Kim: Eeeeeeeee!! -Jumps around excitedly- I'm happy 'cause I finished my
other fic so now I can dedicate all my time to writing this one!! : )
Gohan: Well whoop di doo...
Kim: -Misses sarcasm- Yeah I know! OKIES! ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!
Disclaimer: Oops, I forgot to do this on my first chapter didn't I? Oh well, this will cover both of them. I DO NOT OWN DRAGONBALL Z!!! Oh tragedy..
Kim: Real quick! Vejita_Girl and also Zim & Gir, thanks for the idea! (You both had pretty much the same idea so I decided to thank you at the same time!) I didn't think about that until you guys suggested it! And now this chapter is going to be sooo much funnier...
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Two: Gohan, Meet Your Co-Workers!
"BRRRIIINNNG!" sounded Gohan's alarm clock, signaling the start of Saturday. Gohan lazily rolled over, turned it off, then fell back asleep. A few minutes later, something underneath him pushed him off the matress. Gohan landed on the floor with a loud 'thump!'
"Ah! Goten! Grrr...How many times have I tol-" Gohan pushed himslef off of the floor and peered over the edge of the bed to find...No one. Puzzled, he looked under the bed and under the covers. Goten wasn't there. "Oh wait, he went to spend the night with Trunks," he muttered. Still puzzled, Gohan got off the floor and went to take a shower. The door closed behind him. A few seconds of peace passed then: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Chi-Chi looked up from the stove and ran to the bathroom.
"Gohan! What's wrong?!" she shouted, banging on the door.
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Gohan squeaked. Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
"Gohan, let me in right now so I can see what's wrong!" she shouted. Gohan clenched his teeth and wrapped a towel firmly around his waist before trudging over to the door and unlocking it. Chi-Chi entered the bathroom and looked around. "What's wrong? Why did you scream?" she questioned. Gohan gulped and pointed to his butt. Chi-Chi looked confused. "What?" Gohan pointed to his butt once again. Chi-Chi started to get angry. "Just tell me!" she ordered. Gohan sighed.
"My tail grew back," he said. Chi-Chi looked shocked, then laughed.
"Is that all? Well, we'll just cut it off! No problem!" she reasoned, pulling a rather long, sharp butcher's knife out of her apron pocket. Gohan's eyes widened in shock.
"No no! That's all right mom! I...I like having my tail!" he exclaimed, waving his hands. Chi-Chi lowered the knife.
"Oh. Well, how do you plan to hide it from the other teens, hmmm?" she asked, putting her hands on her hips.
"I'll pretend that it's a belt." Gohan suggested, eyeing the knife that his mother still held.
"Are you sure that that will work?" Chi-Chi asked, fingering the handle of her knife.
"MOM! Do you WANT to cut my tail off?!" Gohan questioned, grabbing the furry appendage protectivley.
"Gohan, how could you accuse me of such a thing? Of course not!" Chi- Chi exclaimed, looking hurt. Gohan let go of his tail.
"Don't worry mom, I'll make sure that nobody finds out about my tail." he consoled.
"Are you sure you don't want me to cut it off?" Chi-Chi asked, almost pleadingly.
"Yes, I'm sure!" Gohan answered hotly.
"So I can't cut just a little off? Nothin' at all? Not even just a little chop chop? Chi-Chi questioned, slicing the air with her knife.
"No means no mom. You aren't touching my tail period." Gohan said firmly.
"Fine! Do what you want! See if I care!" Chi-Chi exclaimed, pocketing her knife. " And hurry up, today you have a meeting at work." Gohan blinked.
"A meeting? For what?" he asked.
"A meeting on how to be a good worker at the magic something pizza thing," Chi-Chi answered, walking out of the bathroom and back to the kitchen. Gohan sighed.
"You could at least get the name right..." he murmmered before closing the door.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Goood morning Gohan! Are you ready for the meeting today?" Petunia asked excitedly while bouncing up and down a little on her feet.
