Kim: Hello everyone! It's me again and I'm back with another Gohan and
Videl get together fic! And yes, if you haven't already guessed it...I'm
obssessed...BUT WHO CARES?!?!
Gohan: I do!
Kim: -Looks confused- Why?
Gohan: Because you're going to put me through more embarrissing things!
Kim: ....Ok, he's got me there.
Gohan: -Points at Kim- AHA!
Kim: -Whines- But that's the fun of writing these fanfics!
Gohan: -Crosses arms- I don't care. I'm telling your RIGHT NOW to stop typing.
Kim: -Gets evil look- Somebody's been bad. Guess where they're going!
Gohan: What? NO! NOT ME! NOT...THE BOX!!!
Kim: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! -Concentrates-
Gohan: NOOOOO--
Kim: There. Now that that's done with...On with the story!
A/N: Just in case you don't know my style of writing...Here's some info.
* * * * * - Time passing/Go to different scene
(A/N: I enjoy green balloons.) - My input
"I don't like pie," - People talking...Of course
'To be or not to be...' - Thoughts
And finally...I dunno, I might be using this and I might not be.
-Do do do...La la la...- - Talking through a bond
A/N: Ok, this is before Buu and Goku is still alive. Sorry! I just don't like the idea of widdle Goten growing up without a father! : (
GOHAN GETS A JOB Chapter One: Get a Job Ya Lousy Bum!
"MOM! I need some money for lunch tomorrow!" Gohan yelled from the living room. Chi-Chi sighed as she finsihed drying a china plate. She put it into the cabinet before walking over and leaning on the doorway that led to the living room.
"Sorry Gohan, but we're getting tight on money again. So if you want more lunches, you're going to have to get a job." Chi-Chi explained. Gohan's jaw dropped open.
"A WHAT?!"
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes. "Don't raise your voice to me young man," she scolded.
"Sorry mom," Gohan apologized,"But I have to get a JOB?" Chi-Chi nodded her head.
"I'll give you enough money for lunch this week, but you have to earn the rest on your own."
"Where am I going to get a job?" Gohan questioned, hoping to avoid this situation.
"Well. There's a new pizza place opening in Satan City-" Chi-Chi began. Gohan cut her off.
"Wait a minute...You don't mean Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor, do you?" he asked in disbelief. Chi-Chi nodded her head.
"They're looking for some more employees. Look, I even got you an application," she stated, pulling a piece of paper out of the pocket on her apron. Gohan slumped his shoulders in defeat.
"Ok, ok...I'll drop by the place tomorrow after school," he muttered. Chi-Chi smiled in triumph and turned back to the kitchen.
"Oh, and Gohan?"
"Yeah?"
"Take your brother with you."
"Gah."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The next day, Chi-Chi dropped Goten off at the school building a few minutes before class ended.
"Ok sweetie," she said to the chibi,"I'm leaving you with Gohan for the afternoon because Bulma and I are going shopping at the mall and you remember what happened last time I took you with us?" Goten grinned and nodded his head, but when he saw the look on his mother's face, he stopped grinning. "Be good for Gohan today, all right sweetheart?" Chi-Chi cooed.
"Yes mom," Goten said. The office door could be heard opening and closing. Goten and Chi-Chi turned around to see who it was.
"Bulma! You made it!" Chi-Chi called to the blue haired scientist. Bulma smiled and tugged on Trunks' hand.
"Are you sure that Gohan won't mind babysitting these two while we're at the mall?" she questioned. Chi-Chi nodded.
"Gohan is always happy to help," she stated. Meanwhile, Trunks looked up at his mother, then at Goten, catching his eye. He smiled evily and clenched something in his fist tighter. Goten looked confused. Trunks noddeed down to the object in his hand. Goten glanced down, but still had a puzzled look on his face. Trunks sighed in exaspiration and held the item out in plain sight. Goten's eyes widened then he smiled as Trunks pocketed the object. Chi-Chi and Bulma took no notice of this.
"Well, school classes are going to be let out any second now, so let's get going," Bulma said. Chi-Chi nodded in agreement. She bent leaned over and smoothed down Goten's hair.
"Be good honey," she said before leaving the office with Bulma. Goten and Trunks hopped onto a chair and began to wait. The secretary was a strict looking lady, with her brown hair drawn up in a tight bun. She appeared to be around the age of thirty, and would have been quite pretty if she didn't look like she had been recently sucking on a rather large lemon. Trunks glanced over at her and nuged Goten in the ribs. Goten glared at his friend angrily then noticed him pointing at the secretary. He looked over to find her reading a very thick romance novel. She was mouthing the words and looked very flushed and excited. Goten laughed and shoved his fist into his mouth to stifle the sound. Trunks' eyes twinkled, which could only mean one thing. He had an evil plan.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"So Gohan, what are your plans for the afternoon?" Videl questioned. Gohan sighed.
