Kim: -Finishes last of Mountain Dew Code Red (tm)- AHA! I HAVE JUST EATEN A
M&M COOKIE ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND DRANK A MOUNTAIN DEW. I AM READY FOR THIS
CHAPTER!!!!!
Gohan: Eflsakjflkajroeiurowpeij1J1lj1lj1! -Looks confused-
Kim: MWAHAHAHA! SUGAR RUSH!
Gohan: -Clutches throat- Mfaljeou20ur9043ldkn!?!?! Jroeuioeur093832!!!!!
Kim: HAHAHA!!!
Mom: Kim, what are you typing?
Kim: ...Gibberish.
Mom: Why don't you come lay down on the couch for a little bit?
Kim: ...Gibberish?
Mom: ....
Kim: I don't know why I just typed that.
Gohan: Jejlakeupou033j.,zxjcop43u9.
Kim: Haha! YEAH RIGHT! ON WITH THE CHAPPIE!
Disclaimer: If anybody reads this, please let me know. And just in case...I do not own DragonBall Z or any or it's characters or any of it's songs...- Snaps fingers- Darn! Also, I do not own 'Just A Friend' by Mario! Hehe...
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Three: Grand Opening! (SUGAR RUSH)
Gohan slept well Sunday night. He had completely forgotten about how he didn't have school the next day (it was a holiday) meaning that he had to spend it at the pizza parlor. If Gohan had remembered this small detail, he would have had nightmares. He yawned lazily and walked down the stairs with Goten close behind him.
"What are we gonna do today Gohan? Ooo! Let's go over to Trunks' house and play his new video game that he got yesterday! It's called Kingdom Heart and it's 'sposed to be really cool and all that neat stuff! What d'ya say huh huh huh?" he chirped, bouncing up and down happily. Gohan smiled.
"We'll do whatever you want to do today Goten," he promised. Goten smiled and scurried off to the kitchen table. Chi-Chi turned around, her spatula in her hand.
"Good morning! I take it that your father is still sleeping?" she asked. Gohan nodded. "Typical. That man...I don't know what we're going to do with him! Oh, Gohan, you have to be at work by ten," Chi-Chi said. Gohan blinked.
"Wha- what? But...But I didn't know that!" he exclaimed. Chi-Chi sighed.
"Well, that's what Petunia told me. She's a nice girl, you'll have to get to know her Gohan," she replied, turning back to the stove. Gohan slumped his shoulders and sat, dumbfounded, in his seat. Goten had listened intently and seemed to be thinking. (A/N: Clone of his father eh? ^^;)
"Gohan, I wanna come to work with you today! And I wanna invite Trunks along too!" he suddenly said. Gohan tensed.
"What?! No! You can't!" he yelled. Goten pouted.
"But you said that we could do whatever I wanted to do today!" he whined. Gohan smacked himself on the forehead. He looked over and saw Goten giving him his infamous Puppy Dog Pout (tm).
"Oh...Fine. But just for today!" Gohan said.
"Yeah! Thank you Gohan! You're the besterest big brother ever!" Goten praised. Gohan smiled then sighed.
'Great...Trunks, Goten, the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor...Could it get any worse?' he wondered before Chi-Chi set breakfast on the table and he was lost in a world of food. (A/N: Gohan: Mmmm...Food...)
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Gohan flew to work with Trunks and Goten behind him. He was keeping a close eye on them, trying to make sure that they weren't going to do anything funny. However, the two looked perfectly innocent, simply chatting with eachother. Gohan tuned the whistling wind out of his ears in order to hear what they were talking about.
"So you see...I got my mom to upgrade the tazer so now it's ten times as powerful!"
"That's way cool Trunks! Now we can make that monkey a giant fuzz ball!"
"Duh Goten, that's the whole point!" Gohan narrowed his eyes.
"Hey you two! You're going to be good today and if you mess this up for me in any way at all...You're going to be sorry. This money has to pay for my lunches you know!" he yelled. Goten and Trunks looked at him.
"Eavesdropper..." Trunks muttered, crossing his arms. Goten grinned. They landed a few blocks away from the pizza parlor, making sure that nobody saw them. Gohan turned to Trunks.
"Give me the tazer Trunks," he ordered. When Trunks hesitated he growled,"NOW." Trunks mumbled something, shoved his hand into his pocket, and gave the tazer to Gohan. Gohan looked it over, accidently switched it on without knowing, then tried to put it into his pocket. The blue-silver ray zapped his 'belt.'
ZZZZZZT!
"OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!" Gohan yelled, jumping up and down. Trunks smiled and Goten laughed wildly. Gohan stopped hopping and glared at them, causing the Dominant Duo (A/N: I dunno...Just some name that I thought up for them...) to cower. He smiled in satisfaction before throwing the tazer on the ground, smashing it, then leading Trunks and Goten into the pizza parlor. "Hey Petunia," Gohan muttered, passing by the perky blonde who was already dressed in her uniform.
