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Chapter Six: No Cameras Please!
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Authoress' Notes: Finally! Back again! *sigh* Gomen, I'm so so sorry it takes me so long to update these things...I've just been soo busy! MAN! *ehm**blushes* Oh and before I forget, a note to N/A, first of all thank you for the review, well thank you to everyone for their reviews, but yea, first of all thank you so much for saying Henry and I were Kawaii together. It's so true!!! *prances around happily and glomps her Henry-Chan*
Henry: -_-; How can we possibly be kawaii together when we aren't even "together"?
Crystaline: How can you say that? And after you gave me this no less! *holds up her ring finger revealing a WHA-? WEDDING BAND!!* (Crystaline: *smirks* heehee ~_^)
Henry: *nervous jaw dropped* 0_0U How the heck did you get that?
Crystaline: Well since we are married in two fics as it is, and we even have a daughter in one, I figured I should look the part! (Crystaline: Thanks go out yet again to Alexis and Lily^_^)
Henry: *sighs* *sweatdrop* *blush* But-
Crystaline: No times for buts!*glomps Henry* We have a fic to do, now let me finish what I was trying to say!...
Henry: I-
Crystaline: Now, N/A about what you said in your review, if you're really serious 'bout wanting to be in my fic, than that's no prob, new memebers are always welcome, that is if they're truly brave enough to join the madness...heehee anyways all yez need to do is give me some quick stats on yourself and I'll be glad to add you! Glad you asked! Anyways I gotta get on with the fic...
Disclaimer:(heehee ~_^ DIsclaimer Gun Dude's in traction in the hospital, but I might as well do it anyways..) Hmmm, I guess that well, hmmm, ummm,
Henry: Crystaline, you're avoiding doing the disclaimer again!
Crystaline: No I'm not!! It's just that well, you see...
MCW: (Crystaline: MCW what are you doing? The votes are in!! Thank you to everyone who voted!! MCW, your new name is.........drumroll please? *drumroll can be heard* Thankyou!..... GEORGE!!!Now, let's try this again...)
George: I see, if Crystaline says the disclaimer, then she'll have to admit that she doesn't own Henry, well not technically anyways...
Crystaline: *nods sadly*
Henry: What do you mean not technically? She doesn't own me period!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
George:*nervous*......whatever you say Henry..*glances nervously at Crystaline's ring finger again* whatever you say.
Henry: FINE!! You know what? I'll read the disclaimer!
Crystaline: Really Henry-Chan? You'll do that for me?
Henry: *sighs and shakes head* I'll read it, that's all I said. Okay here goes: Crystaline does not own Medabots, nor does she own anyone or anything related or affiliated with it. Including, although few might try to argue to the contrary; me!
Crystaline: V_V. Why must you continue to bring that up in my face?
Henry: To try and prove to you that I'm not yours!
Crystaline: *sighs* You're right Henry,
Henry: I-I am?
CRystaline: Yes, you are. I do not own you in the legal sense, *grins* but you'll always be my Henry-Chan!!!
Henry: *sighs* I should have known she'd throw something like that in..
Crystaline: Well, on with the fic! *glomps Henry*\"^__^"\
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Crystaline: Hullo yet again! And welcome to another sugar-coated (Henry:No kidding!) funfilled (Crystaline and Henry: YEA RIGHT!) Episode ooooffff Crystaline Rules the World And You Are All Her Servants and-and *rants* Er- *ehm* I mean *coughs nervously* Welcome to another lovely addition ooofff Crystaline Versus the World, with the help of my wonderful and faithful bishounen Henry,(everyone else: *Anime fall*) and our dear mischeifmakers themselves; Alexis and Lily!!!
Henry: her faithful bishounen?
Crystaline: Take a bow please Alexis, Lily.
Alexis and Lily: *bows*^____^
Henry: Man, you people all get stranger and stranger, *thinking: so do theses titles!*
Crystaline: Hey! Quiet Henry-Chan! *glomps him* 'Sides these are excellent titles, which took lots of talent and creativity.
Henry: Whatever. Hey! How do you keep reading my thoughts?
Crystaline: *matter-o-factly* Authoress Powers! Heehee Henry-Chan I'm telepathic!
Henry: Telepathic?
Crystaline: Yea! Duh! It means you can read minds! Hello!? Oh and I'm also telekinetic meaning I can manipulate things with my mind, so I'd be careful what you do Henry-Chan!
Henry: Eep! .......Hey wait a minute. No your not! 'Sides telekinesis only allows you to move things, not manipulate them!
Crystaline: That's what you think.MAybe not usually, but I'm using authoress powers right now, so a long as I have this keyboard...*keyboard magically appears out of Crystaline's pocket*
*sweatdrop*0_0 How does she do that?****
Crystaline: ~_^ heehee gotta love those authoress/author powers right people?
Lily: You bet! *snaps fingers and Duo from Gundam WIng appears*
Lily: YAY!!! *hugs Duo* (Crystaline: *sighs* A'right Lily, I suppose I can give you one beautiful bishy, heehee ~_^ enjoy him! You two look so kawaii together, especially in your ficcy!Say, ...maybe we could split the other four gundam pilots up equally if you like? As long as I get Trowa or Quatre!!!Either will do!! *ehm* yea..Henry: HEy! Crystaline: ^-^ I think I made Henry jealous! *glomps him* Don't worry Henry-chan , I stilll love you! Henry: -_-; lucky me...Crystaline: *ehm* where were we?)
Alexis: *looks on dissapointed she's got nothing to do..* Hey! I know! *snaps fingers and Spyke appears along with a large frying pan floating in the air waiting for Alexis to grab it*
Alexis: *grins evilly* Hey Spyke!*gripping frying pan above Spyke's head menacingly* *insert more maniacal laughter here*(Crystaline: k!........MWAHAHAHA Everyone except Lily, Crystaline, Alexis and SPyke: *big sweatdrop*)
Spyke: AHHHH!! *runs away followed closely by Alexis and one of the extra frying pans Crystaline always makes sure to have on hand incase she's misplaced her trademark "Frying Pan Of Death" *(Crystaline: Which will neva happen!! *Storkes her frying pan lovingly* *ehm* where were we?)
