Kim: After a lot of pondering, I finally remembered what this chapter was
going
to be about!
Gohan: Wait, wait, wait...You mean that you did have an idea, but you forgot about it?
Kim: Yup!
Gohan: Well then...Readers. This is your author.
Kim: Don't y'all feel better now?
Gohan: -Nods- I know that I do.
Kim: -Looks at calendar- I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN TWO WEEKS?!? AHHHH!!! I'M SO SORRY!
Gohan: You'll have to make up for it.
Kim: Oh I will! -Gets odd glint in eye- ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Disclaimer: I'm running out of freakin' ideas for this freakin' thing...That's freakin'. I own nothin'! Not a freakin' thing! FREAKIN'!!!!!!
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Eight: So THAT'S Where All the Cowboy's Gone...
Videl was walking towards the pizza parlor after school, thinking hard. 'This doesn't make any sense...First Gohan was acting all cool and smooth and romantic...But now he's acting like...Like...' she searched around for a word to describe Gohan. Just then, a boy that was passing by her waved and snorted loudly before walking into a pole. "LIKE THAT!" Videl cried, pointing to the fallen boy. The boy stared up at her, bewildered. Videl yelled before running into the parlor. She was greeted by two blonde headed girls who were crying and hugging each other. (A/N: It's da sisters!)
"Videl!" Petunia cried when she spotted the raven haired teen. "Oh Videl! It's awful!" She ran over and threw her arms around Videl's neck, sobbing. Videl stiffened.
"What's...Wrong?" she asked, patting Petunia's head uncomfortably. Erasa ran over to Videl, wiping tears away from her eyes.
"Videl! It all like, happened so fast! These guys came in and they like, totally robbed us!" she cried. Videl's eyes narrowed.
"You were robbed?!" she asked the still sobbing Petunia. Petunia looked up at her and nodded.
"Matt's going to be so mad," she whispered. Videl laughed nervously.
"I'm sure he will," she said quickly before pulling Petunia away from her and looking down at her wrist. Videl pushed a small button on her watch and waited for the screen to flash, but nothing happened. She pushed the button and waited again, but still, nothing happened. "(Insert favorite four letter word here) my watch is broken! No wonder the Captain didn't call me about this! Wait...Where are the police?" Videl looked around the parlor. She saw a few shook up citizens but other than that, no police. Suddenly, she heard a loud snort to her right.
"Hey Videl! What's up?" Gohan asked, walking over to her. Videl rolled her eyes.
"Nothing much Gohan. It's just that I found out that this place was ROBBED."
"Ohhh...So ya heard about the robbery? Yeah, those guys were real mean. They took all the money!" Gohan continued, pulling up his pants in a worried sort of way. Videl rubbed her temples.
"I'm going to the police department. You guys stay here," she said, running out of the parlor. Petunia and Erasa nodded. They walked over to a bench, sat down, and each picked up a Seventeen Magazine. Soon they were lost in the world of trendy fashions, up to date music, and hottie actors. Gohan watched the two blondes as the giggled and swooned over the magazines. Suddenly, a thought struck him.
"I better go help Videl!" Gohan muttered to himself, whipping out his watch and running out of the parlor in the direction that Videl had gone. He pushed a small red button and was immediately clothed in his SaiyaMan outfit. He tugged on the tight black spandex around his neck. "Hehe...Stretchy," SaiyaMan laughed. He took off into the air, trying to find Videl on the busy streets below him. That's when he noticed that the people on the sidewalks weren't walking...They were running. For their lives! SaiyaMan landed in front of a jewelry shop in time to see a gang of men run out of it.
"YEEEE HAW!" one of the men yelled, shooting his gun off into the air. All the men looked like cowboys. They were all wearing red bandanas over their faces, with cowboy boots, cowboy hats...Right down to the spurs and half shaven face. SaiyaMan watched the Cowboy Gang (that's what he decided to call them for now) run around the street, chasing citizens and breaking in various windows to different stores.
"So THAT'S where all the cowboys gone," SaiyaMan muttered. He began to laugh loudly, (snorting while doing so) very amused at his own joke. A nearby cowboy stopped and looked up at SaiyaMan, who was hovering over a parked car.
