Kim: Ack. I am now forced to type my chapters in a closet, on a lap top, seeing that there's a giant mob of angry readers outside this very door.

Gohan: I don't think that all of them are your readers. I think that a few of them are out there because they like to wave various weapons and yell.

Kim: Yeah, we can't forget about them. I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in a while! WRITER'S BLOCK IS SO VERY EVIL.

Gohan: I'll go get the screwdriver...

Kim: No. We won't be needing that this time. I'm just gonna see if I can start typing...

Goten: -Pops out from behind some coats- TYPE LIKE THE WIND KIIIIM!!!

Kim: AHHH! DON'T DO THAT!!!

Goten: Hehe.

Kim: Oh yeah! Before I get started, Gohan, you have to say your line for Squirrel Assassin.

Gohan: Huh? Oh yeah. -Puts on glasses, pulls out a notecard, and clears his throat- This is for you Squirrel Assassin. "WORD UP TO YOUR HOMIE-G'S IN SCOTLAND!!!!!"

Kim: -Applaudes- Beatiful. NOW I SHALL TYYYYPE!!!!

Goten: Whoo!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ? Like, omigosh! I did not like, know that! (But I do own all my original characters. OMIGOSH! That is like, so totally awesome!)

Oh oh oh!!! I just thought of something! I want somebody to see if they can count how many times I use an Elvis song title or lyrics from his songs in this story! If you guess correctly, or are the closest, you'll get the much pined for Golden Medal and Goten plushie! ^^ BOMBS AWAY!!! (I just felt like saying that...)

Oh! And one more thing! I'm going to be chaning my name soon! Yeah, cuz, my name now is Anime Gal, but I only really write for ONE anime...So I'm gonna change it to DBZ Gal or something like that...I know! Somebody review and tell me what you think my new name should be! Whoever wins that ALSO gets a Golden Medal and Goten plushie!!!! ^^



GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter Eleven: The King Has Arrived



Gohan slammed the door to the kitchen and leaned against it. His tail came out from behind him and twitched gently.

"Curse you tail..." Gohan muttered. His furry appendage twitched softly in reply. Gohan sighed and walked over to the counter, where Petunia was pouring melted butter into the blender in order to try and get Bread's hand un-stuck.

"Gohan, could you like, hand me that spatula over there?" Petunia asked Gohan, wiping some sweat from her forehead with one hand. Gohan obeyed and handed the blonde the desired utensil. She stuck the spatula inbetween Bread's hand and the blender and began to wiggle it. A few seconds passed and then...

POP!

Bread looked at his hand, amazed.

"Bread free!" he cried happily. Petunia nodded.

"Now like, never do that again!" she scolded. Bread nodded his head then began to absent mindedly lick his butter covered fingers. Petunia made a disgusted face and turned towards Gohan."Did you like, get Videl's order?" she asked. Gohan nodded.

"I'm going to make it right now," he replied. Petunia smiled at him then went back out of the kitchen. Bread stared at Gohan, still sucking on his fingers. Gohan looked at Bread. "You know...That's not healthy," he said. Bread grinned and laughed stupidly. Suddenly, the door swung open and Ronjit came running into the kitchen. There was a moment of loud screams and breaking glass beyond the door, then it stopped when the door swung shut.

"¡Gohan! ¡Venga rápidamente! ¡Hay tratar loco de impesenators de Elvis de robar la tienda!" Ronjit cried, waving his mop around wildly. Gohan smiled up at him and waved.

"Yeah. Hi Ronjit," he said, turning to the counter and getting ready to start Videl's pizza. Ronjit growled in frustration and tried again.

"¡Hay tratar loco de impesenators de Elvis de robar la tienda!" he yelled. Gohan looked up at him, puzzled.

"I understood loco, which is crazy, and Elvis, who is the king of rock and roll," he said. Ronjit nodded his head then pointed towards the door.

"GO!" he shouted in english. Gohan, now startled, raced out the door from the kitchen. Ronjit shook his head sadly and looked at Bread. "Moron," he muttered. Bread just laughed before plunging his hand back into the blender.

"Oops," he said.

Meanwhile...Outside the kitchen...

Gohan's eyes widened in shock at the scene before him when he ran out of the kitchen. Petunia was behind the counter, with her hands up in the air. In front of her stood about fifteen to twenty men dressed like Elvis. Some of them were the skinny Elvis, others were the fat Elvis.

"Okay sweetie pie...Now gimme all of your money. Uh huh huh," the lead Elvis ordered Petunia, sticking a gun in front of her face. Petunia gulped.

"Like, weren't you guys supposed to have been here like, yesterday?" she asked shakily. The lead Elvis dropped his gun slightly and looked around at his group.