"Howdy dowdy hi hi hi Gohan! Are you ready for the graaaand opening today? It's going to be...Grand! Yeah!" she clapped her hands in enthusiasm. Gohan smiled weakly then rolled his eyes when Petunia looked away. He led Goten and Trunks over to an empty booth, set them down, then handed them a deck of cards.
"Here. Have fun," he ordered before walking away to get changed. Goten watched him leave with sad eyes then turned to Trunks.
"What are we going to do now Trunks? Gohan took our fun away!" he complained. Trunks winked and held up his finger.
"Now now Goten...You didn't think that was the only tazer that I brought, did you?" he asked with a smirk. Goten smiled.
"All right! We get to poke stuff with a thing!" he cried. Trunks sweatdropped.
"Sure. Whatever."
Meanwhile, Gohan was in the back changing into his uniform. 'Why do I even have to wear this? Nobody's going to see me since I'm going to be making the pizzas,' he thought. Nonetheless, (A/N: Is that one word? Is that even a word?! AH! -Panics-) Gohan put it on, smirking at the tie-on- tail before throwing it away. He studied himself in the mirror. "I look like a Harry Potter wanna-be gone horribly wrong," Gohan said outloud. With a sigh, he walked out of the bathroom and to the counter to wait for instructions.
"Howdy dowdy hi hi hi Gohan! Hey, didn't I just see you a minute ago?" Petunia asked, slightly bewildered. Gohan raised an eyebrow at her as she raised both her hands and said,"Whoa. De. Ja. Vu!! Isn't that so cool? Maybe we're soul mates..." her eyes grew misty. Gohan, noting that that statement was just thrown in there, walked back over to where Trunks and Goten were playing a card game.
"Ok Goten, lay down your cards."
"I got four aces and a king."
"Ha! I got a king, a queen, a ten, a two, and a four! I win!"
"Awww..."
"Hand it over." Goten sighed and handed Trunks a red yo-yo. (A/N: I almost called it a you-you...Oo;) Trunks smiled and put the yo-yo in his pocket. Gohan laughed slightly.
"All right you two, I'm going to be busy today, so stay out of troube. Or else," he said. Goten and Trunks nodded without looking up from their cards. Gohan walked back over to Petunia, who was now talking with Dozie.
"All righty! We're gonna be working together, isn't that just the bees' knees?" she exclaimed.
"Bees don't have knees..." Dozie pointed out.
".....Oh well! They should! Ahahaha!" Petunia laughed. Dozie looked slightly sick and his cheeks bulged.
"Excuse me," he muttered, running away. Gohan watched him leave then turned back to Petunia, who somehow gotten hold of Matt. She stroked his fur, staring at him intently. Gohan eyed Matt nervoulsy and began to slowly back away. Matt glared at him and made a small noise. Immidiatley, Gohan couldn't move. The door opened as Ronjit came into the parlor and he went up to Gohan. He waited patiently.
"Ummm...I...I can't move," Gohan told Ronjit. However, he didn't understand and simply smiled as he continued to wait. Gohan tried again. "I. Can't. Move. Moving plus me equals no." Ronjit smiled and nodded. Gohan sighed in defeat and looked back at Petunia. But she wasn't there. It was just Matt the Magic Monkey. Ronjit shrugged and went back out of the door to go through the back entrance. Gohan was alone with the monkey.
"Uh...Hi?" he said. Matt narrowed his eyes.
"It's ok Gohan, I am perfectly capable of speaking. You may talk normally to me." Matt replied. Gohan blinked.
"Whoa! I didn't know that monkeys can talk!" he exclaimed. Matt rolled his eyes.
"Monkeys CAN'T talk." he pointed out.
"Then how come you can talk?" Gohan wondered. Matt sighed in frustration.
"I am a MAGIC monkey. Therefore, I can talk!" he explained. Gohan nodded in understanding.
"I get it. But why are you talking to me?" he asked. Matt smiled.
"Well, you see the thing is, those chibis of yours tortured me...Tazers hurt a lot you know," he whispered, wringing his little monkey hands. (A/N: Small hands...Like cabbage...) "And I wanted to get back at them! But since you're the only one of them that is working here, I'll have to torture you." Gohan's eyes widened in shock.
"Why me?! They're here today!" he yelled. Matt shook his head.
"This nightmare is for you Gohan," he said before jumping off of the counter. Matt clapped his hands together and Gohan was able to move again. "This nightmare is for you..." Gohan watched Matt scurry away before rubbing the back of his neck.
"Gee, I wonder what he meant by that!" (A/N: Ah yes...And Gohan's supposed to be the SMART one!)
