Kim: And it's time for another chappie!!
Audience: Whooo!
Kim: -Bows- Thank you, thank you! ^^ This chapter is dedicated to my good friend...Gretchen!!!
Audience: -Claps furiously-
Kim: All right! And as a way to show my gratitude, I'm giving Gretchen this! -Hands Gretchen a medal along with a Goten plushie- THANK YOU GRETCHEN! ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Gohan: I didn't have any lines in this...
Kim: And we all feel really sorry for you. Ahaha... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brother: -Is running around with a dorky hat, whimpereing, and running into the walls-
Kim: -Laughs- What the heck?!
Brother: -Is now being chased by the dog and runs out of the room-
Kim: ...That was interesting.
Other Brother: -Doesn't notice and stares at t.v. intently- What was?
Kim: ...Nevermind...
I just had to type that...I'm odd ok?! ^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer: Oopas! Have I been forgetting these again? I don't any of the DBZ characters. Just all the other ones that you would hopefully never see in a cartoon show. Otherwise, I would be getting ripped off. DARN THEM COLONISTS! -Shakes fist-
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Five: My Fair Lady!
The week flew by quickly and normal enough. If you over look that fact that every now and then Gohan would write proposals in his notebook then furiously crumple them up and chuck them out of the window. Let's just say that the janitor wasn't very happy that week. (A/N: My fingers are numb! I can barely type!) On Friday, Gohan went to the parlor to find it changed. It was decorated to look like a mediaevil castle. Petunia, who was dressed as a damsiel in distress, came up to Gohan.
"Hiiii! Isn't it great?" she continued without waiting for a response. "Yeah I know. I love it too! There's even going to be a competition going on! And guess what! You're going to be in it! Yeah!" Petunia rambled. Gohan came out of his stupor and looked at the blonde.
"What kind of competition?" he asked. Petunia smiled broadly.
"A knight's competition! With the usual prize of course..." she giggled. Gohan raised an eyebrow at her.
"What's the usual prize?" he questioned.
"A kiss from the princess!" Petunia exclaimed, gesturing over to a pair of thrones that sat in front of the counter. Gohan looked in that direction and saw...
"Oh no..." It was Hercule. Hercule sitting in the throne, wearing a king's crown, and looking very smug indeed as he surveyed the resturant that was now slowly filling with people. Next to him was a very sulky Videl. She was dressed in a princess attire, complete with a long flowing gown that had a purple skirt and sleeves, but the upper part was a shimmery white. She wore a wimple on her head. Her hair was put up in a bun with a few wavy strands falling from it. (A/N: A wimple is one of those pointy hats that all the princesses wore! ^^;) Immidiatley, giant hearts leaped to Gohan's eyes.
"You mean you get a kiss from Videl?! I'm in!" he cried. Petunia frowned slightly.
"Well...It would have been me, but like, since Hercule is sposoring this and like, everything, he insisted on the princess be like, Videl," she said with a hint of pride in her voice. Gohan didn't hear her. He was too busy forumlating a plan.
'Now...I have to win this competition withouth showing my real powers...' he told himself.
"Who's competing in this?" Gohan asked. Petunia smiled.
"You, Bread, Ronjit, and Dozie!" she exclaimed. Gohan smirked.
'Good...That means I won't be needing that much of my strength after all! Haha...Ahaha...Mwahahahaha!' before Gohan knew it he was evily laughing out loud.
"MWAHAHAHAHA! YES! VIDEL WILL BE MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA!" he cried. Petunia glanced at him oddly. Gohan noticed this, coughed, and walked away quickly. Petunia shrugged and turned to see Matt sitting on the floor next to her.
"Hello Matt! How did you get down there?" she asked, bending over and picking the monkey up. Matt made a small monkey noise and scurried up to Petunia's shoulder, trying to get a better view of where Gohan had gone. Petunia however, took him back to his spot on the counter and firmly tied a piece of rope around a collar on Matt's neck. "Stay here," she ordered. Matt growled under his breath but nodded. Petunia walked away.
"I'm going to get you Gohan...I promise," he said. "I WILL GET MY VENGANCE!!" Matt stood up on his legs and shook his tiny fist. A few small children ran away in fright. Matt sat back down. "Ooh! Crackers!" he said, eagerly grabbing one up and nibbling on it.
"Dad...Why do I have to do this? I am NOT the princess type," Videl muttered to her father, who was eagerly waving at the passing by people.
