Kim: -Hums quietly to herself as she twirls around in her computer chair-
Gohan: -Walks up- Aren't you supposed to be typing the story?
Kim: -Smiles and taps head- Writer's block.
Gohan: Ah. I see. -Sits on ground-
Kim: -Lays back in chair and snaps jaw-
Gohan: -Drums fingers on carpet-
Kim: -Sits up in chair suddenly- I GOT IT!
Gohan: AHHH! -Falls over-
Kim: AHAHA! -Spins around in chair again before typing furiously on the keyboard-
Disclaimer: Do I own DragonBall Z? Does this give you a hint? -Mission Impossible begins to play-
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Seven: Funny Hats and What Not
Gohan walked briskly back into the parlor and slumped into a nearby chair.
"I'm exhausted...Do I have any more deliveries?" he asked. Petunia, who was walking by at that moment, glared at him.
"No, there's not because we're closing early today," she said angrily before storming away. Gohan blinked a few times.
"I wonder what her problem is..." he muttered. Ronjit walked by with his mop, noticed Gohan, and walked over to sit next to him. He waved and layed back slightly in his chair. Gohan noticed that Ronjit was eyeing a few girls finishing their pizza in a corner booth nearby.
"You checkin' out the girls?" he asked, nodding over to the girls and smiling. Ronjit grinned.
"Aquí Gohan, permitió que mí lo mostrara para cómo cortejar a las damas," he said quickly, getting up from his seat and walking over to where the two girls were. Ronjit smiled broadly and leaned his elbows on the table. "Hola allí usted cosas jóvenes bonitas. ¡Quién apreciaría tener el placer de dating. ..Ronjit?" he asked. One of the girls looked at her friends and they all burst out laughing. Then the girl looked back at Ronjit.
"Hago no fecha usted si usted era la última pelota de limo en la tierra. ¿Ahora por qué no resbala usted en la espalda a su es fregar?" she questioned before getting up from the table with her friends and going to the counter. Ronjit watched them leave then slowly made his way back over to Gohan.
"Ah sí. ..Ella me quiera," Ronjit said calmly. (1) Gohan simply sweatdropped. A few minutes later, Petunia walked up to him.
"What are you doing? You have one more delivery! Now get off your lazy fanny and move it!" she yelled at Gohan. Gohan stared at her.
"B-but you said..." he stammered.
"I don't wanna hear it! NOW GO!" Petunia screeched, kicking Gohan very hard in the shin. Gohan ran out of the parlor and flew up into the air. He flew around for a few minutes then went back to the parlor. He walked into the door.
"Where am I delivering to?" Gohan questioned. Petunia threw a box of pizza and a piece of paper without a word. Gohan immidiatley went back out of the store and took off into the air. He glanced at his piece of paper. "An ostrich farm? I'm delivering to an ostrich farm?"
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Matt sat in a corner of the back room, thinking.
"I have to get back at that pointy haired lunatic...He must pay...When I told him that I would make his life a nightmare, I meant it! Matt keeps his promises..." he whispered rapidly to himself, wringing his hands together. "What do I do? My best chance is just to command him to obey me...And ONLY me...Those evil brats...Ruining my plans...Monkeys have feelings too don't ya know?!" With that, Matt ran from his corner and back out to the counter.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Gohan landed in front of a small one story house with a large field behind it. He surveyed the area, then quickly made his way to the front door.
Ding dong.
CRASH.
"MOMMA! He's out again!"
"CATCH THAT OSTRICH!" a man's voice could be heard around the side of the house. Gohan set the pizzas down and ran around the house. He saw a man with dark brown hair chasing after a rather large ostrich.
"Do you need some help?" Gohan yelled to the man. The man turned around and nodded.
"Help me catch my ostrich!" he called. (2) Gohan nodded his head and tore after the large bird. He zig zagged across the field, attempting to cut the ostrich off near a white picket fence. However, the bird leaped over the fence into the other field. The man also jumped over the fence, continuing to chase after his precious bird. Gohan stopped when a few rain drops hit his face.