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Around twelve, the pizza parlor began to get busy. (People usually don't eat pizza for breakfast ya know.) Gohan and Bread were working hard on the pizzas. Ok, just Gohan was working on the pizzas. Bread was singing to a breadstick.
"Pretty little breadstick...Pretty little breadstick...Did you know...You are so pretty...You pretty little breadstick," he sang. Gohan tried hard to concentrate on the dough that he was kneading. Making pizzas wasn't hard, espicially since the dough was pre-made and it didn't have to be hand tossed. Dozie and Petunia seemed to be having fun with their job. Oops, did I say Dozie? I meant that only Petunia was having fun.
"Welcome to the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor! Please remember that Matt loves you! And he always will...How many in your party?" she chirped.
"Two," Gohan heard a familiar voice say. Curious, he looked over the counter to see...
"Oh no."
"Erasa, why are we here?" Videl whispered to her blonde friend sulkily, following behind her to their table.
"Videl! This is supposed to be like, the coolest new parlor ever!" Erasa answered.
"Whatever..." Videl sighed, rolling her eyes. Petunia watched them as they were seated then walked away. She came back a few seconds later.
"Hi! WOW! I just saw you guys like, a few seconds ago!" Petunia exclaimed. Dozie was walking by and when he heard her annoyingly sweet voice, he turned slightly green again. He doubled over, clutching his stomach.
"Like, omigosh! We did, didn't we?" Erasa asked, just as sweet as Petunia. Dozie made a gagging noise and fell to his knees.
"Yeah! Isn't that soooo insane?" Petunia sang.
"Yes it is! Maybe we're like...Long lost sisters!" Erasa cried.
"Omigosh! I LOVE YOU!" Petunia exclaimed.
"I LOVE YOU TOO!" Erasa got up out of her seat and her and Petunia hugged. That was it. Dozie threw up then and there. Videl wrinkled her nose in disgust when she saw it.
"EWWWWWW!" Petunia and Erasa yelled, completely grossed out. Ronjit immidiatley ran up and began mopping the mess. Apparently, if he was going to be a janitor, he was going to be the best darn janitor you ever saw! Dozie got up off the ground, still clutching his stomach. He stumbled out of the parlor. Petunia looked around.
"Uh oh...Gohan! GOHAN!" she yelled, running off to the kitchen. Erasa and Videl watched her run off. Videl blinked.
"Oh yeah...Gohan is working here! I forgot about that!" she remembered. Grinning, Videl layed back in her seat. "All right Erasa, maybe we should come here more often," she said. Erasa smiled and clapped her hands in glee.
"Oooo! I just knew that you would love it! They have the cutest little monkey as a mascot!" Videl sweatdropped.
'Take the good with the bad, take the good with the bad,' she told herself over and over.
Meanwhile...(A/N: ^^;)
"GOHAN! Ewww..It was so like, gross! I hugged that blonde girl and Dozie just threw up and it was all like...Ewww! And Ronjit came out with his mop and where's Matt?! And he threw up! Didn't I already say that?" Petunia cried. Gohan stopped grating cheese and stared at her.
"Ok...Say that again, except this time in ENGLISH," he said. Petunia sighed.
"Gohan, go wait table four," she said. Gohan's mouth dropped open. That was Erasa and Videl's table!
"Why don't I just do Dozie's table?" he asked nervously. Petunia shook her head.
"No, there's a really cute guy at Dozie's table! Plus, he likes Matt!" she exclaimed with hearts in her eyes before walking dreamily away. Gohan sighed and got a notepad and pencil out. He walked to Erasa and Videl's table.
"Hello, my name is Gohan and I'll be your waiter/cook for today. May I take your order?"
"Oooo! Gohan, you look so cute in that outfit!" Erasa squealed, reaching out to tug on Gohan's tail.
"Umm- Please don't do that, these things aren't very secure," Gohan said quickly, moving out of the way. Erasa dropped her hand with a small 'oh' and instead picked up her menu. Videl did the same. Ronjit was walking by the radio and decided to switch it on. A song by Mario began to play.
Ya'll ready for me?
I wanna know your name
And I wanna know if you got a man
I wanna know I wanna know everything
I wanna know your number and
If I can come over and I wanna know what ya like
I wanna know so I can do it all night
But you're telling me I'm just a friend
You're telling me I'm just a friend
Gohan blushed slightly in recognition of the song and how he usually thought of Videl when it played. Luckily, she and Erasa were concentrating on their menus and were too busy to notice.
Oh baby you (oh baby you)
Got what I need (got what I need)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend (yeah)
"Ok, we'll have a small pepporoni and mushroom pizza, extra cheese. Gohan? Gohan?" Videl waved her hand in front of Gohan's face to get his attention. He blinked and turned crimson.
"S- sorry...Say that again?" Gohan apologized. Videl rolled her eyes.
