Inu Onna walked down the path, treading across the beaten dirt with
purpose. Her mother was in the ninth month of pregnancy, and that had made
her father become a Superhusband. He was waiting on her hand and foot,
never leaving her unless she had to 6do something personal. Since he
channeled all of his niceness on her, he was a scary monster to everyone
else. This had caused Inu Onna to get extremely grumpy, she was mad at him
for being an intense weirdo, she was mad at everyone else for cowering, and
she was absolutely STEAMING about Hachimitsu trying to steal her friend
Musuko from her!!
Chapter 6: Hello, Baby!
Inu Onna stood ten feet away from Hachimitsu. The sassy wolf demon girl smiled cockily at her and said, "So you actually meant that death threat, did you? I thought you were afraid your daddy was going to get mad at you!" she twisted the second sentence to make it sound like she was calling Inu Onna catwhipped.
"I take orders from no one!" Inu Onna cracked her knuckles. "And I don't let silly wolfs take my friends!" she jumped at Hachimitsu and shouted. "Soul Shattering Iron Claw!" she swiped at her but the wolf demoness jumped out of the way as Inu Onna put a crater in the ground. Hachimitsu kicked her in the face. Inu Onna flew back, recovered fast and jumped at her again screaming. Hachimitsu jumped into the air in a whirlwind and came back down on Inu Onna, but Inu Onna jumped away in time, and punched her in the stomach.
Kagome sat on her bed nervously. Inu Yasha came through the door with a huge bowl of Oden.
"Here you go!" he gave it too her.
Kagome sweat dropped and said, "Actually, Inu Yasha, you just fed me a few minutes ago."
"Are you sure? Because Murisaki cho told me that while you're pregnant you're eating for both yourself and the baby and I wouldn't want either of you to starve so I just brought this-when you get hungry again you should eat it-can I get anything else for you?-hot pad?-green tea?- anything! Just name it!-Maybe I could get you a book?-Or maybe you want some water!"
Kagome sweat dropped again. By the time this was all over, Inu Yasha would be even more tired and worn out then her! "Inu Yasha!" she said. "I'm FINE!!!"
He looked at her for a few seconds then said calmly, "Okay."
Kagome facefaulted and Inu Yasha freaked out.
"Kagome!" he said worriedly and went over to her. "No comedic fall downs while you're in that condition!"
Kagome moaned.
"See!" he said, "You'll hurt yourself!"
She looked up at him in mild pain and said, "No that's not it!"
"What? Do you want the water or the green tea?" he asked standing in front of the door.
Kagome sat up and smiled weakly at him. "No, Inu Yasha, I think it's 'time.'" She rubbed her rounded stomach.
All of the oxygen left his body and the color drained out of Inu Yasha's face, matching his hair.
Miroku and Musuko walked toward Inu Yasha's castle. Miroku looked down at him. "Such a long face, my son." He said. "What ails you?"
Musuko sighed. "Inu Onna and Hachimitsu are fighting over me again." He said.
Miroku's eyes glistened. "Ah, you remind me of a younger Miroku." He said.
Musuko raised an eyebrow at him. "What? Did two girls fight over you, too?"
"Sort of," Miroku smiled strangely. "I used to be quite the ladies mand, before I married your mother. Yes, Sango had to fight her way to have me."
Musuko was finding this hard to believe, "Father?"
"It's true! Why even Lady Kagome was quite fond of me! You should have seen how jealous Inu Yasha was! That both Sango and Kagome fought over me every time the subject arose!"
Okay, he's off in lala land now!! Musuko sighed. T_T
All of a sudden, they heard a scream, "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
It was from all the way inside the castle, but both Miroku and Musuko had to cover there ears.
"Father! What was that!?" Musuko asked.
Miroku looked up at the castle and guessed what was wrong. "Hurry, Musuko!" he started to run off toward the castle with Musuko right behind him.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Inu Yasha held onto Kagome tight as he ran down the halls with her. She was clinging to him, and actually cutting off the circulation to her arms, but he didn't even notice. "It's okay! You're fine! Everything will be okay!" he chanted with a frantic look on his face.
