Disclaimer: Fine! You keep asking, I'm KEEPING THEM!!
A/N: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MENTALLY SCARRING PEOPLE AND/OR CHARACTERS!!!
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The counccil of Elrond opened up. Elrond was sitting on a huge chair, and there were meny random people sitting around. "Welcome to the council of Elrond. Feel free to eat refreshments."
Pothead and Weasel look at the overloading refreshment table. "WORD!", cried Pothead.
"Dude!", Weasel agreed, and they ran to indulge themselves on lembas, elvish wine, and chocolate duck.
The Lord Elvis cleared his throat. "Anyways, we have to dso something.......uh........ummmm." Stumped, he jumps up and does that hip- rolling thing he's famous for.
Earwig screeched, and covered her eyes."EWWWWW!! DADDY!!"
Elvis sat down, and straightened his robes. "Sorry. Anyways again, we've gotta go do something. And we have to do it fast or else Bob and Stu will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
A random Gondor man spoke up. "Hey! That's my name!"
The Old Gondor Guy next to him groaned and rolled his eyes. "No, your name is Boromir."
Boromir thought stupidly for a second. "Oh, yeah. Oops."
Elvis ignored the stupid men. He lost faith in them ever since they laughed at his hip-rolling thing. "Frodo, bring forth the sock.", and he gestured his arm to this little bench.
Boromir junmped up, excited. "Frodo! that's my name!"
Old Gondor Man groaned and rolled his eyes again. "No, your name is Boromir."
Boromir did that stupid look again. "Oh, yeah. Oops."
Frodo jumps up, and does the chicken dance. Elvis clears his throat loudly, and Frodo gets scared and puts the sock on the table bench thingie. A Random Elf looked at the sock and yelled "Dude! That's an awesome sock!"
Frodo beamed "I know!"
Another random elf piped up. "It's so shiny!"
Frodogrinned. "And corrupted.", he bragged.
All of the sudden the council is interrupted by a loud noise. The Elves, Dwraves, Men and Hobbits jump and start running around, screaming their heads off.
Gimli, son of Gloin, yelled loudly. "THE DUCKS ARE REBELLING!!"
His announcement sends the council into even more chaos then it was in. (A/N: P.S. CHAOS RULES!)
Gimli yelled again, causing the council to scream like girls for a little while. "NEVER TRUST A REBEL DUCK!!!", he screamed, and covered his head with his arms.
Frodo jumped up once again. "I WILL KILL IT!"
They heard a loud gasp, and found that it came from the Lady Earwig. "NO! DON'T KILLTHE POOR REBEL DUCK!!!"
Elvis sighed and annoyed sigh. "Frodo, I'm sending you to almost certain death in Mordor so you can destroy the sock. I'm sorry to have to do this, but you upset my pretty annoying daughter."
Frodo nodded knowingly. "No problem, dude."
Elvis looked around. "Now, we just need to choose a band for you to go with. Everyone knows you can't protect yourself."
"Yeah, why does everyone want to kill me?"
Skipper jumped amd waved his arm. "I WANNA GO SAVE THE WORLD AND BE KING!!"
Gandy rolled his eyes. "Don't we all."
"There's only one way to solve this.", said the wise Lord Elvis.
"How?", asked Frodo, wide-eyed.
"Eeny, meeny, miney, mordor!", said Lord Elrond.
The council proceeded to do eeny meeny miney mordor, and chose a Fellowship of Eight. Gimli, Flopsey, Mopsey, Cottontail, Gandy, Frodo, Boromir and Skipper were going.
"Hey! I want an Elfie to go!", yelled Skipper.
"Why?", asked Gimli?
"Becuase I like their pointy ears!", whined Skipper.
"Fine! Legolas will go with you!", said Lord Elvis.
"Who's Legolas?', asked Pothead, looking around the council.
"He's not here. He's up hiding in his room.", Elvis said.
"Why?", asked Weasel.
Elvis shrugged, and looked towards Legolas's window. "Thousands of years of getting chased by Rabid Fangirls will do that to you."
The council decided that the Fellowship would go on Christmas, so the others didn't have to spend money on presents for them.
"One last thing.", said Lord Elvis. "FLOPEY GET OUT OF THE REFRESHMENTS!!! THOSE ARE ONLY FOR INVITED GUESTS! NOT ONES THAT SNUCK IN!!!"