"Oh great! Now it's going to start raining!" he whined. It started to rain harder as Gohan hopped over the fence and ran after the man and the ostrich. He slipped slightly as the ground below him turned muddy.
SPLAT.
"AH! I JUST CLEANED THIS!" Gohan cried, standing up quickly from the giant mud puddle that he had slipped in. Grumbling, he watched the man chasing his bird, yelling and waving his arms. "We'll never catch it that way! ...I know!" Gohan powered up a little and sprinted towards the ostrich.
"WAK!" the ostrich yelled in surprise when Gohan lept onto his back. (A/N: Gohan: Wak? Kim: V.V; Shutup.) The startled bird flapped its wings wildly and began to run faster then it already was.
"Whoa!" Gohan cried, throwing his arms around the ostrich's neck.
"Hey! Come back with my ostrich!" the man yelled. Gohan looked behind him to see that the man was far behind them. He grinned and formed a very small ball of ki in his hands. He then placed his hand onto the ostrich's head, stunning it.
THUMP.
The ostrich fell onto the ground along with Gohan. Gohan stood up and dusted himself off (or whatever you do when you're covered in mud) The man ran up next to him, panting.
"Is my ostrich ok? What did you do?!" he asked, shaking Gohan by the shoulders.
"I...Didn't...Do...Anything...!!" Gohan exclaimed, grabbing the man's wrist. The man blinked and let go of Gohan.
"Oh. Ok then. Well then, let's go pay for that pizza!" he said, running back to the house. Gohan followed, wondering how big of a tip he was going to get for all his trouble.
"The total comes to $20.49," Gohan said, holding out his hand. The man smiled and handed him a check. Gohan beamed at him then walked out into the rain, making sure that the man was back inside the house before taking off into the air back towards the parlor. When he got there, he walked into the parlor and eagerly opened the check.
"Twenty dollars and fifty seven cents?! I only got eight cents as my tip?!" Gohan yelled. He sighed and walked back into the parlor, shaking his head. Petunia greeted him by throwing her arms around his neck.
"Gohan Gohan Gohan!!" she cried, hopping up and down. "Matt wants to see you!" Gohan blinked.
"How do you know?" he questioned. Petunia gave him a blank look.
"Know what?" she asked. Gohan stared at her as her head tilted on one shoulder, then the other. Then, still with her same blank look, Petunia walked away. Gohan shrugged and made his way to the back room. Unknown to him, two dark shadows were following him. (A/N: Can you guess who it is?) The shadows slipped past the door before it closed as Gohan walked into the back room.
"You wanted to see me Matt?" Gohan asked, taking a seat in front of the monkey who was sitting in his usual throne.
"Yes Gohan. It seems that last week, when we last had a meeting, your command from me was interupted by some meddling chibis. So, I decided to get back onto the right foot and give you your command," Matt said quickly. Gohan raised an eyebrow at him.
"What are you talking about? What command?" he questioned, utterly confused. Meanwhile...
"Trunks...Why are we doing this again?" Goten whispered to his best friend. Trunks grinned.
"Remember what happened last time? When you said that he has to marry Videl he got all romantic around her," he replied. Goten nodded.
"Yeah, I remember. But the monkey is about to give the command again. What should we say this time?" he asked. Trunks thought for a moment.
"Well, I'm getting really annoyed with all the mushy stuff, so let's make him act like an idiot in front of Videl now," he said with a smile. Goten's eyes widened.
"But then Videl might not wanna marry him!" he whined. Trunks rolled his eyes.
"So? If she really loves him then she won't care HOW he acts!" he pointed out. Goten sniffed.
"Wow Trunks! That's pretty! Where did you hear that?" he asked. Trunks blushed.
"I...I heard it on t.v. once. Yeah, that's it! Now just get ready to throw another can at Gohan!" he barked, handing Goten a can of pizza sauce. Goten nodded then settled back, waiting for his cue.
"Let's try this again!" Matt exclaimed, waving his wand and once again putting Gohan in a dazed state. He grinned. "Now Gohan...Can you hear me?" he questioned.
"Yeeees..." Gohan whispered. Matt grinned more broadly.