"Small pepporoni and mushroom with extra cheese," she repeated angrily. Gohan scribbled their order down.
I wanna know you in and out
I wanna know what you're all about ( I wanna know)
I wanna know what makes you laugh
I wanna know about your past
I wanna know how you move
I wanna know so I can move too (I wanna know)
But you're telling me I'm just a friend
Telling me I'm just a friend
"Would you like anything to drink?" he asked. Videl and Erasa went back to scanning their menus. Gohan attempted to tune the music out, but failed.
Oh baby you (Oh baby you)
Got what I need (Got what I need yeah)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
"I'll have a pepsi," Videl said, folding up her menu and handing it to Gohan.
"And I'll take a diet coke. Gotta watch my figure ya know!" Erasa laughed. Gohan smiled weakly and walked away quickly, trying not to let them see the stubborn crimson stain on his cheeks.
Oh baby you (Oh baby you)
Got what I need (Got what I need yeah)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
"Bread! We got some pizzas...Nevermind," Gohan said, after seeing that Bread was still softly singing to his beloved breadstick.With a sigh, Gohan set to work on the pizza.
Whoa baby you (Oh baby you)
Got what I need (Got what I need yeah)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Gohan couldn't help but sing along slightly with the rest of his song. His tail began to sway along with the beat. Surrendering to the music, Gohan allowed his hips to sway along with his tail. Oh yeah...This demi sai-jinn was gettin' his groove on. Bread stopped singing himsefl and watched Gohan with great interest.
(Oh can you) give me one reason why (why)
You wouldn't want this kind of guy (guy)
Cuz I stay hip
I stay laced
And I know you know I'm fly
Girl stop playing games with me
And let's get it on tonight (tonight)
You got nothing to lose let me do what I do
At this point, Gohan was belting out the lyrics. Luckily, since he was in the kitchen, only Bread and Ronjit could hear him. Ronjit sighed and leaned against his mop. Bread laughed stupidly, not really knowing what was going on.
Baby you
Got what I need (Got what I need)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Just wanna be
Cuz I can be
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Gohan twirled around as he scooped up the pizza with one hand and went to put it in the oven.
Oh baby you
Got what I need (got what I need)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
Cuz I can be Your fantasy (Can I be your fantasy?)
But you say I'm just a friend (Come on girl)
But you say I'm just a friend
He didn't notice his sleeve get caught in the oven door. Gohan shimmied before trying to straigten back up, but wasn't able to.
You can call me anytime you like (Oh anytime)
Doesn't matter day or night (said it doesn't matter)
We can do whatever you (whoa whoa)
Wanna do it's up to you
Don't fight the feeling
That you feel (Don't fight the feeling)
I can tell that it's real (Whoa girl)
So won't you help me understand (But you say I'm just a)
Why you say (But you say I'm just a friend)
I'm just a friend
"AH! MY SLEEVE IS BURNING!" Gohan cried, pulling his sleeve out of the oven, which was now in flames. "PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!" he screamed, running around the kitchen.
Oh baby you
Got what I need (whoa)
But you say I'm just a friend (ooh)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be
Your (I can be your) fantasy (I be your fantasy)
But you say I'm just a friend (Yes me)
But you say I'm just a friend
The song ended, but Gohan didn't notice. He ran up to the sink and dunked his arm into the water. "Ahhhh..." A few minutes later, Gohan walked out of the kitchen with Videl and Erasa's order. He placed it in front of them.
"Here you are! One pepporoni and mushroom pizza, along with a pepsi and diet coke. Enjoy!" Videl grabbed a few pieces then eyed Gohan carefully. Gohan felt her gaze and became nervous.
"Can I help you miss?" he asked, his voice going up slightly. Videl furrowed her eyebrows.
"What happened to your sleeve?"
Kim: Eeeee!!! Sugar rush gone...This will have a part two! Isn't that so super neato?!?!
Gohan: Nah. -Opens bag of marshmallows-
Kim: You know..I could make it so that your whole ARM burns off!
Gohan: -Stuffs a marshmallow into Kim's mouth- Nah.
Kim: Why yoo widdle...Mmmmm...-Eats marshmallow-
Gohan: Yeah.
Kim: -Swallows- I'll be coming out with part two REAL soon! So keep a look out! And remember! REVIEW!!!!! Please.
Gohan: Yeah. -Empties bag of marshmallows into mouth-
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Brother: What are you doing?
Kim: Typing.
Brother: Typing what?
Kim: Words.
Brother: What kind of words?
Kim: Special words.
Brother: What kind of special words?
Kim: Special words in a story.
Brother: What kind of story?
Kim: MOM!
Mom: JOE! Leave your sister alone!
