Again, if you want to read the stories that this story spawned from, they
go as in order:
1, Inu Onna: A Feudal Fairytale
2, Namida of the Misma
3, Family Portrait
Yeah, so, you'll like the ending. I know you will! ^_^
Chapter 17: Child of Enlightenment
Inu Onna's eighth birthday came. She received presents from many people in the land, as apology for sending an angry mob on her and sentencing her to death. She didn't care. She rushed out after the party and found little Musuko meditating on a rock by the serf's fields. She went over bitch slapped him upside the head.
"Hey!" he said giving her a confused look.
"Why weren't you at my party, Monk?! Is it too much to ask to have my friends see me on my day of age?!" she huffed and sat cross legged next to the rock.
He glanced down at her then pulled a box out of his robes. "Here." He held it out too her. It was a box FULL of chocolates. Inu Onna laughed menacingly and started eating them all at once.
"Uh, I don't know if you should be doing that." Musuko said warningly.
Then Inu Onna got up again on her sugar high. "WAHAHAHAHAAA!! Let's go on an adventure Musuko! Find us our own evil demons to beat up, some blood to shead and broken pieces of glass to collect!!"
He wined, "Do we have to-"
"Of course we have to!!!" she started to shake violently. Her tiny body couldn't handle all of the energy. "MUST HAVE EXCITEMENT!!"
Musuko looked at her a little freaked out. Thanks to him, she spent the rest of the afternoon making scenes, reeking havoc, and running amuck!
Things had gone pretty well since the incident. Inu Onna walked back to everyone, presenting her unharmed little brother, and looking really cool in the process!
Apparently, Kohaku was Sango's long lost little brother. And When Naraku left him, he forfeited his control over the boy. Sango let Kohaku chose what he wanted to do in life. He decided to become a priest at Miroku's temple and write poetry about nature and love.
When they all got back and the village was told the story, a bunch of beautiful women came flocking! Shippou and Shio looked at each other and grinned. They started to tell them about "the eight foot, poison slashing, battle crashing scorpion demons who tried to kill, but were no match for them!"
Miroku watched this display and smiled, "Ah, to be young and single!" he mused.
Sango glared at the womanizing the two kitsunes were doing, "And perverted." She added.
Inu Yasha and Kagome had had a long argument about whether "Feh" or "Ne-chan" was Inu Otoko's first word.
"I'm telling you, 'feh' was his first word!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"Nooooo, 'feh' was is first arrogant grunt!" Kagome shouted and pointed at him. "And I'm sure there is more on the way! I swear! He's going to grow up to be just like you!" and when she thought about it she shudder cold chills. It kept her awake for six weeks. ^^ ;;;
Namida was free and she went to go live in the buddist temple in another part of Japan. Apparently, Miroku had some family over there. His uncle and his cousin's son, Botan.
Inu Yasha sat down on the side of a hill with Inu Onna sitting next to him. She was still a little hyper from earlier. She was shaking but she was able to sit down at least. She looked up at her father, now that she had the opportunity to ask, "Daddy, what is hanyo?"
He looked down at her for a few seconds then looked out at the landscape and said, "A hanyo just means that a person is half demon and half human."
Inu Onna looked up at him surprised. 'Well that was basic!' she thought irritatedly. Then she asked, "Is it bad to be hanyo?"
Then Kagome came over holding Inu Otoko. "Being hanyo is deffinately not bad."
Both dog eared persons turned their heads to look at her as she and the human son smiled. "Being one means that you have the strength and power of a demon, and the kind heart of a human."
Inu Onna looked from one parent to the other. Maybe it was the bright and sunny day, or the caring looks on their faces, or the amazing sodium and sugar proportions surging in her gut, but Inu Onna sighed and finally felt peaceful inside. She smiled at her parents.
"Inu Onna!"
He ear twitched and she looked down at the base of the hill where Musuko and Hachimitsu where standing. They waved at her. "Come on, Inu- chan! We're gonna go play ball!" Hachimitsu shouted.
Inu Onna got up, bowed to her parents and ran down the hill toward them.
Inu Yasha came and stood next to Kagome. "Are all girls like this at that age, or what?"
Kagome rolled her eyes, "No, only the multiple assortment of hanyos in this time do."
After a few seconds, he figured out she also meant him. "What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Oh, nothing." She smiled, making him angrier.
All of a sudden, Inu Otoko pointed and said, "Feh! Ne-chan!"
