Disclaimer: **Sniff sniff** No, I don't own Slayers. No need to smear it in my face, people! **Twitch** **Huggles her Xellos and Zelgadis plushie possessively.** MINE!! HISSSSSS!!! O.o;
Anywho! On with chapter Three.
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Chapter Three
The three B's in which that Lina can't stand!
(I'm sure you'll be able to guess one of the B's later on in the chapter, hmm? If you don't get the others, I'll tell ya at da end of the chappie! Tay? Tay. ^.^)
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Zelgadis groaned, turning over on his back, squinting. Guh…could it be morning already? Zelgadis put his face into his cloak, which he had rolled up to use as a pillow. Well, damn. Zelgadis suddenly shivered, going a bit blue in the face. He felt something cold, slimy and wet drop onto his neck, and then slide off to his shoulder. "W-what the--…!" He heard an annoyingly familiar chuckle. "I bring you…fish." It rang cheerfully. Zelgadis felt another fish drop on his neck.
Zelgadis shot back up, vigorously wiping off his neck. "Why the hell did you do that, you idiot?!" He growled, rubbing his slick fingers together. Ew…slick with fish scales… Xellos chuckled. "I had to get you up SOMEHOW! I mean, kissing you didn't even work." Zelgadis felt his face go blue again, pressing a hand to his mouth. Xellos guffawed. "I'm only joking, Zelgadis-san! Yareyare, such a gullible one, ne?" Twitch. Twitch, twitch, twitch. "…Fireball." "AAAIIIIEEE!" Smirk.
Lina smiled happily, ramming her fork into another pancake. "Man! Lucky!" She chimed happily in a sing song voice, stuffing the pancake into her mouth. Amelia nodded, downing a mug of milk. "Yeah! Who would have thought there would be an Inn outside off a forest, totally separated from any other forms or HINTS civilization?" She giggled, ordering more milk while wadding another pancake into her mouth. Gourry looked around cautiously, lowering his brows and frowning, kinda looking like a lost dog or something O.o. Lina choked on her meal briefly, knocking it back with a swig of her milk. "What's with you Gourry? Amelia and I must have stolen like…four of your pancakes already!" Gourry sighed, scraping his fork over his plate. "Well, I don't know how to say this really…but one, I think something bad is going to happen…two, I don't know why, but I actually sort of miss S-WHAT?!?! Four?! I didn't even notice! Argh, that's it, time to get even!" He growled, rubbing his fork and knife together, looming over Amelia and Lina.
Amelia and Lina laughed, engaging in protecting their food while stealing Gourry's. The group laughed, flinging bacon or pieces of pancake at each other now and then. Amelia giggled, pointing at Gourry. "You have bacon in your hair!" Gourry laughed, stringing a hand through his bangs, sure enough pulling a piece of bacon from his locks. "Oh, hey! You're right!" Lina through her head back and laughed. "That made you look even stupider than USUAL, Gourry!! AHAHAH!" Gourry smirked and tossed the bacon at Lina, going wide eyed for a split second as the bacon slid into Lina's V-cut tunic. (A/N: Remember! New outfits!) Amelia laughed, trying to stifle the sound a bit by stuffing her hands to her mouth. Lina gasped and sat back up. "EW!!! Greasy, greasy, greasy!!!" She got the meat out of her top before anyone could notice and through it at Amelia. "Shush, Amelia! And Gourry! You had better hope that doesn't make my skin break out!" She laughed.
Suddenly, all the fun was abruptly silenced by a shrill, annoyingly boasting laugh. The small group turned their attentions to where the sound had come from, and two went wide eyed, while one got a nosebleed and fell out of his chair. "AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! As if you, Lina Inverse, have any GOOD skin on that area to show off anyways! If it does break up, I wouldn't worry! It's not worth the look, so nobody would notice!" Lina twitched. "N-Nahga?!" The woman boasted her horrible laugh again, bouncing her breasts with the stomp of a foot. "AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of coarse! The White Serpent, Nahga!" She chuckled, stomping her foot again, throwing her head back for another laugh. "NAHGA THE SERPENT!! Unlike some sorceresses, I am beautiful. Nice, firm curves," She haughtily stated, tracing her hands over her hips. "and actual cleavage in which I can speak of! AAAHAAHAAHAHA!" She stomped her foot yet again, giving her abnormally sizeable breasts another bounce.
Lina had a twitch attack, which was soon relieved by a fireball, which slammed right into Nahga's face. "Look, you boastingly, fraud over endowed bimbo! No one invited you, so go away! Don't you have any friends!?" Nahga smirked, wiping the dust from her arms, hips, stomach, and breasts. "I don't need any friends, Lina!" "Yet you need a world class, intimidating sorceress to be your rival? Why, you're no match, really…" Lina murmured, glancing at her through the corner of her eye while munching on another pancake. "WORLD CLASS?! INTIMIDATING?! AAAAHAAHAAHAHAHA! Truly, you're humor's still sharp, Miss Inverse." She chuckled. "That's not very threatening, coming from a woman who sings their own praises…" Nahga twitched at that, pulling up a chair and seating herself. "Pass me some of those flapjacks, Ame-…wait…AMELIA?!"
