Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own anything. Poor me.
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Frodo, Flopsey, Mopsey and Cottontail run into Skipper, Pothead and Weasel.
"Who are you?", asked Frodo.
"I am Skipper and I'm engaged to a beautiful Elven maiden.", preened Skipper.
"Oh. Okay. Well I'm Frodo and this is Flopsey, Mopsey and Cottontail.", and he gestured to each of them.
"No, I'M Mospey, Frodo, get it right!", said Flopsey.
"Nuh-uh! Bad Flopsey! I'm Mopsey! It's MY name, and you can't have it!", and Mopsey jumped on Flopsey and started to beat the crap out of him. As they tumbled around, they knocked over Weasel, who burst out crying.
"My MANICURE!! My poor, beautiful MANICURE!!", he sobbed.
All of the sudden a loud voice cried out. "ALL BOW TO THE FLAMING HAMPSTERS!!!"
The group paused. "WHAT?"
Then Stu the Pink Fluffy Bunny of Doom and Bob the Headless Duck jumped out and started chasing them. The group ran to the river, and stopped.
'What do you want?", cried Cottontail.
"CHEEEEEEEEESE!!", screamed Stu and Bob.
"Cheese?", asked Skipper.
"And the sock."
"What sock?", asked Weasel. Frodo showed Weasel the sock on his arm.
"Wow. Shiny.", Weasel said, impressed.
"And corrupted.", bragged Frodo
"Nice.", said Weasel, nodding his head.
All of the sudden, water raced down the river, and swept Bob and Stu away. It was quiet for a while.
"Well, that works.", stated Flopsey, and they left to go to Riverplace.
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Meanwhile, in Isengard.
"Saruman, this can't go on any longer.", protested Gandy.
"But Gandy, I love you!", cried Saruman.
"Well, I don't love you.", said Gandy.
"Fine. You have elected the way of PAIN!!" And Saruman forced Gandy to breakdance on the floor. Once he got bored of that, he stored him on top of Orthanc to keep him safe.
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As the group went into the Great Hall of Rivendell, they saw that a party was going on. Lord Elvis was reciting poetry on the stage. A disco ball was flashing above his head.
"I stubbed my toe
It hurts a lot
First it was fine
But now it's not
I stubbed my toe
And swore real loud
My brother saw me
And laughed aloud
It hurts a lot
I think I'm dying
But my brother's hurt worse
Cause I sent him flying
Now I'm stuck in jail
Sad and full of woe
Just because my brother
Laughed when I stubbed my toe!"
Lord Elvis bowed to the loud cheers of the Elves. Then the small group at the back caught his attention.
"Well, what have we here?", he asked.
"I'm Skipper, and I'm engaged to an Elvish maiden.", he bragged.
"Yes, Skipper, I know. You're engaged to my daughter. What's with the kid?". Elvis asked, gesturing to Pothead.
"Bob the Headless Duck stabbed him with a morical blade.", explained Skipper.
"Well, don't be slow boy! Bring him here so I can help him!", yelled the Elf.
"Okie Dokie!", and Skipper brought Pothead up. He laid him down next to the Elf. Elvis bent down over him, and pulled out a spork.
"Get up.", he ordered, and poked him with the spork. Nothing happened.
"Get up.", he poked Pothead again. Nothing happened.
"Get UP!", he poked Pothead REALLY hard this time, and he woke up.
"Damn, what was that?", asked Pothead.
"It's not a spoon! It's not a fork! It's a spork! A magical spork!", sung Lord Elvis.
"Oooookay.", said Pothead.
"DUDE!", yelled Skipper. "That's a wicked sock!"
"Yeah!", said Frodo, bragging. "It's not only shiny, but it's corrupted, also!"
"Oh. My. God. Like, It's the Sock of Power!", yelled the Elvish maiden, Earwig.
"It IS?", asked Elvis. He got off the stage, and looked closer. "Holy SHIT! It IS!"
"I told you, Daddy.", said Earwig.
"Well, we'll have to have a secret meeting tomorrow morning. Refreshment's will be served.", said Elvis.
"SWEET!", yelled Flopsey.
"You're not invited!", said Elvis.
"Damn."
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Okay, tommorrow the Council of Elvis will be up. Or maybe tonight. Sometime soon. Peace and Portabello mushrooms!
