It was a beautiful day in the Western lands of the feudal era. One of
those hot summer days where kids get restless and annoy their parents until
their parents tell them to go outside; then those sent-outside-kids act out
their hyperactivity on each other.
Sesshomaru, first lord of the western lands, walked up to his brother Inu Yasha, the second lord. Sesshomaru approached him. "You sent for me little brother? It better be good."
Inu Yasha looked at him and asked, "Busy, were you?"
"I-" Sesshomaru looked at the bloody knife in his own hand and hastily put it behind his back, though Inu Yasha already saw it. "-I was shampooing the carpets."
"Riiiiiight...." Inu Yasha gave him a funny look and they began to walk toward the courtyard.
"What's so important that you must pull me away from my 'work.'" Sesshomaru asked.
"You've seen my daughter Inu Onna, right?" Inu Yasha asked.
Sesshomaru's eyes flashed and he said almost sarcastically, "Well let me ponder that one, lil' bro. Could she be the silver haired, dog eared seven year old chasing the village children around till they scream for mercy?"
"Uh...." Inu Yasha sweat dropped. "Yeah."
"What about her?" Sesshomaru asked.
Inu Yasha scowled at the grass. "I never realized how a child can wear you out! I don't even remember Shippou being THAT rambunctious! She's loud and mean, and since Kagome's her mother, she's a clever little shit!- Getting into trouble, acting like she's already lady of the land, it's so freaking hard!"
All of a sudden, Rin came ridding by on Kagome's bike, ringing the bike bell. Ever since Kagome taught her how to use it, she practically slept with the pink piece of metal. "WOOOOOHOOOO!!!" she screamed as she rode past. She rang the bike horn again. "Check me out, Chichi-ue!" she popped a wheelie and crashed into a tree.
Sesshomaru looked on with irritation. His eyebrow ticked once. He turned on Inu Yasha, "Welcome to my world!"
Chapter 1: Fiery Introduction
"So this child is a bother to you?" Sesshomaru asked. "Why don't you just kill her?"
Inu Yasha glared at him.
"No need to get hostile, it was just a suggestion." Sesshomaru said. "Don't you have another child along the way?"
Inu Yasha nodded. "Yeah, Kagome's four months in."
Sesshomaru gave him an obvious look. "What's that about? If you can't handle one rugrat, what's the point of adding another one?"
"Well, I-" Inu Yasha looked away sheepishly.
Sesshomaru smirked in understanding. "I see," he said. "No birth control yet you can't keep your hands off of her."
"SHUT UP!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"That's what you get in a physical relationship." Sesshomaru said. "At least when Murisaki cho and I do it we're prepared."
Inu Yasha was starting to vibrate. "And is that why you already have two children?" he asked with rising anger.
"For your information, we thought Rin needed a playmate, a sibling for her to relate to." Sesshomaru said.
Inu Yasha's tongue dripped with sarcasm, "Oh, yeah, and you know all about being a good sibling!"
Sesshomaru frowned calmly at him, "Did you call me here just to complain? I do hate complaining."
"I just wanted to know what I should do with her." Inu Yasha asked. Although he was asking for advice, he didn't want it to sound like he needed help.
"Well obviously killing won't work. You kill your child, your wife kills you." Sesshomaru said. "When your child acts up, you can do one of two things, try to fight her, which probably won't work, send her to obedience school, or go insane and kill your wife and child."
Inu Yasha glared at him again. Sesshomaru just smiled and said, "May I suggest the third idea?"
The hanyo stomped off without another word.
Sesshomaru looked at the knife and said, "I'll just-uh-get back to those carpets."
In the village, three little girls stood tied to separate stakes. A little girl with long, fluffy silver hair walked in. She had a little pink kimono with pictures of white lilies on it. She looked at each little girl with insolent golden eyes and dropped a pile of straw under each girl's stake.
One of the girls said, "Are you sure this game is fun? This rope is cutting off the circulation to my arm."
Inu Onna dusted off her kimono and said, "What are you retarded? 'Witches' is an extremely fun game." She reached into her sash and pulled out a box of matched. She giggled evilly and started trying to light one.
The three girls watched innocently as she struck the box six times only making sparks. "Stupid cardboard!" she growled. When she finally got a flame, she heard the voice of her mother.
"Inu Onna?"
Her heart jumped into her throat and she hid the match behind her back. Kagome walked over and gasped, "Inu Onna!" She looked from her daughter to the three girls on the stakes.
"Hi, Mommy." Inu Onna said, knowing she was in trouble.
"Inu Onna, what do you think you're doing?" Kagome asked.
Inu Onna looked at the three girls who were starting to squirm with discomfort. She looked back at Kagome innocently. "Playing." The flame was starting to climb down the match.
Kagome looked at her disappointedly. "Inu Onna, what did I say about killing your friends?"