They looked down at him then over at where he was pointing.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Inu Onna went chasing after a bunch of village kids and their parents waving the tetsusaiga like a color guard flag. "THROW ROCKS AT ME, WILL YOU?! MAKE FUN OF MY ETHNICIY, HMM?! DOING THIS BEHIND MY BACK, HUH?! SEND AN ANGRY MOB ON ME, WILL YA'?! SENTENCE ME TO DEATH, EH!? CRITISE MY PARENTS, DO YOU-?!"
Musuko and Hachimitsu stood off to the side watching. Hachimitsu looked like she was watching the wrestling match, "Yeah! Make em' run faster! Yeah!!" and Musuko sweat dropped.
Kagome looked over worriedly. Then she said, "We'd better tell her to stop before she really gets them!" she started forward when she felt a tug at her kimono sleeve. She turned to see Inu Yasha watching the chase.
"You know what?" he said. He looked at her with a mischievous smirk, "Why don't we wait to they start to run out of breath?"
Kagome looked at him in disbelief. Then she looked back down at Inu Onna who gave her maniacal laugh again. "Heeeeeree's, JONNY!!!"
Kagome looked back at Inu Yasha with her mouth open still unbeiveing what he was suggesting. She laughed and gave him a soft punch in the arm. They put an arm around each other and watched. Inu Yasha sighed and said, "Besides, it's not like she knows how to use the sword's full power."
All of a sudden, Inu Onna jumped up into the air and screamed, "OH, YEAH?!? Taste my Wind Scar!! KASE NO KIZU!!!"
Das Ende.
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^_^V I am satisfied with this! What do you think of it? If you liked the story I wrote called "Lead the Way", I have a sequel to that that I just started. It's called, "Puppies, Dog Treats, and Hentai!"
In it, Kagome had some unknown allergy-could it be for DOGS!!! WAHAHAHAAAA!!! And also there is a rabid wof on the lose! What would happen, if a half dog demon got bitten by a rabid dog?! Even if you haven't read the first, you'd love it because it's just so freakn' funny! ^_^
I read this story called, "Kirara got your tongue?" It is very funny, I have this great love of comedies so this one is choice. And it's interesting, because usually you see Inu Yasha getting tortured, but this time, he's the one doing the torturing! ~_^ For anyone who loves funny fics with self insertions.
1, Inu Onna: A Feudal Fairytale
2, Namida of the Misma
3, Family Portrait
Yeah, so, you'll like the ending. I know you will! ^_^
Chapter 17: Child of Enlightenment
Inu Onna's eighth birthday came. She received presents from many people in the land, as apology for sending an angry mob on her and sentencing her to death. She didn't care. She rushed out after the party and found little Musuko meditating on a rock by the serf's fields. She went over bitch slapped him upside the head.
"Hey!" he said giving her a confused look.
"Why weren't you at my party, Monk?! Is it too much to ask to have my friends see me on my day of age?!" she huffed and sat cross legged next to the rock.
He glanced down at her then pulled a box out of his robes. "Here." He held it out too her. It was a box FULL of chocolates. Inu Onna laughed menacingly and started eating them all at once.
"Uh, I don't know if you should be doing that." Musuko said warningly.
Then Inu Onna got up again on her sugar high. "WAHAHAHAHAAA!! Let's go on an adventure Musuko! Find us our own evil demons to beat up, some blood to shead and broken pieces of glass to collect!!"
He wined, "Do we have to-"
"Of course we have to!!!" she started to shake violently. Her tiny body couldn't handle all of the energy. "MUST HAVE EXCITEMENT!!"
Musuko looked at her a little freaked out. Thanks to him, she spent the rest of the afternoon making scenes, reeking havoc, and running amuck!
Things had gone pretty well since the incident. Inu Onna walked back to everyone, presenting her unharmed little brother, and looking really cool in the process!
Apparently, Kohaku was Sango's long lost little brother. And When Naraku left him, he forfeited his control over the boy. Sango let Kohaku chose what he wanted to do in life. He decided to become a priest at Miroku's temple and write poetry about nature and love.
When they all got back and the village was told the story, a bunch of beautiful women came flocking! Shippou and Shio looked at each other and grinned. They started to tell them about "the eight foot, poison slashing, battle crashing scorpion demons who tried to kill, but were no match for them!"
Miroku watched this display and smiled, "Ah, to be young and single!" he mused.
Sango glared at the womanizing the two kitsunes were doing, "And perverted." She added.
Inu Yasha and Kagome had had a long argument about whether "Feh" or "Ne-chan" was Inu Otoko's first word.