Flopsey grinned an evil grin. "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
A/N: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MENTALLY SCARRING PEOPLE AND/OR CHARACTERS!!!
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The counccil of Elrond opened up. Elrond was sitting on a huge chair, and there were meny random people sitting around. "Welcome to the council of Elrond. Feel free to eat refreshments."
Pothead and Weasel look at the overloading refreshment table. "WORD!", cried Pothead.
"Dude!", Weasel agreed, and they ran to indulge themselves on lembas, elvish wine, and chocolate duck.
The Lord Elvis cleared his throat. "Anyways, we have to dso something.......uh........ummmm." Stumped, he jumps up and does that hip- rolling thing he's famous for.
Earwig screeched, and covered her eyes."EWWWWW!! DADDY!!"
Elvis sat down, and straightened his robes. "Sorry. Anyways again, we've gotta go do something. And we have to do it fast or else Bob and Stu will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
A random Gondor man spoke up. "Hey! That's my name!"
The Old Gondor Guy next to him groaned and rolled his eyes. "No, your name is Boromir."
Boromir thought stupidly for a second. "Oh, yeah. Oops."
Elvis ignored the stupid men. He lost faith in them ever since they laughed at his hip-rolling thing. "Frodo, bring forth the sock.", and he gestured his arm to this little bench.
Boromir junmped up, excited. "Frodo! that's my name!"
Old Gondor Man groaned and rolled his eyes again. "No, your name is Boromir."
Boromir did that stupid look again. "Oh, yeah. Oops."
Frodo jumps up, and does the chicken dance. Elvis clears his throat loudly, and Frodo gets scared and puts the sock on the table bench thingie. A Random Elf looked at the sock and yelled "Dude! That's an awesome sock!"
Frodo beamed "I know!"
Another random elf piped up. "It's so shiny!"
Frodogrinned. "And corrupted.", he bragged.
All of the sudden the council is interrupted by a loud noise. The Elves, Dwraves, Men and Hobbits jump and start running around, screaming their heads off.
Gimli, son of Gloin, yelled loudly. "THE DUCKS ARE REBELLING!!"
His announcement sends the council into even more chaos then it was in. (A/N: P.S. CHAOS RULES!)
Gimli yelled again, causing the council to scream like girls for a little while. "NEVER TRUST A REBEL DUCK!!!", he screamed, and covered his head with his arms.
Frodo jumped up once again. "I WILL KILL IT!"
They heard a loud gasp, and found that it came from the Lady Earwig. "NO! DON'T KILLTHE POOR REBEL DUCK!!!"
Elvis sighed and annoyed sigh. "Frodo, I'm sending you to almost certain death in Mordor so you can destroy the sock. I'm sorry to have to do this, but you upset my pretty annoying daughter."
Frodo nodded knowingly. "No problem, dude."
Elvis looked around. "Now, we just need to choose a band for you to go with. Everyone knows you can't protect yourself."
"Yeah, why does everyone want to kill me?"
Skipper jumped amd waved his arm. "I WANNA GO SAVE THE WORLD AND BE KING!!"
Gandy rolled his eyes. "Don't we all."
"There's only one way to solve this.", said the wise Lord Elvis.
"How?", asked Frodo, wide-eyed.
"Eeny, meeny, miney, mordor!", said Lord Elrond.
The council proceeded to do eeny meeny miney mordor, and chose a Fellowship of Eight. Gimli, Flopsey, Mopsey, Cottontail, Gandy, Frodo, Boromir and Skipper were going.
"Hey! I want an Elfie to go!", yelled Skipper.
"Why?", asked Gimli?
"Becuase I like their pointy ears!", whined Skipper.
"Fine! Legolas will go with you!", said Lord Elvis.
"Who's Legolas?', asked Pothead, looking around the council.
"He's not here. He's up hiding in his room.", Elvis said.
"Why?", asked Weasel.
Elvis shrugged, and looked towards Legolas's window. "Thousands of years of getting chased by Rabid Fangirls will do that to you."
The council decided that the Fellowship would go on Christmas, so the others didn't have to spend money on presents for them.
"One last thing.", said Lord Elvis. "FLOPEY GET OUT OF THE REFRESHMENTS!!! THOSE ARE ONLY FOR INVITED GUESTS! NOT ONES THAT SNUCK IN!!!"
Flopsey grinned an evil grin. "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!