"Sure, why not," Gohan answered, straitning his 'belt' a litte. Petunia shot him a big smile and hurried away to drag a chair in front of the counter. Gohan followed suit, trying to sit away from Petunia, who was stroking Matt the Magic Monkey. (A/N: I better copyright him! Matt the Magic Monkey (r) is the sole property of Kimberly Coffey. All rights reserved.) Matt glared daggers at Gohan then turned around to face the counter. A few minutes later, a teenager about Gohan's age dressed in all black and wearing what looked like black make-up took a seat a few feet away from Petunia. He turned around to face Gohan.
"Hi. My name's Dozie. Pleased to meet you," he drawled, sticking his hand out. Gohan forced a smile and shook Dozie's hand. (A/N: Dozie is pronounced Ozzie with a d in the front..F.Y.I!!)
"Nice to meet you too. My name's Gohan," he replied. Dozie nodded approvingly and turned back around. Gohan began to feel nervous. This was his first job after all, and so far his co-workers seemed...Different. They sat there in silence for a few more minutes. Suddenly, the ground began to shake a little. Then, the shaking became harder, and harder, until the whole resturant was shaking. Gohan fell out of his seat with a small 'oomph!' Silence fell again until...
CRASH!
"Oops...Bread do bad," a very large teenager with messy brown hair muttered, looking at the door that was now in shambles behind him. He shrugged it off and walked over to a spot next to Gohan. He didn't bother to get a chair. This giant teen simply sat on the ground and everything around him shook. Gohan felt very nervous sitting next to...'Bread.' He silently prayed that the manager would start the meeting soon. About ten more minutes past with not much activity, except for Bread who had his finger up his nose most of the time. (A/N: Ew.)
"¿Hola?"
Everyone turned their heads to see a mexican teenager poking his head through the gaping hole in the resturant.
"¿Hola?" the guy asked again, walking a few steps into the resturant. Gohan looked towards him and waved. The guy smiled and walked over to Gohan, dragging a seat along with him. "Hola, me llamo Ronjit. ¿Comó se llamo?" Ronjit asked. Gohan, not being able to understand spanish, took a wild guess at what Ronjit was asking.
"Yeah, I got dragged into this job by my mom," he said. Ronjit smiled and shook his head.
"No no no...Comó se llamo? he asked again, this time more slowly. Gohan nodded his head.
"Ummm...My name's Gohan! It's nice to meet you," he said hopefully, extending his hand out to Ronjit. Ronjit smiled and shook Gohan's hand.
"El gusto es mio!" he exclaimed. Gohan nodded again and turned to face the counter. A medium sized man was standing behind it. He had black- gray hair and rather large ears. He smiled broadly and began to talk rapidly and low, so low that nobody could hear him. Everyone except Petunia leaned foward in order closer. However, the man was muttering so low, nothing was audible. He continued talking for about five minutes, then with a smile looked at them.
"Yes sir Mr.Pizzaria! We'll do our best!" Petunia cried. Mr.Pizzaria beamed at her then looked at the rest of the group. Gohan raised his hand.
"Umm...Sir? I'm sorry, but what did you just say?" he asked nervously. Mr.Pizzaria narrowed his eyes at Gohan.
"YOU HEARD ME!" he bellowed before walking away. After the boss left, Petunia stood up on her chair.
"Everyone listen up! Mr.Pizzaria said that I get to be in charge! Ok! We're going to have our grand opening on Monday! Isn't that great?" she chirped. Gohan sweatdropped and wondered if Petunia had ever met Erasa before. "All right, did everybody hear the jobs that the boss assigned?" Immidiatley, all the guys shook their head. Petunia sighed. "Listen up this time. Ronjit, you'll be our janitor. Isn't that great?" Ronjit's eyes widened.
"¡Soy un portero ahora? ¡Ah, lo que deshonra esto traerá mi familia! El padre seguramente me azotará este anochecer..." he whimpered. Petunia nodded.
"Yeah, I know. Dozie, you're going to be a waiter! Like me! Well, not exactly like me because I'm going to be a waitress but I think that you get the idea!" Dozie's face paled (A/N: Haha...I made a funny.) at the thought of working with such a perky human.
"Gohan and Bread, you'll both be pizza makers!" Gohan perked up at that.