Inu Onna looked up at her with puppy dog eyes. "Don't do it?"
"That's right, now go untie them and apologize."
Suddenly, the nerve endings in Inu Onna's fingers screamed with pain. "KYAAA!!" she tossed the match into the air and started sucking on the blisters. The match flipped through the air and landed on a thatched roof.
Kagome looked upward horrified as flames sprang up on it. People started screaming, "It's a raid! The village is under attack!"
Inu Onna stood gaping at the fire in shock. Kagome grabbed her by the hand and ran for it.
Inside of a large open room, (An: you know how the characters travel around and when they go to an expensive place, the rich people are sitting on this step level floor on one side of the room and the people visiting are kneeling in front of them telling them stuff? Anyway, just keep reading) Inu Yasha and Kagome sat together wearing expensive clothes. Inu Onna sat on her forelegs with her hands on her knees. She glanced up at her parents through her bangs. Her mom was giving her a sad, compassionate look, but her dad, well, she didn't like the look in his eyes.
After a few moments of silence, Inu Yasha got up and started to pace. He said, "One match!"
Inu Onna looked up at him sadly. He looked down at her and said, "One match, it burned down three houses! Do you know how much damage you've caused?!"
She looked up at him and said, "I burned three houses?"
"Don't get smart!" he said.
"I'm sorry." She whispered.
"Sorry is not going to repair the houses, it's not going to help those devastated people who lost their homes, sorry isn't going to-!"
"Inu Yasha!"
He turned to look at Kagome. She looked up at him then down at Inu Onna. Inu Onna's eyes were shadowed by her hair. Small trails of tears ran down her cheeks. She raised a hand to rub her eyes and she sniveled.
Inu Yasha kneeled behind her and put a hand on her shoulder. "Why do you cry?" he asked more softly. "Do you cry because you are in trouble, or because you're really sorry?"
Inu Onna stayed looking down at the ground. "I'm sad because I'm in trouble." She said.
Inu Yasha frowned then went back to sit next to Kagome. "You are spoiled, Inu Onna. You're going to have to change your attitude, especially with your new brother or sister coming. You have to set a good example for him or her. Clean up your act, in a month, we will be visiting Sesshomaru and Murasaki cho, and I want you on your best behavior."
Inu Onna nodded solemnly.
"You may leave now." Inu Yasha said.
Inu Yasha stood up and walked out with her head lowered.
When she left, Kagome leaned her head on Inu Yasha's shoulder. Inu Yasha was still looking at the door. "Was I too hard on her?"
"A little in the beginning, she's a very sensitive girl." Kagome said. She squeezed his muscular arm affectionately. He smiled at her and they kissed.
Inu Onna walked down the hall silently. She walked right past servants without them noticing. If she wanted to, she could walk without making any noise at all, not even the floor board shifted. She walked into her room and sat on her mat hugging her knees. Three white cats, one gray cat, and one black cat came out of hiding. A beautiful, fluffy white one came over and sat in front of her. There was another skill that Inu Onna had. She looked up at the white cat with glistening eyes.
The cat tilted her head to the side, 'You look sad, Inu Onna. What's wrong?'
Inu Onna reached out and stroked the cat's fur. It purred with the feel of her soft touch. "Kunnifer, my daddy hates me." She croaked.
'I'm sure he doesn't really hate you.' Kunnifer said. 'What did he do?'
"He yelled at me and told me I was bad." Inu Onna said.
'Did you do any thing bad?' Kunnifer asked.
"I don't know." Inu Onna said and buried her face in her arms. The five cats sat around her purring in comfort. The white cat rubbed against her. 'Is there anything we can do?'
Inu Onna smiled but it looked like a smirk. "Gran'mama say, if you have problem, you make it better." She said. She stood up and walked out of the room.
Kagome laid on her back and Inu Yasha started kissing her neck. He stopped and said, "We shouldn't do this."
She kissed him and that made him start kissing her again. "Why not?" she asked.
"Because," he said between kisses, "It's what got us into this."
Kagome pulled him to her and laughed a little, "We had fun getting there though."
He laughed too and continued to kiss her.
"Mommy? Daddy?"
They stopped and looked up at Inu Onna, standing right in front of them. They looked at each other then back at her. Their making out didn't seem to bother her. "Yes, Inu Onna?" Kagome asked.
She stood there staring. "I was just going to tell you that I'm going to try my hardest to be good for you."
"That's good, dear." Inu Yasha said with haste in his voice. "Good night."
"Good night." Inu Onna said and started walking back to the door. Inu Yasha sighed in his turned off state and sat next to Kagome then as Inu Onna was walking out the door she said, "Sorry for interrupting your intercourse."
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Can you believe that?! She's only seven years old, "Sorry for interrupting your intercourse." Lord!
