A.N. Okay I don't think I updated yesterday so I better do it today. Hey
what do you think of the gift? I don't know what I'll do with this chapter
but I'm in a silly mood tonight so if it gets insane you'll know why. If it
doesn't well, we'll see. I have an idea that's so crazy it just might work.
Purple with pink polka dots
Seventh year potions with Gryffindors and Slytherins. I hated it. This was a sort of potion equivalent of the cheering charm. If I had any idea how wrong things would go I probably would have skipped it. Oh, my poor head…
It all started out as usual. The usual disasters and failures that seemed to always occur. The potion was blue not red. The potion was even more watery than water. The potion was thicker than cement. Longbottom's was purple with pink polka dots. I don't even want to know how that happened. I was beginning to get a horrid headache. I had merely stepped back to the desk for some headache relief potion when there was an explosion. Longbottom's caldron exploded splattering that purple with pink polka dot goop everywhere and on everyone except me. I quickly eyed the group. No one seemed hurt. I sighed and quickly took the headache potion. I had a feeling I'd need it.
"Alright, Is anyone hurt?"
No one responded. To me that is. Granger appeared to be finding her quill the most amusing thing in the world. Potter was singing some ridiculous muggle song with word like "Zippity-do-da Zippity-ay". Wealsly and Longbottom were actually dancing with some nearby girls! Crabbe and Goyle and Malfoy were making lame remarks and falling over laughing at them. Parkinson and Patil were having some kind of girl talk complete with lots of laughing. The other students seemed to be in quite similar condition. Lavender Brown was skipping about the room and even tried to dance with me! Seamus Finnegan was bouncing across the room saying loudly, "Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!"
Whatever this potion was it wasn't a cheering one! It was more of a drive you off the deep end with humor potion. Also it was apparently absorbed instead of ingested. I could believe some of the class accidentally ingesting it but not the entire class. I decided to get some in a jar so I could test it later. This was difficult to accomplish considering I couldn't touch it myself. I also had to avoid coming to close to the students who were as much lunatics as when this mess began. I managed to do this and then magically cleaned up the rest. I then decided I would merely have to hope that this wore off quickly.
Potter and Malfoy now had their arms around each other and were acting like best friends. Wealsly and Granger had started dancing on the tables. Crabbe and Goyle were singing very badly might I add. Longbottom was proposing to Brown who seemed to think she was a unicorn. I only had them for another half hour, what if it didn't wear off before class was over. They all appeared drunk or on sugar high. I really wasn't quite sure what to do about the situation. I had tried yelling but that had zero effect. Fortunately as the half hour passed the class slowly calmed down. In fifteen minutes they were all asleep. I sighed once again and decided not to wake them until I had too. Once the fifteen minutes passed I cast a small but noisy explosion from my wand. The class slowly and groggily woke up. No one seemed to remember what had happened. I decided not to enlighten them but merely told everyone to leave immediately. They seemed almost hung over. How did this all happen in the first place? I almost whimper for a second my headache back full force. I started putting the desks back to their original positions. I was finished and about to leave the room when I noticed something purple with pink polka dots on the edge of my robe. The funniest feeling started to come over me…
Purple with pink polka dots
Seventh year potions with Gryffindors and Slytherins. I hated it. This was a sort of potion equivalent of the cheering charm. If I had any idea how wrong things would go I probably would have skipped it. Oh, my poor head…
It all started out as usual. The usual disasters and failures that seemed to always occur. The potion was blue not red. The potion was even more watery than water. The potion was thicker than cement. Longbottom's was purple with pink polka dots. I don't even want to know how that happened. I was beginning to get a horrid headache. I had merely stepped back to the desk for some headache relief potion when there was an explosion. Longbottom's caldron exploded splattering that purple with pink polka dot goop everywhere and on everyone except me. I quickly eyed the group. No one seemed hurt. I sighed and quickly took the headache potion. I had a feeling I'd need it.
"Alright, Is anyone hurt?"
No one responded. To me that is. Granger appeared to be finding her quill the most amusing thing in the world. Potter was singing some ridiculous muggle song with word like "Zippity-do-da Zippity-ay". Wealsly and Longbottom were actually dancing with some nearby girls! Crabbe and Goyle and Malfoy were making lame remarks and falling over laughing at them. Parkinson and Patil were having some kind of girl talk complete with lots of laughing. The other students seemed to be in quite similar condition. Lavender Brown was skipping about the room and even tried to dance with me! Seamus Finnegan was bouncing across the room saying loudly, "Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!"
Whatever this potion was it wasn't a cheering one! It was more of a drive you off the deep end with humor potion. Also it was apparently absorbed instead of ingested. I could believe some of the class accidentally ingesting it but not the entire class. I decided to get some in a jar so I could test it later. This was difficult to accomplish considering I couldn't touch it myself. I also had to avoid coming to close to the students who were as much lunatics as when this mess began. I managed to do this and then magically cleaned up the rest. I then decided I would merely have to hope that this wore off quickly.
Potter and Malfoy now had their arms around each other and were acting like best friends. Wealsly and Granger had started dancing on the tables. Crabbe and Goyle were singing very badly might I add. Longbottom was proposing to Brown who seemed to think she was a unicorn. I only had them for another half hour, what if it didn't wear off before class was over. They all appeared drunk or on sugar high. I really wasn't quite sure what to do about the situation. I had tried yelling but that had zero effect. Fortunately as the half hour passed the class slowly calmed down. In fifteen minutes they were all asleep. I sighed once again and decided not to wake them until I had too. Once the fifteen minutes passed I cast a small but noisy explosion from my wand. The class slowly and groggily woke up. No one seemed to remember what had happened. I decided not to enlighten them but merely told everyone to leave immediately. They seemed almost hung over. How did this all happen in the first place? I almost whimper for a second my headache back full force. I started putting the desks back to their original positions. I was finished and about to leave the room when I noticed something purple with pink polka dots on the edge of my robe. The funniest feeling started to come over me…