Murisaki cho, who was running next to them wondered if he was telling her that, or saying it to himself. They reached the 'maternity wing,' the place where the midwife was staying until the baby was born. Rin was there to, for she had recently become the midwife's apprentice. Inu Yasha pounded on the door with the side of his fist and the midwife came running to unlatch it. She took one look at Kagome and knew that they weren't roomservice. "Ooooh, dear," the midwife said widening the door. "Bring her inside, quickly." But they were already through the door before she finished her sentence.
"How far apart are the contractions?" the midwife asked.
Kagome screamed again.
Inu Yasha's ears were starting to throb. "The last time she screamed was thirty seconds ago." He said through gritted teeth.
"Fine then, let's get her over here." The midwife said.
Rin, who was polishing the supplies gasped when they came in. (AN: Typo, right there. Do you think they actually knew about germs and sterilization back then?) "Oh, my! I'll get some water!" she jumped up.
"No, Rin!" Murisaki cho said. "I've got this under control, you go tell the rest of the family, they all ought to know."
Rin nodded and raced out the door.
She ran into Musuko and Miroku as she went through the door.
"Rin! How's Kago-" Miroku started.
"The baby's coming out!" Rin shrieked and zoomed past them, "Rin must tell others!!"
Inu Onna breathed heavily and sweat dripped off of her hair, but she was going to keep fighting. She glared at Hachimitsu. The girl was just as tired as she was, but Hachimitsu was smiling evilly. Hachimitsu crossed her arms in the symbol for love in sign language. "Wanna see my newest trick?"
She spread her fingers and said, "Nine inch nails!" and literally, her claws became nine inches long. Inu Onna gaped then growled and charged her again. Hachimitsu flew at her. Inu Onna stepped on the edge of a large stick branch and it flipped up into her hands. She blocked Hachimitsu's claw swipes with the stick, she couldn't help but think, 'Damn, I really need a sword!'
Suddenly Rin ran over, "Inu Onna!" she shouted, obviously not realizing what was going on.
"Rin!" Inu Onna croacked trying to hold Hachimitsu's claws back. "I'm a little busy at the moment!"
"It's the baby! You're new baby brother or sister is about to be born!" Rin said happily.
Suddenly, Inu Onna fell forwards, Hachimitsu had stopped applying pressure to the stick. Hachimitsu looked starry eyed. "A baby! I LOVE babies!"
Rin and Hachimitsu started to run back to the castle. Inu Onna looked up at them, then followed, "Hey! Wait you! What about our dual!?!"
Three hours later, the sound of crying filled the little room. (Not Kagome's crying, the baby's crying) Kagome flopped her head back trying to relax, but after so much pain and work, she wasn't even sure of what 'relax' meant anymore!"
Inu Yasha kissed her all over her neck and face muttering, "You did it!" over and over again. Then she kissed him and smiled, "WE did it!" then they gave each other a longer kissed as Murisaki cho began to clean the crying baby.
"What are you going to name him?" she asked. It was a boy, by the way.
Inu Yasha looked at Kagome then Murisaki cho, so full of fatherly pride. "Inu Otoko." He said.
Ao cho finally finished and handed the whimpering child to Kagome. The baby looked up at her with puffy red eyes. He was born with a full head of black hair, and through the tears, you could see that his eyes were violet. "He's so beautiful." Kagome said. Tears running from her own eyes. She sniffed and tried to shush the baby. She looked up at Inu Yasha, "Would you like to hold him?"
"Huh?" he asked. He looked confused and scared.
She smiled at him and said, "Don't worry! It's just like when Inu Onna was a baby!"
He still looked unsure, "Yeah, but that was a long time ago."
She held the baby out to him, not giving him a chance. As soon as the baby was in his arms, it stopped crying and started to calm down.
Kagome layed back watching with tears of joy.
(AN: Beautiful music in the backround.)
Inu Yasha looked extremely emotional. He closed his eyes and smiled, "I love you, Kagome!" he said.
"I love you too." She whispered.
He smiled down at his son, and when Inu Otoko looked up at him and saw his smile, he smiled back. Inu Yasha flew into the world of fatherhood again, "I'm going to teach him all of my fighting techniques! From Sankon tessou to-"
"You do know that this child is a human?" Murisaki cho asked wiping her hands off on a towel.
Inu Yasha shrugged, "Hey, a lot of half demon's are born human!"
"Shall I rephrase that?" Murisaki cho said. "Inu Otoko is a FULL human."
(AN: Beautiful music stops.)
Inu Yasha's jaw drops and he stands there gawking like an idiot.
