Scotty: There it is, sair.

(The shuttle, more or less, is finished. Though it looks like something out of a Barney video.)

McCoy: Why the big, googly eyes, Mr. Scott?

Scotty: Because they're fashionable nowadays, shut up.

Kirk: Well, my only question is... can it fly?

Scotty: Of course it can, sair!

(They climb in. The shuttle creaks unsteadily.)

Chekov: Pain... O.O

McCoy: Oh, shut up, you.

Chekov: .

Sulu: Let's hope this thing works!

Scotty: HEY...

(Sulu takes off. The Shuttle wobbles, takes flight, and then promptly crashes back down again.)

Scotty: Well, maybe I should have used more than two strips of duct tape.

Kirk: ...YOU THINK?!