"Videl, Videl, Videl...We've got to give the people what they want! And what they want is you and me, together, leading them in this fake pizza kingdom! Now smile and wave so you don't dissapoint our fans!" Hercule yelled. (A/N: Like he always does.) Videl scowled at him to show her displeasure, but none the less raised her hand and began to wave weakly. A few teenage boys around her grinned and began flexing his muscles. Or whatever muscle they had. Videl rolled her eyes. Suddenly, she heard something.
CLANG. CLANG. CLANG.
Videl turned her head to see...Gohan. Gohan walking towards her in red knight's armor. He took off his helmet and tucked it under his arm before kneeling down before Videl.
"My lady...I just wanted to assure you that I am going to be winning this tournament. So make sure not to give that kiss away to anyone else ok?" he said, winking. Videl blushed crimson as Gohan picked her hand up and kissed it before walking away.
'Whoa...What's gotten into him? ...Not that it's a bad thing or anything,' Videl thought, watching Gohan as he walked away, clinking, in his armor. Goten suddenly popped up behind her.
"Hiyas big sister!" he cried. Videl jumped and turned around.
"You again! Goten! How did you get here? What did you just call me?!" she asked all at once. Goten just smiled before running away. Videl shook her head.
"Whatever..." she murmmered.
All the employees met in the room behind the kitchen. Each of the guys was wearing a differnt colored set of armor. Gohan in red, Bread in yellow, Dozie in black, (he refused any other color) and Ronjit in blue.
"Mmmph mmmm mmmm mmmmmph mmmm mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmph mmmm mmmmmm mmmmph mmmm," Mr.Pizzaria mummbled. Everyone except Petunia leaned foward to hear him better. "Mmmmmph mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmph mmmmm mmmph," he finished. Dozie raised his hand and Mr.Pizzaria pointed at him.
"Could you please say that again?" Dozie asked. Mr.Pizzaria's face reddened.
"YOU HEARD ME!" he screamed before storming off. Petunia stood up in front of everyone.
"Since none of you EVER listen...I'll explain what Mr.Pizzaria said," she said. "Now...The tournament is broken up into three different events. The first will be archery, the second is an eating contest, and finally, an all out sword fight. The top three in the first will move on, and the top two in the second will move on. Then the winner will recieve his prize!" Petunia finished, beaming at everyone. Bread raised his hand. "Yes Bread?"
"Bread play games?" he asked. Petunia tugged on one of her pigtails.
"Yes! Bread play fun games!" she cried, hopping up and down and clapping her hands. Bread smiled goofily. Ronjit raised his hand. "What do you need Ronjit?" Petunia asked him.
"Yo no lo obtengo," Ronjit said. Petunia cocked her head and giggled.
"Sure, whatever! Now let's go!" she said. Ronjit's hand immidiatley shot back up into the air. "What now Ronjit?" Petunia asked.
"Yo. No. Lo. Obtengo," Ronjit repeated, more sternly this time. Petunia nodded her head.
"Ok. Sure. Let's go!" she said again. Ronjit raised his hand. "WHAT IS IT?!?!" she screamed.
"YO NO LO OBTENGO!!" Ronjit yelled back.
"YEAH! THAT'S NICE TO KNOW! NOW LET'S GO!" Petunia shrieked, running out of the room before Ronjit could raise his hand again. Gohan, Bread, and Dozie followed her. Ronjit glared at them as they left then threw his hands up in frustration.
"Stupidos..." he muttered before leaving.
All the people sitting at their tables turned around when they heard the trumpets announcing the knights arrival.
CLANG. CLANG. CLANG.
Gohan followed by Dozie, Bread, and Ronjit filed into the empty space in the eating area. They stood in a straight line before Hercule and Videl's thrones. Hercule stood up and raised his hands to silence the crowd.
"Welcome brave knights! This tournament will be testing your accuracy, indurance, and strength! These good people here have all chosen a knight, and will be cheering you on. The winner of this tournament shall recieve a kiss from my lovely daughter Videl!" he yelled. At the mention of her name, Videl stood up and curtsied, as to please her father. Hercule flashed her a smile as she slumped back down into her chair and surveyed the 'knights.' Videl's eyes wandared over the first three, then fell onto Gohan. Their eyes met and Gohan smiled and winked at her. Videl lowered her head to hide her smile of embaressment. (A/N: Am I making Videl too out of character? Oo;)
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" Hercule bellowed. Immidiatley, the trumpets blasted again and four targets (which were made of pizza) were brought out by Mr.Pizzaria. He set them about five feet apart from eachother then ran back to the storage room and produced four sets of bows and arrows. Each knight took a bow and three arrows. (Bread with some difficulty and Ronjit a few minutes, seeing that he had NO clue what was going on.) Gohan fitted his arrow and aimed carefully. He let it go and got a bullseye. Dozie did the same, except for the bullseye part. Instead, his arrow went about three feet then landed on the ground. Bread simply threw the arrow with his hands and somehow got a bullseye. Ronjit, after watching all the others, fitted two arrows, let them go, and got both the arrows in the middle.
