Kim: -Is staring blankly at the screen of her laptop-
Gohan: -Is laying on the floor, slightly twitching-
Kim: ...I've...I've got it!
Gohan: Got what?
Kim: I've got the idea for the next chapter!
-Lights shine and a chorus of angels sing 'hallelujah'-
Kim: -Looks around- Riiight...Okay then! Sorry that I haven't updated readers! I have had major writer's block and have not gotten over it until now! You may have a peeve with me, but I also have a peeve with you...
Gohan: Oooooo...
Kim: I put up some contests on the last chapter and apparently NOBODY noticed! See, does this look familiar?
-Screen goes all wavy as a flashback appears-
Oh oh oh!!! I just thought of something! I want somebody to see if they can count how many times I use an Elvis song title or lyrics from his songs in this story! If you guess correctly, or are the closest, you'll get the much pined for Golden Medal and Goten plushie! ^^ BOMBS AWAY!!! (I just felt like saying that...)
Oh! And one more thing! I'm going to be chaning my name soon! Yeah, cuz, my name now is Anime Gal, but I only really write for ONE anime...So I'm gonna change it to DBZ Gal or something like that...I know! Somebody review and tell me what you think my new name should be! Whoever wins that ALSO gets a Golden Medal and Goten plushie!!!! ^^
-Screen goes wavy again as we return to the present-
Kim: -Shakes head- For shame readers...I trusted you...
Gohan: Don't put your own readers on a guilt trip! You're the one who hasn't updated in forever!
Kim: Shhh!!! They might forget! -Looks around-
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter twelve: I Enjoy Being a Girl...I Think...
"Dad! I'm home!" Videl cried as she opened the front door to the mansion that she lived in. Her voice echoed around the empty entrance room. Videl walked into one room, then the other. "Huh, guess he's not home..." she muttered to herself. She blinked. "And that surprises me why?" Videl yawned and stretched before walking up the long flight of stairs and going into her room. She flicked on the lights when suddenly...
"Hullo Videl sweetie! I haf been waiting for you!"
"Hi Nanko...Sorry that I'm so late, I had to stop a robbery..." Videl's voice trailed off when she looked around her room to see other female servants scattered about. "What's going on?" she asked suspiciously.
'I arranged this Videl,' a small voice said.
"What? Is this my feminine side again?" Videl questioned herself.
'Yup, sure is. And I arranged for Nanko and the other female workers to give you a makeover,' the voice replied. Videl opened her mouth in protest, but quickly shut it.
"Wait, if you're my feminine side, how did you talk to Nanko and the others?" she asked.
'......'
"Well?"
'Let the makeover begin!'
"Huh? Hey, let me go!" Videl cried as three female workers grabbed her arms and dragged her into the bathroom. They tore off her clothes and shoved her into the shower. Videl's teeth chattered as ice cold water poured down on her. "N-n-nanko! Let m-me outt-tt-tta here!" she cried, diving out of the shower and wrapping herself in a towel. Immediatley, four women jumped on Videl with a hairdryer and various combs.
"I'm sorry Miss Videl, but you haf to get your makeover to look pretty for your man," Nanko said, gleefuly watching Videl as she struggled with the other female workers. Nanko giggled and danced over to a tape player. She pressed the play button and some quick music started up. Nanko twirled around before beginning to sing.
"I'm a girl and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my sil-hou-ette is curvy!
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swiv-el-ly and swervy!"
"No I'm not! Nanko!" Videl yelled as the women pushed her into a vanity chair and began putting curlers in her hair. Nanko came up behind Videl and placed her hands on the teen's shoulders.
"I adore being dressed in something frilly-"
"Oh you know that's not true Nanko!" Videl quickly interrupted.
"When my date comes to get me at my place
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy
Like a filly who is ready for the race!"
"What?!"
"When I have a brand hew hair-do
With my eyelashes all in curl
I float as the clouds on air do-"
"I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!" all the women sang in unison. Videl groaned as somebody gripped her head so that she wasn't able to move it. Another woman began to apply make up to Videl's face. Nanko leaped around the bathroom with a long yard of flowy fabric. Some women picked it up and put it into some sewing machines.
"When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearl
I just lap it up like honey-"
"I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!"
