A/N-thank you Lireal for the idea-I've had writers block for the past day
after I finished writing the last chapter-and I think I can tweak your idea
just a bit to go along with the story-thanks again for the idea-it was
great-I practically thought up this whole chapter in church today
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A Vacation in Florida-Chapter 9-that's what you get for messin' with my gal!
"Ok, here's what we are going to do." Ron said to the five other people. "It's called operation: humiliation. Hey! That rhymes!"
"It's nice to know that you just figured out that you have one fourth the skill of a rapper Ron, now will you just tell us the bloody plan?!" Fred said back to him.
"Ok. We are going to have one of the girls figure out why Draco is here in the first place. I mean, why would he just be here alone? Yeah, so-"
"Wait a minute! Who is going to do that?" Ginny asked him.
"Umm.either you or Hermione."
"HELL NO! I am not going to go and sweet talk to Draco after what he did!" Hermione screamed.
"Hermione! Do you want to get back at Draco or what?"
"Ugh, fine then. So you are making me go to him and try and get something out of him. How will I do that?"
"You can use a disguise. He obviously has a thing for you, so if you take your body, a wig, and a nice bikini I think he'll fall for it." Ron replied. Hermione didn't look convinced. "Come on Hermione, do it for me." Ron said, trying to make puppy eyes like Hermione could, but he failed.
"What happens after I find the information?"
"We go to whoever he came here with and dispense some embarrassing photos to them. Then we make copies and paste them around the hotel and hand them out to random people."
"That could go terribly wrong Ron." Ginny said.
"Yeah, but it's the best plan we have." The next day they had plans for a really nice dinner at night, but nothing during the day so they went shopping for the necessary equipment at the nearest mall. The boys where in Victoria's Secret looking at all of the different bikinis for Hermione while Ginny and Hermione where looking at wigs. They had to get two different wigs, one for Hermione for the interrogation with Malfoy, and one for Ginny when she goes to whoever Draco is staying with and shows him the pictures. Hermione and Ginny had a rather fun time looking at all of the fake hair, picked out two blonde wigs, paid for them and went to find the boys. They found the guys right outside Victoria's Secret and then they met Joe and went back to the hotel. Hermione didn't look at the bikini the boys had picked out for her till they got back.
"This is what you picked out for me?!" Hermione said, shaking the bikini furiously at Ron.
"Hermione! I just thought that since I was kind of anxious to see what you would look like in it, more than likely Draco would like you in it too. I stayed true to what you said, it isn't a thong."
"True, but it's practically all strings."
"Hermione." Ron said softly, trying to do the puppy eyes again.
"Ugh, fine! Ginny, are you going to help me put on the wig?"
"Oh yeah! Lets see them!" Harry said to the girls.
They showed him the two blonde wigs and left to go in their room.
Hermione changed into the tiny bikini and wrapped a silk robe around her; she put her chestnut brown curls up in a bun and walked over to Ginny, who had her wig ready to put it on her. After the wig was securely in place Hermione walked over to the mirror to see what she looked like with blonde hair.
"I look like a prostitute."
"Isn't that the point? Surely Draco will look at any girl."
"Yeah.." Hermione pulled out her four-inch heels that surprisingly matched the bikini and then went over to Ron and Harry's room, where the four guys where talking about what they would do with the photos. All of them whistled in unison when she first walked into the room.
"Enough with the whistling, is Draco down there yet?" George looked out the large window, which showed the whole pool area below.
"I see the blonde git's hair. All systems go."
"You'll see us go down by the biggest hot tub and then cuddle up with him and we'll snap the picture." Ron said, which he couldn't believe he actually did say cuddle up with none other than Draco.