Anyway, I don't own Inu Yasha. I have used Inu Onna, Murisaki cho and some of the later on names, (It's a spin off, peeps!) But even if you haven't read those, you'll like this story.
Sesshomaru, first lord of the western lands, walked up to his brother Inu Yasha, the second lord. Sesshomaru approached him. "You sent for me little brother? It better be good."
Inu Yasha looked at him and asked, "Busy, were you?"
"I-" Sesshomaru looked at the bloody knife in his own hand and hastily put it behind his back, though Inu Yasha already saw it. "-I was shampooing the carpets."
"Riiiiiight...." Inu Yasha gave him a funny look and they began to walk toward the courtyard.
"What's so important that you must pull me away from my 'work.'" Sesshomaru asked.
"You've seen my daughter Inu Onna, right?" Inu Yasha asked.
Sesshomaru's eyes flashed and he said almost sarcastically, "Well let me ponder that one, lil' bro. Could she be the silver haired, dog eared seven year old chasing the village children around till they scream for mercy?"
"Uh...." Inu Yasha sweat dropped. "Yeah."
"What about her?" Sesshomaru asked.
Inu Yasha scowled at the grass. "I never realized how a child can wear you out! I don't even remember Shippou being THAT rambunctious! She's loud and mean, and since Kagome's her mother, she's a clever little shit!- Getting into trouble, acting like she's already lady of the land, it's so freaking hard!"
All of a sudden, Rin came ridding by on Kagome's bike, ringing the bike bell. Ever since Kagome taught her how to use it, she practically slept with the pink piece of metal. "WOOOOOHOOOO!!!" she screamed as she rode past. She rang the bike horn again. "Check me out, Chichi-ue!" she popped a wheelie and crashed into a tree.
Sesshomaru looked on with irritation. His eyebrow ticked once. He turned on Inu Yasha, "Welcome to my world!"
Chapter 1: Fiery Introduction
"So this child is a bother to you?" Sesshomaru asked. "Why don't you just kill her?"
Inu Yasha glared at him.
"No need to get hostile, it was just a suggestion." Sesshomaru said. "Don't you have another child along the way?"
Inu Yasha nodded. "Yeah, Kagome's four months in."
Sesshomaru gave him an obvious look. "What's that about? If you can't handle one rugrat, what's the point of adding another one?"
"Well, I-" Inu Yasha looked away sheepishly.
Sesshomaru smirked in understanding. "I see," he said. "No birth control yet you can't keep your hands off of her."
"SHUT UP!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"That's what you get in a physical relationship." Sesshomaru said. "At least when Murisaki cho and I do it we're prepared."
Inu Yasha was starting to vibrate. "And is that why you already have two children?" he asked with rising anger.
"For your information, we thought Rin needed a playmate, a sibling for her to relate to." Sesshomaru said.
Inu Yasha's tongue dripped with sarcasm, "Oh, yeah, and you know all about being a good sibling!"
Sesshomaru frowned calmly at him, "Did you call me here just to complain? I do hate complaining."
"I just wanted to know what I should do with her." Inu Yasha asked. Although he was asking for advice, he didn't want it to sound like he needed help.
"Well obviously killing won't work. You kill your child, your wife kills you." Sesshomaru said. "When your child acts up, you can do one of two things, try to fight her, which probably won't work, send her to obedience school, or go insane and kill your wife and child."
Inu Yasha glared at him again. Sesshomaru just smiled and said, "May I suggest the third idea?"
The hanyo stomped off without another word.
Sesshomaru looked at the knife and said, "I'll just-uh-get back to those carpets."
In the village, three little girls stood tied to separate stakes. A little girl with long, fluffy silver hair walked in. She had a little pink kimono with pictures of white lilies on it. She looked at each little girl with insolent golden eyes and dropped a pile of straw under each girl's stake.
One of the girls said, "Are you sure this game is fun? This rope is cutting off the circulation to my arm."
Inu Onna dusted off her kimono and said, "What are you retarded? 'Witches' is an extremely fun game." She reached into her sash and pulled out a box of matched. She giggled evilly and started trying to light one.
The three girls watched innocently as she struck the box six times only making sparks. "Stupid cardboard!" she growled. When she finally got a flame, she heard the voice of her mother.
"Inu Onna?"
Her heart jumped into her throat and she hid the match behind her back. Kagome walked over and gasped, "Inu Onna!" She looked from her daughter to the three girls on the stakes.
"Hi, Mommy." Inu Onna said, knowing she was in trouble.
"Inu Onna, what do you think you're doing?" Kagome asked.
Inu Onna looked at the three girls who were starting to squirm with discomfort. She looked back at Kagome innocently. "Playing." The flame was starting to climb down the match.
Kagome looked at her disappointedly. "Inu Onna, what did I say about killing your friends?"
Inu Onna looked up at her with puppy dog eyes. "Don't do it?"
"That's right, now go untie them and apologize."