"NANKO!" Videl yelled. The women picked up the fabric and wrapped it around Videl, who was forced to put her arms up as the women twirled her around. Nanko walked past a line of women with pins and thread and held up her hand, then put it down. The women began to sew the fabric that was on Videl.
"I flip when a fellow sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace-"
"Like this one Miss Videl!" a random female worker said, nodding. Videl growled at her but was suddenly spun around again.
"I talk on the telephones for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!"
"You're making me sound like Erasa!" Videl protested.
"I'm strictly fe-male, fe-male and I hope I will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl
Like me!
When I have a brand new hair-do
With my eyelashes all in curl
I float as the clouds on air do-"
"I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!"
"Are we in a musical or something?!" Videl cried. The women finished pinning up her dress and sent her back to the vanity, where the curlers were taken out of her hair. Videl gasped at her silky shiny curly hair and face covered in makeup.
"Oooo!" all the women cried happily, some clapping their hands. Videl carefully touched her face and sighed.
"This is really great...Except that it's eleven o' clock at night and I'm going to BED!!" she screamed.
"Awwww..." the women sighed. Nanko shook her head sadly as she stood next to Videl in the mirror.
"That just means that we'll haf to do this again tomorrow," she said. Videl's eyes rolled in the back of her head as she fell out of the chair.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Gohan sighed as he flopped down onto his bed. He was exhausted from the day's events. He shuddered when he imagined Videl's eyes, lit up with sudden knowledge, as he had exited the pizza parlor in his SaiyaMan outfit.
'Does she know?' Gohan asked himself. He gripped the edges of his pillow and put it over his face with a groan. Just then, the door opened and closed. Gohan didn't bother seeing who it was, he simply closed his eyes pretended that he was asleep. Suddenly, a rotting stentch filled his nostrils. "Ugh, what is that smell?" Gohan demanded, sitting up. Goten was standing at the foot of the bed in mid-tiptoe, a dead squirrel hanging limply from his hands.
"Uh...Hi Gohan," the young chibi said in a low voice. Gohan leaned over and turned on the lamp, then let out a surprised gasp. Goten's hair was longer and spikier and his canine teeth had grown out into small points over his lips. His tail was swaying in the air in a hypnotic motion. But what was most surprising was that Goten had blood around his mouth.
"Goten! Why do you have blood on your face? Is that from the squirrel?" Gohan questioned. Goten nodded and grinned.
"Yup. I killed it myself. Wanna bite?" he asked, offering the squirrel to Gohan, who turned it down with a wave of his hand.
"Alright, my next question is...WHY?" Gohan demanded. Goten shrugged.
"I dunno...I just had this urge to go out and kill something," he replied. There was silence for a few moments and Gohan watched in disgust as Goten began to devour the squirrel carcas. The chibi uttered a small burp and threw the bones out of the window before settling in bed next to Gohan.
"Ahhh! BRUSH YOUR TEETH!" Gohan yelled, jumping out of the bed. Goten replied by letting out a loud snore and turning around in the bed. Gohan stood next to the bed, staring at his younger brother. He sighed before picking up his pillow and blanket and making a small bed of his own on the floor.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Matt scurried across the now empty pizza parlor floor, making his way towards the kitchen. He stopped briefly to pick up a few stray peanuts and pop them in his mouth. When Matt was in the kitchen, he ran into the shadows. He kept running until he came upon the familiar form of the oven.
"Maaatt..." a voice hissed through the door of the oven. Matt gulped before putting on a pair of oven mitts, opening the oven, and sliding the rack out that contained the mishapen pizza.
"Master...You wanted to talk to me?" Matt asked nervously.
"Yeeesss...Maaatt....Have we gotten hiiim yet?" the pizza burbled. Matt let out a small whimper.
"Not yet..." he muttered. The pizza let out an aggrivated sigh.
"Maaatt...Our plaaan begins in a feeew daaays...We neeed Gohaaan..." it stated. Matt nodded his head eagerly.
"Yes, yes I know master. I'll get him. I have a master plan," he said. The pizza made a low approving noise and its 'eyes' slowly closed. Matt carefully slid the pizza back into the oven before scurrying away.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Gohan stretched as he walked into the kitchen where Bread had already gotten some ingredients out of a nearby cupboard.