Hermione took a deep breath before picking up her towel and her bag before getting on the elevator. She put on her dark sunglasses on the ride down. Hermione took another deep breath before walking out on the patio area to where Draco was lounging on a reclining lawn chair. He was wearing a speedo, Hermione suddenly thought of turning back, but she knew that the others where watching with binoculars out of Ron and Harry's window. She strutted over to the chair beside Draco's and saw his eyes follow her movement. "Got a burger to go with that shake?" He asked her. (A/n-I got that from the little rascals-lol)Hermione just grinned back at him and laid her towel down and then she faced with her back to the chair and let her robe fall slowly down to the ground. She heard Draco whistle just like the boys did earlier. Hermione laid down on her towel and took off her sunglasses, revealing a whole different Hermione; she had on twice as much makeup as she normally wore, which was used so that Draco wouldn't be able to recognize her that much. She grinned at Draco and he struck up a real conversation. "So, beautiful. Can I ask you your name?"
"Are you British?" Hermione said in a fake American accent, trying to distract him so she could think up a unique name.
"Yeah. So what's your name?"
"Ella. And yours?"
"Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." Draco said, very James-Bondish style.
"Draco, would you mind helping me with my sun screen?"
Draco's eyes shot up. "Of course, my lady." He smoothed the lotion all over Hermione; she was flinching at the touch of him. 'Why am I letting him do this to me?!' she thought. 'Stop it! You need to do what Ron said, now cuddle up with him!'
"Ooooh, you have a very soft touch for someone who has humongous muscles. May I?" Hermione said with her hand on his muscle.
"Go right ahead." Draco replied. Hermione felt his arm muscle, then moved lower to his abs. She oohed and awed to make him think she was actually impressed. "It's getting a little chilly out here. Do you mind if I join you on your chair?" Hermione said; she wanted to kill herself for letting it out.
Draco looked very surprised at this, but let her join him on his chair. He put an arm around her waist and laid his head on her's.
"Oh my gosh! She did it! Quick Fred! Take the picture!" Ron said, the five of them where hiding behind some bushes at the largest hot tub and Fred snapped a couple pictures of Draco with his arms around Hermione.
With her head on Draco's stomach she looked over in the direction of where the five others where, she saw a nod from Ron and then looked at her watch.
"So Draco, what are you doing down here in Orlando. Why aren't you in London?"
"Well, my uncle owns this hotel and I'm the main buss boy here. So practically everyone's luggage has been taken up to his or her room by me and everyone knows me from my friendliness. That's the ticket for getting big tips."
"Oh, really, so your uncle owns the hotel? I didn't know." Hermione looked at her watch, "oh goodness, I'm so sorry Draco, but I have to go. I said I would meet my friend at a restaurant in 30 minutes and I have to get ready and get directions. I guess I'll see you around."
"Yeah, I guess. Bye Ella." Draco said, looking disappointed.
Hermione put her towel back in her bag and put her shoes and sunglasses back on. She quickly made her way to the elevator and knocked on Ron's door.
"His uncle owns this hotel. He's the main buss boy, and he said that everyone knows him. This is more than we expected, since everyone at the hotel knows him; they'd be shocked at the pictures that we will show them."
"Now all we need to do is get a picture of Harry laying on Ginny in the same exact position that Hermione was on Draco. We can drop off the film at the photo shop on our way to dinner and then after dinner we can go back to it and edit the pictures." Fred told the others.
"Ok, I'm going to change now." Harry said, he grabbed his trunks from his suitcase (simple navy blue ones, if he got his ones with snitches all over them, Malfoy would see the picture and know who did it). Ginny left to go and get her bikini out of her suitcase too. Fred and George went to get the camera that they left in their room after they raced upstairs after taking the picture. Ron and Hermione where left alone (well, except for Harry changing in the bathroom).
"Untie your robe Hermione, I want to see what you look like in that bikini."
"Ron!"
"Come on Hermione! Draco liked it, I surely as hell will too. And it's not fair if he gets to see you in it and I don't!" Ron whined
"Oh alright." Hermione untied the silky robe and let it fall to the floor. Ron looked her up and down, "You look better in it than I thought you would."