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Frodo, Flopsey, Mopsey and Cottontail run into Skipper, Pothead and Weasel.
"Who are you?", asked Frodo.
"I am Skipper and I'm engaged to a beautiful Elven maiden.", preened Skipper.
"Oh. Okay. Well I'm Frodo and this is Flopsey, Mopsey and Cottontail.", and he gestured to each of them.
"No, I'M Mospey, Frodo, get it right!", said Flopsey.
"Nuh-uh! Bad Flopsey! I'm Mopsey! It's MY name, and you can't have it!", and Mopsey jumped on Flopsey and started to beat the crap out of him. As they tumbled around, they knocked over Weasel, who burst out crying.
"My MANICURE!! My poor, beautiful MANICURE!!", he sobbed.
All of the sudden a loud voice cried out. "ALL BOW TO THE FLAMING HAMPSTERS!!!"
The group paused. "WHAT?"
Then Stu the Pink Fluffy Bunny of Doom and Bob the Headless Duck jumped out and started chasing them. The group ran to the river, and stopped.
'What do you want?", cried Cottontail.
"CHEEEEEEEEESE!!", screamed Stu and Bob.
"Cheese?", asked Skipper.
"And the sock."
"What sock?", asked Weasel. Frodo showed Weasel the sock on his arm.
"Wow. Shiny.", Weasel said, impressed.
"And corrupted.", bragged Frodo
"Nice.", said Weasel, nodding his head.
All of the sudden, water raced down the river, and swept Bob and Stu away. It was quiet for a while.
"Well, that works.", stated Flopsey, and they left to go to Riverplace.
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Meanwhile, in Isengard.
"Saruman, this can't go on any longer.", protested Gandy.
"But Gandy, I love you!", cried Saruman.
"Well, I don't love you.", said Gandy.
"Fine. You have elected the way of PAIN!!" And Saruman forced Gandy to breakdance on the floor. Once he got bored of that, he stored him on top of Orthanc to keep him safe.
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As the group went into the Great Hall of Rivendell, they saw that a party was going on. Lord Elvis was reciting poetry on the stage. A disco ball was flashing above his head.
"I stubbed my toe
It hurts a lot
First it was fine
But now it's not
I stubbed my toe
And swore real loud
My brother saw me
And laughed aloud
It hurts a lot
I think I'm dying
But my brother's hurt worse
Cause I sent him flying
Now I'm stuck in jail
Sad and full of woe
Just because my brother
Laughed when I stubbed my toe!"
Lord Elvis bowed to the loud cheers of the Elves. Then the small group at the back caught his attention.
"Well, what have we here?", he asked.
"I'm Skipper, and I'm engaged to an Elvish maiden.", he bragged.
"Yes, Skipper, I know. You're engaged to my daughter. What's with the kid?". Elvis asked, gesturing to Pothead.
"Bob the Headless Duck stabbed him with a morical blade.", explained Skipper.
"Well, don't be slow boy! Bring him here so I can help him!", yelled the Elf.
"Okie Dokie!", and Skipper brought Pothead up. He laid him down next to the Elf. Elvis bent down over him, and pulled out a spork.
"Get up.", he ordered, and poked him with the spork. Nothing happened.
"Get up.", he poked Pothead again. Nothing happened.
"Get UP!", he poked Pothead REALLY hard this time, and he woke up.
"Damn, what was that?", asked Pothead.
"It's not a spoon! It's not a fork! It's a spork! A magical spork!", sung Lord Elvis.
"Oooookay.", said Pothead.
"DUDE!", yelled Skipper. "That's a wicked sock!"
"Yeah!", said Frodo, bragging. "It's not only shiny, but it's corrupted, also!"
"Oh. My. God. Like, It's the Sock of Power!", yelled the Elvish maiden, Earwig.
"It IS?", asked Elvis. He got off the stage, and looked closer. "Holy SHIT! It IS!"
"I told you, Daddy.", said Earwig.
"Well, we'll have to have a secret meeting tomorrow morning. Refreshment's will be served.", said Elvis.
"SWEET!", yelled Flopsey.
"You're not invited!", said Elvis.
"Damn."
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Okay, tommorrow the Council of Elvis will be up. Or maybe tonight. Sometime soon. Peace and Portabello mushrooms!