Zelgadis growled, slipping his shirt off. God knows the fruit had to stick one down my shirt, too… Oh well, I was starting to get dirty anyways… Zelgadis looked around, then took off his pants as well. He looked over at the springs and frowned, then fireballed it, grinning afterwards, seeing steam arise from the water. Has to be hot enough so I can actually FEEL it…stupid stone skin. Shrugging, Zelgadis slipped into the spring, leaning against the rocks behind him. Zelgadis's blood suddenly ran cold. "Ah, so you decided to go amongst your own kind, Zelgadis-san?" "Xellos!!" "Yes?" Zelgadis blushed. "How long have you-…?" Xellos laughed, slapping his knee while crossing one of his legs across the other. Zelgadis looked up at Xellos, who was sitting in a tree just above him. "Oh, I just got here. Don't worry, I didn't see anything. Too bad though." Zelgadis twitched. "…'Too Bad'?!" Xellos laughed, shrinking back a bit. "Eheheh…yareyare! Merely playing, chimera." "Good, mazoku."
Zelgadis glared at Xellos, bringing one of his hands over his arm, picking at a small cluster of pebbles, chipping out the dirt that was caked in between the gravel. Xellos looked down at Zelgadis, looking only half interested. "That stone skin must be a hassle, ne?" Zelgadis frowned, going about his business. "You have no idea." Zelgadis picked up a rag from the edge of the spring, as well as a S.O.S pad. Xellos leaned back in the tree, still looking down at Zelgadis. "You know, I can get your back for you if you'd like." Zelgadis growled, chucking a jagged chunk of stone at Xellos. "NO!!" Xellos blinked, dodging the stone easily as well as catching it between a gloved thumb and index finger. "…Eh? Is this a chip of one of your pebbles?" Zelgadis winced, hissing through clenched teeth, rubbing his arm where the chip had came from. "…Yeah…" Xellos cracked open one of his eyes with a sadistic chuckle, peering down on Zelgadis and then closed it again, looking back to the small stone. "…Ouch."
Lina growled. "NO!!! You may NOT stay with us!" "But I just found my little sister! We have a lot of catching up to do!" Lina twitched, grinding her teeth together. She knew that Nahga had a crush on Gourry, and even more so on his sword. (A/N: No, you perverts!!! She means Gorun Nova! BAD!! **Hits random people with an umbrella.**) Greedy, boasty woman, she snarled to herself. Amelia crossed her arms over her chest. "Uh huh. Like you'd care! You left our kingdom, as well as your duties to become QUEEN!! Now I have to be the queen, because you're too lazy! In fact, I nearly already am!" Nahga withdrawed, taking a step back from her younger sibling with a nervous grin, as well as a sweatdrop. "I actually have to leave soon to get to my duties!" She barked, turning on her heel away from her older sister, turning her nose up into the air. Gourry just blinked stupidly at the whole situation.
"You two are sisters!?" He blinked, glancing at Amelia's hair, then Nahga's. Makes sense…their hair's pretty much the same...just Nahga's hair is longer than Amelia's. He glanced at their skin. But Amelia's tanner, he contemplated. I know that Nahga gets out more than Amelia…so how does THAT work? He then eyed over their chests, going wide eyed and then nodding to himself, pounding a fist into his palm. Ah! I see it now!
Nahga frowned, crossing her arms. "Look, Lina. Just let me travel with you!" Lina stomped her foot. "NO!" "You should be happy that someone like me wants to hang around a woman with no cleavage to speak of such as you." Lina twitched, slinging an easily dodged fireball at Nahga. "Now I really won't let ya travel with us!!!" Nahga frowned, placing her hands on her hips. "…Do I have to pay you?" "As if you would." Nahga smirked, holding out a small bag, which made small clinks with each bounce she gave it. "I wouldn't…?" Lina's eyes brightened, snatching the money away from Nahga. "Welcome aboard, Miss Nahga the Serpent!" Nahga giggled, grinning catlike. "Why thank you, Miss Lina!" Gourry, again, blinked stupidly, while Amelia was still turned away with her nose in the air.
Lina didn't like to admit it, but she had grouped up with the sort she never would really want to.
Someone of the Big, the Bad, and the Busty!
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Jazzers: See? Three B's! Anyways, this chapter was short…goman nasai! In fact, I have no clue why I stuck Nahga into this. O.o But I'll get there. Also! Erm…o.O Ack! I forgot! Ohhhh yeeaahhh…MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! ^.^ And a happy new year…*Insert Music Note*! Whee! Anyways, I'll try and get the fourth up soon, kay, Minna-san? Goodeh. =d