"I have to go apply for a job at the...." his voice trailed off.
"What?" Videl asked, leaning a bit closer to him in order to hear.
"I said that I have to go apply for a job at the...Magic...Monkey...Pizza Parlor..." Gohan admitted shamefully. Videl sat up , amusement dancing in her eyes.
"The...Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor?" she asked, trying her hardest not to laugh and failing miserably. "Ahahahahahaha!" Videl cried. Gohan glared at her.
"It's not THAT funny," he muttered while sitting back and crossing his arms.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
After the bell rang, Gohan quickly ran out of the classroom and down to the office, trying to avoid any contact with Videl. He remembered his mother telling him to be there precisely after classes ended, so that he could pick up Goten and Trunks. 'I don't know why she had to drag Trunks into this,' Gohan thought to himself as he rounded a corner, 'As though Goten wasn't enough torture for me!' He shook his head sadly and opened the office door.
"Yeah Trunks! Get it again! Lemme try next!" Goten yelled. Trunks was on the floor, poking at the secretary's romance novel with some odd object. Gohan drew nearer to find that Trunks was holding a taser. The book was charred and in shreds.
"YOU! WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!" the secratary shrieked. She turned around and saw Gohan. "Are they YOUR responsibility?! Get them out of here!!" she yelled at him. Gohan flinched as his sensitive ears began to ring.
"Ummm...Yeah, they kind of are," he answered meekly. The secratary glowered at him.
"Get...Them...OUT OF HERE," she hissed through her teeth. Gohan gulped then quickly bent down and scooped Goten and Trunks off of the floor with one arm.
"Hey! Gohan, let go! We're not done yet!" Trunks protested. However, this just made Gohan tighten his grip.
"Uh, sorry about all this," he muttered quickly to the secretary before running quickly out of the door.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hello there! And welcome to Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor where our mascot Matt the Magic Monkey makes pizza to your expectations! May I take your order?" a perky girl with blonde pigtails said very quickly when Gohan approached the counter. Gohan sweatdropped.
"Er, no thanks...Er..." he glanced down at her name tag,"Petunia? Uh, yeah, I'm here to apply for a job," he told her. Petunia's face lit up and she snatched the application out of Gohan's hand.
"Oh that's great! We're always looking for more help! Matt the Magic Monkey will be very pleased...Yes...Very pleased" she answered, her eyes getting a bit misty at the mention of their mascot. Gohan stared at her as she looked on into space.
"He-hello?" he asked, waving his hand in front of the Petunia's face. This seemed to get her attention, for she blinked then looked back at him with a very big smile on her face.
"Well, I'll take this to the back and give it to my manager. You stay here okaaaaaaaaay?" she chirped, turning around and dissapearing through a door. Gohan smiled weakly. Meanwhile, behind Gohan, Trunks and Goten were getting a bit bored from standing still for more than ten seconds. They wandered around the room for awhile, trying to find something else that they could poke at with the taser, that Gohan had forgotten to take away from them in his rush to get away from the office. (A/N: Long sentance! Whoo hoo!)
"Hey Trunks! Lookit this!" Goten cried, pointing to a snoozing ball of brown fur which appeared to be wearing a blue wizard's hat decorated with gold stars. Trunks scurried over and looked at it.
"What is it?" he asked, wrinkling his nose in disgust. Goten shrugged.
"I think itsa monkey," he whispered. Trunks snorted.
"Who would put a hat on a monkey?" he sneered, snatching the small hat off of the monkey's head. The monkey awoke with an aprupt screech and looked wildly around.
"Woah, Trunks it moved," Goten gasped, taking a step back and grabbing onto the sleeve of Trunks' shirt.
"I know that Goten. Now let go of me!" Trunks exclaimed while jerking his sleeve out of Goten's grip. The monkey started up at them intenly. Suddenly, he somehow produced what looked like a small wand.
"What is it?" Goten questioned. Trunks narrowed his eyes.
"I...I don't know," he responded. Then after a few minutes of consideration,"Let's poke it." Goten's eyes lit up.
"Yeah! Can I have a turn this time?" he asked. Trunks rolled his eyes.
"Fine. Here," he grumbled, handing his friend the taser. Goten laughed and turned it on.
"Yeah! I get to poke the monkey!" The monkey looked curiously up at the pair, confusion on it's face. Goten pressed the taser against the monkey's back.