"Gohan! Listen to me! I want you to forget your last order. Your new order is to-"
"BE A COMPLETE DORK!"
SMACK.
"Yeeees..." Gohan said, not noticing the can that had hit the back of his head. Matt cried out in rage.
"NO NO NO! WHO KEEPS DOING THAT?!" he yelled, looking around the room. Trunks and Goten ducked lower behind the boxes that served as their hiding place. Matt grunted in frustration.
"What you may not realize whoever is doing that, is that I only get two more chances at these commands! The last one is permanant! You hear me?! PERMANANT!" With that, Matt waved his hand again and jumped down from his throne. Gohan blinked a few times, looked around, and scratched the back of his head.
"How do I always end up back here?" he muttered, walking out of the room. Trunks and Goten popped up from behind the boxes, smiling. They high- fived eachother before running out to the kitchen.
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The next morning when Gohan woke up, he had the irrisitable urge to put on plaid pants, suspenders, and a muffler hat. (A/N: You know, the kind with the ear flaps!) He also decided to put on his thick glasses, rather than wearing his contacts. Goten snorted louldy into his cereal at the sight of his big brother.
"Gohan! What happened to you?!" Chi-Chi shrieked, dropping the large plate of dumplings that she was holding. Goten's eyes widened in shock but he quickly got over it when Gohan pulled his pants up high above his waist and snorted.
"I do not know mother. I just felt like being different today," Gohan replied in a stuffy voice. Chi-Chi giggled. Gohan looked at her strangley.
"I'm sorry mother, but I fail to see the humor in my striving to be out of the ordinary today," he sniffed angrily. Chi-Chi waved her hands.
"I'm sorry Gohan...It's just that..." she couldn't finish. She doubled over, laughing. Goten soon joined her, banging his fists on the table and gasping for air. Gohan pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and snorted again, causing Chi-Chi to fall to the floor in hysterics. Goten clutched his stomach and rolled onto the floor with a loud thump.
"What's all the noise?" Goku asked as he came down the stairs. He did a double take at Gohan and collapsed to the floor, rolling around laughing. "GOHAN YOU LOOK SO FUNNY!" he cried between hysterics. Gohan snorted again.
"Well, if you think that my outburst of individuality is so FUNNY I'll just be going to work now!" he yelled at his family, who were all still laughing their heads off.
"Wait! You have school today!" Chi-Chi called, wiping the tears away from her eyes from crying so much. "Do you think that he heard me?" she questioned Goku. Goku, who had just sat up from the floor and was recovering from his laughter, shrugged.
"Hey mom and dad! Guess who I am!" Goten cried, jumping in front of his parents wearing a muffler hat. Chi-Chi and Goku took one look at him and they both fell over in hysterics again.
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Gohan took a deep breath of air when he landed in front of the parlor. Smiling, he pulled his pants up higher before walking through the door. Ronjit, who was carrying an armful of dishes, dropped them when he saw Gohan.
"¿Qué hizo usted a usted mismo? ¡Ahora Videl nunca lo apreciará!" he exclaimed, still staring at Gohan. Gohan waved energeticaly at him and snorted loudly.
"Hi Ronjit! How are you today?" he asked. Ronjit gulped then ran away screaming. "Hmmm...What's wrong with him?" Gohan asked himself. He shrugged and went to change into his uniform. "You know, I never realized it, but these costumes sure are super de duper!" he commented when he walked into the kitchen. Bread turned around to look at him.
"Gohan...You look...Dumb. Heh heh," he said, pointing at Gohan's muffler hat underneath his wizard hat. Gohan snorted.
"No, I look rather stylin' if I do say so myself," he replied, laughing and snorting. Bread smiled nervously before quickly turning back to his breadstick pizza. Gohan pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose before helping Bread. There was a ringing noise at the door, signaling that a customer had arrived.
"Hell and welcome to the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor! How many in your party?" Petunia's voice chirped.
"Just one," replied a familiar voice. Gohan's eyes widened.
"Videl!" he cried, abandoning his work and running out of the kitchen.