"Whoa...Did we miss the Villan Holiday?" he asked. The other Elvises began to murmmer, looking around at eachother, then the looked back at their leader and shrugged. "Well...Better late than never! Uh huh huh!" Lead Elvis said, turning back to face Petunia. "Now c'mon sweetie! Give me that money and all my dreams fufill!" he yelled. Gohan, still slightly shocked, suddenly snapped back into reality. (A/N: Haha...Reality...)

"Better change so I can help," he muttered to himself, diving back into the kitchen and leaning against the wall. He pressed the small red button on his watch and his SaiyaMan outfit appeared over his uniform. His back arched and he did a little dance in pain before ripping a new hole in the spandex and letting his tail out. Gohan sighed in relief and glanced over at Ronjit, who was banging the blender violently against a wall, still with Bread's hand in it. "Good. They didn't see me," Gohan muttered before running back out to help Petunia. He stopped in his tracks when he saw that Videl was already surrounded by three Elvises, all whom were laying face down on the floor.

"Come and get me!" Videl cried threatningly. One skinny Elvis walked up to her and made kissing noises.

"Hey honey...Let me be your teddy bear," he said. Videl rolled her eyes.

"If that isn't the lamest-" she started, but couldn't finish because suddenly the skinny Elvis was racing towards her, his fist pulled back. Videl dodged to the left just in time, the Elvis' fist missed her head by a few inches. Videl began to swing her leg up behind the Elvis, but he quickly grabbed onto her pigtails, throwing her down onto the ground. SaiyaMan growled.

"Hey! Leave her alone!" he yelled. The skinny Evlis turned around, saw SaiyaMan, and sneered.

"Time for you to return to sender," he scoffed.

"LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS!" SaiyaMan cried angrily. The skinny Elvis charged at SaiyaMan with his arm pulled back into an elbow strike, getting ready to punch. SaiyaMan was too quick however, and did a flip over the Evlis' head. He ran swiftly over to Videl and picked helped her up off the ground.

"HEY! Get back here and fight me ya wimp!" the skinny Elvis called after SaiyaMan. SaiyaMan helped Videl off from the ground, making sure that she was alright, then turned back towards the skinny Elvis.

"Okay. I'll finish you off," he said. The skinny Elvis' eyes widened in shock.

"Oh, no wait...I changed my mind. Please! Don't be cruel!" he cried. SaiyaMan ignored his pleas and made a swift kick to the Elvis impersenator's head, sending him crashing to the floor. He then turned to Lead Elvis, who was staring at him in shock.

"Well, I must admit that I'm all shook up at your abilites guy in green suit. But I still have my money!" he cried, holding up a large bag that was overflowing with green bills. Lead Elvis gestured for his gang to come in front of him. As they did so, Lead Elvis pointed his gun towards Videl. "So, my darling, please surrender. We can live a happy life together!" he said. Videl rolled her eyes.

"Oh please. I'd rather eat a cicada," she replied. Lead Elvis sighed.

"Your loss sweetheart. Well, I bid you farewell! Uh huh huh!" And with that, Lead Elvis ran out the back door of the parlor. Bread walked out of the kitchen and stood in front of the counter.

"Ladies and gentlemen...The King has left the building," he said, gesturing towards the door with his hand that was still stuck in the blender. All the people who had been eating in the parlor stood up and applauded loudly. Bread bowed then went back into the kitchen. Videl started towards the back door, but was quickly cut off by eight Elvises. She growled and ran towards the other door, but again was cut off by six Elvises. In anger, Videl dropped down onto the ground and swung her legs under one of the Elvis' feet, knocking him onto the ground. The rest of the Elvises all gave a yell and charged at Videl, who stuck her fighting pose. SaiyaMan was no where to be seen.

'Great! Mr.Superhero abandoned me!' Videl thought angrily as she swung her fist into one Elvis, then another, and another. She swung around and nailed an Elvis with her pigtails.

"Pigtails of dooooom!" the Elvis shouted before falling back onto the floor. (A/N: I don't get it either. Oo;) Videl shook her head at him and spun back around to face the remaining Elvises. She counted about eight of them that were left standing and sighed.

"Where did that Saiya-jerk go?!" she wondered outloud, nailing an Elvis right in the nose with her elbow. Suddenly, the front door opened and in stepped...SaiyaMan! (A/N: Here he comes to save the daaay...) He was carrying Lead Elvis by the shirt collar and he carefully set him onto the ground. The rest of the gang saw their boss and stopped attacking Videl, who sighed gratefully.

"Now apologize," SaiyaMan ordered Lead Elvis. Lead Elvis grumbled and scuffed his shoes on the ground. "Apologize!" SaiyaMan barked.

"I'm sorry...You can have your money back," Lead Elvis said, handing Videl the sack of money. SaiyaMan smiled and patted Lead Elvis on the back.