"Well," Kagome smiled. "This'll be a new experience!"
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Oh happy day!! ^_________^ Did you like that? Yes, I know it sounds a lot like a part in my story Family Portrait, but this is spinning off of that!! ^_~ Review and tell me what you think!!
Chapter 6: Hello, Baby!
Inu Onna stood ten feet away from Hachimitsu. The sassy wolf demon girl smiled cockily at her and said, "So you actually meant that death threat, did you? I thought you were afraid your daddy was going to get mad at you!" she twisted the second sentence to make it sound like she was calling Inu Onna catwhipped.
"I take orders from no one!" Inu Onna cracked her knuckles. "And I don't let silly wolfs take my friends!" she jumped at Hachimitsu and shouted. "Soul Shattering Iron Claw!" she swiped at her but the wolf demoness jumped out of the way as Inu Onna put a crater in the ground. Hachimitsu kicked her in the face. Inu Onna flew back, recovered fast and jumped at her again screaming. Hachimitsu jumped into the air in a whirlwind and came back down on Inu Onna, but Inu Onna jumped away in time, and punched her in the stomach.
Kagome sat on her bed nervously. Inu Yasha came through the door with a huge bowl of Oden.
"Here you go!" he gave it too her.
Kagome sweat dropped and said, "Actually, Inu Yasha, you just fed me a few minutes ago."
"Are you sure? Because Murisaki cho told me that while you're pregnant you're eating for both yourself and the baby and I wouldn't want either of you to starve so I just brought this-when you get hungry again you should eat it-can I get anything else for you?-hot pad?-green tea?- anything! Just name it!-Maybe I could get you a book?-Or maybe you want some water!"
Kagome sweat dropped again. By the time this was all over, Inu Yasha would be even more tired and worn out then her! "Inu Yasha!" she said. "I'm FINE!!!"
He looked at her for a few seconds then said calmly, "Okay."
Kagome facefaulted and Inu Yasha freaked out.
"Kagome!" he said worriedly and went over to her. "No comedic fall downs while you're in that condition!"
Kagome moaned.
"See!" he said, "You'll hurt yourself!"
She looked up at him in mild pain and said, "No that's not it!"
"What? Do you want the water or the green tea?" he asked standing in front of the door.
Kagome sat up and smiled weakly at him. "No, Inu Yasha, I think it's 'time.'" She rubbed her rounded stomach.
All of the oxygen left his body and the color drained out of Inu Yasha's face, matching his hair.
Miroku and Musuko walked toward Inu Yasha's castle. Miroku looked down at him. "Such a long face, my son." He said. "What ails you?"
Musuko sighed. "Inu Onna and Hachimitsu are fighting over me again." He said.
Miroku's eyes glistened. "Ah, you remind me of a younger Miroku." He said.
Musuko raised an eyebrow at him. "What? Did two girls fight over you, too?"
"Sort of," Miroku smiled strangely. "I used to be quite the ladies mand, before I married your mother. Yes, Sango had to fight her way to have me."
Musuko was finding this hard to believe, "Father?"
"It's true! Why even Lady Kagome was quite fond of me! You should have seen how jealous Inu Yasha was! That both Sango and Kagome fought over me every time the subject arose!"
Okay, he's off in lala land now!! Musuko sighed. T_T
All of a sudden, they heard a scream, "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
It was from all the way inside the castle, but both Miroku and Musuko had to cover there ears.
"Father! What was that!?" Musuko asked.
Miroku looked up at the castle and guessed what was wrong. "Hurry, Musuko!" he started to run off toward the castle with Musuko right behind him.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Inu Yasha held onto Kagome tight as he ran down the halls with her. She was clinging to him, and actually cutting off the circulation to her arms, but he didn't even notice. "It's okay! You're fine! Everything will be okay!" he chanted with a frantic look on his face.
Murisaki cho, who was running next to them wondered if he was telling her that, or saying it to himself. They reached the 'maternity wing,' the place where the midwife was staying until the baby was born. Rin was there to, for she had recently become the midwife's apprentice. Inu Yasha pounded on the door with the side of his fist and the midwife came running to unlatch it. She took one look at Kagome and knew that they weren't roomservice. "Ooooh, dear," the midwife said widening the door. "Bring her inside, quickly." But they were already through the door before she finished her sentence.
