Hello all :)!!!! I know you missed me......Well, whether you did or not,
here's my latest. It's just so fun to make fun of people that I am writing
this lovely parody fic. I will make fun of all of the Mary-Sues and other
mushy flower fests that some demented crazys put on here.
Disclaimer: well, as much as i wish i did, i dont own harry potter or anything like that. Plz dont sue!
Chapter One: Snape and Hermione
One day, Hermione was late coming to.....or was it leaving potions? Who knows.....ANYWAYS - What was this? Did she hear Snape CRYING? She went to explore and found the potion master in the fetal position on his desk. "What's wrong Professor?" Hermione exclaimed. "Don't bother me Miss Granger.I have a horrible secret and if anyone finds out my life/career will be over!"he snapped at her "Oh professor, i feel sooooo sorry for you.Let's have a secret and cladistine affair that could ruin both of us!". So they did. After weeks of holding in this quite disturbing secret, Hermione finds out she is pregnant. She is 16 and shall have the secret love child of Severus Snape! So she naturally tells Harry, but not Ron because of him being such a mental case, ya know. Ron may just explode or at least hemorage if anyone says a word about Hermione not being perfectly faithful to him, of course. So now Harry is in on the secret. This is a huge and very concealed secret, so of course all of the Slytherins seem to know SOMEHOW. Not that Snape told them, it was just very convenient to the plot to make the Slytherins taunt Hermione. The story ends when Voldemort shows up, killing Snape in a long, boring, drawn out battle. Hermione is heartbroken and confesses to everyone that she is pregnant with Severus's child. Ron gets so mad that he has a coronary and dies. But we were all expecting that, right? Hermione is heartbroken again. When her greasy haired little bundle of evil arrives, she names it Severus Jr. after its father, even though the baby is a girl.
Hehehe. That was fun to write. Ok-u know the routine-R&R!!!!!Plz? Free "Parody Party" T-Shirts to the first 15 reviewers! Jk. If you have any chapter suggestions then tell me and i'll write you your very own chappie.
Disclaimer: well, as much as i wish i did, i dont own harry potter or anything like that. Plz dont sue!
Chapter One: Snape and Hermione
One day, Hermione was late coming to.....or was it leaving potions? Who knows.....ANYWAYS - What was this? Did she hear Snape CRYING? She went to explore and found the potion master in the fetal position on his desk. "What's wrong Professor?" Hermione exclaimed. "Don't bother me Miss Granger.I have a horrible secret and if anyone finds out my life/career will be over!"he snapped at her "Oh professor, i feel sooooo sorry for you.Let's have a secret and cladistine affair that could ruin both of us!". So they did. After weeks of holding in this quite disturbing secret, Hermione finds out she is pregnant. She is 16 and shall have the secret love child of Severus Snape! So she naturally tells Harry, but not Ron because of him being such a mental case, ya know. Ron may just explode or at least hemorage if anyone says a word about Hermione not being perfectly faithful to him, of course. So now Harry is in on the secret. This is a huge and very concealed secret, so of course all of the Slytherins seem to know SOMEHOW. Not that Snape told them, it was just very convenient to the plot to make the Slytherins taunt Hermione. The story ends when Voldemort shows up, killing Snape in a long, boring, drawn out battle. Hermione is heartbroken and confesses to everyone that she is pregnant with Severus's child. Ron gets so mad that he has a coronary and dies. But we were all expecting that, right? Hermione is heartbroken again. When her greasy haired little bundle of evil arrives, she names it Severus Jr. after its father, even though the baby is a girl.
Hehehe. That was fun to write. Ok-u know the routine-R&R!!!!!Plz? Free "Parody Party" T-Shirts to the first 15 reviewers! Jk. If you have any chapter suggestions then tell me and i'll write you your very own chappie.