...This is a conversation that I have ALL THE TIME with my brother whenever I'm typing a chappie!!! Just thought that I ought to let you know! Oo;
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Gohan: Eflsakjflkajroeiurowpeij1J1lj1lj1! -Looks confused-
Kim: MWAHAHAHA! SUGAR RUSH!
Gohan: -Clutches throat- Mfaljeou20ur9043ldkn!?!?! Jroeuioeur093832!!!!!
Kim: HAHAHA!!!
Mom: Kim, what are you typing?
Kim: ...Gibberish.
Mom: Why don't you come lay down on the couch for a little bit?
Kim: ...Gibberish?
Mom: ....
Kim: I don't know why I just typed that.
Gohan: Jejlakeupou033j.,zxjcop43u9.
Kim: Haha! YEAH RIGHT! ON WITH THE CHAPPIE!
Disclaimer: If anybody reads this, please let me know. And just in case...I do not own DragonBall Z or any or it's characters or any of it's songs...- Snaps fingers- Darn! Also, I do not own 'Just A Friend' by Mario! Hehe...
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Three: Grand Opening! (SUGAR RUSH)
Gohan slept well Sunday night. He had completely forgotten about how he didn't have school the next day (it was a holiday) meaning that he had to spend it at the pizza parlor. If Gohan had remembered this small detail, he would have had nightmares. He yawned lazily and walked down the stairs with Goten close behind him.
"What are we gonna do today Gohan? Ooo! Let's go over to Trunks' house and play his new video game that he got yesterday! It's called Kingdom Heart and it's 'sposed to be really cool and all that neat stuff! What d'ya say huh huh huh?" he chirped, bouncing up and down happily. Gohan smiled.
"We'll do whatever you want to do today Goten," he promised. Goten smiled and scurried off to the kitchen table. Chi-Chi turned around, her spatula in her hand.
"Good morning! I take it that your father is still sleeping?" she asked. Gohan nodded. "Typical. That man...I don't know what we're going to do with him! Oh, Gohan, you have to be at work by ten," Chi-Chi said. Gohan blinked.
"Wha- what? But...But I didn't know that!" he exclaimed. Chi-Chi sighed.
"Well, that's what Petunia told me. She's a nice girl, you'll have to get to know her Gohan," she replied, turning back to the stove. Gohan slumped his shoulders and sat, dumbfounded, in his seat. Goten had listened intently and seemed to be thinking. (A/N: Clone of his father eh? ^^;)
"Gohan, I wanna come to work with you today! And I wanna invite Trunks along too!" he suddenly said. Gohan tensed.
"What?! No! You can't!" he yelled. Goten pouted.
"But you said that we could do whatever I wanted to do today!" he whined. Gohan smacked himself on the forehead. He looked over and saw Goten giving him his infamous Puppy Dog Pout (tm).
"Oh...Fine. But just for today!" Gohan said.
"Yeah! Thank you Gohan! You're the besterest big brother ever!" Goten praised. Gohan smiled then sighed.
'Great...Trunks, Goten, the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor...Could it get any worse?' he wondered before Chi-Chi set breakfast on the table and he was lost in a world of food. (A/N: Gohan: Mmmm...Food...)
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Gohan flew to work with Trunks and Goten behind him. He was keeping a close eye on them, trying to make sure that they weren't going to do anything funny. However, the two looked perfectly innocent, simply chatting with eachother. Gohan tuned the whistling wind out of his ears in order to hear what they were talking about.
"So you see...I got my mom to upgrade the tazer so now it's ten times as powerful!"
"That's way cool Trunks! Now we can make that monkey a giant fuzz ball!"
"Duh Goten, that's the whole point!" Gohan narrowed his eyes.
"Hey you two! You're going to be good today and if you mess this up for me in any way at all...You're going to be sorry. This money has to pay for my lunches you know!" he yelled. Goten and Trunks looked at him.
"Eavesdropper..." Trunks muttered, crossing his arms. Goten grinned. They landed a few blocks away from the pizza parlor, making sure that nobody saw them. Gohan turned to Trunks.
"Give me the tazer Trunks," he ordered. When Trunks hesitated he growled,"NOW." Trunks mumbled something, shoved his hand into his pocket, and gave the tazer to Gohan. Gohan looked it over, accidently switched it on without knowing, then tried to put it into his pocket. The blue-silver ray zapped his 'belt.'
ZZZZZZT!
"OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!" Gohan yelled, jumping up and down. Trunks smiled and Goten laughed wildly. Gohan stopped hopping and glared at them, causing the Dominant Duo (A/N: I dunno...Just some name that I thought up for them...) to cower. He smiled in satisfaction before throwing the tazer on the ground, smashing it, then leading Trunks and Goten into the pizza parlor. "Hey Petunia," Gohan muttered, passing by the perky blonde who was already dressed in her uniform.