ZZZZZZZZT!
The monkey screeched at the electric shock. Trunks and Goten laughed.
ZZZZZZZZT!
ZZZZZZZZT!
ZZZZZZZZT!
The air was thick with laughter and monkey screeches. Gohan turned around to see what all the noise was, but at that moment, the Petunia came back to the counter.
"Hello there! It's me again! Remember me? We met a few minutes ago!" she cried. Gohan nodded. "Good! Now, your application was everything that we were looking for! You can start tomorrow!" Gohan blinked.
"Doesn't your boss want to interview me or something?" he asked. Petunia lasped into deep thought for a moment.
"Nope! You're sooo special, you get to start right away!" she chirped.
"All righty then," Gohan muttered. He turned around to collect the chibis. "Hey! What are you two doing?! Leave that monkey alone!" he cried. Trunks and Goten turned around in surprise. Trunks hurridley hid the taser behind his back. Petunia's eyes widened in horror.
"MATT!" she yelled, leaping over the counter and running to the aid of the mascot. She pushed Trunks and Goten out of the way, sending them sprawling onto the floor. "Oh Matt! What have they done for you?" The chibis stood up and looked at the ground. Trunks shuffled his feet.
"We were just poking it," he mummbled. Petunia turned around and gave him a glare that would have put Vegeta to shame. Trunks gulped.
"Well, it's not my place to punish you. Matt the Magic Monkey will see to it that you suffer. Oh such suffering you will have..." Petunia said. Her voice had no trace of sweetness in it. She slowly picked Matt up and backed into the shadows, whispering,"Punishment...Suffering..."
"Well then. Trunks, give me that taser. I'm sure your mom will be very interested in finding out where it came from," Gohan said, holding out his hand. Grudgingly, Trunks handed the device over to Gohan.
"You're always ruining my fun," he muttered before running over to Goten's side.
"All right you two, now let's go home before you somehow manage to blow something up," Gohan remarked. Goten smiled and laughed while Trunks just rolled his eyes.
Ahahahaha! What did you guys think? Did ya like it, hate it, want to give me a good review, track me down and slowly torture me for writing such a dumb fic, or all of the obove?
Gohan: Yeesh, did you give them enough options?
Kim: Nah, I forgot showering me with praise and gifts.
Gohan: Ah. I see.
Kim: Well, please review and tell me if I should continue or not! Even though I probably will if you like it or not.
Gohan: Oh great...
Gohan: I do!
Kim: -Looks confused- Why?
Gohan: Because you're going to put me through more embarrissing things!
Kim: ....Ok, he's got me there.
Gohan: -Points at Kim- AHA!
Kim: -Whines- But that's the fun of writing these fanfics!
Gohan: -Crosses arms- I don't care. I'm telling your RIGHT NOW to stop typing.
Kim: -Gets evil look- Somebody's been bad. Guess where they're going!
Gohan: What? NO! NOT ME! NOT...THE BOX!!!
Kim: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! -Concentrates-
Gohan: NOOOOO--
Kim: There. Now that that's done with...On with the story!
A/N: Just in case you don't know my style of writing...Here's some info.
* * * * * - Time passing/Go to different scene
(A/N: I enjoy green balloons.) - My input
"I don't like pie," - People talking...Of course
'To be or not to be...' - Thoughts
And finally...I dunno, I might be using this and I might not be.
-Do do do...La la la...- - Talking through a bond
A/N: Ok, this is before Buu and Goku is still alive. Sorry! I just don't like the idea of widdle Goten growing up without a father! : (
GOHAN GETS A JOB Chapter One: Get a Job Ya Lousy Bum!
"MOM! I need some money for lunch tomorrow!" Gohan yelled from the living room. Chi-Chi sighed as she finsihed drying a china plate. She put it into the cabinet before walking over and leaning on the doorway that led to the living room.
"Sorry Gohan, but we're getting tight on money again. So if you want more lunches, you're going to have to get a job." Chi-Chi explained. Gohan's jaw dropped open.
"A WHAT?!"
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes. "Don't raise your voice to me young man," she scolded.
"Sorry mom," Gohan apologized,"But I have to get a JOB?" Chi-Chi nodded her head.
"I'll give you enough money for lunch this week, but you have to earn the rest on your own."
"Where am I going to get a job?" Gohan questioned, hoping to avoid this situation.
"Well. There's a new pizza place opening in Satan City-" Chi-Chi began. Gohan cut her off.
"Wait a minute...You don't mean Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor, do you?" he asked in disbelief. Chi-Chi nodded her head.
"They're looking for some more employees. Look, I even got you an application," she stated, pulling a piece of paper out of the pocket on her apron. Gohan slumped his shoulders in defeat.