'All right! Maybe I'll be able to get some free pizza! Mmm...Pizza...' he glanced over at Bread to see him still picking his nose. "Um, let me handle all the pizza making, ok Bread?" Gohan said. Bread pulled his finger out of his nose quickly, producing a small 'pop' noise.
"Huh?" he asked stupidly. Gohan sweatdropped.
"Nevermind..."
"Ok everyone! Mr.Pizzaria also said that we have...Da da da! UNIFORMS!" Petunia cried, running behind the counter, picking up a box, and dumping it's contents onto the counter top. She held one up for everyone to see. It was what looked like a dark blue wizard's robe with the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor logo on it. "And there's more!" Petunia shrieked, sounding very much like somebody on an info-merccial. (A/N: Is that how it's spelled? EEEE?!) She held up a kind of belt except it had a fake furry monkey tail attatched to it. (A/N: Just think about a monkey tail with strings.) She eagerly pulled the strings through her belt loops, tied it, then pulled on the wizard robe.
"You look like a magic monkey..." Dozie said, disgusted. Petunia beamed at him.
"I know! Isn't it great! And look!" she rummaged around in the box,"HATS!" she plopped a hat that matched Matt's onto her head.
'This would be a lot funnier if I didn't have to wear that,' Gohan thought to himself. 'Well, on the bright side, at least I don't have to hide my tail at work!' slightly happier at that, Gohan smiled.
"Ok everyone! Meeting over!"
Bop-It-Extreme: Bop it!
Kim: -Bops it-
Bop-It-Extreme: Twist it!
Kim: -Twists it-
Bop-It-Extreme: Twist it!
Kim: -Messes up-
Bop-It-Extreme: Ahhh! (Do do do) Score!
Kim: -Listens- ....155?! It's a new record! WHOO HOO!
Gohan: Aren't you supposed to be talking to your readers?
Kim: Huh? Oh! Guess what readers! I got a high score of 155 on my bop it!!
Gohan: -Sighs- Sorry that it was such a short chapter, but Kim promises to update soon.
Kim: -Beats bop it on chair- GIVE ME A HIGHER SCORE!!
Gohan: ...
Gohan: Well whoop di doo...
Kim: -Misses sarcasm- Yeah I know! OKIES! ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!
Disclaimer: Oops, I forgot to do this on my first chapter didn't I? Oh well, this will cover both of them. I DO NOT OWN DRAGONBALL Z!!! Oh tragedy..
Kim: Real quick! Vejita_Girl and also Zim & Gir, thanks for the idea! (You both had pretty much the same idea so I decided to thank you at the same time!) I didn't think about that until you guys suggested it! And now this chapter is going to be sooo much funnier...
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Two: Gohan, Meet Your Co-Workers!
"BRRRIIINNNG!" sounded Gohan's alarm clock, signaling the start of Saturday. Gohan lazily rolled over, turned it off, then fell back asleep. A few minutes later, something underneath him pushed him off the matress. Gohan landed on the floor with a loud 'thump!'
"Ah! Goten! Grrr...How many times have I tol-" Gohan pushed himslef off of the floor and peered over the edge of the bed to find...No one. Puzzled, he looked under the bed and under the covers. Goten wasn't there. "Oh wait, he went to spend the night with Trunks," he muttered. Still puzzled, Gohan got off the floor and went to take a shower. The door closed behind him. A few seconds of peace passed then: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Chi-Chi looked up from the stove and ran to the bathroom.
"Gohan! What's wrong?!" she shouted, banging on the door.
"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Gohan squeaked. Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
"Gohan, let me in right now so I can see what's wrong!" she shouted. Gohan clenched his teeth and wrapped a towel firmly around his waist before trudging over to the door and unlocking it. Chi-Chi entered the bathroom and looked around. "What's wrong? Why did you scream?" she questioned. Gohan gulped and pointed to his butt. Chi-Chi looked confused. "What?" Gohan pointed to his butt once again. Chi-Chi started to get angry. "Just tell me!" she ordered. Gohan sighed.
"My tail grew back," he said. Chi-Chi looked shocked, then laughed.