"Hey! How are ya doin' that?" he asked, lifting up his hat slightly and scratching his head. SaiyaMan noticed the cowboy looking at him.
"Beware cowboy villain man! Heh...SaiyaMan is here! Heh heh...And you shall surely be defeated!" he cried in his superhero voice, his tone going slightly up at the end of the word 'defeated'. The cowboy sweatdropped and waved his hand.
"Sure, yeah kid, whatever. Now me and my guys gotta do some more looting ok?" he said. "A YIPPIE YI YO KI YAE!" the cowboy yelled, shooting a few more rounds off his gun and running over to the bank. (A/N: The previous comment made by the cowboy, the yippie yo what not...I don't know how to spell that so I just sounded it out okaaaay? ^-^) SaiyaMan watched him leave.
"......Oh yeah! I'm not supposed to let him escape!" he suddenly cried. He shot after the man and swiftly kicked him in the legs, sending the cowboy sprawling onto the ground. "You will not escape villain guy man!" SaiyaMan cried, striking a fighting pose. However, the cowboy didn't get up. SaiyaMan stood up and scratched the back of his head. "Oops...I guess I hit him a little too hard," he laughed nervously. A shrill shriek that caused SaiyaMan to wince in pain caught his attention. He looked around the street to see a lot more gangs running around, breaking windows and robbing stores.
"PLEASE REMAIN CALM! THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY!" a voice called out. SaiyaMan turned his head to see a giant jet copter fly past him, going up and down the streets. "I REPEAT! REMAIN CALM!" The jet copter landed on the ground and Videl jumped out, her pigtails flying wildly behind her. SaiyaMan was next to her in an instant.
"Hello there Miss Videl!" he said in his super hero voice. He smiled at her, then his face fell slightly. "Hey, d'ya know what's goin' on here?" SaiyaMan asked, sounding a little stuffed up. "I don't know what's happenin' but everybody is all like...Walehlehlehlehleh!" he cried, shaking his head and making an odd sound with his mouth. Videl sweatdropped.
"Yes SaiyaMan, I do know what's going on," she said. "It turns out that all the gangs in the city have been planning today for years! It's their 'Field Day' today in which they all join forces and run around robbing all the stores they can find," Videl explained. SaiyaMan nodded.
"Yeah, uh huh. That explains all the guys running around robbing every store that they can find," he said, shaking his head. Videl growled.
"THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!" she yelled. SaiyaMan shrank back in fear then quickly regained himself.
"Ahem. Well, we have to stop them!" he cried, once again switching to his hero voice. "Heh heh...I sound so cool when I do that." Videl sighed and shook her head sadly. Suddenly, a mental light bulb (A/N: Oo;) went off in her head.
'Waaait a minute...Gohan started acting like a dork yesterday...And now SaiyaMan is acting strange today...Hmmm...' Videl thought to herself. While she was putting two and two together, (A/N: That equals six! Hehe! Wait...) SaiyaMan sensed that she was starting to figure him out.
'Uh oh...Better do somethin'...And quick!' he told himself. Standing up straight, SaiyaMan took Videl's hands into his and kissed them. "Don't worry Videl. I'll make sure that everything is ok," he said seriously. Videl stared up at him, blushing slightly. SaiyaMan kept his face straight, then snorted, then burst out laughing.
"Wha- What's so funny?!" Videl questioned, outraged. SaiyaMan doubled over, still laughing.
"I-I'm sorry! It's just the way that you looked!" he cried, waving his hands. Videl growled in anger before running back to her jet copter and taking off in it. SaiyaMan was left in the street, practically rolling in laughter. A passing by gang member that was carrying a large stereo stared at the fallen super hero.
"Ya know...Ya really blew it with that chick," he stated. SaiyaMan stopped laughing and got back up to look at the guy.
"Do you think so?" he asked worriedly. The guy nodded.
"Yeah. Ya might wanna do something nice for her...Ya know. Get her some flowers or somethin'," he suggested. SaiyaMan nodded his head vigorously. (A/N: I really need a spell checker...Gretchen: She used mine, and she spelled it right.I mean the word IT. jk)
"That's it! Thanks a lot villain guy!" he exclaimed, starting to lift up into the air. The guy smiled.
