Disclaimers: Not mine.
A/N: I decided to give this story an epilogue, so hope you all enjoy. And I hope it clears up some stuff
Epilogue
You're probably wondering what happened after me and Angelina got together, right? Well, all right, I'll tell you. You won't like it though.
We were together almost a year when she dumped me. Apparently, she didn't think I was mature enough. That was four years ago. And just last year Angel married some bloody Irishman. She's also six months pregnant.
I, on the other hand, haven't dated anyone since we broke up. George and I opened the joke shop we always planned after our graduation from Hogwarts. He and Alicia have been married since we turned twenty-one, two years now. And I'm all alone.
Now, do you really believe all that? Well, no, I still haven't grown up, reckon I won't ever will. And George is married to Alicia. The rest I just pulled out of my ass.
Angelina didn't dump me. She couldn't do that. I have her wrapped around my finger.
She snorts at me. "No, babe, it's the other way around."
I roll my eyes and while pointing to the door, say, "Out, now."
Angel pretends to pout, but blows me a kiss before sauntering out the door. I watch her leave with greedy even though I know she's doing it on purpose.
Well, I better hurry up and finish this before she decides to do something more productive. Now, where was I?
Oh, yes. We've been married for three years now and she's carrying our first child. She looks even more beautiful than she did in school, but don't tell her that, it'll go to her already big head.
If you came back to see if this was happily ever after, it is. Everybody's happy.
Ron and Hermione got married (like that's a surprise to anyone). They have about five kids. Only joking. They're waiting awhile to have any.
My three older brothers, you know Percy, Bill and Charlie, they're still bachelors. Well, Percy came close, but he and Penelope decided to wait a bit.
My little sister Ginny is engaged to Draco Malfoy, of all people. But he's not as bad as I remember in school. Apparently Gin has a softening effect on him. Ron almost had a heart attack when she showed up with Draco at his wedding.
Even Harry snagged himself a Slytherin. Some girl named Blaise Zabini. She's a hot little dish, too. But you didn't hear me say that. Angel would have my head.
But I hoped you enjoyed my story of a few insignificant weeks in my life. Now I'm going to join my wife. She's taking a bath right now . . .
A/N: I decided to give this story an epilogue, so hope you all enjoy. And I hope it clears up some stuff
Epilogue
You're probably wondering what happened after me and Angelina got together, right? Well, all right, I'll tell you. You won't like it though.
We were together almost a year when she dumped me. Apparently, she didn't think I was mature enough. That was four years ago. And just last year Angel married some bloody Irishman. She's also six months pregnant.
I, on the other hand, haven't dated anyone since we broke up. George and I opened the joke shop we always planned after our graduation from Hogwarts. He and Alicia have been married since we turned twenty-one, two years now. And I'm all alone.
Now, do you really believe all that? Well, no, I still haven't grown up, reckon I won't ever will. And George is married to Alicia. The rest I just pulled out of my ass.
Angelina didn't dump me. She couldn't do that. I have her wrapped around my finger.
She snorts at me. "No, babe, it's the other way around."
I roll my eyes and while pointing to the door, say, "Out, now."
Angel pretends to pout, but blows me a kiss before sauntering out the door. I watch her leave with greedy even though I know she's doing it on purpose.
Well, I better hurry up and finish this before she decides to do something more productive. Now, where was I?
Oh, yes. We've been married for three years now and she's carrying our first child. She looks even more beautiful than she did in school, but don't tell her that, it'll go to her already big head.
If you came back to see if this was happily ever after, it is. Everybody's happy.
Ron and Hermione got married (like that's a surprise to anyone). They have about five kids. Only joking. They're waiting awhile to have any.
My three older brothers, you know Percy, Bill and Charlie, they're still bachelors. Well, Percy came close, but he and Penelope decided to wait a bit.
My little sister Ginny is engaged to Draco Malfoy, of all people. But he's not as bad as I remember in school. Apparently Gin has a softening effect on him. Ron almost had a heart attack when she showed up with Draco at his wedding.
Even Harry snagged himself a Slytherin. Some girl named Blaise Zabini. She's a hot little dish, too. But you didn't hear me say that. Angel would have my head.
But I hoped you enjoyed my story of a few insignificant weeks in my life. Now I'm going to join my wife. She's taking a bath right now . . .