A/N-Lireal~I got those lyrics from a website-they are the original lyrics
from Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive"-I think the lyrics you where talking
about where from the version that Cake re-made of the song and changed the
words.-just to clear things up from that
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Disclaimer-I don't own the songs and I didn't own any of the songs in the
last chapter either-and I don't own any Harry Potter characters-
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A Vacation in Florida-Chapter 12-More singing!
Draco hopped off stage and sat at a table by himself. The announcer guy came back up on stage and grabbed the mic.
"Ok, now, our next performer is Harry!" even though a majority of the audience didn't know who the hell Harry was they shouted and clapped for him-just for the hell of it.
"Umm..Hi, I'm Harry and I'm going to do the song 'Blowing Me Up With Her Love' by JC Chaze"
"Aww, this must be a special song for a special someone."
"Yeah, this is for Ginny." Ginny blushed a shade similar to her hair. "Saw you 'round the other day
Shorty she was all the way
Looked like you were feeling me
So I had to come and see
Girlie wasn't trying to hate
But she had the demonstrate
(That) she was the queen to be
But she couldn't find the chemistry
I say I-I-I I can't lose you
I-I-I (noooooo)
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh, uh uh uh
She was blowing me up with her love
uh uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh uh
Girl it's just the sexy way
You back yourself into me
You're more than just a pretty face
You're better than a fantasy
Come on baby don't hate on me
I know what you're feeling for me
You can't fight it 'cause you want me
Don't you resist or you'll be sorry
So tell me what's it gonna take
You got me all bent out of shape
Thinking 'bout you all day
So why you gonna make me wait
I say I-I-I I can't lose you no no
I-I-I woah oh ohhh
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh oh, uh uh oh
Blowing me up with her love
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh uh, uh uh uh
She was blowing me up with her love
There's just something about you baby
It's taken me over, I want you to know
~at this point where the music goes really fast Harry started a freaky dance that Ginny had no idea that Harry could do-he even had back up dancers~
Now it's on tonight
She took all control
Turned off all the lights
And she said, 'don't you want to?', uh
Feeling shorty
She was leaning on me
Getting horny
Maybe we'll get naughty
Look at shorty
She was leaning on me
Getting horny
Maybe we'll get naughty
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh oh, uh uh oh
She was blowing me up with her love
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh oh, uh uh oh
Blowing me up with her love
She moves across the floor
I can't get enough
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh uh, uh uh uh
Blowing me up with her love."
Everyone started to clap for Harry after his stupendous performance-the five others where surprised at how well Harry could sing.
"Bravo Harry! Okay, now we must have our next fine performer up here. And it's none other than...Hermione!" Everyone went crazy again and clapped their little hearts out (probably thinking that Hermione would beat them up if they didn't). "What song are you gonna do tonight for us?"
"I'm going to sing 'Everywhere' by Michelle Branch because I just like the song."
"Take it away Hermione!"
"Turn it inside out
So I can see
The part of you
That's drifting over me
And when I wake
You're never there
But when I sleep
You're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me
How I got this far
Just tell me
Why you're here
And who you are
'Cause every time I look
You're never there
And every time I sleep
You're always there
'Cause you're
Everywhere to me
And when
I close my eyes
It's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
Whoa whoa
I'm not alone
I recognize the way
You make me feel
It's hard to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now
The water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain
Away from me
Away from me
Repeat chorus
I am not alone
Whoa, oh, ooh, oh
And when
I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never
Comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so
'Cause you're
Everywhere to me
And when
I close my eyes
It's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're
Everywhere to me
And when
I catch my breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
Whoa whoa
Oh, you're in
Everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?"
Like they did for Harry, everyone burst into applause again and Hermione took her seat at the table.
"Okay, we have a duet now. You've already seen each of these people's talents, and now you are going to see them combined. Give it up for Harry and Ginny!"
"Hi, we are going to sing 'The Elephant Medley' from Moulin Rouge." Ginny told the audience, which once again, burst into applause.
Harry: Love is a many splendor thing, love
Lift us up where we belong
All you need is love
Ginny: Please, don't start that again
Harry: All you need is love
Ginny: A girl has got to eat
Harry: All you need is love
Ginny: Or she'll end up on the streets
Harry: All you need is love
Ginny: Love is just a game
Harry: I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
Ginny: The only way of lovin' me baby
Is to pay a lovely fee
Harry: Just one night
Give me just one night
Ginny: There's no way
'Cause you can't pay
Harry: In the name of love
One night in the name of love
Ginny: You crazy fool
I won't give in to you
Harry: Don't, leave me this way
I can't survive
Without your sweet love
Oh baby, don't leave me this way
Ginny: You'd think that people
Would have had enough of silly love songs
Harry: I look around me
And I see it isn't so, oh no
Ginny: Some people wanna fill
The world with silly love songs
Harry: Well, what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know
'Cause, here I go again!