"How far apart are the contractions?" the midwife asked.
Kagome screamed again.
Inu Yasha's ears were starting to throb. "The last time she screamed was thirty seconds ago." He said through gritted teeth.
"Fine then, let's get her over here." The midwife said.
Rin, who was polishing the supplies gasped when they came in. (AN: Typo, right there. Do you think they actually knew about germs and sterilization back then?) "Oh, my! I'll get some water!" she jumped up.
"No, Rin!" Murisaki cho said. "I've got this under control, you go tell the rest of the family, they all ought to know."
Rin nodded and raced out the door.
She ran into Musuko and Miroku as she went through the door.
"Rin! How's Kago-" Miroku started.
"The baby's coming out!" Rin shrieked and zoomed past them, "Rin must tell others!!"
Inu Onna breathed heavily and sweat dripped off of her hair, but she was going to keep fighting. She glared at Hachimitsu. The girl was just as tired as she was, but Hachimitsu was smiling evilly. Hachimitsu crossed her arms in the symbol for love in sign language. "Wanna see my newest trick?"
She spread her fingers and said, "Nine inch nails!" and literally, her claws became nine inches long. Inu Onna gaped then growled and charged her again. Hachimitsu flew at her. Inu Onna stepped on the edge of a large stick branch and it flipped up into her hands. She blocked Hachimitsu's claw swipes with the stick, she couldn't help but think, 'Damn, I really need a sword!'
Suddenly Rin ran over, "Inu Onna!" she shouted, obviously not realizing what was going on.
"Rin!" Inu Onna croacked trying to hold Hachimitsu's claws back. "I'm a little busy at the moment!"
"It's the baby! You're new baby brother or sister is about to be born!" Rin said happily.
Suddenly, Inu Onna fell forwards, Hachimitsu had stopped applying pressure to the stick. Hachimitsu looked starry eyed. "A baby! I LOVE babies!"
Rin and Hachimitsu started to run back to the castle. Inu Onna looked up at them, then followed, "Hey! Wait you! What about our dual!?!"
Three hours later, the sound of crying filled the little room. (Not Kagome's crying, the baby's crying) Kagome flopped her head back trying to relax, but after so much pain and work, she wasn't even sure of what 'relax' meant anymore!"
Inu Yasha kissed her all over her neck and face muttering, "You did it!" over and over again. Then she kissed him and smiled, "WE did it!" then they gave each other a longer kissed as Murisaki cho began to clean the crying baby.
"What are you going to name him?" she asked. It was a boy, by the way.
Inu Yasha looked at Kagome then Murisaki cho, so full of fatherly pride. "Inu Otoko." He said.
Ao cho finally finished and handed the whimpering child to Kagome. The baby looked up at her with puffy red eyes. He was born with a full head of black hair, and through the tears, you could see that his eyes were violet. "He's so beautiful." Kagome said. Tears running from her own eyes. She sniffed and tried to shush the baby. She looked up at Inu Yasha, "Would you like to hold him?"
"Huh?" he asked. He looked confused and scared.
She smiled at him and said, "Don't worry! It's just like when Inu Onna was a baby!"
He still looked unsure, "Yeah, but that was a long time ago."
She held the baby out to him, not giving him a chance. As soon as the baby was in his arms, it stopped crying and started to calm down.
Kagome layed back watching with tears of joy.
(AN: Beautiful music in the backround.)
Inu Yasha looked extremely emotional. He closed his eyes and smiled, "I love you, Kagome!" he said.
"I love you too." She whispered.
He smiled down at his son, and when Inu Otoko looked up at him and saw his smile, he smiled back. Inu Yasha flew into the world of fatherhood again, "I'm going to teach him all of my fighting techniques! From Sankon tessou to-"
"You do know that this child is a human?" Murisaki cho asked wiping her hands off on a towel.
Inu Yasha shrugged, "Hey, a lot of half demon's are born human!"
"Shall I rephrase that?" Murisaki cho said. "Inu Otoko is a FULL human."
(AN: Beautiful music stops.)
Inu Yasha's jaw drops and he stands there gawking like an idiot.
"Well," Kagome smiled. "This'll be a new experience!"
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Oh happy day!! ^_________^ Did you like that? Yes, I know it sounds a lot like a part in my story Family Portrait, but this is spinning off of that!! ^_~ Review and tell me what you think!!