"Is that all? Well, we'll just cut it off! No problem!" she reasoned, pulling a rather long, sharp butcher's knife out of her apron pocket. Gohan's eyes widened in shock.
"No no! That's all right mom! I...I like having my tail!" he exclaimed, waving his hands. Chi-Chi lowered the knife.
"Oh. Well, how do you plan to hide it from the other teens, hmmm?" she asked, putting her hands on her hips.
"I'll pretend that it's a belt." Gohan suggested, eyeing the knife that his mother still held.
"Are you sure that that will work?" Chi-Chi asked, fingering the handle of her knife.
"MOM! Do you WANT to cut my tail off?!" Gohan questioned, grabbing the furry appendage protectivley.
"Gohan, how could you accuse me of such a thing? Of course not!" Chi- Chi exclaimed, looking hurt. Gohan let go of his tail.
"Don't worry mom, I'll make sure that nobody finds out about my tail." he consoled.
"Are you sure you don't want me to cut it off?" Chi-Chi asked, almost pleadingly.
"Yes, I'm sure!" Gohan answered hotly.
"So I can't cut just a little off? Nothin' at all? Not even just a little chop chop? Chi-Chi questioned, slicing the air with her knife.
"No means no mom. You aren't touching my tail period." Gohan said firmly.
"Fine! Do what you want! See if I care!" Chi-Chi exclaimed, pocketing her knife. " And hurry up, today you have a meeting at work." Gohan blinked.
"A meeting? For what?" he asked.
"A meeting on how to be a good worker at the magic something pizza thing," Chi-Chi answered, walking out of the bathroom and back to the kitchen. Gohan sighed.
"You could at least get the name right..." he murmmered before closing the door.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Goood morning Gohan! Are you ready for the meeting today?" Petunia asked excitedly while bouncing up and down a little on her feet.
"Sure, why not," Gohan answered, straitning his 'belt' a litte. Petunia shot him a big smile and hurried away to drag a chair in front of the counter. Gohan followed suit, trying to sit away from Petunia, who was stroking Matt the Magic Monkey. (A/N: I better copyright him! Matt the Magic Monkey (r) is the sole property of Kimberly Coffey. All rights reserved.) Matt glared daggers at Gohan then turned around to face the counter. A few minutes later, a teenager about Gohan's age dressed in all black and wearing what looked like black make-up took a seat a few feet away from Petunia. He turned around to face Gohan.
"Hi. My name's Dozie. Pleased to meet you," he drawled, sticking his hand out. Gohan forced a smile and shook Dozie's hand. (A/N: Dozie is pronounced Ozzie with a d in the front..F.Y.I!!)
"Nice to meet you too. My name's Gohan," he replied. Dozie nodded approvingly and turned back around. Gohan began to feel nervous. This was his first job after all, and so far his co-workers seemed...Different. They sat there in silence for a few more minutes. Suddenly, the ground began to shake a little. Then, the shaking became harder, and harder, until the whole resturant was shaking. Gohan fell out of his seat with a small 'oomph!' Silence fell again until...
CRASH!
"Oops...Bread do bad," a very large teenager with messy brown hair muttered, looking at the door that was now in shambles behind him. He shrugged it off and walked over to a spot next to Gohan. He didn't bother to get a chair. This giant teen simply sat on the ground and everything around him shook. Gohan felt very nervous sitting next to...'Bread.' He silently prayed that the manager would start the meeting soon. About ten more minutes past with not much activity, except for Bread who had his finger up his nose most of the time. (A/N: Ew.)
"¿Hola?"
Everyone turned their heads to see a mexican teenager poking his head through the gaping hole in the resturant.
"¿Hola?" the guy asked again, walking a few steps into the resturant. Gohan looked towards him and waved. The guy smiled and walked over to Gohan, dragging a seat along with him. "Hola, me llamo Ronjit. ¿Comó se llamo?" Ronjit asked. Gohan, not being able to understand spanish, took a wild guess at what Ronjit was asking.
"Yeah, I got dragged into this job by my mom," he said. Ronjit smiled and shook his head.
"No no no...Comó se llamo? he asked again, this time more slowly. Gohan nodded his head.