"Howdy dowdy hi hi hi Gohan! Are you ready for the graaaand opening today? It's going to be...Grand! Yeah!" she clapped her hands in enthusiasm. Gohan smiled weakly then rolled his eyes when Petunia looked away. He led Goten and Trunks over to an empty booth, set them down, then handed them a deck of cards.
"Here. Have fun," he ordered before walking away to get changed. Goten watched him leave with sad eyes then turned to Trunks.
"What are we going to do now Trunks? Gohan took our fun away!" he complained. Trunks winked and held up his finger.
"Now now Goten...You didn't think that was the only tazer that I brought, did you?" he asked with a smirk. Goten smiled.
"All right! We get to poke stuff with a thing!" he cried. Trunks sweatdropped.
"Sure. Whatever."
Meanwhile, Gohan was in the back changing into his uniform. 'Why do I even have to wear this? Nobody's going to see me since I'm going to be making the pizzas,' he thought. Nonetheless, (A/N: Is that one word? Is that even a word?! AH! -Panics-) Gohan put it on, smirking at the tie-on- tail before throwing it away. He studied himself in the mirror. "I look like a Harry Potter wanna-be gone horribly wrong," Gohan said outloud. With a sigh, he walked out of the bathroom and to the counter to wait for instructions.
"Howdy dowdy hi hi hi Gohan! Hey, didn't I just see you a minute ago?" Petunia asked, slightly bewildered. Gohan raised an eyebrow at her as she raised both her hands and said,"Whoa. De. Ja. Vu!! Isn't that so cool? Maybe we're soul mates..." her eyes grew misty. Gohan, noting that that statement was just thrown in there, walked back over to where Trunks and Goten were playing a card game.
"Ok Goten, lay down your cards."
"I got four aces and a king."
"Ha! I got a king, a queen, a ten, a two, and a four! I win!"
"Awww..."
"Hand it over." Goten sighed and handed Trunks a red yo-yo. (A/N: I almost called it a you-you...Oo;) Trunks smiled and put the yo-yo in his pocket. Gohan laughed slightly.
"All right you two, I'm going to be busy today, so stay out of troube. Or else," he said. Goten and Trunks nodded without looking up from their cards. Gohan walked back over to Petunia, who was now talking with Dozie.
"All righty! We're gonna be working together, isn't that just the bees' knees?" she exclaimed.
"Bees don't have knees..." Dozie pointed out.
".....Oh well! They should! Ahahaha!" Petunia laughed. Dozie looked slightly sick and his cheeks bulged.
"Excuse me," he muttered, running away. Gohan watched him leave then turned back to Petunia, who somehow gotten hold of Matt. She stroked his fur, staring at him intently. Gohan eyed Matt nervoulsy and began to slowly back away. Matt glared at him and made a small noise. Immidiatley, Gohan couldn't move. The door opened as Ronjit came into the parlor and he went up to Gohan. He waited patiently.
"Ummm...I...I can't move," Gohan told Ronjit. However, he didn't understand and simply smiled as he continued to wait. Gohan tried again. "I. Can't. Move. Moving plus me equals no." Ronjit smiled and nodded. Gohan sighed in defeat and looked back at Petunia. But she wasn't there. It was just Matt the Magic Monkey. Ronjit shrugged and went back out of the door to go through the back entrance. Gohan was alone with the monkey.
"Uh...Hi?" he said. Matt narrowed his eyes.
"It's ok Gohan, I am perfectly capable of speaking. You may talk normally to me." Matt replied. Gohan blinked.
"Whoa! I didn't know that monkeys can talk!" he exclaimed. Matt rolled his eyes.
"Monkeys CAN'T talk." he pointed out.
"Then how come you can talk?" Gohan wondered. Matt sighed in frustration.
"I am a MAGIC monkey. Therefore, I can talk!" he explained. Gohan nodded in understanding.
"I get it. But why are you talking to me?" he asked. Matt smiled.
"Well, you see the thing is, those chibis of yours tortured me...Tazers hurt a lot you know," he whispered, wringing his little monkey hands. (A/N: Small hands...Like cabbage...) "And I wanted to get back at them! But since you're the only one of them that is working here, I'll have to torture you." Gohan's eyes widened in shock.
"Why me?! They're here today!" he yelled. Matt shook his head.
"This nightmare is for you Gohan," he said before jumping off of the counter. Matt clapped his hands together and Gohan was able to move again. "This nightmare is for you..." Gohan watched Matt scurry away before rubbing the back of his neck.
"Gee, I wonder what he meant by that!" (A/N: Ah yes...And Gohan's supposed to be the SMART one!)
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Around twelve, the pizza parlor began to get busy. (People usually don't eat pizza for breakfast ya know.) Gohan and Bread were working hard on the pizzas. Ok, just Gohan was working on the pizzas. Bread was singing to a breadstick.