(Crystaline: MWAHAHAHAA Well, I hope I've made both of you ladies happy for the time being, well till I get some better material anyways...heeehee ~__^)
Henry: Shall we continue now?
Crystaline: Not quite yet, *glomps Henry and huggles him* Now we can continue! *still huggling Henry*
Henry: *Sigh*
Crystaline: NOw poeple, guess what? We have yet another guest!!
Ikki: *appears out of no where*Oh please tell me it's Karen!!
Crystaline: *rolls eyes and glances at Ikki* *stated dryly* Fat chance.
Koji: *Appears out of nowhere* Back off you riff raff! The Lovely Karen is mine!!
Crystaline: *rolls eyes again and lets out over exagerated sigh of annoyance* You two are pathetic!
Ikki And Koji: *shouting* STAY OUT OF IT!!!
Crystaline:*Angered and seems a bit larger and more menacing then usual* HOW DARE YOU YELL AT ME!!!
Ikki and Koji: *Shrink* eeep!
Crystaline: I was going to try and be nice to you 2, but now, you two now must leave. First for Ikki, *Snaps fingers*
TENRIYO!!!
Ikki: *Spins around to see a very angry Coach Mountain*
Ikki: *nervous*
Coach Mountain: Tenriyo!! What do you think you're doing!?!?!?!?! Guest staring on a television show when you should be in school doing your work!!
Ikki: But-but there's no school today!
Coach Mountain: And that's exactly the kind of atitude that causes you to do poorly in life! Now you will give me *names off some randomly large number* pushups and *names another* laps around the studio until you learn to think otherwise!! You're gonna water this studio with your sweat until I can swim in it!
Ikki: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Crystaline: Eww! Hey, don't mess up my studio! And Ikki, stay away from all electrical appliances!!..... Hmmm, *grins evilly* That's one down, *snaps fingers* *in sing-song voice* Oh Koji,
Koji: What?
Crystaline: *grins evilly again* Turn around.
Koji: *turns around and comes face to face with a HUGE spider!*
Crystaline: *smirks*
Koji; *delayed reaction* ...*face has those lil blue lines and beads of sweat are building all over his brow* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *prepares to run away faster than lightning but faints instead*
Crystaline:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0_0U
Crystaline: *turns to face the crumpled up Koji body* Uh, clean-up crew take care of this would you?
****George and a few other MCW's come in and sweep away Koji's body with a broom***
Henry: *Sweatdrop* Crystaline!!
Crystaline: What? They'll be fine!! *watches Ikki run by and being chased by Coach Mountain then collapsing* Uh, you might wanna get that too guys...
Coach Mountain: *turns to Crystaline* Why aren't you in class young lady?!?
Crystaline: Okay, first of all, there's no school right now, secondly I don't even go to your school!! And thirdly, you were not given permission to talk to me like that!! How dare you!! Of all the impertanance!!You shall pay...hmmmm.... *sing-song voice again* Oh guuuaaarrds...*snaps fingers and Coach Mountain finds himself being carried away by several large security guards*
Coach Mountain: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Crystaline: Hmmm, much better!
Everyone else: *Sweatdrop*
Crystaline: Anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, is that we have another guest..George if you wouldn't mind?
George: Sure!! *drags in a kicking and screaming sack*
Sack: (well the sack isn't technically talking but you get the point..) Let me out of here!!! I swear if you don't let me out right now I'll- I'll ...well you won't like it!! I'm a great reporter, you'll regret this, as soon as it hits the press, you'll be in so much trouble!!
Crystaline: *sighs and shakes head* Well I suppose...
Henry: IS that..?
Crystaline: *sigh*yes! *pulls the string of the sack and a flash erupts from the bag, followed by Erika*
Erika: *immediately starts taking snap shots and asking questions a mile a minute* (I heard this expression once, i wasn't completely positive on what it meant then, and I'm not completely positive on what it means now...but i'm using it!...lol ~__^)
Crystaline: *is blinded by flash* ARRGGH!! Umm, Erika, I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't do that again. I hate having my picture taken..*mutters: mostly for security reasons.* *glances at guards again*
Erika: Huh? *looks in Crystaline's direction* Who are you? *snaps some photos* Why are you here? Come to think about it, whay am I here? Is that Henry? *continues to ask question and snap photos much to Crystaline's disapproval*
Crystaline: *is blinded yet again by flash* GRRR!!! *becomes bigger and face is dark as she looks totally monstrously evil soto speak, why? who knows*Erika, I asked you if you would kindly cease and decist with those wretched picture takings of yours before I have to do something drastic!!*yelling at Erika*
Erika: *sweatdrop* *shrinks slightly*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Alexis: Wow, she really does hating getting her picture taken.
(Crystaline: I kid you not I swear! I hate getting my picture taken so much, that my old teacher last year, along with about 7 students had to tackle and restrain me so they could get my photo..pathetic, no?)
Henry: Back on topic..
Crystaline: Shutup! *ehm,* Anyways as I was saying, Erika, welcome to the show!
Erika: *snapping photos all over the studio and pestering everyone with annoying questions*
Crystaline: *sweatdrop* Er- umm Erika? Why don't you have a seat?
Erika: Sure, but only if I can get an exclusive interview with you!
Crystaline: Actually, I am here to interview you.
Erika: Huh? Umm okay, I guess I could do that...who are you anyways?
Crystaline: *slightly annoyed* Why is everyone forgetting who I am?! I was just talking to you all the other day in the 24HopMart!! ANd you've even met me before that!!
Erika: Oh yea, right...you're the chick who was bugging the heck out of Henry right!
Henry: Yep! That was her!
Crystaline: *really annoyed* Shutup Henry!!
Henry: Eep!