"YEAH! GO RED KNIGHT!"
"BLUE ALL THE WAY!"
"BLACK! WHOOO!"
"GO YELLOW! GO YELLOW!"
The crowd was cheering very louldy. Gohan growled at Ronjit, fitted the rest of his arrows, and let them go. They all shot straight into the middle of the target, causing cheese and sauce to spray onto some of the people in the crowd. Dozie tried shooting an arrow again, but failed. He growled in frustration.
"Screw this," Dozie muttered, throwing the bow onto the floor. Hercule pointed at Dozie.
"Do you give up?" he questioned. Dozie nodded. Hercule snapped his fingers and Mr.Pizzaria ran out and forced Dozie into a jester outfit, also handing him a little staff with bells on it. "You are now my court jester!" Hercule exclaimed. The crowd laughed as Dozie walked, jingle jangle jingle jangle, over to Hercule's side.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..." Dozie muttered, sitting down at Hercule's feet. Hercule smiled broadly then once again held up his hands to silence the crowd.
"All right! Since the black knight dropped out, that means that the red, yellow, and blue knights are advancing to the next event!" he yelled. The crowd cheered again. Mr.Pizzaria and Petunia were darting around, serving everybody pizza and pop. (A/N: Very mediaevilish isn't it?) Gohan smiled and glanced sideways at Videl, and was startled to see Goten talking to her.
"And then he has a picture of you on his desk, and he says your name in his sleep, and he writes your name all over his homework, and he tells me that you're going to be my big sister...Oh, and mom is really excited about getting grandchildren! Whatever those are..." Goten said quickly. Videl listened intently and smiled in satisfaction.
"So he does like me? That's good. But don't tell him that I said that!" she added quickly, noting Goten's chirp of joy. He pouted slightly then nodded his head.
"Ok Videl. I won't tell him!" Goten said. He hopped into her lap. Videl laughed and patted the young chibi's head. Gohan growled.
"The next event is an eating contest!" Hercule said. Gohan glared at Goten last time then made his way over to the table that Mr.Pizzaria had just set up. It was completely covered in cherry pies. Gohan rubbed his hands together in anticipation. Ronjit eyed the pies wearily.
"Ai..." he muttered. Bread eagerly sat down in front of a large pile of pies and dipped his finger into one.
"Bread like games," he said happily. Gohan rolled his eyes and sat next to Bread. Ronjit took his seat next to Gohan. Hercule held up his hand.
"On my mark...Get set...EAT!" he yelled. Immidiatley, Gohan and Bread dove into their pies. Ronjit watched them in disgust. He picked up a fork and began to eat his politely. Petunia was keeping count of the number of pies that each person ate and Mr.Pizzaria was writing them down. The audience was cheering.
"Hey...You jester! Get out there and cheer the knights!" Hercule ordered Dozie. Dozie's eye twitched but he quickly did what he was told. He stood up in front of the crowd and waved his wand. Jingle jangle jingle jangle.
"Let's go...Ummm...Eat like the wind...Ummm...Yeah," Dozie said. Hercule shook his head sadly at him as he sat back down.
"All right! Gohan's at 24...Bread's at 22...Ronjit's at...1!" Petunia exclaimed. Mr.Pizzaria hurridley scribbled the numbers down on a chalk board. "Now Gohan's at 26...Bread's at 25...Ronjit's at...1!" Mr.Pizzaria erased the numbers and scribbled down the new ones. "Gohan's at 32...Bread's at 30...Ronjit's at...1!" Mr.Pizzaria threw his hands up in the air.
"Mmmph mmm mmmm mmmmph!" he exclaimed. Hercule cupped his hand around his ear.
"What did you say Mr.Pizzaria?" he asked. Mr.Pizzaria glared at him.
"YOU HEARD ME!" he yelled before storming away. Petunia sighed.
"He's right ya know! Like, Ronjit isn't going to be able to catch up with Gohan and Bread so like...He's out! Gohan and Bread advance to the next round! Yeah!" she said, clapping her hands. Gohan and Bread lifted their heads from the pie that they had been attacking.