"Here's your seat!" Petunia was saying to Videl as she showed her an empty booth. Videl sat down. "Hey, how come you're like, not in school?" Petunia questioned. Videl sighed.
"Gohan wasn't there so I decided to skip," she replied airily, opening her menu. "What about you?"
"Oh, Matt teaches me everything," Petunia answered. Videl nodded.
"Riiight..." At that moment, Gohan ran into the room, tripped on the rug, and landed at Videl's feet.
"Hey Videl! What's up?" he asked, staring up at her. Videl looked at him strangley.
"Gohan...Is that you?" she asked in disbilief. Gohan got up and slid into the seat across from Videl and nodded.
"Yep! Hey, why aren't you in school? Omigosh...Why aren't I in school?!" he cried, leaping up from his seat and running out of the parlor. Videl sweatdropped as she watched him run out.
"What happened to him?" she asked nobody.
(1) - This happened to my brother Vince when he first got his job as pizza boy. Except he had to chase a horse. I just thought that ostriches were cooler!
(2) - I'm going to tell you what Ronjit says. So here it is!
Ronjit: Here Gohan, let me show you how to woo the ladies. -Walks over to the booth- Hello there you pretty young things. Who would like to have the pleasure of dating...Ronjit?
Girl: -Giggles with her friend- I wouldn't date you if you were the last slime ball on earth. Now why don't you slither on back to your mopping? -Leaves-
Ronjit: -Walks back to Gohan- Oh yeah...She wants me.
Kim: -Looks at the last time she updated- Oh my word...I am SOOOO sorry!!!
Gohan: You better be. Keeping these poor people waiting!
Kim: -Hides face in shame- I'm too ashamed to do the advertisement. You do it Gohan!
Gohan: Ok! Hey all you people listen up! You all remember Gretchen, the one who's helped Kim out so much right? Of course you do! Well, she's become an author! And her first chapter of her first story is up. Her author name is Narayana and her story is Dear Jenny. It's about vampires and even if you're not that interested in stuff like that, it's still a cool read! Kim: It's true! I read it! Gohan: So just check it out ok? Kim: See ya next chapter!
Gohan: -Walks up- Aren't you supposed to be typing the story?
Kim: -Smiles and taps head- Writer's block.
Gohan: Ah. I see. -Sits on ground-
Kim: -Lays back in chair and snaps jaw-
Gohan: -Drums fingers on carpet-
Kim: -Sits up in chair suddenly- I GOT IT!
Gohan: AHHH! -Falls over-
Kim: AHAHA! -Spins around in chair again before typing furiously on the keyboard-
Disclaimer: Do I own DragonBall Z? Does this give you a hint? -Mission Impossible begins to play-
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Seven: Funny Hats and What Not
Gohan walked briskly back into the parlor and slumped into a nearby chair.
"I'm exhausted...Do I have any more deliveries?" he asked. Petunia, who was walking by at that moment, glared at him.
"No, there's not because we're closing early today," she said angrily before storming away. Gohan blinked a few times.
"I wonder what her problem is..." he muttered. Ronjit walked by with his mop, noticed Gohan, and walked over to sit next to him. He waved and layed back slightly in his chair. Gohan noticed that Ronjit was eyeing a few girls finishing their pizza in a corner booth nearby.
"You checkin' out the girls?" he asked, nodding over to the girls and smiling. Ronjit grinned.
"Aquí Gohan, permitió que mí lo mostrara para cómo cortejar a las damas," he said quickly, getting up from his seat and walking over to where the two girls were. Ronjit smiled broadly and leaned his elbows on the table. "Hola allí usted cosas jóvenes bonitas. ¡Quién apreciaría tener el placer de dating. ..Ronjit?" he asked. One of the girls looked at her friends and they all burst out laughing. Then the girl looked back at Ronjit.
"Hago no fecha usted si usted era la última pelota de limo en la tierra. ¿Ahora por qué no resbala usted en la espalda a su es fregar?" she questioned before getting up from the table with her friends and going to the counter. Ronjit watched them leave then slowly made his way back over to Gohan.
