap snap* *snap sanp* *snapsnapsnap* SNAp snap SNAP* SNAPSNAP*

*sweatdrop*

**************back in studio************

Crystaline: Hullo Everyone! And welcome back to another addition of: Crystaline Takes On Medabots with my wonderful co-host (Henry: HOST!!SHE'S THE CO-HOST!) Henry, and the great stylings of Alexis and Lily *glances around the room sadly they're not back yet* *nervous* ..hopefully.

Henry: Where do you get these titles?

Crystaline: Oh you know, here there, around.

Henry; *cocks eyebrow* Unhuh riiiiigghtt.

*suddenly Alexis and Lily burst into the room*

Alexis: Gahh!*looks down at arm to find children char still hugging arm* Can I borrrow that? *takes Crystaline's frying pan and beats the heck out the thing till it falls off her arm* Much better! Hey we made it!

Crystaline: Where were you?

Lily: Oh no where special...

Crystaline: Unhuh,

MCW: They got lost!

Alexis and Lily: NO WE DIDN'T!!!

Alexis:'Sides, even if we did get lost, which we didn't it was only cause someone sent us out on a sugar run!

Crystaline: Hehee ...I don't know what your talking about, which reminds me, did you get it?

Everyone Else: *anime fall*

Lily: Yea, *tosses the bag to Crystaline*

Crystaline: A'right!! *looks in bag* HEY!!!SOME OF IT'S MISSING!!!*looks at Alexis who is innocently looking around the room and whistling*

Alexis: What?

Crystaline: Grrr!!*mutters something incoherent about it being so hard to find good help and something about precious sugar*

Henry: *sighs* Now maybe we can get on wit the show?

Crystaline:NEVA!!! *notices Henry looking pathetic* Awww!! Fine I guess we can..

MCW:Wait!I have an annoucement!!

Crystaline:Which would be?

MCW: I finally have a new name to go by!

Crystaline: Which is?

MCW: That's the problem, we finally got people to request via review names for me, sadly we don't know which one to pick. We recieved one from Alexis which was George, and the other was Rick from Yami Kaiba (Crystaline: Hey you like Yu-Gi-Oh! Me too! Cool name!) Could poeple please review and vote for one?

Crystaline: Good idea! So people at the end of this chappy vote for which name you like better George or Rick! We'll post the results in the next chappy.

MCW: Yea, so *sniffle* get your votes in please! I don't wanna go another day without a name!

Crystaline: Okay now that that's taken care of *looks sympathetically at MCW for a moment before continueing* it's time we bring out another guest!!!

Henry: Really?

Crystaline: Yep, really!MCW if you wouldn't mind!

MCW: Sure thing! *begins dragging in one of the smaller burlap sacks*

Henry: Who's in there?

Crystaline: See for yourself!*begins pulling the string that keeps the sack tied up*

*With a great burst of energy Rintaro bursts outta the sack*

Rintaro: DUUUUUDE!!This is soo cool!I am on TV?Are you who I think you are? Dude this rocks!!

Crystaline: Hullo Rintaro!

Rintaro: Dude! Hey where am I? Is that Henry? Dude what are you doin' here?

Henry: Umm, I'm here doing my show which your making a guest appearance on! Your here for us to interview!

Crystaline: *ehm* It's our show!

Henry: Actually you gave it too me so- *recieves death glares from Crystaline* *sighs*it's our show.

Rintaro: Riiiiiiiiiiiggghht! Ummm, whose that?

Crystaline: *jaw-dropped* WHA-? How can you not know who I am? We were just talking yesterday in the 24 HopMart!

Rintaro: Oh yea, you're the chick who was bugging the heck outta Henry when he was working yesterday right?

Henry: *laughs* That would be her!

Crystaline: Shutup Henry! Anyway yea that was me, and don't call me a chick!

Rintaro: And your the one who put me in this sack.

Crystaline: Hey, what can I say, heehee *nervous silence*

Rintaro: Wait a minute! Did he just call you Crystaline? When I talked to you at the HopMart Henry said your name was Crystal Ineiko!

Crystaline and Henry: *both extremely nervous* Heehee well about that...*looks to Henry for support and also to scold him for being careless* Oh darn it all Rintaro, now I have to give out a spoiler for my other fic!! You see my name is Crystaline Ikoda, but later on in the the fic Running I go by Crystal Ineiko...

Rintaro: Why?

Crystaline: Because *eyeing all the guards on set nervously*

Rintaro: It's not like your hiding from some one or anything..

Crystaline: Yea, haha right...well now that that's done *looks at Henry hoping he'll help her change the subject*

Rintaro: Oh by the way, Henry also said your a nucience! (A/N..sp?)