"Bread win yet?" Bread questioned. Petunia tugged on both her pigtails and shook her head.
"NO! Bread not yet! One more game!" she exclaimed. Bread smiled and finished his pie. Ronjit, who didn't know that the event was over, had finished his second pie and was now politely dabbing his mout with the tablecloth. He looked up to see everyone staring at him.
"Que?" he asked, shrugging.
"Ronjit is out! Gohan and Bread advance! Ronjit goes into the stocks!" Hercule yelled, gesturing for Mr.Pizzaria. The short man immidiatley ran to Ronjit with a wooden stock. He shoved Ronjit's head and wrists into the slots, closed it, and locked it up tight. Ronjit looked horrified and struggled to get out. "Now onto the last event! Gohan and Bread will compete in an all out sword fight! Let the battle begin!" he called. Gohan snatched his sword from Petunia and held it up in a defensive position. Bread took his by the wrong end, noticed this, and switched it around.
"Hey wait...These are real swords! Somebody could get hurt!" Gohan said. Hercule shrugged.
"They're the only ones we have! Now fight!" he yelled. Gohan swung his sword carefully at Bread, who dodged quickly and cmae around Gohan's back.
"Bread wanna win! Bread like games!" he said, swinging the sword at Gohan's legs. Gohan jumped up just in time and brought his sword down towards Bread's head. The huge teen caught it and pulled it out of Gohan's hands. Gohan watched his sword go skidding across the floor.
"GET IT RED! BEAT YELLOW!"
"RED DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE! GET 'EM YELLOW!"
Gohan watched as Bread slowly raised his sword above his head, then brought it down on Gohan's helmet.
CLANG!!
"OWOWOWOWOW! THAT HURT!" Gohan yelled, dancing around and clutching his head in pain. Bread cocked his head. (A/N: That rhymes! ^^)
"Bread sorry...You ok?" he asked, concerned. Gohan nodded then quickly picked up his sword from the ground.
"BREAD GO BOOM!" he exclaimed, swinging the sword at Bread's legs. Bread, who was too slow, was knocked onto his back.
THUMP.
The resturant shook and a few people fell out of their seats. Bread lay on the ground, not moving. Gohan blinked and walked over to him.
"Bread...Are you all right?" he asked worridley. Bread opened his eyes.
"Bread go boom. Gohan win. Get kiss from pretty girl he like," he whispered, smiling. Gohan grinned then stood up. Bread closed his eyes again.
"Bread is knocked out! I am the winner!" Gohan announced, bowing. The crowd erupted into cheers. Hercule stood up and gestured for Gohan to come over. Gohan passed by Ronjit who smiled broadly and called out.
"Esa chica está muy caliente. Usted tiene el sabor bueno Gohan. ¡Vaya obtenga su tigre!" Gohan didn't know what that meant, but he recognized the word tiger. He laughed and growled lightly. Ronjit laughed with him. The crowd hushed when Gohan made his way to Videl, who was blushing furiously.
"Well good knight. Thou hast won the tournament. Would thou like his prize?" she asked, grinning. Gohan returned the grin with one of his own and nodded. Videl leaned foward, her lips puckered slightly, aiming for Gohan's cheek. Gohan watied for his kiss, then when Videl was about a centimeter away from his face, he grabbed her waist, dipped her, and mashed his lips against hers. Videl opened her eyes in surprise then quickly closed them again, taking in the kiss.
"Awwwwwww..." said the crowd. When Gohan finally released Videl, he grinned at her.
"Did ya like that?" he asked, winking. Videl's face reddened.
"Yes...I mean...AHEM!" she cleared her throat loudly. Gohan laughed and bent down to whisper in her ear.
"I'm glad," he said. Videl's face reddened more and she quickly hurried back to her throne. Hercule stood up and spread out his arms.
"That's the end of the tournament! Have a merry day!" he exclaimed.
Kim: Awwww...Gohan kissed Videl! How sweet!
Gohan: -Blushes- Shutup...
Kim: It's nothing to be embaressed about! I think...
Gohan: Doesn't Gretchen NOT like fluffy stuff?
Kim: Well too bad for her. If she doesn't like it then she can print it out and cut that part out. But it's essential for the story! PLEASE FORGIVE ME GRETCHEN! -Gets on knees and bows head-
Gohan: Oo; Ummmm...Sure.
Kim: -Raises head- PLEASE REVIEW!!!