"Ok, ok...I'll drop by the place tomorrow after school," he muttered. Chi-Chi smiled in triumph and turned back to the kitchen.
"Oh, and Gohan?"
"Yeah?"
"Take your brother with you."
"Gah."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The next day, Chi-Chi dropped Goten off at the school building a few minutes before class ended.
"Ok sweetie," she said to the chibi,"I'm leaving you with Gohan for the afternoon because Bulma and I are going shopping at the mall and you remember what happened last time I took you with us?" Goten grinned and nodded his head, but when he saw the look on his mother's face, he stopped grinning. "Be good for Gohan today, all right sweetheart?" Chi-Chi cooed.
"Yes mom," Goten said. The office door could be heard opening and closing. Goten and Chi-Chi turned around to see who it was.
"Bulma! You made it!" Chi-Chi called to the blue haired scientist. Bulma smiled and tugged on Trunks' hand.
"Are you sure that Gohan won't mind babysitting these two while we're at the mall?" she questioned. Chi-Chi nodded.
"Gohan is always happy to help," she stated. Meanwhile, Trunks looked up at his mother, then at Goten, catching his eye. He smiled evily and clenched something in his fist tighter. Goten looked confused. Trunks noddeed down to the object in his hand. Goten glanced down, but still had a puzzled look on his face. Trunks sighed in exaspiration and held the item out in plain sight. Goten's eyes widened then he smiled as Trunks pocketed the object. Chi-Chi and Bulma took no notice of this.
"Well, school classes are going to be let out any second now, so let's get going," Bulma said. Chi-Chi nodded in agreement. She bent leaned over and smoothed down Goten's hair.
"Be good honey," she said before leaving the office with Bulma. Goten and Trunks hopped onto a chair and began to wait. The secretary was a strict looking lady, with her brown hair drawn up in a tight bun. She appeared to be around the age of thirty, and would have been quite pretty if she didn't look like she had been recently sucking on a rather large lemon. Trunks glanced over at her and nuged Goten in the ribs. Goten glared at his friend angrily then noticed him pointing at the secretary. He looked over to find her reading a very thick romance novel. She was mouthing the words and looked very flushed and excited. Goten laughed and shoved his fist into his mouth to stifle the sound. Trunks' eyes twinkled, which could only mean one thing. He had an evil plan.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"So Gohan, what are your plans for the afternoon?" Videl questioned. Gohan sighed.
"I have to go apply for a job at the...." his voice trailed off.
"What?" Videl asked, leaning a bit closer to him in order to hear.
"I said that I have to go apply for a job at the...Magic...Monkey...Pizza Parlor..." Gohan admitted shamefully. Videl sat up , amusement dancing in her eyes.
"The...Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor?" she asked, trying her hardest not to laugh and failing miserably. "Ahahahahahaha!" Videl cried. Gohan glared at her.
"It's not THAT funny," he muttered while sitting back and crossing his arms.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
After the bell rang, Gohan quickly ran out of the classroom and down to the office, trying to avoid any contact with Videl. He remembered his mother telling him to be there precisely after classes ended, so that he could pick up Goten and Trunks. 'I don't know why she had to drag Trunks into this,' Gohan thought to himself as he rounded a corner, 'As though Goten wasn't enough torture for me!' He shook his head sadly and opened the office door.
"Yeah Trunks! Get it again! Lemme try next!" Goten yelled. Trunks was on the floor, poking at the secretary's romance novel with some odd object. Gohan drew nearer to find that Trunks was holding a taser. The book was charred and in shreds.
"YOU! WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!" the secratary shrieked. She turned around and saw Gohan. "Are they YOUR responsibility?! Get them out of here!!" she yelled at him. Gohan flinched as his sensitive ears began to ring.
"Ummm...Yeah, they kind of are," he answered meekly. The secratary glowered at him.
"Get...Them...OUT OF HERE," she hissed through her teeth. Gohan gulped then quickly bent down and scooped Goten and Trunks off of the floor with one arm.
"Hey! Gohan, let go! We're not done yet!" Trunks protested. However, this just made Gohan tighten his grip.
"Uh, sorry about all this," he muttered quickly to the secretary before running quickly out of the door.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Hello there! And welcome to Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor where our mascot Matt the Magic Monkey makes pizza to your expectations! May I take your order?" a perky girl with blonde pigtails said very quickly when Gohan approached the counter. Gohan sweatdropped.
"Er, no thanks...Er..." he glanced down at her name tag,"Petunia? Uh, yeah, I'm here to apply for a job," he told her. Petunia's face lit up and she snatched the application out of Gohan's hand.