"No prob!" he said, starting to walk away again.
"Oh...By the way..."
POW.
The guy fell over, unconscious. SaiyaMan stood over him, dusting off his gloves.
"Heh heh...I am so cool," he told himself.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
POW.
THUNK.
BANG BANG BANG!
"AHHH!"
THUNK.
CRASH!
Videl stood in the middle of the street, panting. She surveyed her handiwork.
"Twenty down..." Videl muttered to herself.
CRASH!
"HAHAHAHA!"
Her shoulders drooped. "About a thousand more to go..." she sighed. Suddenly, Videl felt someone tapping her back. "Yes?" she asked, not turning around. The tapping continued. "YES?" she asked a bit more fiercely. The tapping did not stop. "WHAT D'YA WANT?!?!" Videl yelled, swinging around and hitting the person behind her with her pigtails.
"Ow! Hey! I just wanted to give you these!" SaiyaMan cried, holding up a bouquet of daisies in Videl's face. Videl lowered the flowers roughly.
"What? What fo- fo- ACHOO!" she cried, blowing all the petals away. SaiyaMan looked at the stems and offered them to Videl with a small grin. Videl returned his gesture with a glare.
"Ummm...Here?" SaiyaMan tried again, pushing the stems under her nose. Videl grabbed the remains of the flowers and threw it onto the street, stepping on them. SaiyaMan stared at her as Videl stood back up and dusted off her hands.
"They look a lot better on the ground," she said, shrugging.
"That wasn't very nice." SaiyaMan muttered before taking off into the air to find a better gift. Videl shook her head sadly and turned around to see a girl around 12 years old carrying a large television set.
"What do you think that you're doing?!" Videl asked angrily. The girl looked back at her with wide eyes.
"I'm.Part of a gang?" she asked. Videl sighed.
"What's your name?" she questioned.
"Krissy!" Krissy replied. Suddenly, she sneezed. "I have a cold," she told Videl. Videl nodded. "I'm taking medicine. One of the side effects is kleptomania," Krissy explained. "It means that I take things compulsively," she said quickly, noting the blank look on Videl's face.
"Well.Don't do that!" Videl exclaimed, throwing out her arms. Krissy hung her head.
"I guess I'll get more medicine," she muttered, walking away with the television. "Hey? Can I keep this still?" she asked, turning around. Videl was about to say no when SaiyaMan landed in front of her.
"Hey Videl! Look what I got you!" he cried, holding up a case of thousands of perfectly preserved centipedes. Videl's eyes popped open and her face turned green.
"EW! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" she yelled, smacking the case out of SaiyaMan's hands. "THAT IS SO GROSS!"
"OH NO! MY CENTIPIDES!" SaiyaMan yelled, catching the case inches before it hit the ground. Videl screamed again and ran away. SaiyaMan scratched his helmet in confusion.
"I give up. This girl business is too complicated," he muttered to himself.
"Yeah. I know what ya mean," Krissy said before running away with the t.v. SaiyaMan didn't hear her and he suddenly got a mad glint in his eyes.
"No! I shall never give up! NEVER!" he yelled before, once again, taking off into the air in pursuit of the perfect gift.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"I'm bored."
"Me too."
"What d'ya wanna do?"
"I dunno. What d'you wanna do?"
"Let's go see what Gohan is doing."
"But my mom said not to interfere with cheese!"
".Cheese?"
"Yeah!"
"Goten, what does that have to do with anything?!"
"I dunno.I like cheese."
"That's nice. So do I, but Gohan isn't cheese and I don't like him so let's go!"
"Ok!"
Kim: Whoo hoo! Short chapter AND a bit of a cliffy!
Gohan: You call that making up for delaying your chapter for so long?!
Kim: .Meybe.
Naryana: Neato kabito!
Kabito: -Appears- Yes?
Naryana: Not you! It just rhymes with neato!
Kabito: -Looks sad- Aww.
Kim: Oo; Ummm.
Kabito: -Points to self- I'm pink.
Naryana: That is sad.
-Moment of silence-
Gohan, Naryana, and Kim: PLEASE REVIEW!