P.S.: Just a quick note! Once again, if anybody would like to talk to me online, my contact is KimCoffey114@hotmail.com. IM ME PLEASE! I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE YOOOOOOU!!!
Audience: Whooo!
Kim: -Bows- Thank you, thank you! ^^ This chapter is dedicated to my good friend...Gretchen!!!
Audience: -Claps furiously-
Kim: All right! And as a way to show my gratitude, I'm giving Gretchen this! -Hands Gretchen a medal along with a Goten plushie- THANK YOU GRETCHEN! ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Gohan: I didn't have any lines in this...
Kim: And we all feel really sorry for you. Ahaha... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brother: -Is running around with a dorky hat, whimpereing, and running into the walls-
Kim: -Laughs- What the heck?!
Brother: -Is now being chased by the dog and runs out of the room-
Kim: ...That was interesting.
Other Brother: -Doesn't notice and stares at t.v. intently- What was?
Kim: ...Nevermind...
I just had to type that...I'm odd ok?! ^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclaimer: Oopas! Have I been forgetting these again? I don't any of the DBZ characters. Just all the other ones that you would hopefully never see in a cartoon show. Otherwise, I would be getting ripped off. DARN THEM COLONISTS! -Shakes fist-
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Five: My Fair Lady!
The week flew by quickly and normal enough. If you over look that fact that every now and then Gohan would write proposals in his notebook then furiously crumple them up and chuck them out of the window. Let's just say that the janitor wasn't very happy that week. (A/N: My fingers are numb! I can barely type!) On Friday, Gohan went to the parlor to find it changed. It was decorated to look like a mediaevil castle. Petunia, who was dressed as a damsiel in distress, came up to Gohan.
"Hiiii! Isn't it great?" she continued without waiting for a response. "Yeah I know. I love it too! There's even going to be a competition going on! And guess what! You're going to be in it! Yeah!" Petunia rambled. Gohan came out of his stupor and looked at the blonde.
"What kind of competition?" he asked. Petunia smiled broadly.
"A knight's competition! With the usual prize of course..." she giggled. Gohan raised an eyebrow at her.
"What's the usual prize?" he questioned.
"A kiss from the princess!" Petunia exclaimed, gesturing over to a pair of thrones that sat in front of the counter. Gohan looked in that direction and saw...
"Oh no..." It was Hercule. Hercule sitting in the throne, wearing a king's crown, and looking very smug indeed as he surveyed the resturant that was now slowly filling with people. Next to him was a very sulky Videl. She was dressed in a princess attire, complete with a long flowing gown that had a purple skirt and sleeves, but the upper part was a shimmery white. She wore a wimple on her head. Her hair was put up in a bun with a few wavy strands falling from it. (A/N: A wimple is one of those pointy hats that all the princesses wore! ^^;) Immidiatley, giant hearts leaped to Gohan's eyes.
"You mean you get a kiss from Videl?! I'm in!" he cried. Petunia frowned slightly.
"Well...It would have been me, but like, since Hercule is sposoring this and like, everything, he insisted on the princess be like, Videl," she said with a hint of pride in her voice. Gohan didn't hear her. He was too busy forumlating a plan.
'Now...I have to win this competition withouth showing my real powers...' he told himself.
"Who's competing in this?" Gohan asked. Petunia smiled.
"You, Bread, Ronjit, and Dozie!" she exclaimed. Gohan smirked.
'Good...That means I won't be needing that much of my strength after all! Haha...Ahaha...Mwahahahaha!' before Gohan knew it he was evily laughing out loud.
"MWAHAHAHAHA! YES! VIDEL WILL BE MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA!" he cried. Petunia glanced at him oddly. Gohan noticed this, coughed, and walked away quickly. Petunia shrugged and turned to see Matt sitting on the floor next to her.
"Hello Matt! How did you get down there?" she asked, bending over and picking the monkey up. Matt made a small monkey noise and scurried up to Petunia's shoulder, trying to get a better view of where Gohan had gone. Petunia however, took him back to his spot on the counter and firmly tied a piece of rope around a collar on Matt's neck. "Stay here," she ordered. Matt growled under his breath but nodded. Petunia walked away.
"I'm going to get you Gohan...I promise," he said. "I WILL GET MY VENGANCE!!" Matt stood up on his legs and shook his tiny fist. A few small children ran away in fright. Matt sat back down. "Ooh! Crackers!" he said, eagerly grabbing one up and nibbling on it.
"Dad...Why do I have to do this? I am NOT the princess type," Videl muttered to her father, who was eagerly waving at the passing by people.