Crystaline: Why does everyone keep saying that?! First of all, I am not a "chick" that would be what that dude sells one the corner of the street when he's not selling rabbits or saying something philosophical, now do I look like I have wings and feathers to you?!
Erika: Umm no, *shakes head*
Crystaline: Secondly, I was not bugging the heck out of Henry!!
Erika: Unhuh, whatever. Now, I ask again, who exactly are you, I don't remember your name.
Crystaline: GRR!!! *close to ripping her hair out*
Erika: *snaps fingers* Now I know! Henry said you name was Crystal Ineiko right?
Crystaline: yep! That's my name don't wear it out!
Erika: Yea, say, I never did get that exclusive interview with you, that you promised. I turned around to look at Ikki, and when I looked back, you had bolted out of the store.
Crystaline: *nervous* hehe yea, about that...
Rintaro: *suddenly appears out of nowhere* Nonuh! That's not her name dude. When I was having an interview with her yesterday, she said her name was Crystaline Ikoda, that's her real name, but she goes around as Crystal Ineiko. You know why I think she does dude? I think she's on the run from some dudes and-and...*mouth is covered by a nervous Crystaline who quickly snaps her fingers and have security take care of her problem*
Crystaline: *nervous* heehee thank you for that enlightening philosophy Rintaro, maybe I'll take you up on it sometime, now, I believe that should be enough for now so..
Rintaro: *Is hauled off by security gaurds*DUUUUUDE NOOO!
Crystaline: *guards eye her curiously before leaving* Whew! That was close!
Erika: *ears perk up* What was close? *snaps more photos* Who are you reallly? You say your Crystal Ineiko, but everyone here has called you Crystaline, now I thought Crystaline Ikoda was dead, and had died eight years ago, or at least gone missing anyways. Then you showed up recently, isn't it funny it was around the same time that new thief who always shows up The Phantom Renegade in action and calls herself The Teenage Vampiress...they say she has some connection to the missing Crystaline Ikoda you know..
Crystaline: *really nervous* Yea, haha, funny huh? That sure is weird..
Henry:*leans in and whispers to Crystaline: and you thought I slipped up alot?
Crystaline: Shush!
Erika: Hmm, *sees this as an opportunity* And what's all this whispering about? Is there something you'd like to tell us? And what exactly is the relationship between you two anyways, Crystaline, Henry, care to ellaborate? *holds microphone up while Brass tapes in the background, hmmm, she's being unusually quiet, even for her..*
Henry and Crystaline: *taken off guard**blushing and both really nervous and embarrased* Ummm, hehe *nervous laugh and nervous coughs can be heard emitting from both of them* *ehm*
Crystaline: *snaps back into reality, or perhaps after reading her answer, fantasy?* happily engaged thank you!
Henry: *snaps back in from somewhere lost in thoughts* (Crystaline: Hmmm, I wonder what he was thinking, but I don't think I'll use my telepathy, let's just see how he answers..)
Henry: There is absolutely nothing going on between us! Or relationship is completely business, well we are firends but other than that..
Crystaline: 0_0!!!!!!!!!WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!You weren't supposed to answer like that Henry-chan!!! *considers taking every thing to an overly dramatic level*
Erika: Hmmm, this is getting us no where!! I think I'll ask around..*wanders off followed closely by Brass and her camera*
Crystaline and Henry: *awkward silence passes by, both are blushing*
Crystaline: Umm, *ehm* glad that's over...for now anyways.
Henry: Our guest is gone! Now what are we supposed to do?
Crystaline: Ummm, improvise?
Henry: Improvise?
Crystaline: Yea, you know improvise: to compose, perform or say extemporaneously || to select, make or provide (a substitute for something not available) || v.i. to compose, perform or speak extemoraneously || to select, make or provide a susbstitute for something not available || ( mus., with 'on') to use (a composition) as the basis of free invention [F. improviser]..you know that! (Crystaline: all definitions are courtesy of my Webster's dictionary)
Henry: *smacks self in forehead and groans* I know what it means!
Crystaline: Well, then why did you ask?
Henry: I- uh! It useless, *sigh* I give up!
Crystaline: Oh, don't say that! *huggles Henry* ^-^
***somewhere in the studio***
Erika: *talking to one of the MCW's* And you're sure you don't know anything about "Crystaline" or where she came from?
MCW #1: *shakes head*
Erika: I don't suppose you'd know what's gonig on between her and Henry at least would you?
MCW #1: *Shakes head again*
Erika: *sigh* Oh well, on to the next person I guess..*turns to another MCW* What about you? Know anything?
MCW #2: *shakes head sadly*
Erika: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? *Spots Geroge* Aha! He'll have some answers!
George: Erika, does Crystaline know your wandering around?
Erika: Yes! Now, I have some questions I'd like to ask you!
Geroge: 0_0 ...umm okay.
Erika: I hear that you are Crystaline's right hand-man, that's why I have to ask...do you know the relationship between Henry and Crystaline?
******Back in the filming area******
Crystaline: *ears perk up* Did you just hear that?
Henry: Hear what?
Crystaline: It sounds like someone is questioning our love!
Henry: 0_0U..our love? What love?
Crystaline: Hmmm, can't they just understand that we are in love?
Henry: We are? Wait a minute! No we're not!
Crystaline: *sniff* You're so mean to me Henry-chan!! *turns away and considers crying dramtically*
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
******back in the studio some where out there******
George: *can some how feel the essence of Crystaline ready to peirce the soul of anyone who dares to say Henry's not hers* Ummm..*Is hit by the feeling of a nervous Henry ready to argue against anyone who agrees with Crystaline*
George: Ummm, I plead the fifth!
Erika: WHAT?! You can't do that!? Can he do that?! *truns to Brass*
Brass: *shrugs* *Still filming* Perhaps Miss Erika, no one knows the answer to that question, maybe not even Miss Crystaline or Henry.
Erika: *frustrated she can't get the scoop she wants* *whines* But somebody has to know!!
George: Sorry.