"Ah sí. ..Ella me quiera," Ronjit said calmly. (1) Gohan simply sweatdropped. A few minutes later, Petunia walked up to him.
"What are you doing? You have one more delivery! Now get off your lazy fanny and move it!" she yelled at Gohan. Gohan stared at her.
"B-but you said..." he stammered.
"I don't wanna hear it! NOW GO!" Petunia screeched, kicking Gohan very hard in the shin. Gohan ran out of the parlor and flew up into the air. He flew around for a few minutes then went back to the parlor. He walked into the door.
"Where am I delivering to?" Gohan questioned. Petunia threw a box of pizza and a piece of paper without a word. Gohan immidiatley went back out of the store and took off into the air. He glanced at his piece of paper. "An ostrich farm? I'm delivering to an ostrich farm?"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Matt sat in a corner of the back room, thinking.
"I have to get back at that pointy haired lunatic...He must pay...When I told him that I would make his life a nightmare, I meant it! Matt keeps his promises..." he whispered rapidly to himself, wringing his hands together. "What do I do? My best chance is just to command him to obey me...And ONLY me...Those evil brats...Ruining my plans...Monkeys have feelings too don't ya know?!" With that, Matt ran from his corner and back out to the counter.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Gohan landed in front of a small one story house with a large field behind it. He surveyed the area, then quickly made his way to the front door.
Ding dong.
CRASH.
"MOMMA! He's out again!"
"CATCH THAT OSTRICH!" a man's voice could be heard around the side of the house. Gohan set the pizzas down and ran around the house. He saw a man with dark brown hair chasing after a rather large ostrich.
"Do you need some help?" Gohan yelled to the man. The man turned around and nodded.
"Help me catch my ostrich!" he called. (2) Gohan nodded his head and tore after the large bird. He zig zagged across the field, attempting to cut the ostrich off near a white picket fence. However, the bird leaped over the fence into the other field. The man also jumped over the fence, continuing to chase after his precious bird. Gohan stopped when a few rain drops hit his face.
"Oh great! Now it's going to start raining!" he whined. It started to rain harder as Gohan hopped over the fence and ran after the man and the ostrich. He slipped slightly as the ground below him turned muddy.
SPLAT.
"AH! I JUST CLEANED THIS!" Gohan cried, standing up quickly from the giant mud puddle that he had slipped in. Grumbling, he watched the man chasing his bird, yelling and waving his arms. "We'll never catch it that way! ...I know!" Gohan powered up a little and sprinted towards the ostrich.
"WAK!" the ostrich yelled in surprise when Gohan lept onto his back. (A/N: Gohan: Wak? Kim: V.V; Shutup.) The startled bird flapped its wings wildly and began to run faster then it already was.
"Whoa!" Gohan cried, throwing his arms around the ostrich's neck.
"Hey! Come back with my ostrich!" the man yelled. Gohan looked behind him to see that the man was far behind them. He grinned and formed a very small ball of ki in his hands. He then placed his hand onto the ostrich's head, stunning it.
THUMP.
The ostrich fell onto the ground along with Gohan. Gohan stood up and dusted himself off (or whatever you do when you're covered in mud) The man ran up next to him, panting.
"Is my ostrich ok? What did you do?!" he asked, shaking Gohan by the shoulders.
"I...Didn't...Do...Anything...!!" Gohan exclaimed, grabbing the man's wrist. The man blinked and let go of Gohan.
"Oh. Ok then. Well then, let's go pay for that pizza!" he said, running back to the house. Gohan followed, wondering how big of a tip he was going to get for all his trouble.
"The total comes to $20.49," Gohan said, holding out his hand. The man smiled and handed him a check. Gohan beamed at him then walked out into the rain, making sure that the man was back inside the house before taking off into the air back towards the parlor. When he got there, he walked into the parlor and eagerly opened the check.
"Twenty dollars and fifty seven cents?! I only got eight cents as my tip?!" Gohan yelled. He sighed and walked back into the parlor, shaking his head. Petunia greeted him by throwing her arms around his neck.
"Gohan Gohan Gohan!!" she cried, hopping up and down. "Matt wants to see you!" Gohan blinked.