"Oh that's great! We're always looking for more help! Matt the Magic Monkey will be very pleased...Yes...Very pleased" she answered, her eyes getting a bit misty at the mention of their mascot. Gohan stared at her as she looked on into space.
"He-hello?" he asked, waving his hand in front of the Petunia's face. This seemed to get her attention, for she blinked then looked back at him with a very big smile on her face.
"Well, I'll take this to the back and give it to my manager. You stay here okaaaaaaaaay?" she chirped, turning around and dissapearing through a door. Gohan smiled weakly. Meanwhile, behind Gohan, Trunks and Goten were getting a bit bored from standing still for more than ten seconds. They wandered around the room for awhile, trying to find something else that they could poke at with the taser, that Gohan had forgotten to take away from them in his rush to get away from the office. (A/N: Long sentance! Whoo hoo!)
"Hey Trunks! Lookit this!" Goten cried, pointing to a snoozing ball of brown fur which appeared to be wearing a blue wizard's hat decorated with gold stars. Trunks scurried over and looked at it.
"What is it?" he asked, wrinkling his nose in disgust. Goten shrugged.
"I think itsa monkey," he whispered. Trunks snorted.
"Who would put a hat on a monkey?" he sneered, snatching the small hat off of the monkey's head. The monkey awoke with an aprupt screech and looked wildly around.
"Woah, Trunks it moved," Goten gasped, taking a step back and grabbing onto the sleeve of Trunks' shirt.
"I know that Goten. Now let go of me!" Trunks exclaimed while jerking his sleeve out of Goten's grip. The monkey started up at them intenly. Suddenly, he somehow produced what looked like a small wand.
"What is it?" Goten questioned. Trunks narrowed his eyes.
"I...I don't know," he responded. Then after a few minutes of consideration,"Let's poke it." Goten's eyes lit up.
"Yeah! Can I have a turn this time?" he asked. Trunks rolled his eyes.
"Fine. Here," he grumbled, handing his friend the taser. Goten laughed and turned it on.
"Yeah! I get to poke the monkey!" The monkey looked curiously up at the pair, confusion on it's face. Goten pressed the taser against the monkey's back.
ZZZZZZZZT!
The monkey screeched at the electric shock. Trunks and Goten laughed.
ZZZZZZZZT!
ZZZZZZZZT!
ZZZZZZZZT!
The air was thick with laughter and monkey screeches. Gohan turned around to see what all the noise was, but at that moment, the Petunia came back to the counter.
"Hello there! It's me again! Remember me? We met a few minutes ago!" she cried. Gohan nodded. "Good! Now, your application was everything that we were looking for! You can start tomorrow!" Gohan blinked.
"Doesn't your boss want to interview me or something?" he asked. Petunia lasped into deep thought for a moment.
"Nope! You're sooo special, you get to start right away!" she chirped.
"All righty then," Gohan muttered. He turned around to collect the chibis. "Hey! What are you two doing?! Leave that monkey alone!" he cried. Trunks and Goten turned around in surprise. Trunks hurridley hid the taser behind his back. Petunia's eyes widened in horror.
"MATT!" she yelled, leaping over the counter and running to the aid of the mascot. She pushed Trunks and Goten out of the way, sending them sprawling onto the floor. "Oh Matt! What have they done for you?" The chibis stood up and looked at the ground. Trunks shuffled his feet.
"We were just poking it," he mummbled. Petunia turned around and gave him a glare that would have put Vegeta to shame. Trunks gulped.
"Well, it's not my place to punish you. Matt the Magic Monkey will see to it that you suffer. Oh such suffering you will have..." Petunia said. Her voice had no trace of sweetness in it. She slowly picked Matt up and backed into the shadows, whispering,"Punishment...Suffering..."
"Well then. Trunks, give me that taser. I'm sure your mom will be very interested in finding out where it came from," Gohan said, holding out his hand. Grudgingly, Trunks handed the device over to Gohan.
"You're always ruining my fun," he muttered before running over to Goten's side.
"All right you two, now let's go home before you somehow manage to blow something up," Gohan remarked. Goten smiled and laughed while Trunks just rolled his eyes.
Ahahahaha! What did you guys think? Did ya like it, hate it, want to give me a good review, track me down and slowly torture me for writing such a dumb fic, or all of the obove?
Gohan: Yeesh, did you give them enough options?
Kim: Nah, I forgot showering me with praise and gifts.
Gohan: Ah. I see.
Kim: Well, please review and tell me if I should continue or not! Even though I probably will if you like it or not.
Gohan: Oh great...