Love lift us up where we belong
Where eagles fly on a mountain high
Ginny Love makes us act like we are fools
Throw our lives away
For one happy day
Harry: We could be heroes
Just for one day
Ginny: You, you will be mean
Harry: No, I won't
Ginny: And I, I'll drink all the time
Harry: We should be lovers
Ginny: We can't do that
Harry: We should be lovers
And that's a fact
Ginny: No, nothing will keep us together
Harry: We could steal time
Just for one day
Both: We could be heroes
Forever and ever
We could be heroes
Forever and ever
We could be heroes
Harry: Just because I will always love you
Ginny: I...
Both: Can't help loving...
Harry: you.
Ginny: How wonderful life is Both: Now, you're in the world.
"Wow! Good job you two! Now, remember, after these next two groups, which happen to both be duets, we will let everyone in the bar judge on who they want to win the contest. Contest? When did I come up with that? Oh well, anyways, our next performers are another duet, here are Ron and Hermione!".More applause..
"We are gonna be singing 'I got you babe' by Sonny and Cher."
[Hermione:] They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
[Ron:] Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
[Ron:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[Hermione:] They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
[Ron:] I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
[Ron:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[Ron:] I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
[Hermione:] And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
[Hermione:] So let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
[Ron:] Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
[Ron:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[Ron:] I got you to hold my hand
[Hermione:] I got you to understand
[Ron:] I got you to walk with me
[Hermione:] I got you to talk with me
[Ron:] I got you to kiss goodnight
[Hermione:] I got you to hold me tight
[Ron:] I got you, I won't let go
[Hermione:] I got you to love me so
[BOTH:] I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
"Wow! Way to bring back the oldie! Now, for our last performers. Fred and George!" The audience went as crazy as one could get, who knows why.
"Well, hello everyone. We are going to be singing 'Fuck A Dog' by Blink 182"
"Interesting song boys, why did you pick this one?"
"Er.we just think the song is fuckin' hilarious!" George told the announcer guy.
"Take it away!"
~A/N!~ I have to say-I did rate this fic PG-13-and there is swearing-so beware! If you don't like this song or think it's disgusting or anything just don't read the song! Please don't take those kinds of things out on the author! It's not nice!
"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
(that's right kids)
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
(and his ass)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
but I found the dog
ah, that was no pirate man
that was thy own sister!
(he's a Mexican pirate)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fuckin' dog
Fuck you"
"Good job boys! Now, we will have the judging for who knows what. Everyone cast your votes for the best performers, may it be Ginny? Ron? Draco? (Everyone knows that's a big HELL NO!), The duet groups of Harry and Ginny? Or Hermione and Ron? Harry by himself? Or Fred and George? You decide!"
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A/N-please place your vote in your review and I'll have the winner with the next update!
A Vacation in Florida-Chapter 12-More singing!
Draco hopped off stage and sat at a table by himself. The announcer guy came back up on stage and grabbed the mic.
"Ok, now, our next performer is Harry!" even though a majority of the audience didn't know who the hell Harry was they shouted and clapped for him-just for the hell of it.
"Umm..Hi, I'm Harry and I'm going to do the song 'Blowing Me Up With Her Love' by JC Chaze"
"Aww, this must be a special song for a special someone."
"Yeah, this is for Ginny." Ginny blushed a shade similar to her hair. "Saw you 'round the other day
Shorty she was all the way
Looked like you were feeling me
So I had to come and see
Girlie wasn't trying to hate
But she had the demonstrate
(That) she was the queen to be
But she couldn't find the chemistry
I say I-I-I I can't lose you
I-I-I (noooooo)
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh, uh uh uh
She was blowing me up with her love
uh uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh uh
uh uh uh uh uh
Girl it's just the sexy way
You back yourself into me
You're more than just a pretty face
You're better than a fantasy
Come on baby don't hate on me
I know what you're feeling for me
You can't fight it 'cause you want me
Don't you resist or you'll be sorry
So tell me what's it gonna take
You got me all bent out of shape
Thinking 'bout you all day
So why you gonna make me wait
I say I-I-I I can't lose you no no
I-I-I woah oh ohhh
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh oh, uh uh oh
Blowing me up with her love
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh uh, uh uh uh
She was blowing me up with her love
There's just something about you baby
It's taken me over, I want you to know
~at this point where the music goes really fast Harry started a freaky dance that Ginny had no idea that Harry could do-he even had back up dancers~
Now it's on tonight
She took all control
Turned off all the lights
And she said, 'don't you want to?', uh
Feeling shorty
She was leaning on me
Getting horny
Maybe we'll get naughty
Look at shorty
She was leaning on me
Getting horny
Maybe we'll get naughty
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh oh, uh uh oh
She was blowing me up with her love
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh oh, uh uh oh
Blowing me up with her love
She moves across the floor
I can't get enough
She was disco lights on a Friday night
She moves across the floor
She was oh so tight like dynamite
Blowin' me up with her love
She was on the phone with me all night long
I just can't get enough
She was uh uh uh, uh uh uh
Blowing me up with her love."
Everyone started to clap for Harry after his stupendous performance-the five others where surprised at how well Harry could sing.
"Bravo Harry! Okay, now we must have our next fine performer up here. And it's none other than...Hermione!" Everyone went crazy again and clapped their little hearts out (probably thinking that Hermione would beat them up if they didn't). "What song are you gonna do tonight for us?"
