(We return from our break to find Fluffy having fun with the ship's phasers.)
Fluffy: Hahaha! Take THAT, asteroid!
Spock: ...Captain, this is highly illogical.
Fluffy: Yes, well, I'm a hot pink super-Tribble! Is THAT logical?
Spock: ...no...
Fluffy: Heehee!
(The crew is at their respective stations, but they're grumbling.)
Chekov: *to Kirk, meaning Fluffy* Ve vant him off this wessel.
Kirk: Nothing I can do... I don't WANT to do anything -- Kahn tried to escape, and he was sent to watch Barney videos!
(A collective shudder, and sighs of sympathy.)
Sulu: Well, maybe he won't be TOO insane when we get down there.
Fluffy: *shrieks* Kirk -- what does this mean, "Game Over"?!
Kirk: *smug* It means that you LOST.
Fluffy: Noooo! The villain never loses! ...he dies first! *tries to commit suicide* *Uhura, for some reason, stops him*
Kirk: ???
Uhura: He'd get your chair bloody, captain.
Kirk: Oh, well. Thank you.
Uhura: *sarcastic* My pleasure. *goes and plays some bloody video game on her monitor*
Fluffy: *pants* Send Kahn in! His brain should be a mushroom, by now! Mr. Chekov, aim your torpedos at the planet Earth! We're gonna GO UP IN A FIERY EXPLOSION!!
All: O_O!!
(Kahn is dragged in, giggling. He spots Kirk and runs over, hugging him.)
Kahn: Fwend!
Kirk: *looks freaked*
Scotty: The poor man...
McCoy: Better him than, say, me.
(Chekov, gulping, targets phasers for earth. Fluffy laughs like a maniac. So, he laughs like he is...)
Fluffy: REVENGE IS MINE!
Fluffy: Hahaha! Take THAT, asteroid!
Spock: ...Captain, this is highly illogical.
Fluffy: Yes, well, I'm a hot pink super-Tribble! Is THAT logical?
Spock: ...no...
Fluffy: Heehee!
(The crew is at their respective stations, but they're grumbling.)
Chekov: *to Kirk, meaning Fluffy* Ve vant him off this wessel.
Kirk: Nothing I can do... I don't WANT to do anything -- Kahn tried to escape, and he was sent to watch Barney videos!
(A collective shudder, and sighs of sympathy.)
Sulu: Well, maybe he won't be TOO insane when we get down there.
Fluffy: *shrieks* Kirk -- what does this mean, "Game Over"?!
Kirk: *smug* It means that you LOST.
Fluffy: Noooo! The villain never loses! ...he dies first! *tries to commit suicide* *Uhura, for some reason, stops him*
Kirk: ???
Uhura: He'd get your chair bloody, captain.
Kirk: Oh, well. Thank you.
Uhura: *sarcastic* My pleasure. *goes and plays some bloody video game on her monitor*
Fluffy: *pants* Send Kahn in! His brain should be a mushroom, by now! Mr. Chekov, aim your torpedos at the planet Earth! We're gonna GO UP IN A FIERY EXPLOSION!!
All: O_O!!
(Kahn is dragged in, giggling. He spots Kirk and runs over, hugging him.)
Kahn: Fwend!
Kirk: *looks freaked*
Scotty: The poor man...
McCoy: Better him than, say, me.
(Chekov, gulping, targets phasers for earth. Fluffy laughs like a maniac. So, he laughs like he is...)
Fluffy: REVENGE IS MINE!