Naryana: My story too!!! -Grabs Goten and makes him do the Puppy Dog Face for her-
Gohan: Wait, wait, wait...You mean that you did have an idea, but you forgot about it?
Kim: Yup!
Gohan: Well then...Readers. This is your author.
Kim: Don't y'all feel better now?
Gohan: -Nods- I know that I do.
Kim: -Looks at calendar- I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN TWO WEEKS?!? AHHHH!!! I'M SO SORRY!
Gohan: You'll have to make up for it.
Kim: Oh I will! -Gets odd glint in eye- ON WITH THE CHAPTER!
Disclaimer: I'm running out of freakin' ideas for this freakin' thing...That's freakin'. I own nothin'! Not a freakin' thing! FREAKIN'!!!!!!
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Eight: So THAT'S Where All the Cowboy's Gone...
Videl was walking towards the pizza parlor after school, thinking hard. 'This doesn't make any sense...First Gohan was acting all cool and smooth and romantic...But now he's acting like...Like...' she searched around for a word to describe Gohan. Just then, a boy that was passing by her waved and snorted loudly before walking into a pole. "LIKE THAT!" Videl cried, pointing to the fallen boy. The boy stared up at her, bewildered. Videl yelled before running into the parlor. She was greeted by two blonde headed girls who were crying and hugging each other. (A/N: It's da sisters!)
"Videl!" Petunia cried when she spotted the raven haired teen. "Oh Videl! It's awful!" She ran over and threw her arms around Videl's neck, sobbing. Videl stiffened.
"What's...Wrong?" she asked, patting Petunia's head uncomfortably. Erasa ran over to Videl, wiping tears away from her eyes.
"Videl! It all like, happened so fast! These guys came in and they like, totally robbed us!" she cried. Videl's eyes narrowed.
"You were robbed?!" she asked the still sobbing Petunia. Petunia looked up at her and nodded.
"Matt's going to be so mad," she whispered. Videl laughed nervously.
"I'm sure he will," she said quickly before pulling Petunia away from her and looking down at her wrist. Videl pushed a small button on her watch and waited for the screen to flash, but nothing happened. She pushed the button and waited again, but still, nothing happened. "(Insert favorite four letter word here) my watch is broken! No wonder the Captain didn't call me about this! Wait...Where are the police?" Videl looked around the parlor. She saw a few shook up citizens but other than that, no police. Suddenly, she heard a loud snort to her right.
"Hey Videl! What's up?" Gohan asked, walking over to her. Videl rolled her eyes.
"Nothing much Gohan. It's just that I found out that this place was ROBBED."
"Ohhh...So ya heard about the robbery? Yeah, those guys were real mean. They took all the money!" Gohan continued, pulling up his pants in a worried sort of way. Videl rubbed her temples.
"I'm going to the police department. You guys stay here," she said, running out of the parlor. Petunia and Erasa nodded. They walked over to a bench, sat down, and each picked up a Seventeen Magazine. Soon they were lost in the world of trendy fashions, up to date music, and hottie actors. Gohan watched the two blondes as the giggled and swooned over the magazines. Suddenly, a thought struck him.
"I better go help Videl!" Gohan muttered to himself, whipping out his watch and running out of the parlor in the direction that Videl had gone. He pushed a small red button and was immediately clothed in his SaiyaMan outfit. He tugged on the tight black spandex around his neck. "Hehe...Stretchy," SaiyaMan laughed. He took off into the air, trying to find Videl on the busy streets below him. That's when he noticed that the people on the sidewalks weren't walking...They were running. For their lives! SaiyaMan landed in front of a jewelry shop in time to see a gang of men run out of it.
"YEEEE HAW!" one of the men yelled, shooting his gun off into the air. All the men looked like cowboys. They were all wearing red bandanas over their faces, with cowboy boots, cowboy hats...Right down to the spurs and half shaven face. SaiyaMan watched the Cowboy Gang (that's what he decided to call them for now) run around the street, chasing citizens and breaking in various windows to different stores.
"So THAT'S where all the cowboys gone," SaiyaMan muttered. He began to laugh loudly, (snorting while doing so) very amused at his own joke. A nearby cowboy stopped and looked up at SaiyaMan, who was hovering over a parked car.
