(The crew is surrounded by Tribbles!)
Chekov: -_- I hate Tribbles. They're squeaky and --
Uhura: You didn't mind that one I brought back with me!
Chekov: That was before I saw they multiplied faster than Q can!
Spock: Who is this Q?
Chekov: *mumbles* Nevermind, wrong series.
(Suddenly, Kahn appears. He waves the Tribbles away, and steps towards Kirk. The bored Tribbles swarm another Redshirt.)
Redshirt: Nooooo!! That kung fu marathon's on tonight!!
Kirk: Kahn! Get your stinking behind off my ship!
Kahn: I beg your pardon? -_-
McCoy: ...Jim, we ARE kind of... at his... mercy...
Kirk: I don't care! Get off, I say!
Sulu: *sarcastic* This is such a brilliant plan for getting the ship rescued.
Kirk: Shut up, it's all I can think of!
Kahn: I'll leave the ship... If I am allowed to use a shower. I haven't used one in years.
McCoy: Yes, the stench around you cements that fact. _
(Kahn goes off to use a shower. The crew returns to the bridge.)
Spock: That was most unusual.
Kirk: Is Kahn finished yet?
Scotty: ...no one seems to know where he is.
Sulu: Aw, %$&#!
Chekov: Sending out a security team! *pushes some Redshirts into the Lift*
Redshirts: O_O;;;;
Kirk: Let's hope that stops him before he does something we'll regret!
Spock: Captain -- do Redshirts ever do anything right when the music is so dramatic?
Kirk: ...no... oh, hell...
Chekov: -_- I hate Tribbles. They're squeaky and --
Uhura: You didn't mind that one I brought back with me!
Chekov: That was before I saw they multiplied faster than Q can!
Spock: Who is this Q?
Chekov: *mumbles* Nevermind, wrong series.
(Suddenly, Kahn appears. He waves the Tribbles away, and steps towards Kirk. The bored Tribbles swarm another Redshirt.)
Redshirt: Nooooo!! That kung fu marathon's on tonight!!
Kirk: Kahn! Get your stinking behind off my ship!
Kahn: I beg your pardon? -_-
McCoy: ...Jim, we ARE kind of... at his... mercy...
Kirk: I don't care! Get off, I say!
Sulu: *sarcastic* This is such a brilliant plan for getting the ship rescued.
Kirk: Shut up, it's all I can think of!
Kahn: I'll leave the ship... If I am allowed to use a shower. I haven't used one in years.
McCoy: Yes, the stench around you cements that fact. _
(Kahn goes off to use a shower. The crew returns to the bridge.)
Spock: That was most unusual.
Kirk: Is Kahn finished yet?
Scotty: ...no one seems to know where he is.
Sulu: Aw, %$&#!
Chekov: Sending out a security team! *pushes some Redshirts into the Lift*
Redshirts: O_O;;;;
Kirk: Let's hope that stops him before he does something we'll regret!
Spock: Captain -- do Redshirts ever do anything right when the music is so dramatic?
Kirk: ...no... oh, hell...