"Videl, Videl, Videl...We've got to give the people what they want! And what they want is you and me, together, leading them in this fake pizza kingdom! Now smile and wave so you don't dissapoint our fans!" Hercule yelled. (A/N: Like he always does.) Videl scowled at him to show her displeasure, but none the less raised her hand and began to wave weakly. A few teenage boys around her grinned and began flexing his muscles. Or whatever muscle they had. Videl rolled her eyes. Suddenly, she heard something.
CLANG. CLANG. CLANG.
Videl turned her head to see...Gohan. Gohan walking towards her in red knight's armor. He took off his helmet and tucked it under his arm before kneeling down before Videl.
"My lady...I just wanted to assure you that I am going to be winning this tournament. So make sure not to give that kiss away to anyone else ok?" he said, winking. Videl blushed crimson as Gohan picked her hand up and kissed it before walking away.
'Whoa...What's gotten into him? ...Not that it's a bad thing or anything,' Videl thought, watching Gohan as he walked away, clinking, in his armor. Goten suddenly popped up behind her.
"Hiyas big sister!" he cried. Videl jumped and turned around.
"You again! Goten! How did you get here? What did you just call me?!" she asked all at once. Goten just smiled before running away. Videl shook her head.
"Whatever..." she murmmered.
All the employees met in the room behind the kitchen. Each of the guys was wearing a differnt colored set of armor. Gohan in red, Bread in yellow, Dozie in black, (he refused any other color) and Ronjit in blue.
"Mmmph mmmm mmmm mmmmmph mmmm mmmmmm mmmm mmmmmmph mmmm mmmmmm mmmmph mmmm," Mr.Pizzaria mummbled. Everyone except Petunia leaned foward to hear him better. "Mmmmmph mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmph mmmmm mmmph," he finished. Dozie raised his hand and Mr.Pizzaria pointed at him.
"Could you please say that again?" Dozie asked. Mr.Pizzaria's face reddened.
"YOU HEARD ME!" he screamed before storming off. Petunia stood up in front of everyone.
"Since none of you EVER listen...I'll explain what Mr.Pizzaria said," she said. "Now...The tournament is broken up into three different events. The first will be archery, the second is an eating contest, and finally, an all out sword fight. The top three in the first will move on, and the top two in the second will move on. Then the winner will recieve his prize!" Petunia finished, beaming at everyone. Bread raised his hand. "Yes Bread?"
"Bread play games?" he asked. Petunia tugged on one of her pigtails.
"Yes! Bread play fun games!" she cried, hopping up and down and clapping her hands. Bread smiled goofily. Ronjit raised his hand. "What do you need Ronjit?" Petunia asked him.
"Yo no lo obtengo," Ronjit said. Petunia cocked her head and giggled.
"Sure, whatever! Now let's go!" she said. Ronjit's hand immidiatley shot back up into the air. "What now Ronjit?" Petunia asked.
"Yo. No. Lo. Obtengo," Ronjit repeated, more sternly this time. Petunia nodded her head.
"Ok. Sure. Let's go!" she said again. Ronjit raised his hand. "WHAT IS IT?!?!" she screamed.
"YO NO LO OBTENGO!!" Ronjit yelled back.
"YEAH! THAT'S NICE TO KNOW! NOW LET'S GO!" Petunia shrieked, running out of the room before Ronjit could raise his hand again. Gohan, Bread, and Dozie followed her. Ronjit glared at them as they left then threw his hands up in frustration.
"Stupidos..." he muttered before leaving.
All the people sitting at their tables turned around when they heard the trumpets announcing the knights arrival.
CLANG. CLANG. CLANG.
Gohan followed by Dozie, Bread, and Ronjit filed into the empty space in the eating area. They stood in a straight line before Hercule and Videl's thrones. Hercule stood up and raised his hands to silence the crowd.
"Welcome brave knights! This tournament will be testing your accuracy, indurance, and strength! These good people here have all chosen a knight, and will be cheering you on. The winner of this tournament shall recieve a kiss from my lovely daughter Videl!" he yelled. At the mention of her name, Videl stood up and curtsied, as to please her father. Hercule flashed her a smile as she slumped back down into her chair and surveyed the 'knights.' Videl's eyes wandared over the first three, then fell onto Gohan. Their eyes met and Gohan smiled and winked at her. Videl lowered her head to hide her smile of embaressment. (A/N: Am I making Videl too out of character? Oo;)
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" Hercule bellowed. Immidiatley, the trumpets blasted again and four targets (which were made of pizza) were brought out by Mr.Pizzaria. He set them about five feet apart from eachother then ran back to the storage room and produced four sets of bows and arrows. Each knight took a bow and three arrows. (Bread with some difficulty and Ronjit a few minutes, seeing that he had NO clue what was going on.) Gohan fitted his arrow and aimed carefully. He let it go and got a bullseye. Dozie did the same, except for the bullseye part. Instead, his arrow went about three feet then landed on the ground. Bread simply threw the arrow with his hands and somehow got a bullseye. Ronjit, after watching all the others, fitted two arrows, let them go, and got both the arrows in the middle.