"Hey! How are ya doin' that?" he asked, lifting up his hat slightly and scratching his head. SaiyaMan noticed the cowboy looking at him.
"Beware cowboy villain man! Heh...SaiyaMan is here! Heh heh...And you shall surely be defeated!" he cried in his superhero voice, his tone going slightly up at the end of the word 'defeated'. The cowboy sweatdropped and waved his hand.
"Sure, yeah kid, whatever. Now me and my guys gotta do some more looting ok?" he said. "A YIPPIE YI YO KI YAE!" the cowboy yelled, shooting a few more rounds off his gun and running over to the bank. (A/N: The previous comment made by the cowboy, the yippie yo what not...I don't know how to spell that so I just sounded it out okaaaay? ^-^) SaiyaMan watched him leave.
"......Oh yeah! I'm not supposed to let him escape!" he suddenly cried. He shot after the man and swiftly kicked him in the legs, sending the cowboy sprawling onto the ground. "You will not escape villain guy man!" SaiyaMan cried, striking a fighting pose. However, the cowboy didn't get up. SaiyaMan stood up and scratched the back of his head. "Oops...I guess I hit him a little too hard," he laughed nervously. A shrill shriek that caused SaiyaMan to wince in pain caught his attention. He looked around the street to see a lot more gangs running around, breaking windows and robbing stores.
"PLEASE REMAIN CALM! THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY!" a voice called out. SaiyaMan turned his head to see a giant jet copter fly past him, going up and down the streets. "I REPEAT! REMAIN CALM!" The jet copter landed on the ground and Videl jumped out, her pigtails flying wildly behind her. SaiyaMan was next to her in an instant.
"Hello there Miss Videl!" he said in his super hero voice. He smiled at her, then his face fell slightly. "Hey, d'ya know what's goin' on here?" SaiyaMan asked, sounding a little stuffed up. "I don't know what's happenin' but everybody is all like...Walehlehlehlehleh!" he cried, shaking his head and making an odd sound with his mouth. Videl sweatdropped.
"Yes SaiyaMan, I do know what's going on," she said. "It turns out that all the gangs in the city have been planning today for years! It's their 'Field Day' today in which they all join forces and run around robbing all the stores they can find," Videl explained. SaiyaMan nodded.
"Yeah, uh huh. That explains all the guys running around robbing every store that they can find," he said, shaking his head. Videl growled.
"THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!" she yelled. SaiyaMan shrank back in fear then quickly regained himself.
"Ahem. Well, we have to stop them!" he cried, once again switching to his hero voice. "Heh heh...I sound so cool when I do that." Videl sighed and shook her head sadly. Suddenly, a mental light bulb (A/N: Oo;) went off in her head.
'Waaait a minute...Gohan started acting like a dork yesterday...And now SaiyaMan is acting strange today...Hmmm...' Videl thought to herself. While she was putting two and two together, (A/N: That equals six! Hehe! Wait...) SaiyaMan sensed that she was starting to figure him out.
'Uh oh...Better do somethin'...And quick!' he told himself. Standing up straight, SaiyaMan took Videl's hands into his and kissed them. "Don't worry Videl. I'll make sure that everything is ok," he said seriously. Videl stared up at him, blushing slightly. SaiyaMan kept his face straight, then snorted, then burst out laughing.
"Wha- What's so funny?!" Videl questioned, outraged. SaiyaMan doubled over, still laughing.
"I-I'm sorry! It's just the way that you looked!" he cried, waving his hands. Videl growled in anger before running back to her jet copter and taking off in it. SaiyaMan was left in the street, practically rolling in laughter. A passing by gang member that was carrying a large stereo stared at the fallen super hero.
"Ya know...Ya really blew it with that chick," he stated. SaiyaMan stopped laughing and got back up to look at the guy.
"Do you think so?" he asked worriedly. The guy nodded.
"Yeah. Ya might wanna do something nice for her...Ya know. Get her some flowers or somethin'," he suggested. SaiyaMan nodded his head vigorously. (A/N: I really need a spell checker...Gretchen: She used mine, and she spelled it right.I mean the word IT. jk)
"That's it! Thanks a lot villain guy!" he exclaimed, starting to lift up into the air. The guy smiled.