"Aww, how sweet." And she gave Ron a kiss. It was about to turn from a kiss to a make out session but suddenly they where disrupted by Harry coming out of the bathroom.
The group made their way down to the pool area, Draco wasn't there anymore. Harry and Ginny where showed by Hermione where the exact chair she and Draco where lying on and the exact same position. Ron, Fred and George where in the same bush that they had been hiding in before to get the same shot distance and angle.
After they where done everyone went upstairs to change into nice outfits for the fancy dinner that they where going to tonight.
In Hermione and Ginny's room
"Which dress should I wear tonight Gin?" Hermione was holding up two different dresses to show to Ginny.
"Umm. the one on your right." Ginny replied, she was blow-drying her hair. Hermione slipped into the bathroom, changed, and came out to start curling her hair. After Ginny was done with drying she went over to the closet and picked out a nice dress.
In Harry and Ron's room
"What should I wear tonight?" Ron asked Harry.
"Just put on a nice shirt and some nice pants, I'm sure we aren't going to one of those places that requires a tie and jacket." Ron changed into a fairly decent outfit and got the 'ok' from Harry on it. The two made their way over to the girl's room and knocked. Hermione opened it, revealing her baby blue strapped dress and matching heels. Her hair was up in a messy bun, which let some of her curls out. She had on diamond earrings and a matching bracelet. "Oh hi, we aren't quite ready yet, go over to Fred and George's room while we finish up."
"Well hurry up! I'm starving!"
The boys retreated over to Fred and George's room. In about fifteen minutes Ginny and Hermione met them and they went down to the lobby where Joe was waiting for them. "I must say that everyone of you look splendid tonight."
"Thank you Joe." Ginny replied, she was wearing a short forest green dress with sliver heels, which made her as tall as Harry. She had her hair down and straight tonight.
The limo stopped at a nice restaurant, which turned out to be one of the finest places to dine in the city. They all made their way inside.
Stay tuned to see what happens at the dinner and the rest of the gang's prank on Draco *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *
A/N-ok, I had to end it somewhere! That was pretty long-I hope you like it! R/R
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A Vacation in Florida-Chapter 9-that's what you get for messin' with my gal!
"Ok, here's what we are going to do." Ron said to the five other people. "It's called operation: humiliation. Hey! That rhymes!"
"It's nice to know that you just figured out that you have one fourth the skill of a rapper Ron, now will you just tell us the bloody plan?!" Fred said back to him.
"Ok. We are going to have one of the girls figure out why Draco is here in the first place. I mean, why would he just be here alone? Yeah, so-"
"Wait a minute! Who is going to do that?" Ginny asked him.
"Umm.either you or Hermione."
"HELL NO! I am not going to go and sweet talk to Draco after what he did!" Hermione screamed.
"Hermione! Do you want to get back at Draco or what?"
"Ugh, fine then. So you are making me go to him and try and get something out of him. How will I do that?"
"You can use a disguise. He obviously has a thing for you, so if you take your body, a wig, and a nice bikini I think he'll fall for it." Ron replied. Hermione didn't look convinced. "Come on Hermione, do it for me." Ron said, trying to make puppy eyes like Hermione could, but he failed.
"What happens after I find the information?"
"We go to whoever he came here with and dispense some embarrassing photos to them. Then we make copies and paste them around the hotel and hand them out to random people."
"That could go terribly wrong Ron." Ginny said.
"Yeah, but it's the best plan we have." The next day they had plans for a really nice dinner at night, but nothing during the day so they went shopping for the necessary equipment at the nearest mall. The boys where in Victoria's Secret looking at all of the different bikinis for Hermione while Ginny and Hermione where looking at wigs. They had to get two different wigs, one for Hermione for the interrogation with Malfoy, and one for Ginny when she goes to whoever Draco is staying with and shows him the pictures. Hermione and Ginny had a rather fun time looking at all of the fake hair, picked out two blonde wigs, paid for them and went to find the boys. They found the guys right outside Victoria's Secret and then they met Joe and went back to the hotel. Hermione didn't look at the bikini the boys had picked out for her till they got back.