Erika: Hmmm, *sees Spyke run by, being chased by Alexis* *stops Alexis when she runs past*
Alexis: Hey! What's the big idea?! *holding the frying pan high in the air ready to strike*
Erika: I'd like to ask you a few questions if you wouldn't mind.
Alexis: Can't you see I'm kinda busy here?!?!
Erika: But it will just take a minute! *snaps some pictures of a stunned Alexis*
Alexis: Ummmm, 0_0U *still holding the frying pan high in the air*
Erika: *Starts asking Alexis a million questinos at once*
Alexis: *sweatdrop* *considers slamming the frying pan down no Erika*
Erika: *frustrated she can't get the answers she wants out of Alexis* Okay, that should be enough here! *runs towards where you can see Lily hugging Henry in the distance*
Lily: ^-^ *hugging Duo*
Duo: -_-; *Sweatdrop* (Henry: I know how you feel pal! *being hugged by a Crystaline who is still disapointed with him, but couldn't resist a chance to huggle him* Henry: I thought you were mad at me? Crystaline: I am! See, my face is very dissapointed in you! Henry: Well then why are you hugging me? Crystaline: Well, why not? Everyone else: *Sweatdrop and anime fall*)
Lily: heehee bishy's are great aren't they? (Crystaline: You know it!)
Duo: Why am I here? (Crystaline: 'Cause I said so! That's why!)
Duo: T-T;
Lily: Don't look so sad Duo! After the show, Crystaline, Henry, you and me are all going on a double date! We're going out for ice cream! We're gonna meet Alexis there!
(Henry: I never agreed to that! You don't need any more sugar Crystaline! Well actually, none of you need any more sugar.. Crystaline: Sure you agreed to it! 'Sides ice cream isn't sugar! Henry: It's not huh? Crystaline: Nope! *shakes head* It's dairy! Henry: *Sigh* Well enlighten us Crystaline, what flavour would you get? Crystaline: Deluxe Cotton Candy! DUH! Henry: -_-; I shoulda know..)
Erika: Hi! Your Lily right?
Lily: *nods*
Erika: ANd who are you?
Lily: *Smiles* This Duo! He's my bishy!
Duo: -_-; YOUR bishy?
Lily: Unhuh! ~_^
Erika: But aren't you from Gundam Wing?
Duo: *nods* unhuh!
Erika: Well then why are you here?
Duo: *sighs*Crystaline tricked me into signing a contract.
Erika: What kind of contract?
Duo: *looks at Lily* I'd rather not talk about it..
Erika: 0_0; *remembers the task at hand* Lily, I'm here to ask youif you know anything about Crystaline, like where she came from, who she really is, or what's the deal with her and Henry... *looks over to see Henry trying to coax Crystaline inot forgiving him, and get her to stop clingly violently to his arm*
Lily: *hugging DUo* Can't you see I'm alittle busy here?!
Erika: GRRR!!!
Lily: 'sides I dunno anything about her 'cept I think she engaged her self to Henry.. (Henry: We are not engaged! Crystaline: Yes we are Henry-chan! *Cries again* Henry: *sweatdrop* I-I'm sorry Crystaline..*doesn't want to make Crystaline too upset with him because that is dangerous, trys to calm her down*)
Erika: So you don't know anything?!?!
Lily: *Shakes head* sorry!
Erika: GRRR!!! DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW!?!?!?!
Everyone: *shakes head in response*
Erika: *Sigh*
**********back in filming area*******
Crystaline: *acting like a total drama queen*
Henry: *sweatdrop* *trying to cheer Crystaline up* Crystaline, please don't cry, I-I ummm....here! *hugs Crystaline!*
Crystaline: ^___________^ Well, they say when you can't find the words.....you're forgiven, for now..Henry-chan.
Henry: Thank you.
Erika: *bursts in* *runs over to Crystaline* Alright you!! I can't find out anything, but don't you're getting away from me that easily! I'll find out I swear!!!
Crystaline: *cocks eyebrow in mocking demeanor* Hmmm, you would think that wouldn't you?
Erika: I'm not to you! The public has a right to know, and I promise to deliver it to them!!!
Crystaline: Yes, yes, that's nice. Whatever you say Erika.
Erika: Don't patronize me!
Crystaline: 0_0 your eleven!
Henry: What does that have to do with any thing, that is completely and totally off topic, I don't even know whre it came, now ladies could you please just calm down and talk about this?
Crystaline and Erika: STAY OUT OF IT!!!!!!
Henry: Eeep!!
Crystaline: Hmmm, I'll deal with you later...guards! *Snaps fingers*
Erika: WHAT? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!! I'LL FIND OUT ONE DAY I SWEAR!!! *being dragged away*
Crystaline: *smirks* whatever. *hugs Henry*
******************************* Mr Referee: (where is that security?) That's it for todays episode of Meda- er Live With Henry (and the authoress) Will Crysatline completely forgive Henry? Will Erika ever find out the truth? Who is Crystaline really? And what exactly is going on between Crystaline and Henry? And finally where did Crystaline get that gorguos ring? Find out this and more next time! *******************************
Autohress' Note: Wow!! Worst chapter ever!!!
Henry: I wouldn't say that exactly...
Crystaline: Oh? Then what would you say?
Henry: Ummm, I don't know...
Crystaline: Whatever....*is doing several random poses as Erika takes her picture*
Henry: I thought you hated getting your picturer taken?
Crystaline: Yes, but you can't deprive the public of what it wants, and what it wants is me!!
Everyone: *Sweatdrop and anime fall*
Henry: 0_0
Erika: That's right Crystaline! Work it! Work it!
Crystaline: *doing poses* 'Sides you know, it's kinda fun!
Henry: Aren't you worried about blowing your cover?
Crystaline: Oops! I forgot! *scoots Erika away* WEll Erika that was fun, have to do it again sometime, uh see ya! *rushes her out the door and steals her film*
erika: Hey!
Crystaline: tata *hugs Henry* Well anyways peopel...whaddya think? Worst chapter ever I say..but anyways review!