"How do you know?" he questioned. Petunia gave him a blank look.
"Know what?" she asked. Gohan stared at her as her head tilted on one shoulder, then the other. Then, still with her same blank look, Petunia walked away. Gohan shrugged and made his way to the back room. Unknown to him, two dark shadows were following him. (A/N: Can you guess who it is?) The shadows slipped past the door before it closed as Gohan walked into the back room.
"You wanted to see me Matt?" Gohan asked, taking a seat in front of the monkey who was sitting in his usual throne.
"Yes Gohan. It seems that last week, when we last had a meeting, your command from me was interupted by some meddling chibis. So, I decided to get back onto the right foot and give you your command," Matt said quickly. Gohan raised an eyebrow at him.
"What are you talking about? What command?" he questioned, utterly confused. Meanwhile...
"Trunks...Why are we doing this again?" Goten whispered to his best friend. Trunks grinned.
"Remember what happened last time? When you said that he has to marry Videl he got all romantic around her," he replied. Goten nodded.
"Yeah, I remember. But the monkey is about to give the command again. What should we say this time?" he asked. Trunks thought for a moment.
"Well, I'm getting really annoyed with all the mushy stuff, so let's make him act like an idiot in front of Videl now," he said with a smile. Goten's eyes widened.
"But then Videl might not wanna marry him!" he whined. Trunks rolled his eyes.
"So? If she really loves him then she won't care HOW he acts!" he pointed out. Goten sniffed.
"Wow Trunks! That's pretty! Where did you hear that?" he asked. Trunks blushed.
"I...I heard it on t.v. once. Yeah, that's it! Now just get ready to throw another can at Gohan!" he barked, handing Goten a can of pizza sauce. Goten nodded then settled back, waiting for his cue.
"Let's try this again!" Matt exclaimed, waving his wand and once again putting Gohan in a dazed state. He grinned. "Now Gohan...Can you hear me?" he questioned.
"Yeeees..." Gohan whispered. Matt grinned more broadly.
"Gohan! Listen to me! I want you to forget your last order. Your new order is to-"
"BE A COMPLETE DORK!"
SMACK.
"Yeeees..." Gohan said, not noticing the can that had hit the back of his head. Matt cried out in rage.
"NO NO NO! WHO KEEPS DOING THAT?!" he yelled, looking around the room. Trunks and Goten ducked lower behind the boxes that served as their hiding place. Matt grunted in frustration.
"What you may not realize whoever is doing that, is that I only get two more chances at these commands! The last one is permanant! You hear me?! PERMANANT!" With that, Matt waved his hand again and jumped down from his throne. Gohan blinked a few times, looked around, and scratched the back of his head.
"How do I always end up back here?" he muttered, walking out of the room. Trunks and Goten popped up from behind the boxes, smiling. They high- fived eachother before running out to the kitchen.
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The next morning when Gohan woke up, he had the irrisitable urge to put on plaid pants, suspenders, and a muffler hat. (A/N: You know, the kind with the ear flaps!) He also decided to put on his thick glasses, rather than wearing his contacts. Goten snorted louldy into his cereal at the sight of his big brother.
"Gohan! What happened to you?!" Chi-Chi shrieked, dropping the large plate of dumplings that she was holding. Goten's eyes widened in shock but he quickly got over it when Gohan pulled his pants up high above his waist and snorted.
"I do not know mother. I just felt like being different today," Gohan replied in a stuffy voice. Chi-Chi giggled. Gohan looked at her strangley.
"I'm sorry mother, but I fail to see the humor in my striving to be out of the ordinary today," he sniffed angrily. Chi-Chi waved her hands.
"I'm sorry Gohan...It's just that..." she couldn't finish. She doubled over, laughing. Goten soon joined her, banging his fists on the table and gasping for air. Gohan pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and snorted again, causing Chi-Chi to fall to the floor in hysterics. Goten clutched his stomach and rolled onto the floor with a loud thump.
"What's all the noise?" Goku asked as he came down the stairs. He did a double take at Gohan and collapsed to the floor, rolling around laughing. "GOHAN YOU LOOK SO FUNNY!" he cried between hysterics. Gohan snorted again.
