Road Trip
The Yellow Snow Saga : Part 1
"Where the fuck are we now!!!" Screamed a somewhat disgruntled Sayuri as she continued to put on every article of clothing she had to protect her from the harsh wilderness that was the Canadian Shield.
The gang had cranked the heating up, applied layers of clothing and picked up a portable heater that plugged into the car adapter, and it was still as cold as a fuck. The only one that looked at all comfortable was Ryu. Little did the other passengers know that he had three dozen hot water bottles concealed in his vast clothing. He had to nudge a few weapons out of the way in fear the bottles would burst and reveal his secret technique.
Meanwhile Dusty was trying desperately to keep the rusted bucket of bolts of a van on the snow-covered back roads. "meh.welcome to Canada..I can't see a damn thing!"
True to Dusty's complaint, a torrential blizzard suddenly gripped the forests and blanketed everything in a dense layer of white stuff. The shaggin wagon swerved sharply to the right. In the panic the sleeping form of Angie also shifted and her face went directly into Brock's lap. Dusty looked back to make sure everyone was alright and saw Angie in that questionable position then suddenly pointed an accusing finger at Brock. "Get off my Kool-aid motherfucker!!"
As he began to strangle the squinty-eyed trainer, Ash jumped up and made a startling realization. "Watch the fucking road!!!"
"whuh?" Dusty looked back to see Ryu bent over the steering wheel trying to keep it in line. It did a fat lot of good as to everyone's chagrin the van leapt off the road and careened down a snow laden hillside.
"HOLY SHIT!" Dusty leapt for the steering wheel and began trying his best to dodge upcoming trees. Everyone just watched helplessly and screamed their bloody heads off. "Everything is under control! I'll just throw this baby in reverse and it should help slow us down!!"
An array of noises soon followed. First it was the sound of Dusty changing gears, the second was the ear-piercing screech of the clutch, the third and most terrifying was the sound of metal snapping in two. The fourth sound was Dusty swearing under his breath, and thus negating all suspicions that Dusty had in fact saved them all.
"We're gonna DIE!!!" Misty squealed as she leapt onto Ash. Dusty tried to keep a cool head. But he lost it once the van began spinning around while sliding down this never-ending hill. Dusty quickly thought out loud. "okay the driver manual said that if you go into the skid, you must turn in the direction of the skid..fuck that shit! I'm turning right and hitting the brake!" WHAP! All of sudden there were seven kids in a van sliding down a hill, sideways. Dusty took a moment to take in the wonder of seeing object pass by in front horizontally for a change. His train of thought was quickly torn away as he felt the van rip in two as it slammed into a tree.
Metal fragments and screams of terror filled the snow filled air as everyone was ejected from their seats and sent scattered into the forest.
As the snowflakes floated down on the tranquil night air, a solitary thought could be heard on the breeze. "...you think we'll be able to get the car deposit back?"
"....shut the fuck up Dusty.."
Authors notes: Whao that was freaking short wasn't it! Yes the shortest fic I've ever done. Basically I'm gonna do this is small bursts because I still have to focus on school and Between a Rock and a Hard Place.
Truth be told this chapter is oh...about a year overdue. SORRY ANGIE!! I hope you feel better, or this helps you feel better.
Part 2 of Yellow Snow will be out..meh..sometime.
The Yellow Snow Saga : Part 1
"Where the fuck are we now!!!" Screamed a somewhat disgruntled Sayuri as she continued to put on every article of clothing she had to protect her from the harsh wilderness that was the Canadian Shield.
The gang had cranked the heating up, applied layers of clothing and picked up a portable heater that plugged into the car adapter, and it was still as cold as a fuck. The only one that looked at all comfortable was Ryu. Little did the other passengers know that he had three dozen hot water bottles concealed in his vast clothing. He had to nudge a few weapons out of the way in fear the bottles would burst and reveal his secret technique.
Meanwhile Dusty was trying desperately to keep the rusted bucket of bolts of a van on the snow-covered back roads. "meh.welcome to Canada..I can't see a damn thing!"
True to Dusty's complaint, a torrential blizzard suddenly gripped the forests and blanketed everything in a dense layer of white stuff. The shaggin wagon swerved sharply to the right. In the panic the sleeping form of Angie also shifted and her face went directly into Brock's lap. Dusty looked back to make sure everyone was alright and saw Angie in that questionable position then suddenly pointed an accusing finger at Brock. "Get off my Kool-aid motherfucker!!"
As he began to strangle the squinty-eyed trainer, Ash jumped up and made a startling realization. "Watch the fucking road!!!"
"whuh?" Dusty looked back to see Ryu bent over the steering wheel trying to keep it in line. It did a fat lot of good as to everyone's chagrin the van leapt off the road and careened down a snow laden hillside.
"HOLY SHIT!" Dusty leapt for the steering wheel and began trying his best to dodge upcoming trees. Everyone just watched helplessly and screamed their bloody heads off. "Everything is under control! I'll just throw this baby in reverse and it should help slow us down!!"
An array of noises soon followed. First it was the sound of Dusty changing gears, the second was the ear-piercing screech of the clutch, the third and most terrifying was the sound of metal snapping in two. The fourth sound was Dusty swearing under his breath, and thus negating all suspicions that Dusty had in fact saved them all.
"We're gonna DIE!!!" Misty squealed as she leapt onto Ash. Dusty tried to keep a cool head. But he lost it once the van began spinning around while sliding down this never-ending hill. Dusty quickly thought out loud. "okay the driver manual said that if you go into the skid, you must turn in the direction of the skid..fuck that shit! I'm turning right and hitting the brake!" WHAP! All of sudden there were seven kids in a van sliding down a hill, sideways. Dusty took a moment to take in the wonder of seeing object pass by in front horizontally for a change. His train of thought was quickly torn away as he felt the van rip in two as it slammed into a tree.
Metal fragments and screams of terror filled the snow filled air as everyone was ejected from their seats and sent scattered into the forest.
As the snowflakes floated down on the tranquil night air, a solitary thought could be heard on the breeze. "...you think we'll be able to get the car deposit back?"
"....shut the fuck up Dusty.."
Authors notes: Whao that was freaking short wasn't it! Yes the shortest fic I've ever done. Basically I'm gonna do this is small bursts because I still have to focus on school and Between a Rock and a Hard Place.
Truth be told this chapter is oh...about a year overdue. SORRY ANGIE!! I hope you feel better, or this helps you feel better.
Part 2 of Yellow Snow will be out..meh..sometime.