"I'm telling you, 'feh' was his first word!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"Nooooo, 'feh' was is first arrogant grunt!" Kagome shouted and pointed at him. "And I'm sure there is more on the way! I swear! He's going to grow up to be just like you!" and when she thought about it she shudder cold chills. It kept her awake for six weeks. ^^ ;;;
Namida was free and she went to go live in the buddist temple in another part of Japan. Apparently, Miroku had some family over there. His uncle and his cousin's son, Botan.
Inu Yasha sat down on the side of a hill with Inu Onna sitting next to him. She was still a little hyper from earlier. She was shaking but she was able to sit down at least. She looked up at her father, now that she had the opportunity to ask, "Daddy, what is hanyo?"
He looked down at her for a few seconds then looked out at the landscape and said, "A hanyo just means that a person is half demon and half human."
Inu Onna looked up at him surprised. 'Well that was basic!' she thought irritatedly. Then she asked, "Is it bad to be hanyo?"
Then Kagome came over holding Inu Otoko. "Being hanyo is deffinately not bad."
Both dog eared persons turned their heads to look at her as she and the human son smiled. "Being one means that you have the strength and power of a demon, and the kind heart of a human."
Inu Onna looked from one parent to the other. Maybe it was the bright and sunny day, or the caring looks on their faces, or the amazing sodium and sugar proportions surging in her gut, but Inu Onna sighed and finally felt peaceful inside. She smiled at her parents.
"Inu Onna!"
He ear twitched and she looked down at the base of the hill where Musuko and Hachimitsu where standing. They waved at her. "Come on, Inu- chan! We're gonna go play ball!" Hachimitsu shouted.
Inu Onna got up, bowed to her parents and ran down the hill toward them.
Inu Yasha came and stood next to Kagome. "Are all girls like this at that age, or what?"
Kagome rolled her eyes, "No, only the multiple assortment of hanyos in this time do."
After a few seconds, he figured out she also meant him. "What's that supposed to mean?!"
"Oh, nothing." She smiled, making him angrier.
All of a sudden, Inu Otoko pointed and said, "Feh! Ne-chan!"
They looked down at him then over at where he was pointing.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Inu Onna went chasing after a bunch of village kids and their parents waving the tetsusaiga like a color guard flag. "THROW ROCKS AT ME, WILL YOU?! MAKE FUN OF MY ETHNICIY, HMM?! DOING THIS BEHIND MY BACK, HUH?! SEND AN ANGRY MOB ON ME, WILL YA'?! SENTENCE ME TO DEATH, EH!? CRITISE MY PARENTS, DO YOU-?!"
Musuko and Hachimitsu stood off to the side watching. Hachimitsu looked like she was watching the wrestling match, "Yeah! Make em' run faster! Yeah!!" and Musuko sweat dropped.
Kagome looked over worriedly. Then she said, "We'd better tell her to stop before she really gets them!" she started forward when she felt a tug at her kimono sleeve. She turned to see Inu Yasha watching the chase.
"You know what?" he said. He looked at her with a mischievous smirk, "Why don't we wait to they start to run out of breath?"
Kagome looked at him in disbelief. Then she looked back down at Inu Onna who gave her maniacal laugh again. "Heeeeeree's, JONNY!!!"
Kagome looked back at Inu Yasha with her mouth open still unbeiveing what he was suggesting. She laughed and gave him a soft punch in the arm. They put an arm around each other and watched. Inu Yasha sighed and said, "Besides, it's not like she knows how to use the sword's full power."
All of a sudden, Inu Onna jumped up into the air and screamed, "OH, YEAH?!? Taste my Wind Scar!! KASE NO KIZU!!!"
Das Ende.
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^_^V I am satisfied with this! What do you think of it? If you liked the story I wrote called "Lead the Way", I have a sequel to that that I just started. It's called, "Puppies, Dog Treats, and Hentai!"
In it, Kagome had some unknown allergy-could it be for DOGS!!! WAHAHAHAAAA!!! And also there is a rabid wof on the lose! What would happen, if a half dog demon got bitten by a rabid dog?! Even if you haven't read the first, you'd love it because it's just so freakn' funny! ^_^
I read this story called, "Kirara got your tongue?" It is very funny, I have this great love of comedies so this one is choice. And it's interesting, because usually you see Inu Yasha getting tortured, but this time, he's the one doing the torturing! ~_^ For anyone who loves funny fics with self insertions.