"YEAH! GO RED KNIGHT!"
"BLUE ALL THE WAY!"
"BLACK! WHOOO!"
"GO YELLOW! GO YELLOW!"
The crowd was cheering very louldy. Gohan growled at Ronjit, fitted the rest of his arrows, and let them go. They all shot straight into the middle of the target, causing cheese and sauce to spray onto some of the people in the crowd. Dozie tried shooting an arrow again, but failed. He growled in frustration.
"Screw this," Dozie muttered, throwing the bow onto the floor. Hercule pointed at Dozie.
"Do you give up?" he questioned. Dozie nodded. Hercule snapped his fingers and Mr.Pizzaria ran out and forced Dozie into a jester outfit, also handing him a little staff with bells on it. "You are now my court jester!" Hercule exclaimed. The crowd laughed as Dozie walked, jingle jangle jingle jangle, over to Hercule's side.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..." Dozie muttered, sitting down at Hercule's feet. Hercule smiled broadly then once again held up his hands to silence the crowd.
"All right! Since the black knight dropped out, that means that the red, yellow, and blue knights are advancing to the next event!" he yelled. The crowd cheered again. Mr.Pizzaria and Petunia were darting around, serving everybody pizza and pop. (A/N: Very mediaevilish isn't it?) Gohan smiled and glanced sideways at Videl, and was startled to see Goten talking to her.
"And then he has a picture of you on his desk, and he says your name in his sleep, and he writes your name all over his homework, and he tells me that you're going to be my big sister...Oh, and mom is really excited about getting grandchildren! Whatever those are..." Goten said quickly. Videl listened intently and smiled in satisfaction.
"So he does like me? That's good. But don't tell him that I said that!" she added quickly, noting Goten's chirp of joy. He pouted slightly then nodded his head.
"Ok Videl. I won't tell him!" Goten said. He hopped into her lap. Videl laughed and patted the young chibi's head. Gohan growled.
"The next event is an eating contest!" Hercule said. Gohan glared at Goten last time then made his way over to the table that Mr.Pizzaria had just set up. It was completely covered in cherry pies. Gohan rubbed his hands together in anticipation. Ronjit eyed the pies wearily.
"Ai..." he muttered. Bread eagerly sat down in front of a large pile of pies and dipped his finger into one.
"Bread like games," he said happily. Gohan rolled his eyes and sat next to Bread. Ronjit took his seat next to Gohan. Hercule held up his hand.
"On my mark...Get set...EAT!" he yelled. Immidiatley, Gohan and Bread dove into their pies. Ronjit watched them in disgust. He picked up a fork and began to eat his politely. Petunia was keeping count of the number of pies that each person ate and Mr.Pizzaria was writing them down. The audience was cheering.
"Hey...You jester! Get out there and cheer the knights!" Hercule ordered Dozie. Dozie's eye twitched but he quickly did what he was told. He stood up in front of the crowd and waved his wand. Jingle jangle jingle jangle.
"Let's go...Ummm...Eat like the wind...Ummm...Yeah," Dozie said. Hercule shook his head sadly at him as he sat back down.
"All right! Gohan's at 24...Bread's at 22...Ronjit's at...1!" Petunia exclaimed. Mr.Pizzaria hurridley scribbled the numbers down on a chalk board. "Now Gohan's at 26...Bread's at 25...Ronjit's at...1!" Mr.Pizzaria erased the numbers and scribbled down the new ones. "Gohan's at 32...Bread's at 30...Ronjit's at...1!" Mr.Pizzaria threw his hands up in the air.
"Mmmph mmm mmmm mmmmph!" he exclaimed. Hercule cupped his hand around his ear.
"What did you say Mr.Pizzaria?" he asked. Mr.Pizzaria glared at him.
"YOU HEARD ME!" he yelled before storming away. Petunia sighed.
"He's right ya know! Like, Ronjit isn't going to be able to catch up with Gohan and Bread so like...He's out! Gohan and Bread advance to the next round! Yeah!" she said, clapping her hands. Gohan and Bread lifted their heads from the pie that they had been attacking.