"This is what you picked out for me?!" Hermione said, shaking the bikini furiously at Ron.
"Hermione! I just thought that since I was kind of anxious to see what you would look like in it, more than likely Draco would like you in it too. I stayed true to what you said, it isn't a thong."
"True, but it's practically all strings."
"Hermione." Ron said softly, trying to do the puppy eyes again.
"Ugh, fine! Ginny, are you going to help me put on the wig?"
"Oh yeah! Lets see them!" Harry said to the girls.
They showed him the two blonde wigs and left to go in their room.
Hermione changed into the tiny bikini and wrapped a silk robe around her; she put her chestnut brown curls up in a bun and walked over to Ginny, who had her wig ready to put it on her. After the wig was securely in place Hermione walked over to the mirror to see what she looked like with blonde hair.
"I look like a prostitute."
"Isn't that the point? Surely Draco will look at any girl."
"Yeah.." Hermione pulled out her four-inch heels that surprisingly matched the bikini and then went over to Ron and Harry's room, where the four guys where talking about what they would do with the photos. All of them whistled in unison when she first walked into the room.
"Enough with the whistling, is Draco down there yet?" George looked out the large window, which showed the whole pool area below.
"I see the blonde git's hair. All systems go."
"You'll see us go down by the biggest hot tub and then cuddle up with him and we'll snap the picture." Ron said, which he couldn't believe he actually did say cuddle up with none other than Draco.
Hermione took a deep breath before picking up her towel and her bag before getting on the elevator. She put on her dark sunglasses on the ride down. Hermione took another deep breath before walking out on the patio area to where Draco was lounging on a reclining lawn chair. He was wearing a speedo, Hermione suddenly thought of turning back, but she knew that the others where watching with binoculars out of Ron and Harry's window. She strutted over to the chair beside Draco's and saw his eyes follow her movement. "Got a burger to go with that shake?" He asked her. (A/n-I got that from the little rascals-lol)Hermione just grinned back at him and laid her towel down and then she faced with her back to the chair and let her robe fall slowly down to the ground. She heard Draco whistle just like the boys did earlier. Hermione laid down on her towel and took off her sunglasses, revealing a whole different Hermione; she had on twice as much makeup as she normally wore, which was used so that Draco wouldn't be able to recognize her that much. She grinned at Draco and he struck up a real conversation. "So, beautiful. Can I ask you your name?"
"Are you British?" Hermione said in a fake American accent, trying to distract him so she could think up a unique name.
"Yeah. So what's your name?"
"Ella. And yours?"
"Malfoy, Draco Malfoy." Draco said, very James-Bondish style.
"Draco, would you mind helping me with my sun screen?"
Draco's eyes shot up. "Of course, my lady." He smoothed the lotion all over Hermione; she was flinching at the touch of him. 'Why am I letting him do this to me?!' she thought. 'Stop it! You need to do what Ron said, now cuddle up with him!'
"Ooooh, you have a very soft touch for someone who has humongous muscles. May I?" Hermione said with her hand on his muscle.
"Go right ahead." Draco replied. Hermione felt his arm muscle, then moved lower to his abs. She oohed and awed to make him think she was actually impressed. "It's getting a little chilly out here. Do you mind if I join you on your chair?" Hermione said; she wanted to kill herself for letting it out.
Draco looked very surprised at this, but let her join him on his chair. He put an arm around her waist and laid his head on her's.
"Oh my gosh! She did it! Quick Fred! Take the picture!" Ron said, the five of them where hiding behind some bushes at the largest hot tub and Fred snapped a couple pictures of Draco with his arms around Hermione.
With her head on Draco's stomach she looked over in the direction of where the five others where, she saw a nod from Ron and then looked at her watch.
"So Draco, what are you doing down here in Orlando. Why aren't you in London?"
