A/N: Okay, I think that I'm going to like this story, just to let you all know, who didn't pay attention to my author's note last chapter, I changed what Mrs. Weasley said to Ginny. My very wise friend (Rubyjuls1722) pointed out to me that it was OOC, so I changed it, and now I think its betta! YAY! Ok, ok on with the story.

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Chapter 2: Neener-Neener-Neener-You're a Big Fat Weiner!

By: VirtualFaerie

OH yea! I forgot to dedicate this story to someone! Okay, well this story is dedicated to my bb's Kelsey and Carla!

            "Drakey! Drakey! I want a purdy one!" Raven said as she bounced around the dining room where Draco had got Hopkins to set up a table for interviews. "A purdy one!" She sang and jumped around Draco's chair. Draco rolled his eyes, how was he going to stand this kid all summer?

            "Okay, okay, but you can only have a pretty one if you sit in your chair and be a good girl." Draco said and patted her head awkwardly. She scrunched up her face at him.

            "My mommy says that I'm always a good girl." Raven stuck her tongue out at him. Draco smirked at her and didn't say anything else. He glanced down at his Rolex (A/N: hahahahaha, Drakey has a ROLEX!), it was 1:55. He had to stay in the same room with her for another excruciating FIVE minutes. Raven was now currently playing leap-frog…by herself. Draco winced each time she landed with a big thump on his hardwood floors.

            "Sit down! The pretty ones won't want to stay if you keep hopping around like that." Draco said grinning, Raven stopped in mid-jump and turned to scowl at him. She stomped over to her chair and flopped into it.

            "Der, are you happy now, Mr. Drakey?" Raven said sticking her tongue out at him again. Draco smirked at her again, and glanced at his watch, two o'clock.

            "HOPKINS! Send the first one in!" Draco yelled across the room. Hopkins bowed and scurried out of the room to go get an interviewee. A tall lanky woman with a big nose walked in, Raven immediately scrunched up her nose and shook her head. The lady looked at Draco and her eyes widened instantly.

            "Draco Malfoy?" Draco cocked an eyebrow and nodded.

            "Is there a problem?" He asked somehow being able to look down at her even though she was the one standing up. The woman looked familiar, vaguely.

            "I-er-nothing's wrong, except I don't really think that I want this job any more." She spun on her heel and jogged out of the room. Draco frowned, how rude.

            "Hopkins, what was her name?"

            "Lavender Brown, Master Malfoy." Draco waved his hand and Hopkins scurried off yet again to get another victim er…I mean interviewee.

            This time a very weathered looking old woman, who had several chins and lots of extra skin, this time Draco wrinkled his nose with Raven. She walked over to them slowly and sat down in the chair in front of them. Raven stood up in her chair and leaned over across the table. She flicked the woman's chins and sat back down. The woman looked absolutely outraged. Raven grinned wickedly at Draco and then said in a sing-song voice, "Neener-neener-neener-you're-a-big-fat-weiner!" Draco snorted, but straightened up immediately.

            "Oh, Raven don't do that," He said in a non-convincing tone. The woman didn't say anything; she just stood up and left. "Grrmies," Draco said when she left. "I didn't like her anyways."

            "Me neither!" Raven said crossing her arms. "I hope they all aren't that ugly." Draco chuckled; maybe this little girl could be funny.

            They sat there for another hour, and Raven was fidgeting and becoming more annoying by the second. Another lady had just walked out. "Hopkins, how many more are there?" Draco asked wearily.

            "One sir," came his squeaky reply.

            "Well, then, send her in." Draco un-slouched and rolled his neck as a very short woman with flaming red hair stepped through the doors. She blinked when she saw him, but nevertheless sat down anyways. Draco knew her from somewhere…school? She looked like a Weasley, he smirked. Raven was bopping up and down at his side.

            "OoOOoO, I like this one!" She screeched hitting Draco on the arm, the red-haired girl laughed.

            "Stop that!" Draco snapped. Raven stood up on her chair and turned her backside to him and shook it in his face. Draco shoved her and she almost fell off her chair.

            "That wasn't very nice, Drakey!" The red-haired girl snorted, Raven hit Draco again. "And I do like this one. She's purdy; the other ones were old and had big noses."

            "What's your name?" The red-haired girl asked Raven.

            "My name is Raven Ann Kiln, what's yours?" Raven said stating her name proudly. The girl frowned.

            "My name is Virginia Weasley, but you can you can call me Ginny if you like." Ginny said sweetly.

            Raven clapped her hands, "Dinny! I like Dinny!" Raven giggled so hard she nearly fell out of her chair. Draco rolled his eyes.

            "What's a matter Weasley, did you have to get a job to help support you family?" Draco asked nastily. Raven frowned at him and hit him as hard as she could. "STOP THAT!" Draco bellowed at her, causing Raven to double over with giggles.

            "Well, are you going to hire me or not?" Ginny demanded. Draco rolled his eyes, and Raven stopped giggling and looked pleadingly at Draco.

            "Well, I guess that I'm going to have to, you are the last person, and Raven's insulted everybody else." Draco shrugged.

            "Yay!" Raven climbed off her chair and started a cute little boogie dance, Draco scoffed.

            "Stop it," he said, "You look ridiculous."

            "No, she doesn't," Ginny frowned at him, "It's cute."

            "Well, can you start today, I have to go to work and I can't bring this little bugger." Draco stated nonchalantly. Ginny paused.

            "Yes," she said and Raven ran over to her screaming, "Dinny! Dinny!"

            "I suppose you'll have to go home first to get your things." Draco said prying Raven from Ginny's leg.

            "My things?" Ginny asked confused.

            "That is if you have any," Draco sneered. "You will have to be staying here; I have absolutely no time to look after this kid." Raven punched the back of his knee; evidently she didn't like being called 'kid'. Ginny scowled at the thought of living in the same house as Malfoy.

            "How much are you paying me?" She asked brusquely.

            "Thirty galleons a day," Draco responded immediately.

            "I'll be back in an hour," Ginny said before she disaperated. Draco groaned, another HOUR with this brat.

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