"Bread win yet?" Bread questioned. Petunia tugged on both her pigtails and shook her head.
"NO! Bread not yet! One more game!" she exclaimed. Bread smiled and finished his pie. Ronjit, who didn't know that the event was over, had finished his second pie and was now politely dabbing his mout with the tablecloth. He looked up to see everyone staring at him.
"Que?" he asked, shrugging.
"Ronjit is out! Gohan and Bread advance! Ronjit goes into the stocks!" Hercule yelled, gesturing for Mr.Pizzaria. The short man immidiatley ran to Ronjit with a wooden stock. He shoved Ronjit's head and wrists into the slots, closed it, and locked it up tight. Ronjit looked horrified and struggled to get out. "Now onto the last event! Gohan and Bread will compete in an all out sword fight! Let the battle begin!" he called. Gohan snatched his sword from Petunia and held it up in a defensive position. Bread took his by the wrong end, noticed this, and switched it around.
"Hey wait...These are real swords! Somebody could get hurt!" Gohan said. Hercule shrugged.
"They're the only ones we have! Now fight!" he yelled. Gohan swung his sword carefully at Bread, who dodged quickly and cmae around Gohan's back.
"Bread wanna win! Bread like games!" he said, swinging the sword at Gohan's legs. Gohan jumped up just in time and brought his sword down towards Bread's head. The huge teen caught it and pulled it out of Gohan's hands. Gohan watched his sword go skidding across the floor.
"GET IT RED! BEAT YELLOW!"
"RED DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE! GET 'EM YELLOW!"
Gohan watched as Bread slowly raised his sword above his head, then brought it down on Gohan's helmet.
CLANG!!
"OWOWOWOWOW! THAT HURT!" Gohan yelled, dancing around and clutching his head in pain. Bread cocked his head. (A/N: That rhymes! ^^)
"Bread sorry...You ok?" he asked, concerned. Gohan nodded then quickly picked up his sword from the ground.
"BREAD GO BOOM!" he exclaimed, swinging the sword at Bread's legs. Bread, who was too slow, was knocked onto his back.
THUMP.
The resturant shook and a few people fell out of their seats. Bread lay on the ground, not moving. Gohan blinked and walked over to him.
"Bread...Are you all right?" he asked worridley. Bread opened his eyes.
"Bread go boom. Gohan win. Get kiss from pretty girl he like," he whispered, smiling. Gohan grinned then stood up. Bread closed his eyes again.
"Bread is knocked out! I am the winner!" Gohan announced, bowing. The crowd erupted into cheers. Hercule stood up and gestured for Gohan to come over. Gohan passed by Ronjit who smiled broadly and called out.
"Esa chica está muy caliente. Usted tiene el sabor bueno Gohan. ¡Vaya obtenga su tigre!" Gohan didn't know what that meant, but he recognized the word tiger. He laughed and growled lightly. Ronjit laughed with him. The crowd hushed when Gohan made his way to Videl, who was blushing furiously.
"Well good knight. Thou hast won the tournament. Would thou like his prize?" she asked, grinning. Gohan returned the grin with one of his own and nodded. Videl leaned foward, her lips puckered slightly, aiming for Gohan's cheek. Gohan watied for his kiss, then when Videl was about a centimeter away from his face, he grabbed her waist, dipped her, and mashed his lips against hers. Videl opened her eyes in surprise then quickly closed them again, taking in the kiss.
"Awwwwwww..." said the crowd. When Gohan finally released Videl, he grinned at her.
"Did ya like that?" he asked, winking. Videl's face reddened.
"Yes...I mean...AHEM!" she cleared her throat loudly. Gohan laughed and bent down to whisper in her ear.
"I'm glad," he said. Videl's face reddened more and she quickly hurried back to her throne. Hercule stood up and spread out his arms.
"That's the end of the tournament! Have a merry day!" he exclaimed.
Kim: Awwww...Gohan kissed Videl! How sweet!
Gohan: -Blushes- Shutup...
Kim: It's nothing to be embaressed about! I think...
Gohan: Doesn't Gretchen NOT like fluffy stuff?
Kim: Well too bad for her. If she doesn't like it then she can print it out and cut that part out. But it's essential for the story! PLEASE FORGIVE ME GRETCHEN! -Gets on knees and bows head-
Gohan: Oo; Ummmm...Sure.
Kim: -Raises head- PLEASE REVIEW!!!
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