Author's Notes: I don't wanna go back to school! But I have too. Darn.

Mother Talk

Souta

By deadkitty1

            The weather outside is frightful while globs of dandruff rain from the fluffy clouds. It covered the whole side of Tokyo and children seemed to take this to their advantage. There are also old people outside shoveling the snow of their property and cursing at the little people and their stupid games.

"Hey! You guys! I want you to see this!" yelled Souta along with his other friends.

There he was on top of a huge ramp with a helmet, pillows, and shoes that seem to have ice at the soles of the feet.

"What are you doing up there, young man?!" shouted the mother, "Get down here! EVERYBODY!"

"Souta?" yelled Kagome, "What is this all about? Where did you get that huge ramp?"

"I'll explain everything!" smiled the young people who's suppose to lead us to a better future, "Since mom won't get me a skateboard, I froze the soles of my shoes to create friction when I go down this ramp. I learned all about it in science. I got the ramp from Tony's dad. He's in the ramp business. We're doing a live taping of one of the stunts created by me and we're going to send the tape to um… JACK ASKS!"

"Jack asks?" said the mother confused, "I never heard that show before."

Kagome shook her head, 'You mean JACKASS!'

"Hey, that looks pretty cool," sneered Inuyasha.

"Ah! I used to do outrageous stunts during my young age. Yes, those were the days," sighed the grandfather still shoving the snow.

"Shut up both of you!" shouted the women, "Get down from there, Souta! WE don't care if it's for a TV show!"

All of Souta's friends strapped on his shoes and held him balanced. They secured his helmet safely on the top of his noggin and tied the pillows on his chest, back and lower bottom. As they did that, his mother's voice attracted a very large audience of people.

"I can't hear you!" lied the boy, "You want to see me go down the ramp? Okay! Get the camcorder ready!"

"Check!" said Souta's friends.

"Okay!" Souta too a deep breath, "Push me."

"SOUTA NO!!!" shouted the female residence of the shrine.

With a push, he slid down on the huge ramp and was making "big air." He jumped of the hill and crashed through several snowmen and snowomen. Souta was having so much fun that he forgot about a landing space and was about to crash into a very expensive car! Just as he was about to crash, Inuyasha swooped him out of the way.

"Hey," said a guy, "Was that a bird with ears on its head?"

"No!" frowned a woman, "It's a red Toyota with a new sound system that looks like cat's ears."

"You are both wrong!" shouted a man with a black belt for karate, "It's a guy wearing a red dress that's late for the ball!"

"OH!" said the rest of the clueless people.

"You all right, kid?" asked the dog-eared boy.

"Wow! You saved me! That would have worked better if I put a safe landing space," he said as-a-matter-of-factly.

Inuyasha gently put the boy down on the snow to get beaten up by his mother. There were several claps and whistles from the crowd who saw the stunt.

"Oh! My dear boy!" Kagome's mother then gave her son the "hug of death", "Don't you ever do that again!"

"You stupid!" frowned Kagome and gently gave him a nudge on the shoulder.

"Mom! Your killing my lungs!" choked the little boy.

"Huh? What did I miss?" asked the grandfather who fell asleep on the shoveling and just woke up.

Souta's friends on top of the ramp got down with big smiles on their faces.

"Hey!" they said, "We got all that on film!"

"Give me that!" cried Kagome and took the camcorder away from the little boys."

"Kagome!" complained Souta and his friends.

"Look this has a picture of Inuyasha in it and if everyone knew that he was a… a…" she started to say then whispered, "A demon."

"I think that's a little too late for that, sis," said his brother.

"What do you mean?" said Kagome and started to look over to where Inuyasha was.

All of a sudden the crowd of people gathered around the hero to give him a pet on the back and express their gratitude. There were also a crowd of newscasters and some television crew who were dieing for an interview.

"I have to say, young man that was amazing how you caught that youngster," said a man proudly.

"Is this a real sword?" asked a cute little girl.

"Are those ears and red dress part of your costume to stay undercover?" asked one of the people in the newspaper crew.

"Did you get lost in the desert and had no choice but to eat your shoes since you have none?" asked a TV newscaster.

Kagome looked worried and she had no idea what to do. She then turned to her mother and she just smiled and looked at Souta.

"What?" said the innocent boy giving them the I-didn't-do-nothing look.

"Honey? You caused this entire ruckus. Now, I want you to go in there and do your thing!" smiled his mother as she pushed him in the crowd of people.

"Mom?" asked Kagome, "What's he gonna do? He's well… he's Souta!"

Souta looked lost in the crowd of people, 'What am I suppose to do?' he thought then felt something on his pocket it was a stink bomb and then smiled, 'Oh. I get it now.'

He got ready and then threw the stink bomb at the bottom of the people's feet. Just as he did, people started to say "Eww!", "What's that smell?", "Where did this smoke come from?", "My eyes!"

Souta quickly moved around the crowd and dragged Inuyasha out, "Are you all right? I'm sorry."

Inuyasha's eyes were spinning, "Ooooh! Smell… painful. Get me out… of here!"

"You got it!" Souta said as he dragged him to the well.

"Souta! You did good! Oh poor, Inuyasha," she said piteously.

"Is he going to be okay?" said Souta and his mother.
            "Yeah! He just has a sensitive nose that's all, really," she threw the dog-eared boy over the well, "I have to go now mom! Bye!"

"Honey!" her mother handed her yellow bag, "Don't forget this and makes sure my future son-in-law is better."

"Right!" she said sarcastically.

"Come back again, Inuyasha!" smiled the little boy.
            "I'm going you guys! Bye!" Kagome jumped over on the other side of the well.

Kagome was gone and this left her mother and little brother to talk to.

"Souta," said his mom seriously.

"Mom, how did you know I had stink bombs?" asked the boy.

"Your uncle gave them to you for your birthday last year and I knew you were saving it for your sister's birthday," she said sternly.

"Oh," he said simply.

"Promise never to do that again?" she said.

"Yeah," he crossed his fingers behind her back.

"Good!" smiled his mother, "Now I suggest we go inside and warm up. Now I want to see this TV show, Jack asks!"

The end! Or is it? Yeah I think it's the end unless you want me to write more which I doubt since I'm not that good. Well bye!