Crystaline: *face goes completely red* WHAT!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!

Henry: Hehe joke?

Rintaro: And he also said that you were a real menace to society when you got your hands on sugar.

Crystaline: Oh he did he?

Henry:*desperately etching his way towards the door*

Crystaline: *ehm* *snaps fingers*

*gaurd grabs Henry*

Rintaro: But I think he has a crush on you!

Crystaline: REALLY?!?!??!!*SEVERE BLUSHING* *comes running at warp speed and orders her guard to drop Henry so she can glomp him*Oh Henry-chan do you really have a crush on me? *snuggling him*

Henry: Would it get me outta trouble if I said I did?

Crystaline: You bet!! *snuggling Henry*

Henry:*blushing* Well than yea I guess..

Crystaline: ^_________________________^ *hearts in eyes*

Rintaro: Uhh, dudes?

Crystaline: Oh yes, yes quite right! Rintaro dude! I gots a question for yez! (such proper grammer : P)

Rintaro: Okay dude-er dudette? What is it?

Crystaline: Okay little short dude, what's with you? You talk funny man!! Who uses dude in every sentence dude?

Henry: Uhhh... *raises finger to say something but is glomped by everyone else as they cover his mouth so as not to get them all in more trouble*Henry: *is crushed by all the people that pounced on him* Henry: x .X

Rintaro: I dunno what yea mean.

Crystaline: Oh you now dude, how you say all that weird stuff and you always saying dude! You gotta know what I mean dude!

Rintaro: Nope sorry dude!

Crystaline: *sighs* fine whatever, I give up! I'm going on a sugar break!

Henry: NO!!!!Somebody stop her!!

MCW: Nope sorry she's the boss!

Alexis: *talking with Lily* Yea sorry, you want us to get tortured as much as you?

Lily: *chatting about something random with Alexis* Yea, we like things the way they are! I mean it's all you can eat here, and as an added bonus we get to torture which ever cast member we want! Just as long as we remember tht we can't have you, cause you're hers!(A/N that reminds me...Alexis, Lily I need to know which character you wanna help me torture and which is your fav, and wether or not you'd like to glomp them, yea ok anyways)

Henry:WHAT!!??SHE SAID I WAS HERS? *reminded of what he was doing*Oh god I gotta stop Crystaline !*sees her outta the corner of his eye nearly at the sugar* NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Crystaline: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*comes down and sits next to Henry again* *in a slightly sugar-high tone* Now, let's finish this interview!!

Henry: It's a commercial break!!

Crystaline: Oh okay, sooo Rintaro..*begins conversation with him*

Rintaro: blah blah blah blah DUDE!!blah blah

Crystaline: yada yada DUDE yada HENRY yada blah blah

Rintaro: Dude blah blah dude blah dude yada yada blah dude!!

Crystaline: blah blah yada yada etc...

*ten mins pass by*

Henry: *sigh*

Rintaro: Oh dude! That reminds me! You all know about my hero Hikaru Agata right? The greatest medafighter in Japan?

Crystaline: *glances over at Henry* Yea, I knew 'em...

Rintaro: I can't believe they think he's responsible for the 10 days of darkness, but I know he didn't do it! Hikaru Agata's the best!!

Crystaline: I don't believe he did it either *looks at Henry than turns away* *but rolls her eyes at last remark* yea, he was good I guess..

Rintaro: Good? He was the best!

Crystaline: Unhuh...

Rintaro: *begins ranting about "the great Hikaru Agata" and how he's so great and yada yada*

Crystaline: *rolls eyes especially when she glances over to see Henry hanging onto Rintaro's every word and fighting back the urge to correct him when he gets a few of his facts wrong*

Crystaline: Oh brother! *ehm* don't you think it's time you left Rintaro? I mean Kantaroth is probably waiting and everything...

Rintaro: But I just got here!!

Crystaline: Oh but I think you may have over stayed your welcome *glares become venomous*

Rintaro: Eep!! Dude!! Look at the time!! Uhh, bye!!!!

Crystaline: Hmmm, much better! *glomps Henry*

Henry: -_-; my only fan too...

Crystaline: Hey that's not true and you know it!

Henry: *sighs* Whatever

Crystaline: Oh your just mad cause I made Rintaro go away before he could finish his ranting about "the Great Hikaru Agata" well tough! *glomps Henry*

*********************************************** Crystaline:Another chappie finished!!So what did ya think, review it! Like it, flame it. Whatever same dif to me. Oh, and don't forget to vote for MCW's new name, either Rick or George!! Well until then Cya!!! *glomps Henry* REVIEW!!!!!