Suddenly, the nerve endings in Inu Onna's fingers screamed with pain. "KYAAA!!" she tossed the match into the air and started sucking on the blisters. The match flipped through the air and landed on a thatched roof.
Kagome looked upward horrified as flames sprang up on it. People started screaming, "It's a raid! The village is under attack!"
Inu Onna stood gaping at the fire in shock. Kagome grabbed her by the hand and ran for it.
Inside of a large open room, (An: you know how the characters travel around and when they go to an expensive place, the rich people are sitting on this step level floor on one side of the room and the people visiting are kneeling in front of them telling them stuff? Anyway, just keep reading) Inu Yasha and Kagome sat together wearing expensive clothes. Inu Onna sat on her forelegs with her hands on her knees. She glanced up at her parents through her bangs. Her mom was giving her a sad, compassionate look, but her dad, well, she didn't like the look in his eyes.
After a few moments of silence, Inu Yasha got up and started to pace. He said, "One match!"
Inu Onna looked up at him sadly. He looked down at her and said, "One match, it burned down three houses! Do you know how much damage you've caused?!"
She looked up at him and said, "I burned three houses?"
"Don't get smart!" he said.
"I'm sorry." She whispered.
"Sorry is not going to repair the houses, it's not going to help those devastated people who lost their homes, sorry isn't going to-!"
"Inu Yasha!"
He turned to look at Kagome. She looked up at him then down at Inu Onna. Inu Onna's eyes were shadowed by her hair. Small trails of tears ran down her cheeks. She raised a hand to rub her eyes and she sniveled.
Inu Yasha kneeled behind her and put a hand on her shoulder. "Why do you cry?" he asked more softly. "Do you cry because you are in trouble, or because you're really sorry?"
Inu Onna stayed looking down at the ground. "I'm sad because I'm in trouble." She said.
Inu Yasha frowned then went back to sit next to Kagome. "You are spoiled, Inu Onna. You're going to have to change your attitude, especially with your new brother or sister coming. You have to set a good example for him or her. Clean up your act, in a month, we will be visiting Sesshomaru and Murasaki cho, and I want you on your best behavior."
Inu Onna nodded solemnly.
"You may leave now." Inu Yasha said.
Inu Yasha stood up and walked out with her head lowered.
When she left, Kagome leaned her head on Inu Yasha's shoulder. Inu Yasha was still looking at the door. "Was I too hard on her?"
"A little in the beginning, she's a very sensitive girl." Kagome said. She squeezed his muscular arm affectionately. He smiled at her and they kissed.
Inu Onna walked down the hall silently. She walked right past servants without them noticing. If she wanted to, she could walk without making any noise at all, not even the floor board shifted. She walked into her room and sat on her mat hugging her knees. Three white cats, one gray cat, and one black cat came out of hiding. A beautiful, fluffy white one came over and sat in front of her. There was another skill that Inu Onna had. She looked up at the white cat with glistening eyes.
The cat tilted her head to the side, 'You look sad, Inu Onna. What's wrong?'
Inu Onna reached out and stroked the cat's fur. It purred with the feel of her soft touch. "Kunnifer, my daddy hates me." She croaked.
'I'm sure he doesn't really hate you.' Kunnifer said. 'What did he do?'
"He yelled at me and told me I was bad." Inu Onna said.
'Did you do any thing bad?' Kunnifer asked.
"I don't know." Inu Onna said and buried her face in her arms. The five cats sat around her purring in comfort. The white cat rubbed against her. 'Is there anything we can do?'
Inu Onna smiled but it looked like a smirk. "Gran'mama say, if you have problem, you make it better." She said. She stood up and walked out of the room.
Kagome laid on her back and Inu Yasha started kissing her neck. He stopped and said, "We shouldn't do this."
She kissed him and that made him start kissing her again. "Why not?" she asked.
"Because," he said between kisses, "It's what got us into this."
Kagome pulled him to her and laughed a little, "We had fun getting there though."
He laughed too and continued to kiss her.
"Mommy? Daddy?"
They stopped and looked up at Inu Onna, standing right in front of them. They looked at each other then back at her. Their making out didn't seem to bother her. "Yes, Inu Onna?" Kagome asked.
She stood there staring. "I was just going to tell you that I'm going to try my hardest to be good for you."
"That's good, dear." Inu Yasha said with haste in his voice. "Good night."
"Good night." Inu Onna said and started walking back to the door. Inu Yasha sighed in his turned off state and sat next to Kagome then as Inu Onna was walking out the door she said, "Sorry for interrupting your intercourse."
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Can you believe that?! She's only seven years old, "Sorry for interrupting your intercourse." Lord!
Anyway, I don't own Inu Yasha. I have used Inu Onna, Murisaki cho and some of the later on names, (It's a spin off, peeps!) But even if you haven't read those, you'll like this story.