"Well, if you think that my outburst of individuality is so FUNNY I'll just be going to work now!" he yelled at his family, who were all still laughing their heads off.
"Wait! You have school today!" Chi-Chi called, wiping the tears away from her eyes from crying so much. "Do you think that he heard me?" she questioned Goku. Goku, who had just sat up from the floor and was recovering from his laughter, shrugged.
"Hey mom and dad! Guess who I am!" Goten cried, jumping in front of his parents wearing a muffler hat. Chi-Chi and Goku took one look at him and they both fell over in hysterics again.
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Gohan took a deep breath of air when he landed in front of the parlor. Smiling, he pulled his pants up higher before walking through the door. Ronjit, who was carrying an armful of dishes, dropped them when he saw Gohan.
"¿Qué hizo usted a usted mismo? ¡Ahora Videl nunca lo apreciará!" he exclaimed, still staring at Gohan. Gohan waved energeticaly at him and snorted loudly.
"Hi Ronjit! How are you today?" he asked. Ronjit gulped then ran away screaming. "Hmmm...What's wrong with him?" Gohan asked himself. He shrugged and went to change into his uniform. "You know, I never realized it, but these costumes sure are super de duper!" he commented when he walked into the kitchen. Bread turned around to look at him.
"Gohan...You look...Dumb. Heh heh," he said, pointing at Gohan's muffler hat underneath his wizard hat. Gohan snorted.
"No, I look rather stylin' if I do say so myself," he replied, laughing and snorting. Bread smiled nervously before quickly turning back to his breadstick pizza. Gohan pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose before helping Bread. There was a ringing noise at the door, signaling that a customer had arrived.
"Hell and welcome to the Magic Monkey Pizza Parlor! How many in your party?" Petunia's voice chirped.
"Just one," replied a familiar voice. Gohan's eyes widened.
"Videl!" he cried, abandoning his work and running out of the kitchen.
"Here's your seat!" Petunia was saying to Videl as she showed her an empty booth. Videl sat down. "Hey, how come you're like, not in school?" Petunia questioned. Videl sighed.
"Gohan wasn't there so I decided to skip," she replied airily, opening her menu. "What about you?"
"Oh, Matt teaches me everything," Petunia answered. Videl nodded.
"Riiight..." At that moment, Gohan ran into the room, tripped on the rug, and landed at Videl's feet.
"Hey Videl! What's up?" he asked, staring up at her. Videl looked at him strangley.
"Gohan...Is that you?" she asked in disbilief. Gohan got up and slid into the seat across from Videl and nodded.
"Yep! Hey, why aren't you in school? Omigosh...Why aren't I in school?!" he cried, leaping up from his seat and running out of the parlor. Videl sweatdropped as she watched him run out.
"What happened to him?" she asked nobody.
(1) - This happened to my brother Vince when he first got his job as pizza boy. Except he had to chase a horse. I just thought that ostriches were cooler!
(2) - I'm going to tell you what Ronjit says. So here it is!
Ronjit: Here Gohan, let me show you how to woo the ladies. -Walks over to the booth- Hello there you pretty young things. Who would like to have the pleasure of dating...Ronjit?
Girl: -Giggles with her friend- I wouldn't date you if you were the last slime ball on earth. Now why don't you slither on back to your mopping? -Leaves-
Ronjit: -Walks back to Gohan- Oh yeah...She wants me.
Kim: -Looks at the last time she updated- Oh my word...I am SOOOO sorry!!!
Gohan: You better be. Keeping these poor people waiting!
Kim: -Hides face in shame- I'm too ashamed to do the advertisement. You do it Gohan!
Gohan: Ok! Hey all you people listen up! You all remember Gretchen, the one who's helped Kim out so much right? Of course you do! Well, she's become an author! And her first chapter of her first story is up. Her author name is Narayana and her story is Dear Jenny. It's about vampires and even if you're not that interested in stuff like that, it's still a cool read! Kim: It's true! I read it! Gohan: So just check it out ok? Kim: See ya next chapter!