"Pretty little breadstick...Pretty little breadstick...Did you know...You are so pretty...You pretty little breadstick," he sang. Gohan tried hard to concentrate on the dough that he was kneading. Making pizzas wasn't hard, espicially since the dough was pre-made and it didn't have to be hand tossed. Dozie and Petunia seemed to be having fun with their job. Oops, did I say Dozie? I meant that only Petunia was having fun.
"Welcome to the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor! Please remember that Matt loves you! And he always will...How many in your party?" she chirped.
"Two," Gohan heard a familiar voice say. Curious, he looked over the counter to see...
"Oh no."
"Erasa, why are we here?" Videl whispered to her blonde friend sulkily, following behind her to their table.
"Videl! This is supposed to be like, the coolest new parlor ever!" Erasa answered.
"Whatever..." Videl sighed, rolling her eyes. Petunia watched them as they were seated then walked away. She came back a few seconds later.
"Hi! WOW! I just saw you guys like, a few seconds ago!" Petunia exclaimed. Dozie was walking by and when he heard her annoyingly sweet voice, he turned slightly green again. He doubled over, clutching his stomach.
"Like, omigosh! We did, didn't we?" Erasa asked, just as sweet as Petunia. Dozie made a gagging noise and fell to his knees.
"Yeah! Isn't that soooo insane?" Petunia sang.
"Yes it is! Maybe we're like...Long lost sisters!" Erasa cried.
"Omigosh! I LOVE YOU!" Petunia exclaimed.
"I LOVE YOU TOO!" Erasa got up out of her seat and her and Petunia hugged. That was it. Dozie threw up then and there. Videl wrinkled her nose in disgust when she saw it.
"EWWWWWW!" Petunia and Erasa yelled, completely grossed out. Ronjit immidiatley ran up and began mopping the mess. Apparently, if he was going to be a janitor, he was going to be the best darn janitor you ever saw! Dozie got up off the ground, still clutching his stomach. He stumbled out of the parlor. Petunia looked around.
"Uh oh...Gohan! GOHAN!" she yelled, running off to the kitchen. Erasa and Videl watched her run off. Videl blinked.
"Oh yeah...Gohan is working here! I forgot about that!" she remembered. Grinning, Videl layed back in her seat. "All right Erasa, maybe we should come here more often," she said. Erasa smiled and clapped her hands in glee.
"Oooo! I just knew that you would love it! They have the cutest little monkey as a mascot!" Videl sweatdropped.
'Take the good with the bad, take the good with the bad,' she told herself over and over.
Meanwhile...(A/N: ^^;)
"GOHAN! Ewww..It was so like, gross! I hugged that blonde girl and Dozie just threw up and it was all like...Ewww! And Ronjit came out with his mop and where's Matt?! And he threw up! Didn't I already say that?" Petunia cried. Gohan stopped grating cheese and stared at her.
"Ok...Say that again, except this time in ENGLISH," he said. Petunia sighed.
"Gohan, go wait table four," she said. Gohan's mouth dropped open. That was Erasa and Videl's table!
"Why don't I just do Dozie's table?" he asked nervously. Petunia shook her head.
"No, there's a really cute guy at Dozie's table! Plus, he likes Matt!" she exclaimed with hearts in her eyes before walking dreamily away. Gohan sighed and got a notepad and pencil out. He walked to Erasa and Videl's table.
"Hello, my name is Gohan and I'll be your waiter/cook for today. May I take your order?"
"Oooo! Gohan, you look so cute in that outfit!" Erasa squealed, reaching out to tug on Gohan's tail.
"Umm- Please don't do that, these things aren't very secure," Gohan said quickly, moving out of the way. Erasa dropped her hand with a small 'oh' and instead picked up her menu. Videl did the same. Ronjit was walking by the radio and decided to switch it on. A song by Mario began to play.
Ya'll ready for me?
I wanna know your name
And I wanna know if you got a man
I wanna know I wanna know everything
I wanna know your number and
If I can come over and I wanna know what ya like
I wanna know so I can do it all night
But you're telling me I'm just a friend
You're telling me I'm just a friend
Gohan blushed slightly in recognition of the song and how he usually thought of Videl when it played. Luckily, she and Erasa were concentrating on their menus and were too busy to notice.
Oh baby you (oh baby you)
Got what I need (got what I need)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend (yeah)
"Ok, we'll have a small pepporoni and mushroom pizza, extra cheese. Gohan? Gohan?" Videl waved her hand in front of Gohan's face to get his attention. He blinked and turned crimson.
"S- sorry...Say that again?" Gohan apologized. Videl rolled her eyes.
"Small pepporoni and mushroom with extra cheese," she repeated angrily. Gohan scribbled their order down.
