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NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!!!
Oh yes- this chapter is for Ivory Tower cuz it was her idea.So -
Chapter 3: Hermione is officially the most beautiful person on the planet.
Hermione was just strolling around the lake one fine day. She had suddenly abandoned her school robes to wear a glittery prom-esque dress and lovely glass slippers. Now, you would think Dumbledore would have something to say about this, but since he was in love with her, he didn't. In fact, the entire male (and part of the female if you are into slash fics!) population was madly in love with the green....or...orange...or blue....or what ever color her eyes are these days.....eyed goddess. She was suddenly beuatiful since her hair was no longer an afro and she now had a figure! She was have a mad love triangle with Draco, Harry, Snape, Ron, Dumbledore, Lupin, Dobby.....just about everybody. Not exactly a triangle, but thats fanfiction for you! Hermione was the most stunningly gorgeous person any of the Hogwarts residents had ever encoutered. When she walked outdoors bird flew around her and sang and when she walked inside house elves threw rose petals in front of her to walk on. She was, of course, overhelmed by the masses of boys trying to win her over. In desperation, she turns to Snape/Draco/Voldemort/Lucius/Anybody evil for comfort. They have a steamy relationship, but this changes when they get in a fight! Hermione runs away, getting caught by Voldemort (unless Voldemort is the one she was having the liason with, then she falls off of a cliff or something)! Voldemort ties her up (she dangles by one hand over the cliff in the other scenario) until......who was that masked man? It was whoever Hermione was engaged to/pregnant with! They were officially married by the Dirve-Thru pastor in Las Vegas and little evil childern.
This is long much loger than the others, huh? Well,ummmm.... sorry about that. If you sent me a suggestion and i haven't used it yet, i will dont worry! R&R PLZ!
Oh yes- this chapter is for Ivory Tower cuz it was her idea.So -
Chapter 3: Hermione is officially the most beautiful person on the planet.
Hermione was just strolling around the lake one fine day. She had suddenly abandoned her school robes to wear a glittery prom-esque dress and lovely glass slippers. Now, you would think Dumbledore would have something to say about this, but since he was in love with her, he didn't. In fact, the entire male (and part of the female if you are into slash fics!) population was madly in love with the green....or...orange...or blue....or what ever color her eyes are these days.....eyed goddess. She was suddenly beuatiful since her hair was no longer an afro and she now had a figure! She was have a mad love triangle with Draco, Harry, Snape, Ron, Dumbledore, Lupin, Dobby.....just about everybody. Not exactly a triangle, but thats fanfiction for you! Hermione was the most stunningly gorgeous person any of the Hogwarts residents had ever encoutered. When she walked outdoors bird flew around her and sang and when she walked inside house elves threw rose petals in front of her to walk on. She was, of course, overhelmed by the masses of boys trying to win her over. In desperation, she turns to Snape/Draco/Voldemort/Lucius/Anybody evil for comfort. They have a steamy relationship, but this changes when they get in a fight! Hermione runs away, getting caught by Voldemort (unless Voldemort is the one she was having the liason with, then she falls off of a cliff or something)! Voldemort ties her up (she dangles by one hand over the cliff in the other scenario) until......who was that masked man? It was whoever Hermione was engaged to/pregnant with! They were officially married by the Dirve-Thru pastor in Las Vegas and little evil childern.
This is long much loger than the others, huh? Well,ummmm.... sorry about that. If you sent me a suggestion and i haven't used it yet, i will dont worry! R&R PLZ!