Authoress' Notes: Finally! Back again! *sigh* Gomen, I'm so so sorry it takes me so long to update these things...I've just been soo busy! MAN! *ehm**blushes* Oh and before I forget, a note to N/A, first of all thank you for the review, well thank you to everyone for their reviews, but yea, first of all thank you so much for saying Henry and I were Kawaii together. It's so true!!! *prances around happily and glomps her Henry-Chan*
Henry: -_-; How can we possibly be kawaii together when we aren't even "together"?
Crystaline: How can you say that? And after you gave me this no less! *holds up her ring finger revealing a WHA-? WEDDING BAND!!* (Crystaline: *smirks* heehee ~_^)
Henry: *nervous jaw dropped* 0_0U How the heck did you get that?
Crystaline: Well since we are married in two fics as it is, and we even have a daughter in one, I figured I should look the part! (Crystaline: Thanks go out yet again to Alexis and Lily^_^)
Henry: *sighs* *sweatdrop* *blush* But-
Crystaline: No times for buts!*glomps Henry* We have a fic to do, now let me finish what I was trying to say!...
Henry: I-
Crystaline: Now, N/A about what you said in your review, if you're really serious 'bout wanting to be in my fic, than that's no prob, new memebers are always welcome, that is if they're truly brave enough to join the madness...heehee anyways all yez need to do is give me some quick stats on yourself and I'll be glad to add you! Glad you asked! Anyways I gotta get on with the fic...
Disclaimer:(heehee ~_^ DIsclaimer Gun Dude's in traction in the hospital, but I might as well do it anyways..) Hmmm, I guess that well, hmmm, ummm,
Henry: Crystaline, you're avoiding doing the disclaimer again!
Crystaline: No I'm not!! It's just that well, you see...
MCW: (Crystaline: MCW what are you doing? The votes are in!! Thank you to everyone who voted!! MCW, your new name is.........drumroll please? *drumroll can be heard* Thankyou!..... GEORGE!!!Now, let's try this again...)
George: I see, if Crystaline says the disclaimer, then she'll have to admit that she doesn't own Henry, well not technically anyways...
Crystaline: *nods sadly*
Henry: What do you mean not technically? She doesn't own me period!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
George:*nervous*......whatever you say Henry..*glances nervously at Crystaline's ring finger again* whatever you say.
Henry: FINE!! You know what? I'll read the disclaimer!
Crystaline: Really Henry-Chan? You'll do that for me?
Henry: *sighs and shakes head* I'll read it, that's all I said. Okay here goes: Crystaline does not own Medabots, nor does she own anyone or anything related or affiliated with it. Including, although few might try to argue to the contrary; me!
Crystaline: V_V. Why must you continue to bring that up in my face?
Henry: To try and prove to you that I'm not yours!
Crystaline: *sighs* You're right Henry,
Henry: I-I am?
CRystaline: Yes, you are. I do not own you in the legal sense, *grins* but you'll always be my Henry-Chan!!!
Henry: *sighs* I should have known she'd throw something like that in..
Crystaline: Well, on with the fic! *glomps Henry*\"^__^"\
*************************** Chapter Six: No Cameras please! *********************
Crystaline: Hullo yet again! And welcome to another sugar-coated (Henry:No kidding!) funfilled (Crystaline and Henry: YEA RIGHT!) Episode ooooffff Crystaline Rules the World And You Are All Her Servants and-and *rants* Er- *ehm* I mean *coughs nervously* Welcome to another lovely addition ooofff Crystaline Versus the World, with the help of my wonderful and faithful bishounen Henry,(everyone else: *Anime fall*) and our dear mischeifmakers themselves; Alexis and Lily!!!
Henry: her faithful bishounen?
Crystaline: Take a bow please Alexis, Lily.
Alexis and Lily: *bows*^____^
Henry: Man, you people all get stranger and stranger, *thinking: so do theses titles!*
Crystaline: Hey! Quiet Henry-Chan! *glomps him* 'Sides these are excellent titles, which took lots of talent and creativity.
Henry: Whatever. Hey! How do you keep reading my thoughts?
Crystaline: *matter-o-factly* Authoress Powers! Heehee Henry-Chan I'm telepathic!
Henry: Telepathic?
Crystaline: Yea! Duh! It means you can read minds! Hello!? Oh and I'm also telekinetic meaning I can manipulate things with my mind, so I'd be careful what you do Henry-Chan!
Henry: Eep! .......Hey wait a minute. No your not! 'Sides telekinesis only allows you to move things, not manipulate them!
Crystaline: That's what you think.MAybe not usually, but I'm using authoress powers right now, so a long as I have this keyboard...*keyboard magically appears out of Crystaline's pocket*
*sweatdrop*0_0 How does she do that?****
Crystaline: ~_^ heehee gotta love those authoress/author powers right people?
Lily: You bet! *snaps fingers and Duo from Gundam WIng appears*
Lily: YAY!!! *hugs Duo* (Crystaline: *sighs* A'right Lily, I suppose I can give you one beautiful bishy, heehee ~_^ enjoy him! You two look so kawaii together, especially in your ficcy!Say, ...maybe we could split the other four gundam pilots up equally if you like? As long as I get Trowa or Quatre!!!Either will do!! *ehm* yea..Henry: HEy! Crystaline: ^-^ I think I made Henry jealous! *glomps him* Don't worry Henry-chan , I stilll love you! Henry: -_-; lucky me...Crystaline: *ehm* where were we?)
Alexis: *looks on dissapointed she's got nothing to do..* Hey! I know! *snaps fingers and Spyke appears along with a large frying pan floating in the air waiting for Alexis to grab it*
Alexis: *grins evilly* Hey Spyke!*gripping frying pan above Spyke's head menacingly* *insert more maniacal laughter here*(Crystaline: k!........MWAHAHAHA Everyone except Lily, Crystaline, Alexis and SPyke: *big sweatdrop*)
Spyke: AHHHH!! *runs away followed closely by Alexis and one of the extra frying pans Crystaline always makes sure to have on hand incase she's misplaced her trademark "Frying Pan Of Death" *(Crystaline: Which will neva happen!! *Storkes her frying pan lovingly* *ehm* where were we?)