I wanna know you in and out
I wanna know what you're all about ( I wanna know)
I wanna know what makes you laugh
I wanna know about your past
I wanna know how you move
I wanna know so I can move too (I wanna know)
But you're telling me I'm just a friend
Telling me I'm just a friend
"Would you like anything to drink?" he asked. Videl and Erasa went back to scanning their menus. Gohan attempted to tune the music out, but failed.
Oh baby you (Oh baby you)
Got what I need (Got what I need yeah)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
"I'll have a pepsi," Videl said, folding up her menu and handing it to Gohan.
"And I'll take a diet coke. Gotta watch my figure ya know!" Erasa laughed. Gohan smiled weakly and walked away quickly, trying not to let them see the stubborn crimson stain on his cheeks.
Oh baby you (Oh baby you)
Got what I need (Got what I need yeah)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
"Bread! We got some pizzas...Nevermind," Gohan said, after seeing that Bread was still softly singing to his beloved breadstick.With a sigh, Gohan set to work on the pizza.
Whoa baby you (Oh baby you)
Got what I need (Got what I need yeah)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be (cuz I can be)
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Gohan couldn't help but sing along slightly with the rest of his song. His tail began to sway along with the beat. Surrendering to the music, Gohan allowed his hips to sway along with his tail. Oh yeah...This demi sai-jinn was gettin' his groove on. Bread stopped singing himsefl and watched Gohan with great interest.
(Oh can you) give me one reason why (why)
You wouldn't want this kind of guy (guy)
Cuz I stay hip
I stay laced
And I know you know I'm fly
Girl stop playing games with me
And let's get it on tonight (tonight)
You got nothing to lose let me do what I do
At this point, Gohan was belting out the lyrics. Luckily, since he was in the kitchen, only Bread and Ronjit could hear him. Ronjit sighed and leaned against his mop. Bread laughed stupidly, not really knowing what was going on.
Baby you
Got what I need (Got what I need)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Just wanna be
Cuz I can be
Your fantasy
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend
Gohan twirled around as he scooped up the pizza with one hand and went to put it in the oven.
Oh baby you
Got what I need (got what I need)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
But you say I'm just a friend (say I'm just a friend)
Cuz I can be Your fantasy (Can I be your fantasy?)
But you say I'm just a friend (Come on girl)
But you say I'm just a friend
He didn't notice his sleeve get caught in the oven door. Gohan shimmied before trying to straigten back up, but wasn't able to.
You can call me anytime you like (Oh anytime)
Doesn't matter day or night (said it doesn't matter)
We can do whatever you (whoa whoa)
Wanna do it's up to you
Don't fight the feeling
That you feel (Don't fight the feeling)
I can tell that it's real (Whoa girl)
So won't you help me understand (But you say I'm just a)
Why you say (But you say I'm just a friend)
I'm just a friend
"AH! MY SLEEVE IS BURNING!" Gohan cried, pulling his sleeve out of the oven, which was now in flames. "PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!" he screamed, running around the kitchen.
Oh baby you
Got what I need (whoa)
But you say I'm just a friend (ooh)
But you say I'm just a friend
Cuz I can be
Your (I can be your) fantasy (I be your fantasy)
But you say I'm just a friend (Yes me)
But you say I'm just a friend
The song ended, but Gohan didn't notice. He ran up to the sink and dunked his arm into the water. "Ahhhh..." A few minutes later, Gohan walked out of the kitchen with Videl and Erasa's order. He placed it in front of them.
"Here you are! One pepporoni and mushroom pizza, along with a pepsi and diet coke. Enjoy!" Videl grabbed a few pieces then eyed Gohan carefully. Gohan felt her gaze and became nervous.
"Can I help you miss?" he asked, his voice going up slightly. Videl furrowed her eyebrows.
"What happened to your sleeve?"
Kim: Eeeee!!! Sugar rush gone...This will have a part two! Isn't that so super neato?!?!
Gohan: Nah. -Opens bag of marshmallows-
Kim: You know..I could make it so that your whole ARM burns off!
Gohan: -Stuffs a marshmallow into Kim's mouth- Nah.
Kim: Why yoo widdle...Mmmmm...-Eats marshmallow-
Gohan: Yeah.
Kim: -Swallows- I'll be coming out with part two REAL soon! So keep a look out! And remember! REVIEW!!!!! Please.
Gohan: Yeah. -Empties bag of marshmallows into mouth-
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Brother: What are you doing?
Kim: Typing.
Brother: Typing what?
Kim: Words.
Brother: What kind of words?
Kim: Special words.
Brother: What kind of special words?
Kim: Special words in a story.
Brother: What kind of story?
Kim: MOM!
Mom: JOE! Leave your sister alone!
...This is a conversation that I have ALL THE TIME with my brother whenever I'm typing a chappie!!! Just thought that I ought to let you know! Oo;
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