"Why do we have to open so early? Nobody eats pizza in the morning," Gohan complained, rubbing his eyes. Bread smiled.
"Bread invent new breakfast pizza...Yum yum pizza for morning," he said. Gohan scratched his head.
"What do we put on them? Bacon and eggs?" he said jokingly. Bread nodded. "Oh..." A few busy minutes passed in which Gohan and Bread worked hard on the breakfast pizzas. Suddenly, the kitchen door swung open to reveal Dozie. (A/N: Long time no see! V.V;)
"Dozie! Where have you been?" Gohan asked. Dozie shrugged.
"Around," he said in his slow voice.
"How come you haven't been at work?" Gohan asked.
"Reasons," Dozie replied. He pulled up a stool and sat down on it, taking out a cigarette.
"Since when did you take up smoking?" Gohan questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"I didn't...It's made out of chocolate," Dozie said, holding up the cigarette for Gohan to see.
"Ah..." Gohan said. Dozie chewed thoughtfully on the chocolate cigarette before speaking again.
"You know that girl you like Gohan?" he asked. Gohan's head whipped around.
"Videl?!" he asked, his voice cracking. Dozie nodded.
"She's outside right now...She's all dressed up and...pretty lookin'," he said. However, Gohan had ran out of the kitchen right after the first part of Dozie's sentance. Dozie stared after the swinging door then looked back at Bread, who grinned.
'Videl's here...act cool...don't trip...be normal-' Gohan blinked. 'No, don't be normal...' He walked out into the area of the parlor with all the tables and made his way towards Videl, keeping his head low.
"Hi Vide-ahhh!" Gohan exclaimed when he looked up to see Videl wearing make-up and a dress. He stared at her until Videl broke the silence.
"Hi Gohan. How are you today?" she asked in a pleasant voice. Gohan didn't answer. Videl began to get a bit angry and she tried again. "Hi Gohan. How are you today?!" Still no reply from Gohan. Videl stood up and got in front of Gohan's face. "HI GOHAN! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!?!" Gohan snapped out of his trance and smiled weakly.
"I'm fine...um...I gotta go," he said, turning around and walking back into the kitchen. Videl watched his retreating back vanish behind the door and she stamped her foot.
"STUPID DRESS!" she screeched, ripping off one of the sleeves and storming out of the parlor.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Krissy sat beside Trunks on the couch, twiddling her thumbs. Trunks was sprawled out on the cushions. He too had changed. His purple hair was shoulder length and very spiky, and his teeth were grown out so that they resembled fangs. Trunks growled as he looked at his watch.
"Where's Goten?" he muttered to himself. The door opened and Goten came into the room, stumbling slightly over toys that layed on the floor. He took a seat next to Krissy and everything was silent again. Trunks got off the couch and grinned as he looked at Goten and Krissy sitting next to eachother. Krissy had gone a nice shade of pink and she was very stiff. Goten was rolling his eyes and making violent gestures towards Trunks.
'I'm going to rip your head off and boil it in a stew,' Goten mouthed. Trunks simply smirked.
"I'm gonna leave you two alone while I go get us some popcorn before we watch the movie," he said, leaving the room. Goten sighed and glanced at Krissy, who was staring at him. They both looked quickly away.
"So..." Krissy said.
"Yeah," Goten replied. The room fell silent once again.
"So...Is it true that you love me?" Krissy asked. Goten growled.
"Yes. I love you so much Krissy," he said flatly. Krissy giggled then quickly stopped and cleared her throat. Goten rolled his eyes, then he smiled as a plan formed in his head.
"What's wrong Goten?" Krissy asked. Goten grinned.
"Krissy, I can't keep up with this lie. You see, the truth is..." he said, his voice trailing off. He whirled around and looked into Krissy's eyes. "I don't really love you. Trunks does. He said that I loved you so that he could cover up his own feelings," Goten finished. Krissy's eyes widened and her face went red.
"Geez, you boys just adore me don't you?" she said, laughing.
"Yeah, whatever. But you can't tell Trunks that I told you, alright?" Goten said. Krissy nodded.
"My lips are sealed," she promised.