"There. Now be a good man and take yourself to jail. And if you don't, I'll track you down and send you there myself," he laughed. Lead Elvis gulped and nodded his head before motioning for his gang to follow him out of the parlor. Soon they were running in the direction of the local prison. Videl went over to Petunia and handed her the sack of money.

"Like, this is like, the fourth time that I've had a gun in my face in like, two days!" the blonde whimpered, opening the cash register and sorting the money back into their respected slots. Videl just laughed.

"Well, I don't think that you have to worry about that as long as you have Gohan working here," she whispered. Petunia looked at her, a puzzled expression on her face. Videl laughed again and walked over to SaiyaMan. "Thanks SaiyaMan, for such a job well done," she said. SaiyaMan gave her a small salute.

"All in a day's work Ms.Videl," he replied. Videl smiled and they stood there in silence for a few moments. SaiyaMan sighed. "Well, I'm going to get back to work," he said. He noticed the look on Videl's face and he continued,"With searching the city. For crime. Because that's what I do. I'm a super hero you know," he said. Videl nodded her head.

"Alright. Bye SaiyaMan," she said, not moving from her spot. SaiyaMan stood there and waited for her to leave. Videl turned around. "Aren't you leaving?" she asked.

"Huh? Oh, oh yeah. I'll be going now," SaiyaMan said, inching away from Videl. Videl nodded and watched him inch his way to the door. "Yup. I'm leaving...Riiight...Now," SaiyaMan said, going out the door. Videl watched him go and laughed quietly to herself.

'I know your secret now Gohan...' she thought happily. '...I think...'

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Goten and Trunks were bouncing off the walls. Literally. Krissy sighed in frustration at her friends.

"Can't you guys sit still! We're playing Scrabble, not Rip Eachother's Heads Off!" she yelled. Trunks and Goten stopped chasing after eachother and growled.

"But this game is more funner!" Goten whined. Trunks gave a hooting laugh.

"Funner isn't a word stupid!" he pointed out. Goten growled.

"Shutup Trunks. Nobody asked you," he snapped. Trunks laughed again. Krissy banged her fists on the Scrabble game, sending consenants and vowles flying every which way.

"Hey! If you guys wanna play some other game, just tell me!" she exclaimed. Goten and Trunks looked at Krissy, their newly grown tails twitching gently behind their backs, and then they looked at eachother.

"RIP EACHOTHER'S HEADS OFF!!" the chibis cried in unison, and with that, they started up their chase game once again. Krissy stood up angrily.

"Fine! Then I'm leaving!" she cried. Trunks stopped in his tracks and Goten was right on top of him, wrapping his hands around his friend's neck and trying to strangle him.

"Cough- Krissy! Cough cough- Don't go!" Trunks cried, attempting to free himself from Goten's grip. Krissy turned around glared at her friends.

"Why not?" she asked.

"B-because...Cough cough...Goten loves you!" Trunks exclaimed. That got Goten to drop his hands from Trunks' throat.

"WHAT?!?!" he and Krissy cried in unison. Trunks nodded his head.

"Yup. Goten, you love Krissy," he hissed, staring at his friend. Goten growled but nevertheless nodded.

"Yes. Krissy, I love you," he said flatly. Krissy began to blush.

"Well...I don't know what to say!" she said, giggling. Goten rolled his eyes, but a little color was beginning to show on his face too. Trunks was grinning.

"Why don't you just stay here and spend a bit more time with us?" he asked. Krissy, still blushing and giggling, nodded her head.

"Okay," she said. Goten glared daggers at his friend.

"I'm going to get you back," he hissed before taking a seat next to Krissy. Trunks just laughed again.





Kim: I'm sorry that it's so short! I have MAJOR writer's block for this chapter and the next idea that I have has to be saved for my NEXT chapter!!!!

Gohan: Oh boo hoo.

Kim: SHUTUP! YOU'RE NOT BEING STALKED BY MANIAC READERS!!!

Goten: Neither am I!

Kim: That's cuz you're too dang cute.

Goten: Hehe. -Smiles-

Kim: Awwww!!

Gohan: KIM! GET UPDATING NOW!!

Kim: OH YEAH!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!

















































































































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True Story

Vince: -Is playing with Kim's Bop-It-Extreme-

Bop-It: Flick it!

Vince: -Flicks it-

Bop-It: Ahhh! You lose!

Vince: What?! I FLICKED IT! -Throws it across the room-

Bop-It: -Hits the wall and falls onto the ground- Beeeeoooocreeeeeshhhh...

Vince: Oops.

Kim: -Turns from the computer- WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! YOU BROKE IT!

Vince: No I didn't. If it was broken it wouldn't be making noise. And it's still making noise.

Bop-It: Beeeooocreeeeshhh...

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