"Ummm...My name's Gohan! It's nice to meet you," he said hopefully, extending his hand out to Ronjit. Ronjit smiled and shook Gohan's hand.
"El gusto es mio!" he exclaimed. Gohan nodded again and turned to face the counter. A medium sized man was standing behind it. He had black- gray hair and rather large ears. He smiled broadly and began to talk rapidly and low, so low that nobody could hear him. Everyone except Petunia leaned foward in order closer. However, the man was muttering so low, nothing was audible. He continued talking for about five minutes, then with a smile looked at them.
"Yes sir Mr.Pizzaria! We'll do our best!" Petunia cried. Mr.Pizzaria beamed at her then looked at the rest of the group. Gohan raised his hand.
"Umm...Sir? I'm sorry, but what did you just say?" he asked nervously. Mr.Pizzaria narrowed his eyes at Gohan.
"YOU HEARD ME!" he bellowed before walking away. After the boss left, Petunia stood up on her chair.
"Everyone listen up! Mr.Pizzaria said that I get to be in charge! Ok! We're going to have our grand opening on Monday! Isn't that great?" she chirped. Gohan sweatdropped and wondered if Petunia had ever met Erasa before. "All right, did everybody hear the jobs that the boss assigned?" Immidiatley, all the guys shook their head. Petunia sighed. "Listen up this time. Ronjit, you'll be our janitor. Isn't that great?" Ronjit's eyes widened.
"¡Soy un portero ahora? ¡Ah, lo que deshonra esto traerá mi familia! El padre seguramente me azotará este anochecer..." he whimpered. Petunia nodded.
"Yeah, I know. Dozie, you're going to be a waiter! Like me! Well, not exactly like me because I'm going to be a waitress but I think that you get the idea!" Dozie's face paled (A/N: Haha...I made a funny.) at the thought of working with such a perky human.
"Gohan and Bread, you'll both be pizza makers!" Gohan perked up at that.
'All right! Maybe I'll be able to get some free pizza! Mmm...Pizza...' he glanced over at Bread to see him still picking his nose. "Um, let me handle all the pizza making, ok Bread?" Gohan said. Bread pulled his finger out of his nose quickly, producing a small 'pop' noise.
"Huh?" he asked stupidly. Gohan sweatdropped.
"Nevermind..."
"Ok everyone! Mr.Pizzaria also said that we have...Da da da! UNIFORMS!" Petunia cried, running behind the counter, picking up a box, and dumping it's contents onto the counter top. She held one up for everyone to see. It was what looked like a dark blue wizard's robe with the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor logo on it. "And there's more!" Petunia shrieked, sounding very much like somebody on an info-merccial. (A/N: Is that how it's spelled? EEEE?!) She held up a kind of belt except it had a fake furry monkey tail attatched to it. (A/N: Just think about a monkey tail with strings.) She eagerly pulled the strings through her belt loops, tied it, then pulled on the wizard robe.
"You look like a magic monkey..." Dozie said, disgusted. Petunia beamed at him.
"I know! Isn't it great! And look!" she rummaged around in the box,"HATS!" she plopped a hat that matched Matt's onto her head.
'This would be a lot funnier if I didn't have to wear that,' Gohan thought to himself. 'Well, on the bright side, at least I don't have to hide my tail at work!' slightly happier at that, Gohan smiled.
"Ok everyone! Meeting over!"
Bop-It-Extreme: Bop it!
Kim: -Bops it-
Bop-It-Extreme: Twist it!
Kim: -Twists it-
Bop-It-Extreme: Twist it!
Kim: -Messes up-
Bop-It-Extreme: Ahhh! (Do do do) Score!
Kim: -Listens- ....155?! It's a new record! WHOO HOO!
Gohan: Aren't you supposed to be talking to your readers?
Kim: Huh? Oh! Guess what readers! I got a high score of 155 on my bop it!!
Gohan: -Sighs- Sorry that it was such a short chapter, but Kim promises to update soon.
Kim: -Beats bop it on chair- GIVE ME A HIGHER SCORE!!
Gohan: ...