"Good, now gimme me another pill. I feel a sneeze coming on," Goten said, plopping back down onto the couch. Krissy quickly pulled out a bottle and handed a small pill to Goten, who eagerly popped it in his mouth.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Matt hurried around the kitchen, frantically looking for something. He opened a few cupboards, pulled out a few bottles, then ran to another cupboard. After a while, Matt had collected about thirty various bottles and put them in a pile. Dozie had been watching this monkey, wondering what the heck he was doing.
"Bread, do you ever get that feeling that Matt the monkey is smarter than us?" Dozie asked. Bread nodded his head with wide eyes.
"All the time," he replied. Dozie's stare returned to Matt as he ran up to Bread and picked up a massive amount of dough. Matt ran back to his bottles and began to make what looked like a pizza. He dumped all of the contents out of the bottles on top of the pizza when he was done, then quickly put it in the oven. Matt then ran over to a stool and sat on it, patiently waiting. He noticed Dozie's stare and waved at him. Dozie waved back, a bit stunned. Matt sighed and pulled out his wand.
"You will forget all that you've seen except for the pizza. Make all the pizzas like this from now on," he said quickly, giving his wand a wave. Bread and Dozie's face went blank, then back to normal. Bread looked down at the pizza that he had been making and shoved it off the counter. He picked up some dough and began to make the pizza just like Matt had done earlier. Dozie got up off his chair and hurried to help Bread. Matt grinned and gave a small evil laugh before scurrying back out of the kitchen.
Kim: THERE! Sorry that it's so short, but my writer's block is coming back!
Gohan: Oh pathectic excuse...
Kim: Shutup! It's true!
Gohan: Yeah yeah, we know.
Kim: -Glares at Gohan- Alrighty! Please review and I'll be typing the next chappie soon! But only if you review!
Gohan: Are you holding your story for ransom or something?
Kim: Gimme your reviews or you'll never see another chapter again! ...No. I'll keep writing this even if you don't review.
Gohan: And that's the kind of attitude that all authors should have!
Kim: Yup. Oh, don't forget about the contests readers!! See ya later!
Gohan: -Is laying on the floor, slightly twitching-
Kim: ...I've...I've got it!
Gohan: Got what?
Kim: I've got the idea for the next chapter!
-Lights shine and a chorus of angels sing 'hallelujah'-
Kim: -Looks around- Riiight...Okay then! Sorry that I haven't updated readers! I have had major writer's block and have not gotten over it until now! You may have a peeve with me, but I also have a peeve with you...
Gohan: Oooooo...
Kim: I put up some contests on the last chapter and apparently NOBODY noticed! See, does this look familiar?
-Screen goes all wavy as a flashback appears-
Oh oh oh!!! I just thought of something! I want somebody to see if they can count how many times I use an Elvis song title or lyrics from his songs in this story! If you guess correctly, or are the closest, you'll get the much pined for Golden Medal and Goten plushie! ^^ BOMBS AWAY!!! (I just felt like saying that...)
Oh! And one more thing! I'm going to be chaning my name soon! Yeah, cuz, my name now is Anime Gal, but I only really write for ONE anime...So I'm gonna change it to DBZ Gal or something like that...I know! Somebody review and tell me what you think my new name should be! Whoever wins that ALSO gets a Golden Medal and Goten plushie!!!! ^^
-Screen goes wavy again as we return to the present-
Kim: -Shakes head- For shame readers...I trusted you...
Gohan: Don't put your own readers on a guilt trip! You're the one who hasn't updated in forever!
Kim: Shhh!!! They might forget! -Looks around-
GOHAN AND THE MAGIC MONKEY PIZZA PARLOR Chapter twelve: I Enjoy Being a Girl...I Think...
"Dad! I'm home!" Videl cried as she opened the front door to the mansion that she lived in. Her voice echoed around the empty entrance room. Videl walked into one room, then the other. "Huh, guess he's not home..." she muttered to herself. She blinked. "And that surprises me why?" Videl yawned and stretched before walking up the long flight of stairs and going into her room. She flicked on the lights when suddenly...
"Hullo Videl sweetie! I haf been waiting for you!"