"No prob!" he said, starting to walk away again.
"Oh...By the way..."
POW.
The guy fell over, unconscious. SaiyaMan stood over him, dusting off his gloves.
"Heh heh...I am so cool," he told himself.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
POW.
THUNK.
BANG BANG BANG!
"AHHH!"
THUNK.
CRASH!
Videl stood in the middle of the street, panting. She surveyed her handiwork.
"Twenty down..." Videl muttered to herself.
CRASH!
"HAHAHAHA!"
Her shoulders drooped. "About a thousand more to go..." she sighed. Suddenly, Videl felt someone tapping her back. "Yes?" she asked, not turning around. The tapping continued. "YES?" she asked a bit more fiercely. The tapping did not stop. "WHAT D'YA WANT?!?!" Videl yelled, swinging around and hitting the person behind her with her pigtails.
"Ow! Hey! I just wanted to give you these!" SaiyaMan cried, holding up a bouquet of daisies in Videl's face. Videl lowered the flowers roughly.
"What? What fo- fo- ACHOO!" she cried, blowing all the petals away. SaiyaMan looked at the stems and offered them to Videl with a small grin. Videl returned his gesture with a glare.
"Ummm...Here?" SaiyaMan tried again, pushing the stems under her nose. Videl grabbed the remains of the flowers and threw it onto the street, stepping on them. SaiyaMan stared at her as Videl stood back up and dusted off her hands.
"They look a lot better on the ground," she said, shrugging.
"That wasn't very nice." SaiyaMan muttered before taking off into the air to find a better gift. Videl shook her head sadly and turned around to see a girl around 12 years old carrying a large television set.
"What do you think that you're doing?!" Videl asked angrily. The girl looked back at her with wide eyes.
"I'm.Part of a gang?" she asked. Videl sighed.
"What's your name?" she questioned.
"Krissy!" Krissy replied. Suddenly, she sneezed. "I have a cold," she told Videl. Videl nodded. "I'm taking medicine. One of the side effects is kleptomania," Krissy explained. "It means that I take things compulsively," she said quickly, noting the blank look on Videl's face.
"Well.Don't do that!" Videl exclaimed, throwing out her arms. Krissy hung her head.
"I guess I'll get more medicine," she muttered, walking away with the television. "Hey? Can I keep this still?" she asked, turning around. Videl was about to say no when SaiyaMan landed in front of her.
"Hey Videl! Look what I got you!" he cried, holding up a case of thousands of perfectly preserved centipedes. Videl's eyes popped open and her face turned green.
"EW! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" she yelled, smacking the case out of SaiyaMan's hands. "THAT IS SO GROSS!"
"OH NO! MY CENTIPIDES!" SaiyaMan yelled, catching the case inches before it hit the ground. Videl screamed again and ran away. SaiyaMan scratched his helmet in confusion.
"I give up. This girl business is too complicated," he muttered to himself.
"Yeah. I know what ya mean," Krissy said before running away with the t.v. SaiyaMan didn't hear her and he suddenly got a mad glint in his eyes.
"No! I shall never give up! NEVER!" he yelled before, once again, taking off into the air in pursuit of the perfect gift.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"I'm bored."
"Me too."
"What d'ya wanna do?"
"I dunno. What d'you wanna do?"
"Let's go see what Gohan is doing."
"But my mom said not to interfere with cheese!"
".Cheese?"
"Yeah!"
"Goten, what does that have to do with anything?!"
"I dunno.I like cheese."
"That's nice. So do I, but Gohan isn't cheese and I don't like him so let's go!"
"Ok!"
Kim: Whoo hoo! Short chapter AND a bit of a cliffy!
Gohan: You call that making up for delaying your chapter for so long?!
Kim: .Meybe.
Naryana: Neato kabito!
Kabito: -Appears- Yes?
Naryana: Not you! It just rhymes with neato!
Kabito: -Looks sad- Aww.
Kim: Oo; Ummm.
Kabito: -Points to self- I'm pink.
Naryana: That is sad.
-Moment of silence-
Gohan, Naryana, and Kim: PLEASE REVIEW!
Naryana: My story too!!! -Grabs Goten and makes him do the Puppy Dog Face for her-