A/N-I'm updating today since we have a snow day down here even though it only snowed a centimeter and I have nothing else to do.well, I do have this big biology test to be studying for..oh well!-enjoy! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

A Vacation in Florida-Chapter 11-Karaoke

The group got in casual clothing and hopped in the limo and where on their way to the karaoke bar.

"Harry, you are going to sing a duet with me right?" Ginny asked her boyfriend.

Nervously Harry answered, "of course honey."

"Yay! And I know just the song!"

They arrived at The Treble Clef and went inside. After a good dinner, Fred and George ordered drinks for the others while they found a table closer to the stage. Ginny and Hermione where looking through the big book with all of the songs listed. Five minutes later, a young, tall guy with bulging muscles walked up on stage and grabbed the microphone.

"Ok ladies and gents, we are about to start karaoke here and we already have our first contestant. Tell us your name lovely lady and what you are going to be singing."

"I'm Ginny and I'll be singing 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor."

"Any special reason why you are singing that song?"

"Umm.not really, I just like it."

"Okay! Well, here is Ginny singing 'I will survive!'"

"First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live

without you by my side

But I spent so many nights

thinking how you did me wrong

I grew strong

I learned how to carry on

and so you're back

from outer space

I just walked in to find you here

with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second

you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door

just turn around now

'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye

you think I'd crumble

you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as i know how to love

I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to fall apart

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of my broken heart

and I spent oh so many nights

just feeling sorry for myself

I used to cry

Now I hold my head up high

and you see me

somebody new

I'm not that chained up little person

still in love with you

and so you felt like dropping in

and just expect me to be free

now I'm saving all my loving

for someone who's loving me"

"Wow! Good job Ginny! Okay, now our next contestant is a young small boy who is here on vacation."

"Who are you calling small?" "You! And it's the truth! Okay, lets get this over with munchkin. State your name and what you are gonna sing."

"I'm Draco (a/n-damn it not again! Yes, Draco is a stalker everyone!) and I'm going to be singing 'All or Nothing' by O-Town."

"Any special reason why?"

"Yes, I'd like to dedicate this song to Hermione. I love you Hermione. And I want the relationship between us to be more than friends."

"Oh for god's sakes Draco! Stop saying that we are friends and that we like each other! I hate you and I'll never like you at all!" Hermione screamed from the audience, a lot of people where staring.

"Ummm, Draco, are you still willing to go through with this even though it looks as if you'll get a beating after you are done?"

"Hell yeah! This one is for you Hermione.

I know when he's been on your mind

That distant look is in your eyes

I thought with time you'd realize it's over, over

It's not the way I choose to live

And something somewhere's gotta give

A share in this relationship gets older, older

You know I'd fight for you but how could I fight someone who isn't even there

I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you I don't care if that's not fair

Cuz I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all

There are time it seems to me

I'm sharing you with memories

I feel it in my heart but I don't show it , show it

Then there's times you look at me

As thought I'm all that you could see

Those times I don't believe it's right I know it , know it

Don't make me promises baby you never did know how to keep them well

I had the rest of you now I want the best of you it's time to show and tell

Cuz I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all

Cuz you and I

Could lose it all if you've got no more room

Nowhere inside for me in your life

Cuz I want it all

Or Nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

It's now or never

Is it all

Or Nothing at all

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all."

Harry was about to grab Draco and give him what he deserved but before he could even walk over near the stage Hermione leapt up on stage and started beating up Draco. She was royally pissed at him this time. She had held it back all of these years but now her rage had come out. It took five people to hold back Hermione from ripping Draco's head off. She had nearly did it, he had a bloody nose and a black eye before they where finally separated.

"Wow, I don't think anyone should be messing with Hermione for the rest of the night. Okay, lets have our next contestant."

"Hi I'm Ron and I'm going to be singing 'baby got back' by Sir Mix A Lot."

"I need to ask, why this song?"

"Well, I just wanted to do something that people wouldn't expect me to do. And I'm not saying anything by singing this Hermione, your rump is nice and small." Hermione's face went a dark shade of scarlet. Ron took center stage and began to sing.

Oh my god

Becky, look at her butt

It is so big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guys

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

It's just out there

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so black I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Make Me so horny

Ooh, all of that smooth skin

You say you wanna get in my benz

Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines

Saying flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)

Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

Baby got back (LA face with an Oakland booty) I like 'em round and big

And when I'm throwin a gig

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home

And - huh, double up - huh huh

I aint talkin bout playboy

Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mixalot's in trouble

Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Watchin' these bimbos walkin like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna - huh

Til the break of dawn

I got it goin on

Alot of pimps won't like this song

Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back (LA face with an Oakland booty) Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Cosmo and got notin to do with my selection

36-24-33

Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda

Playin workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin

And I'm thinkin bout stickin

To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You aint it miss thing

Give me a sista I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

Cuz his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And pulled up quick to get with 'em

So ladies if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back"

"Ok, good job Ron. Next is Draco again. Ugh. What are you singing now?"

"I'm gonna sing Puddle of Mud, 'She hates me' and of course, it's about Hermione again."

"Well, this time you got it right Draco." Hermione said.

"Met a girl

Thought she was grand

Fell in love

Found out first hand

Went well for a week or two

Then it all came unglued

In a trap

Trip I can't grip

Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip

Then I started to realize

I was living one big lie

She fuckin' hates me

Trust

She fuckin' hates me

La la la love

I tried too hard

And she tore my feelings like I had none

And ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour

After that, her shit got sour

She took all I ever had

No sign of guilt

No feeling of bad, no

In a trap

Trip I can't grip

Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip

Then I started to realize

I was living one big lie

She fuckin' hates me

Trust

She fuckin' hates me

La la la love

I tried too hard

And she tore my feelings like I had none

And ripped them away

That's my story

As you see

Learned my lesson

And so did she

Now it's over

And I'm glad

Cuz I'm a fool for all I said

She fuckin' hates me

Trust

She fuckin' hates me

La la la love

I tried too hard

And she tore my feelings like I had none

And ripped them away"

"I have to say that was your best performance Draco." The announcer said. "Now get outta here!"

Stay tuned to see the duet from Ginny and Harry and Hermione's performance!

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A/N-That was getting kinda long-I'll have the second part up in a little- R/R!