"Hi Nanko...Sorry that I'm so late, I had to stop a robbery..." Videl's voice trailed off when she looked around her room to see other female servants scattered about. "What's going on?" she asked suspiciously.
'I arranged this Videl,' a small voice said.
"What? Is this my feminine side again?" Videl questioned herself.
'Yup, sure is. And I arranged for Nanko and the other female workers to give you a makeover,' the voice replied. Videl opened her mouth in protest, but quickly shut it.
"Wait, if you're my feminine side, how did you talk to Nanko and the others?" she asked.
'......'
"Well?"
'Let the makeover begin!'
"Huh? Hey, let me go!" Videl cried as three female workers grabbed her arms and dragged her into the bathroom. They tore off her clothes and shoved her into the shower. Videl's teeth chattered as ice cold water poured down on her. "N-n-nanko! Let m-me outt-tt-tta here!" she cried, diving out of the shower and wrapping herself in a towel. Immediatley, four women jumped on Videl with a hairdryer and various combs.
"I'm sorry Miss Videl, but you haf to get your makeover to look pretty for your man," Nanko said, gleefuly watching Videl as she struggled with the other female workers. Nanko giggled and danced over to a tape player. She pressed the play button and some quick music started up. Nanko twirled around before beginning to sing.
"I'm a girl and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my sil-hou-ette is curvy!
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swiv-el-ly and swervy!"
"No I'm not! Nanko!" Videl yelled as the women pushed her into a vanity chair and began putting curlers in her hair. Nanko came up behind Videl and placed her hands on the teen's shoulders.
"I adore being dressed in something frilly-"
"Oh you know that's not true Nanko!" Videl quickly interrupted.
"When my date comes to get me at my place
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy
Like a filly who is ready for the race!"
"What?!"
"When I have a brand hew hair-do
With my eyelashes all in curl
I float as the clouds on air do-"
"I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!" all the women sang in unison. Videl groaned as somebody gripped her head so that she wasn't able to move it. Another woman began to apply make up to Videl's face. Nanko leaped around the bathroom with a long yard of flowy fabric. Some women picked it up and put it into some sewing machines.
"When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearl
I just lap it up like honey-"
"I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!"
"NANKO!" Videl yelled. The women picked up the fabric and wrapped it around Videl, who was forced to put her arms up as the women twirled her around. Nanko walked past a line of women with pins and thread and held up her hand, then put it down. The women began to sew the fabric that was on Videl.
"I flip when a fellow sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace-"
"Like this one Miss Videl!" a random female worker said, nodding. Videl growled at her but was suddenly spun around again.
"I talk on the telephones for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!"
"You're making me sound like Erasa!" Videl protested.
"I'm strictly fe-male, fe-male and I hope I will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl
Like me!
When I have a brand new hair-do
With my eyelashes all in curl
I float as the clouds on air do-"
"I ENJOY BEING A GIRL!"
"Are we in a musical or something?!" Videl cried. The women finished pinning up her dress and sent her back to the vanity, where the curlers were taken out of her hair. Videl gasped at her silky shiny curly hair and face covered in makeup.
"Oooo!" all the women cried happily, some clapping their hands. Videl carefully touched her face and sighed.
"This is really great...Except that it's eleven o' clock at night and I'm going to BED!!" she screamed.
"Awwww..." the women sighed. Nanko shook her head sadly as she stood next to Videl in the mirror.
"That just means that we'll haf to do this again tomorrow," she said. Videl's eyes rolled in the back of her head as she fell out of the chair.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Gohan sighed as he flopped down onto his bed. He was exhausted from the day's events. He shuddered when he imagined Videl's eyes, lit up with sudden knowledge, as he had exited the pizza parlor in his SaiyaMan outfit.
'Does she know?' Gohan asked himself. He gripped the edges of his pillow and put it over his face with a groan. Just then, the door opened and closed. Gohan didn't bother seeing who it was, he simply closed his eyes pretended that he was asleep. Suddenly, a rotting stentch filled his nostrils. "Ugh, what is that smell?" Gohan demanded, sitting up. Goten was standing at the foot of the bed in mid-tiptoe, a dead squirrel hanging limply from his hands.