(Crystaline: MWAHAHAHAA Well, I hope I've made both of you ladies happy for the time being, well till I get some better material anyways...heeehee ~__^)
Henry: Shall we continue now?
Crystaline: Not quite yet, *glomps Henry and huggles him* Now we can continue! *still huggling Henry*
Henry: *Sigh*
Crystaline: NOw poeple, guess what? We have yet another guest!!
Ikki: *appears out of no where*Oh please tell me it's Karen!!
Crystaline: *rolls eyes and glances at Ikki* *stated dryly* Fat chance.
Koji: *Appears out of nowhere* Back off you riff raff! The Lovely Karen is mine!!
Crystaline: *rolls eyes again and lets out over exagerated sigh of annoyance* You two are pathetic!
Ikki And Koji: *shouting* STAY OUT OF IT!!!
Crystaline:*Angered and seems a bit larger and more menacing then usual* HOW DARE YOU YELL AT ME!!!
Ikki and Koji: *Shrink* eeep!
Crystaline: I was going to try and be nice to you 2, but now, you two now must leave. First for Ikki, *Snaps fingers*
TENRIYO!!!
Ikki: *Spins around to see a very angry Coach Mountain*
Ikki: *nervous*
Coach Mountain: Tenriyo!! What do you think you're doing!?!?!?!?! Guest staring on a television show when you should be in school doing your work!!
Ikki: But-but there's no school today!
Coach Mountain: And that's exactly the kind of atitude that causes you to do poorly in life! Now you will give me *names off some randomly large number* pushups and *names another* laps around the studio until you learn to think otherwise!! You're gonna water this studio with your sweat until I can swim in it!
Ikki: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Crystaline: Eww! Hey, don't mess up my studio! And Ikki, stay away from all electrical appliances!!..... Hmmm, *grins evilly* That's one down, *snaps fingers* *in sing-song voice* Oh Koji,
Koji: What?
Crystaline: *grins evilly again* Turn around.
Koji: *turns around and comes face to face with a HUGE spider!*
Crystaline: *smirks*
Koji; *delayed reaction* ...*face has those lil blue lines and beads of sweat are building all over his brow* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *prepares to run away faster than lightning but faints instead*
Crystaline:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: 0_0U
Crystaline: *turns to face the crumpled up Koji body* Uh, clean-up crew take care of this would you?
****George and a few other MCW's come in and sweep away Koji's body with a broom***
Henry: *Sweatdrop* Crystaline!!
Crystaline: What? They'll be fine!! *watches Ikki run by and being chased by Coach Mountain then collapsing* Uh, you might wanna get that too guys...
Coach Mountain: *turns to Crystaline* Why aren't you in class young lady?!?
Crystaline: Okay, first of all, there's no school right now, secondly I don't even go to your school!! And thirdly, you were not given permission to talk to me like that!! How dare you!! Of all the impertanance!!You shall pay...hmmmm.... *sing-song voice again* Oh guuuaaarrds...*snaps fingers and Coach Mountain finds himself being carried away by several large security guards*
Coach Mountain: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Crystaline: Hmmm, much better!
Everyone else: *Sweatdrop*
Crystaline: Anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, is that we have another guest..George if you wouldn't mind?
George: Sure!! *drags in a kicking and screaming sack*
Sack: (well the sack isn't technically talking but you get the point..) Let me out of here!!! I swear if you don't let me out right now I'll- I'll ...well you won't like it!! I'm a great reporter, you'll regret this, as soon as it hits the press, you'll be in so much trouble!!
Crystaline: *sighs and shakes head* Well I suppose...
Henry: IS that..?
Crystaline: *sigh*yes! *pulls the string of the sack and a flash erupts from the bag, followed by Erika*
Erika: *immediately starts taking snap shots and asking questions a mile a minute* (I heard this expression once, i wasn't completely positive on what it meant then, and I'm not completely positive on what it means now...but i'm using it!...lol ~__^)
Crystaline: *is blinded by flash* ARRGGH!! Umm, Erika, I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't do that again. I hate having my picture taken..*mutters: mostly for security reasons.* *glances at guards again*
Erika: Huh? *looks in Crystaline's direction* Who are you? *snaps some photos* Why are you here? Come to think about it, whay am I here? Is that Henry? *continues to ask question and snap photos much to Crystaline's disapproval*
Crystaline: *is blinded yet again by flash* GRRR!!! *becomes bigger and face is dark as she looks totally monstrously evil soto speak, why? who knows*Erika, I asked you if you would kindly cease and decist with those wretched picture takings of yours before I have to do something drastic!!*yelling at Erika*
Erika: *sweatdrop* *shrinks slightly*
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Alexis: Wow, she really does hating getting her picture taken.
(Crystaline: I kid you not I swear! I hate getting my picture taken so much, that my old teacher last year, along with about 7 students had to tackle and restrain me so they could get my photo..pathetic, no?)
Henry: Back on topic..
Crystaline: Shutup! *ehm,* Anyways as I was saying, Erika, welcome to the show!
Erika: *snapping photos all over the studio and pestering everyone with annoying questions*
Crystaline: *sweatdrop* Er- umm Erika? Why don't you have a seat?
Erika: Sure, but only if I can get an exclusive interview with you!
Crystaline: Actually, I am here to interview you.
Erika: Huh? Umm okay, I guess I could do that...who are you anyways?
Crystaline: *slightly annoyed* Why is everyone forgetting who I am?! I was just talking to you all the other day in the 24HopMart!! ANd you've even met me before that!!
Erika: Oh yea, right...you're the chick who was bugging the heck out of Henry right!
Henry: Yep! That was her!
Crystaline: *really annoyed* Shutup Henry!!
Henry: Eep!