"I'm going to sing 'Everywhere' by Michelle Branch because I just like the song."
"Take it away Hermione!"
"Turn it inside out
So I can see
The part of you
That's drifting over me
And when I wake
You're never there
But when I sleep
You're everywhere
You're everywhere
Just tell me
How I got this far
Just tell me
Why you're here
And who you are
'Cause every time I look
You're never there
And every time I sleep
You're always there
'Cause you're
Everywhere to me
And when
I close my eyes
It's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
Whoa whoa
I'm not alone
I recognize the way
You make me feel
It's hard to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now
The water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain
Away from me
Away from me
Repeat chorus
I am not alone
Whoa, oh, ooh, oh
And when
I touch your hand
It's then I understand
The beauty that's within
It's now that we begin
You always light my way
I hope there never
Comes a day
No matter where I go
I always feel you so
'Cause you're
Everywhere to me
And when
I close my eyes
It's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
'Cause you're
Everywhere to me
And when
I catch my breath
It's you I breathe
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
Whoa whoa
Oh, you're in
Everyone I see
So tell me
Do you see me?"
Like they did for Harry, everyone burst into applause again and Hermione took her seat at the table.
"Okay, we have a duet now. You've already seen each of these people's talents, and now you are going to see them combined. Give it up for Harry and Ginny!"
"Hi, we are going to sing 'The Elephant Medley' from Moulin Rouge." Ginny told the audience, which once again, burst into applause.
Harry: Love is a many splendor thing, love
Lift us up where we belong
All you need is love
Ginny: Please, don't start that again
Harry: All you need is love
Ginny: A girl has got to eat
Harry: All you need is love
Ginny: Or she'll end up on the streets
Harry: All you need is love
Ginny: Love is just a game
Harry: I was made for lovin' you baby
You were made for lovin' me
Ginny: The only way of lovin' me baby
Is to pay a lovely fee
Harry: Just one night
Give me just one night
Ginny: There's no way
'Cause you can't pay
Harry: In the name of love
One night in the name of love
Ginny: You crazy fool
I won't give in to you
Harry: Don't, leave me this way
I can't survive
Without your sweet love
Oh baby, don't leave me this way
Ginny: You'd think that people
Would have had enough of silly love songs
Harry: I look around me
And I see it isn't so, oh no
Ginny: Some people wanna fill
The world with silly love songs
Harry: Well, what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know
'Cause, here I go again!
Love lift us up where we belong
Where eagles fly on a mountain high
Ginny Love makes us act like we are fools
Throw our lives away
For one happy day
Harry: We could be heroes
Just for one day
Ginny: You, you will be mean
Harry: No, I won't
Ginny: And I, I'll drink all the time
Harry: We should be lovers
Ginny: We can't do that
Harry: We should be lovers
And that's a fact
Ginny: No, nothing will keep us together
Harry: We could steal time
Just for one day
Both: We could be heroes
Forever and ever
We could be heroes
Forever and ever
We could be heroes
Harry: Just because I will always love you
Ginny: I...
Both: Can't help loving...
Harry: you.
Ginny: How wonderful life is Both: Now, you're in the world.
"Wow! Good job you two! Now, remember, after these next two groups, which happen to both be duets, we will let everyone in the bar judge on who they want to win the contest. Contest? When did I come up with that? Oh well, anyways, our next performers are another duet, here are Ron and Hermione!".More applause..
"We are gonna be singing 'I got you babe' by Sonny and Cher."
[Hermione:] They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
[Ron:] Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
[Ron:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[Hermione:] They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
[Ron:] I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
[Ron:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[Ron:] I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
[Hermione:] And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
[Hermione:] So let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
[Ron:] Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
[Ron:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe
[Ron:] I got you to hold my hand
[Hermione:] I got you to understand
[Ron:] I got you to walk with me
[Hermione:] I got you to talk with me
[Ron:] I got you to kiss goodnight
[Hermione:] I got you to hold me tight
[Ron:] I got you, I won't let go
[Hermione:] I got you to love me so
[BOTH:] I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
"Wow! Way to bring back the oldie! Now, for our last performers. Fred and George!" The audience went as crazy as one could get, who knows why.
"Well, hello everyone. We are going to be singing 'Fuck A Dog' by Blink 182"
"Interesting song boys, why did you pick this one?"
"Er.we just think the song is fuckin' hilarious!" George told the announcer guy.
"Take it away!"
~A/N!~ I have to say-I did rate this fic PG-13-and there is swearing-so beware! If you don't like this song or think it's disgusting or anything just don't read the song! Please don't take those kinds of things out on the author! It's not nice!
"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
(that's right kids)
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
(and his ass)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
but I found the dog
ah, that was no pirate man
that was thy own sister!
(he's a Mexican pirate)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fuckin' dog
Fuck you"
"Good job boys! Now, we will have the judging for who knows what. Everyone cast your votes for the best performers, may it be Ginny? Ron? Draco? (Everyone knows that's a big HELL NO!), The duet groups of Harry and Ginny? Or Hermione and Ron? Harry by himself? Or Fred and George? You decide!"
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A/N-please place your vote in your review and I'll have the winner with the next update!