"Uh...Hi Gohan," the young chibi said in a low voice. Gohan leaned over and turned on the lamp, then let out a surprised gasp. Goten's hair was longer and spikier and his canine teeth had grown out into small points over his lips. His tail was swaying in the air in a hypnotic motion. But what was most surprising was that Goten had blood around his mouth.
"Goten! Why do you have blood on your face? Is that from the squirrel?" Gohan questioned. Goten nodded and grinned.
"Yup. I killed it myself. Wanna bite?" he asked, offering the squirrel to Gohan, who turned it down with a wave of his hand.
"Alright, my next question is...WHY?" Gohan demanded. Goten shrugged.
"I dunno...I just had this urge to go out and kill something," he replied. There was silence for a few moments and Gohan watched in disgust as Goten began to devour the squirrel carcas. The chibi uttered a small burp and threw the bones out of the window before settling in bed next to Gohan.
"Ahhh! BRUSH YOUR TEETH!" Gohan yelled, jumping out of the bed. Goten replied by letting out a loud snore and turning around in the bed. Gohan stood next to the bed, staring at his younger brother. He sighed before picking up his pillow and blanket and making a small bed of his own on the floor.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Matt scurried across the now empty pizza parlor floor, making his way towards the kitchen. He stopped briefly to pick up a few stray peanuts and pop them in his mouth. When Matt was in the kitchen, he ran into the shadows. He kept running until he came upon the familiar form of the oven.
"Maaatt..." a voice hissed through the door of the oven. Matt gulped before putting on a pair of oven mitts, opening the oven, and sliding the rack out that contained the mishapen pizza.
"Master...You wanted to talk to me?" Matt asked nervously.
"Yeeesss...Maaatt....Have we gotten hiiim yet?" the pizza burbled. Matt let out a small whimper.
"Not yet..." he muttered. The pizza let out an aggrivated sigh.
"Maaatt...Our plaaan begins in a feeew daaays...We neeed Gohaaan..." it stated. Matt nodded his head eagerly.
"Yes, yes I know master. I'll get him. I have a master plan," he said. The pizza made a low approving noise and its 'eyes' slowly closed. Matt carefully slid the pizza back into the oven before scurrying away.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Gohan stretched as he walked into the kitchen where Bread had already gotten some ingredients out of a nearby cupboard.
"Why do we have to open so early? Nobody eats pizza in the morning," Gohan complained, rubbing his eyes. Bread smiled.
"Bread invent new breakfast pizza...Yum yum pizza for morning," he said. Gohan scratched his head.
"What do we put on them? Bacon and eggs?" he said jokingly. Bread nodded. "Oh..." A few busy minutes passed in which Gohan and Bread worked hard on the breakfast pizzas. Suddenly, the kitchen door swung open to reveal Dozie. (A/N: Long time no see! V.V;)
"Dozie! Where have you been?" Gohan asked. Dozie shrugged.
"Around," he said in his slow voice.
"How come you haven't been at work?" Gohan asked.
"Reasons," Dozie replied. He pulled up a stool and sat down on it, taking out a cigarette.
"Since when did you take up smoking?" Gohan questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"I didn't...It's made out of chocolate," Dozie said, holding up the cigarette for Gohan to see.
"Ah..." Gohan said. Dozie chewed thoughtfully on the chocolate cigarette before speaking again.
"You know that girl you like Gohan?" he asked. Gohan's head whipped around.
"Videl?!" he asked, his voice cracking. Dozie nodded.
"She's outside right now...She's all dressed up and...pretty lookin'," he said. However, Gohan had ran out of the kitchen right after the first part of Dozie's sentance. Dozie stared after the swinging door then looked back at Bread, who grinned.
'Videl's here...act cool...don't trip...be normal-' Gohan blinked. 'No, don't be normal...' He walked out into the area of the parlor with all the tables and made his way towards Videl, keeping his head low.
"Hi Vide-ahhh!" Gohan exclaimed when he looked up to see Videl wearing make-up and a dress. He stared at her until Videl broke the silence.
"Hi Gohan. How are you today?" she asked in a pleasant voice. Gohan didn't answer. Videl began to get a bit angry and she tried again. "Hi Gohan. How are you today?!" Still no reply from Gohan. Videl stood up and got in front of Gohan's face. "HI GOHAN! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!?!" Gohan snapped out of his trance and smiled weakly.
