Last Hope
"We must do something of this matter" Borimir said,,"We must unite or we will fall"
" By my life or death you have my hands" said Gimli.
"and mine" said the hobbits, exept frodo.
"Are you sure we have the power to do this?" Gandolf said.
"No not without the help of our elven companinon, Legolas will you join with us?" Borimir asked.
"You have my shampoo" Legolas stepped forward and a tear was brought to his eye. " It is going for the greater good. Be kind to it, it is afterall strawberry scented". He handed over his prized hair care product.
" Ok, Gandolf you will call him over and destract him while me and Legolas knock him to the ground" Bormir said.
" Is this the right time and the right place?" Sam asked.
"We must do something, for his smell is atracting the orcs and evil,,, his odor will have us killed! "Borimir said." I can not bear the smell anymore."
"Yes" Merry said" 7 companions....We shall be called the fellowship of the shower!!"
" NO that sounds a bit queer, more the.. the last hope" Legolas said, still upset over his favorite shampoo being sacrificed for this task.
"Do you have the sack?" Borimir asked Gimli.
"Yes ready to put on his head during the struggle" he responded.
"He is coming!" Sam yelled," The grease in his hair is reflecting the sun i can see it.. Ewww thats just gross,, thank god we are taking care of it."
"Yes its been disturbing me that since we left Rivendalle. I havent seen him wash his hair or yet even attempt to get wet." Pippin said. " Thats just nasty.. Bormir are all men like that?"
" No he must think all the women are attracted to his greasy hair." Borimir responded" And his manlyness and rugged style, and his over all very attractive looks.."
" I am hotter!" Legolas shouted.
"All right we must not get of tract."Gandolf said, looking at Borimir discused. We must not linger, for he is approaching us quicky.
Aragorn and Frodo stepped towards the river. Merry ran up and pushed Frodo.
" Hey what was that for": snapped Aragorn. Just the Borimir charged him knocking him to the ground.
"I told you there is no chemistry between us" Aragorn said.
" Of course there cant be with that wreched stench." Borimir said.
Gimli slipped the bag over Aragorns head... Everyone dragged him to the river. They threw him in the river.. Bormir attacked him and held him under while Legolas, upset, put a whole handful of shampoo in the grease pot and lathered it.
" Ewww how did i get this job?" Legolas asked. He went un answered.
Borimir then grabbed his head and shoved him under. There was a noise heard in the bushes... Forgeting about Aragorn under the water.. They held him under for about 5 minutes watching the woods not realizing it.
" Aragorn!!" Legolas said. Borimir let go and to his suprise he had killed him, Aragorn layed face down in the water.
" oops, Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king, and i guess now Gondor will now have no king."
" The Fellowship has failed" Merry said.
" No it hasnt, his hair is clean right" Borimir said. They all got out of the water and continued walking to Mordor unphased.
BY:
Flaria wife of Legolas
"We must do something of this matter" Borimir said,,"We must unite or we will fall"
" By my life or death you have my hands" said Gimli.
"and mine" said the hobbits, exept frodo.
"Are you sure we have the power to do this?" Gandolf said.
"No not without the help of our elven companinon, Legolas will you join with us?" Borimir asked.
"You have my shampoo" Legolas stepped forward and a tear was brought to his eye. " It is going for the greater good. Be kind to it, it is afterall strawberry scented". He handed over his prized hair care product.
" Ok, Gandolf you will call him over and destract him while me and Legolas knock him to the ground" Bormir said.
" Is this the right time and the right place?" Sam asked.
"We must do something, for his smell is atracting the orcs and evil,,, his odor will have us killed! "Borimir said." I can not bear the smell anymore."
"Yes" Merry said" 7 companions....We shall be called the fellowship of the shower!!"
" NO that sounds a bit queer, more the.. the last hope" Legolas said, still upset over his favorite shampoo being sacrificed for this task.
"Do you have the sack?" Borimir asked Gimli.
"Yes ready to put on his head during the struggle" he responded.
"He is coming!" Sam yelled," The grease in his hair is reflecting the sun i can see it.. Ewww thats just gross,, thank god we are taking care of it."
"Yes its been disturbing me that since we left Rivendalle. I havent seen him wash his hair or yet even attempt to get wet." Pippin said. " Thats just nasty.. Bormir are all men like that?"
" No he must think all the women are attracted to his greasy hair." Borimir responded" And his manlyness and rugged style, and his over all very attractive looks.."
" I am hotter!" Legolas shouted.
"All right we must not get of tract."Gandolf said, looking at Borimir discused. We must not linger, for he is approaching us quicky.
Aragorn and Frodo stepped towards the river. Merry ran up and pushed Frodo.
" Hey what was that for": snapped Aragorn. Just the Borimir charged him knocking him to the ground.
"I told you there is no chemistry between us" Aragorn said.
" Of course there cant be with that wreched stench." Borimir said.
Gimli slipped the bag over Aragorns head... Everyone dragged him to the river. They threw him in the river.. Bormir attacked him and held him under while Legolas, upset, put a whole handful of shampoo in the grease pot and lathered it.
" Ewww how did i get this job?" Legolas asked. He went un answered.
Borimir then grabbed his head and shoved him under. There was a noise heard in the bushes... Forgeting about Aragorn under the water.. They held him under for about 5 minutes watching the woods not realizing it.
" Aragorn!!" Legolas said. Borimir let go and to his suprise he had killed him, Aragorn layed face down in the water.
" oops, Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king, and i guess now Gondor will now have no king."
" The Fellowship has failed" Merry said.
" No it hasnt, his hair is clean right" Borimir said. They all got out of the water and continued walking to Mordor unphased.
BY:
Flaria wife of Legolas