Kirk: Fluffy! Please... not this... fine vessel and her... crew! We've--

Fluffy: Spare me the speech, Kirk. And stop talking like that; you're driving me up the wall.

(He glances down.)

Fluffy: Now! Where is the self destruct button?

Kirk: *smug* Don't you know, tribble?

Fluffy: Argh. Oh, wait -- it's this giant, red, shiny one, isn't it?

Kirk: *snaps fingers* Damn.

Fluffy: Muwahaha!

Kahn: *eyes glazed* Moooooommmmy.

(Silence.)

Sulu: Okay, that was disturbing.

(Kahn latches onto Uhura and coos.)

Uhura: O_O Get him off, Captain!!

Fluffy: Hm, maybe he should have watched the Under Sea Life tapes instead.



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Didn't that suck? *argh* I'm sorry. There's more coming, I swear. Now, where did I put that duct tape...