"I'm fine...um...I gotta go," he said, turning around and walking back into the kitchen. Videl watched his retreating back vanish behind the door and she stamped her foot.
"STUPID DRESS!" she screeched, ripping off one of the sleeves and storming out of the parlor.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Krissy sat beside Trunks on the couch, twiddling her thumbs. Trunks was sprawled out on the cushions. He too had changed. His purple hair was shoulder length and very spiky, and his teeth were grown out so that they resembled fangs. Trunks growled as he looked at his watch.
"Where's Goten?" he muttered to himself. The door opened and Goten came into the room, stumbling slightly over toys that layed on the floor. He took a seat next to Krissy and everything was silent again. Trunks got off the couch and grinned as he looked at Goten and Krissy sitting next to eachother. Krissy had gone a nice shade of pink and she was very stiff. Goten was rolling his eyes and making violent gestures towards Trunks.
'I'm going to rip your head off and boil it in a stew,' Goten mouthed. Trunks simply smirked.
"I'm gonna leave you two alone while I go get us some popcorn before we watch the movie," he said, leaving the room. Goten sighed and glanced at Krissy, who was staring at him. They both looked quickly away.
"So..." Krissy said.
"Yeah," Goten replied. The room fell silent once again.
"So...Is it true that you love me?" Krissy asked. Goten growled.
"Yes. I love you so much Krissy," he said flatly. Krissy giggled then quickly stopped and cleared her throat. Goten rolled his eyes, then he smiled as a plan formed in his head.
"What's wrong Goten?" Krissy asked. Goten grinned.
"Krissy, I can't keep up with this lie. You see, the truth is..." he said, his voice trailing off. He whirled around and looked into Krissy's eyes. "I don't really love you. Trunks does. He said that I loved you so that he could cover up his own feelings," Goten finished. Krissy's eyes widened and her face went red.
"Geez, you boys just adore me don't you?" she said, laughing.
"Yeah, whatever. But you can't tell Trunks that I told you, alright?" Goten said. Krissy nodded.
"My lips are sealed," she promised.
"Good, now gimme me another pill. I feel a sneeze coming on," Goten said, plopping back down onto the couch. Krissy quickly pulled out a bottle and handed a small pill to Goten, who eagerly popped it in his mouth.
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Matt hurried around the kitchen, frantically looking for something. He opened a few cupboards, pulled out a few bottles, then ran to another cupboard. After a while, Matt had collected about thirty various bottles and put them in a pile. Dozie had been watching this monkey, wondering what the heck he was doing.
"Bread, do you ever get that feeling that Matt the monkey is smarter than us?" Dozie asked. Bread nodded his head with wide eyes.
"All the time," he replied. Dozie's stare returned to Matt as he ran up to Bread and picked up a massive amount of dough. Matt ran back to his bottles and began to make what looked like a pizza. He dumped all of the contents out of the bottles on top of the pizza when he was done, then quickly put it in the oven. Matt then ran over to a stool and sat on it, patiently waiting. He noticed Dozie's stare and waved at him. Dozie waved back, a bit stunned. Matt sighed and pulled out his wand.
"You will forget all that you've seen except for the pizza. Make all the pizzas like this from now on," he said quickly, giving his wand a wave. Bread and Dozie's face went blank, then back to normal. Bread looked down at the pizza that he had been making and shoved it off the counter. He picked up some dough and began to make the pizza just like Matt had done earlier. Dozie got up off his chair and hurried to help Bread. Matt grinned and gave a small evil laugh before scurrying back out of the kitchen.
Kim: THERE! Sorry that it's so short, but my writer's block is coming back!
Gohan: Oh pathectic excuse...
Kim: Shutup! It's true!
Gohan: Yeah yeah, we know.
Kim: -Glares at Gohan- Alrighty! Please review and I'll be typing the next chappie soon! But only if you review!
Gohan: Are you holding your story for ransom or something?
Kim: Gimme your reviews or you'll never see another chapter again! ...No. I'll keep writing this even if you don't review.
Gohan: And that's the kind of attitude that all authors should have!
Kim: Yup. Oh, don't forget about the contests readers!! See ya later!