Crystaline: Why does everyone keep saying that?! First of all, I am not a "chick" that would be what that dude sells one the corner of the street when he's not selling rabbits or saying something philosophical, now do I look like I have wings and feathers to you?!
Erika: Umm no, *shakes head*
Crystaline: Secondly, I was not bugging the heck out of Henry!!
Erika: Unhuh, whatever. Now, I ask again, who exactly are you, I don't remember your name.
Crystaline: GRR!!! *close to ripping her hair out*
Erika: *snaps fingers* Now I know! Henry said you name was Crystal Ineiko right?
Crystaline: yep! That's my name don't wear it out!
Erika: Yea, say, I never did get that exclusive interview with you, that you promised. I turned around to look at Ikki, and when I looked back, you had bolted out of the store.
Crystaline: *nervous* hehe yea, about that...
Rintaro: *suddenly appears out of nowhere* Nonuh! That's not her name dude. When I was having an interview with her yesterday, she said her name was Crystaline Ikoda, that's her real name, but she goes around as Crystal Ineiko. You know why I think she does dude? I think she's on the run from some dudes and-and...*mouth is covered by a nervous Crystaline who quickly snaps her fingers and have security take care of her problem*
Crystaline: *nervous* heehee thank you for that enlightening philosophy Rintaro, maybe I'll take you up on it sometime, now, I believe that should be enough for now so..
Rintaro: *Is hauled off by security gaurds*DUUUUUDE NOOO!
Crystaline: *guards eye her curiously before leaving* Whew! That was close!
Erika: *ears perk up* What was close? *snaps more photos* Who are you reallly? You say your Crystal Ineiko, but everyone here has called you Crystaline, now I thought Crystaline Ikoda was dead, and had died eight years ago, or at least gone missing anyways. Then you showed up recently, isn't it funny it was around the same time that new thief who always shows up The Phantom Renegade in action and calls herself The Teenage Vampiress...they say she has some connection to the missing Crystaline Ikoda you know..
Crystaline: *really nervous* Yea, haha, funny huh? That sure is weird..
Henry:*leans in and whispers to Crystaline: and you thought I slipped up alot?
Crystaline: Shush!
Erika: Hmm, *sees this as an opportunity* And what's all this whispering about? Is there something you'd like to tell us? And what exactly is the relationship between you two anyways, Crystaline, Henry, care to ellaborate? *holds microphone up while Brass tapes in the background, hmmm, she's being unusually quiet, even for her..*
Henry and Crystaline: *taken off guard**blushing and both really nervous and embarrased* Ummm, hehe *nervous laugh and nervous coughs can be heard emitting from both of them* *ehm*
Crystaline: *snaps back into reality, or perhaps after reading her answer, fantasy?* happily engaged thank you!
Henry: *snaps back in from somewhere lost in thoughts* (Crystaline: Hmmm, I wonder what he was thinking, but I don't think I'll use my telepathy, let's just see how he answers..)
Henry: There is absolutely nothing going on between us! Or relationship is completely business, well we are firends but other than that..
Crystaline: 0_0!!!!!!!!!WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!You weren't supposed to answer like that Henry-chan!!! *considers taking every thing to an overly dramatic level*
Erika: Hmmm, this is getting us no where!! I think I'll ask around..*wanders off followed closely by Brass and her camera*
Crystaline and Henry: *awkward silence passes by, both are blushing*
Crystaline: Umm, *ehm* glad that's over...for now anyways.
Henry: Our guest is gone! Now what are we supposed to do?
Crystaline: Ummm, improvise?
Henry: Improvise?
Crystaline: Yea, you know improvise: to compose, perform or say extemporaneously || to select, make or provide (a substitute for something not available) || v.i. to compose, perform or speak extemoraneously || to select, make or provide a susbstitute for something not available || ( mus., with 'on') to use (a composition) as the basis of free invention [F. improviser]..you know that! (Crystaline: all definitions are courtesy of my Webster's dictionary)
Henry: *smacks self in forehead and groans* I know what it means!
Crystaline: Well, then why did you ask?
Henry: I- uh! It useless, *sigh* I give up!
Crystaline: Oh, don't say that! *huggles Henry* ^-^
***somewhere in the studio***
Erika: *talking to one of the MCW's* And you're sure you don't know anything about "Crystaline" or where she came from?
MCW #1: *shakes head*
Erika: I don't suppose you'd know what's gonig on between her and Henry at least would you?
MCW #1: *Shakes head again*
Erika: *sigh* Oh well, on to the next person I guess..*turns to another MCW* What about you? Know anything?
MCW #2: *shakes head sadly*
Erika: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? *Spots Geroge* Aha! He'll have some answers!
George: Erika, does Crystaline know your wandering around?
Erika: Yes! Now, I have some questions I'd like to ask you!
Geroge: 0_0 ...umm okay.
Erika: I hear that you are Crystaline's right hand-man, that's why I have to ask...do you know the relationship between Henry and Crystaline?
******Back in the filming area******
Crystaline: *ears perk up* Did you just hear that?
Henry: Hear what?
Crystaline: It sounds like someone is questioning our love!
Henry: 0_0U..our love? What love?
Crystaline: Hmmm, can't they just understand that we are in love?
Henry: We are? Wait a minute! No we're not!
Crystaline: *sniff* You're so mean to me Henry-chan!! *turns away and considers crying dramtically*
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
******back in the studio some where out there******
George: *can some how feel the essence of Crystaline ready to peirce the soul of anyone who dares to say Henry's not hers* Ummm..*Is hit by the feeling of a nervous Henry ready to argue against anyone who agrees with Crystaline*
George: Ummm, I plead the fifth!
Erika: WHAT?! You can't do that!? Can he do that?! *truns to Brass*
Brass: *shrugs* *Still filming* Perhaps Miss Erika, no one knows the answer to that question, maybe not even Miss Crystaline or Henry.
Erika: *frustrated she can't get the scoop she wants* *whines* But somebody has to know!!
George: Sorry.