"Well, my uncle owns this hotel and I'm the main buss boy here. So practically everyone's luggage has been taken up to his or her room by me and everyone knows me from my friendliness. That's the ticket for getting big tips."
"Oh, really, so your uncle owns the hotel? I didn't know." Hermione looked at her watch, "oh goodness, I'm so sorry Draco, but I have to go. I said I would meet my friend at a restaurant in 30 minutes and I have to get ready and get directions. I guess I'll see you around."
"Yeah, I guess. Bye Ella." Draco said, looking disappointed.
Hermione put her towel back in her bag and put her shoes and sunglasses back on. She quickly made her way to the elevator and knocked on Ron's door.
"His uncle owns this hotel. He's the main buss boy, and he said that everyone knows him. This is more than we expected, since everyone at the hotel knows him; they'd be shocked at the pictures that we will show them."
"Now all we need to do is get a picture of Harry laying on Ginny in the same exact position that Hermione was on Draco. We can drop off the film at the photo shop on our way to dinner and then after dinner we can go back to it and edit the pictures." Fred told the others.
"Ok, I'm going to change now." Harry said, he grabbed his trunks from his suitcase (simple navy blue ones, if he got his ones with snitches all over them, Malfoy would see the picture and know who did it). Ginny left to go and get her bikini out of her suitcase too. Fred and George went to get the camera that they left in their room after they raced upstairs after taking the picture. Ron and Hermione where left alone (well, except for Harry changing in the bathroom).
"Untie your robe Hermione, I want to see what you look like in that bikini."
"Ron!"
"Come on Hermione! Draco liked it, I surely as hell will too. And it's not fair if he gets to see you in it and I don't!" Ron whined
"Oh alright." Hermione untied the silky robe and let it fall to the floor. Ron looked her up and down, "You look better in it than I thought you would."
"Aww, how sweet." And she gave Ron a kiss. It was about to turn from a kiss to a make out session but suddenly they where disrupted by Harry coming out of the bathroom.
The group made their way down to the pool area, Draco wasn't there anymore. Harry and Ginny where showed by Hermione where the exact chair she and Draco where lying on and the exact same position. Ron, Fred and George where in the same bush that they had been hiding in before to get the same shot distance and angle.
After they where done everyone went upstairs to change into nice outfits for the fancy dinner that they where going to tonight.
In Hermione and Ginny's room
"Which dress should I wear tonight Gin?" Hermione was holding up two different dresses to show to Ginny.
"Umm. the one on your right." Ginny replied, she was blow-drying her hair. Hermione slipped into the bathroom, changed, and came out to start curling her hair. After Ginny was done with drying she went over to the closet and picked out a nice dress.
In Harry and Ron's room
"What should I wear tonight?" Ron asked Harry.
"Just put on a nice shirt and some nice pants, I'm sure we aren't going to one of those places that requires a tie and jacket." Ron changed into a fairly decent outfit and got the 'ok' from Harry on it. The two made their way over to the girl's room and knocked. Hermione opened it, revealing her baby blue strapped dress and matching heels. Her hair was up in a messy bun, which let some of her curls out. She had on diamond earrings and a matching bracelet. "Oh hi, we aren't quite ready yet, go over to Fred and George's room while we finish up."
"Well hurry up! I'm starving!"
The boys retreated over to Fred and George's room. In about fifteen minutes Ginny and Hermione met them and they went down to the lobby where Joe was waiting for them. "I must say that everyone of you look splendid tonight."
"Thank you Joe." Ginny replied, she was wearing a short forest green dress with sliver heels, which made her as tall as Harry. She had her hair down and straight tonight.
The limo stopped at a nice restaurant, which turned out to be one of the finest places to dine in the city. They all made their way inside.
Stay tuned to see what happens at the dinner and the rest of the gang's prank on Draco *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- *
A/N-ok, I had to end it somewhere! That was pretty long-I hope you like it! R/R