Erika: Hmmm, *sees Spyke run by, being chased by Alexis* *stops Alexis when she runs past*
Alexis: Hey! What's the big idea?! *holding the frying pan high in the air ready to strike*
Erika: I'd like to ask you a few questions if you wouldn't mind.
Alexis: Can't you see I'm kinda busy here?!?!
Erika: But it will just take a minute! *snaps some pictures of a stunned Alexis*
Alexis: Ummmm, 0_0U *still holding the frying pan high in the air*
Erika: *Starts asking Alexis a million questinos at once*
Alexis: *sweatdrop* *considers slamming the frying pan down no Erika*
Erika: *frustrated she can't get the answers she wants out of Alexis* Okay, that should be enough here! *runs towards where you can see Lily hugging Henry in the distance*
Lily: ^-^ *hugging Duo*
Duo: -_-; *Sweatdrop* (Henry: I know how you feel pal! *being hugged by a Crystaline who is still disapointed with him, but couldn't resist a chance to huggle him* Henry: I thought you were mad at me? Crystaline: I am! See, my face is very dissapointed in you! Henry: Well then why are you hugging me? Crystaline: Well, why not? Everyone else: *Sweatdrop and anime fall*)
Lily: heehee bishy's are great aren't they? (Crystaline: You know it!)
Duo: Why am I here? (Crystaline: 'Cause I said so! That's why!)
Duo: T-T;
Lily: Don't look so sad Duo! After the show, Crystaline, Henry, you and me are all going on a double date! We're going out for ice cream! We're gonna meet Alexis there!
(Henry: I never agreed to that! You don't need any more sugar Crystaline! Well actually, none of you need any more sugar.. Crystaline: Sure you agreed to it! 'Sides ice cream isn't sugar! Henry: It's not huh? Crystaline: Nope! *shakes head* It's dairy! Henry: *Sigh* Well enlighten us Crystaline, what flavour would you get? Crystaline: Deluxe Cotton Candy! DUH! Henry: -_-; I shoulda know..)
Erika: Hi! Your Lily right?
Lily: *nods*
Erika: ANd who are you?
Lily: *Smiles* This Duo! He's my bishy!
Duo: -_-; YOUR bishy?
Lily: Unhuh! ~_^
Erika: But aren't you from Gundam Wing?
Duo: *nods* unhuh!
Erika: Well then why are you here?
Duo: *sighs*Crystaline tricked me into signing a contract.
Erika: What kind of contract?
Duo: *looks at Lily* I'd rather not talk about it..
Erika: 0_0; *remembers the task at hand* Lily, I'm here to ask youif you know anything about Crystaline, like where she came from, who she really is, or what's the deal with her and Henry... *looks over to see Henry trying to coax Crystaline inot forgiving him, and get her to stop clingly violently to his arm*
Lily: *hugging DUo* Can't you see I'm alittle busy here?!
Erika: GRRR!!!
Lily: 'sides I dunno anything about her 'cept I think she engaged her self to Henry.. (Henry: We are not engaged! Crystaline: Yes we are Henry-chan! *Cries again* Henry: *sweatdrop* I-I'm sorry Crystaline..*doesn't want to make Crystaline too upset with him because that is dangerous, trys to calm her down*)
Erika: So you don't know anything?!?!
Lily: *Shakes head* sorry!
Erika: GRRR!!! DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW!?!?!?!
Everyone: *shakes head in response*
Erika: *Sigh*
**********back in filming area*******
Crystaline: *acting like a total drama queen*
Henry: *sweatdrop* *trying to cheer Crystaline up* Crystaline, please don't cry, I-I ummm....here! *hugs Crystaline!*
Crystaline: ^___________^ Well, they say when you can't find the words.....you're forgiven, for now..Henry-chan.
Henry: Thank you.
Erika: *bursts in* *runs over to Crystaline* Alright you!! I can't find out anything, but don't you're getting away from me that easily! I'll find out I swear!!!
Crystaline: *cocks eyebrow in mocking demeanor* Hmmm, you would think that wouldn't you?
Erika: I'm not to you! The public has a right to know, and I promise to deliver it to them!!!
Crystaline: Yes, yes, that's nice. Whatever you say Erika.
Erika: Don't patronize me!
Crystaline: 0_0 your eleven!
Henry: What does that have to do with any thing, that is completely and totally off topic, I don't even know whre it came, now ladies could you please just calm down and talk about this?
Crystaline and Erika: STAY OUT OF IT!!!!!!
Henry: Eeep!!
Crystaline: Hmmm, I'll deal with you later...guards! *Snaps fingers*
Erika: WHAT? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!! I'LL FIND OUT ONE DAY I SWEAR!!! *being dragged away*
Crystaline: *smirks* whatever. *hugs Henry*
******************************* Mr Referee: (where is that security?) That's it for todays episode of Meda- er Live With Henry (and the authoress) Will Crysatline completely forgive Henry? Will Erika ever find out the truth? Who is Crystaline really? And what exactly is going on between Crystaline and Henry? And finally where did Crystaline get that gorguos ring? Find out this and more next time! *******************************
Autohress' Note: Wow!! Worst chapter ever!!!
Henry: I wouldn't say that exactly...
Crystaline: Oh? Then what would you say?
Henry: Ummm, I don't know...
Crystaline: Whatever....*is doing several random poses as Erika takes her picture*
Henry: I thought you hated getting your picturer taken?
Crystaline: Yes, but you can't deprive the public of what it wants, and what it wants is me!!
Everyone: *Sweatdrop and anime fall*
Henry: 0_0
Erika: That's right Crystaline! Work it! Work it!
Crystaline: *doing poses* 'Sides you know, it's kinda fun!
Henry: Aren't you worried about blowing your cover?
Crystaline: Oops! I forgot! *scoots Erika away* WEll Erika that was fun, have to do it again sometime, uh see ya! *rushes her out the door and steals her film*
erika: Hey!
Crystaline: tata *hugs Henry* Well anyways peopel...whaddya think? Worst chapter ever I say..but anyways review!