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RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MENTAL SCARRING OF ANY CHARACTERS/READERS!
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A Greyhound bus pulled up in front of the 'hidden doorway' of MORIA!
"Last stop, the Mines of Moria. Please exit the bus in an orderly fashion," said the bus driver, Stewart Stewie.
The FELLOWSHIP OF THE SOCK exited the bus, and it pulled away. Pothead and Weasel quickly ran and hid behind a tree.
"Now we have to find the door." said Gandy-dude.
"I don't see a door." said Mopsey.
"That's because, Mopsey, THE DOOR IS HIDDEN!" Gandy yelled. Loudly.
A loud gasp echoed off the rocks. "Mopsey! That's MY name!"
Skipper sighed. "No, your name's Boromir."
Boromir thought for a while. "Oh, yeah." he said stupidly.
Gimli groaned. "Shut up you people, and get out of the way."
They all moved, and Gimli walked up to stand in front of the walls of MORIA!
"Dwarves rule, Elves suck." The doors pushed open.
"HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE!" Legolas yelled.
Gimli grinned. "It may not be nice, but it's true!"
Flopsey looked inside. "Nuh-uh I ain't goin' in there! It's WAAAY too dark."
Gandy groaned. "Then what are you going to do?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I dunno." Flopsey said.
Suddenly, a HUGE monster leapt out of the lake. "MUAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HUGE MONSTER THAT LEAPT OUT OF THE LAKE!"
"AHHHH!" the Fellowship and the stalkers screamed. "IT'S THE HUGE MONSTER THAT LEAPT OUT OF THE LAKE! RUN!"
And they ran into the Mines of Moria, despite Flopsey's FEAR OF THE DARK!
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Inside, they were greeted by a terrible stench.
"Eww, what's that terrible stench. It's making my hair curl." Legolas said.
"It's probably...FANGIRLS!" Gimli yelled maliciously.
"AHHHHH!" Legolas sobbed, clinging to Skippers leg. "Not FANGIRLS!"
"No, it's not Fangirls, Legolas." Gandy said wisely. "It's dwarves."
"Hey!" Gimli yelled.
"Rotting dwarves." Gandy said.
"How do you know?" said a random stalker.
Gandy sighed. "Since none of you are as special as me, I'll help you out."
Gandy flipped the light switch, and then there was light.
Cottontail looked around. "Well, I coulda lived without seeing this. What happened here, Gandy-dude?"
"It's unspeakable, Cottontail." Gandy gasped.
"Come on, Gandy. You can tell us." said Flopsey.
"Uh-uh! Bad MOPSEY! I'm Flopsey." yelled the TRUE Flospey.
"Mopsey. That's a bad boy." said Frodo.
"ANYWAY-" Gandy said. "It's evil beyond belief."
"What was it?" Legolas asked calmly. "A dwarf bikini contest?"
A shudder swept through the Fellowship and the Fellowship's Stalkers.
"Hey!" said Gimli. "Those are very enjoyable!"
"I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer." said a disgusted Gandy.
"Anyway, as I was saying, it was terrible. More terrible than Rabid Fangirls. More terrible than a dwarfish bikini contest. It was..." her let the drama of this sink in. I took a while, though, cause Boromir was there. "RADIOACTIVE GIANT MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!"
Yet another chill swept the Fellowship, in a series of shocking close-ups.
Mushrooms.
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A Greyhound bus pulled up in front of the 'hidden doorway' of MORIA!
"Last stop, the Mines of Moria. Please exit the bus in an orderly fashion," said the bus driver, Stewart Stewie.
The FELLOWSHIP OF THE SOCK exited the bus, and it pulled away. Pothead and Weasel quickly ran and hid behind a tree.
"Now we have to find the door." said Gandy-dude.
"I don't see a door." said Mopsey.
"That's because, Mopsey, THE DOOR IS HIDDEN!" Gandy yelled. Loudly.
A loud gasp echoed off the rocks. "Mopsey! That's MY name!"
Skipper sighed. "No, your name's Boromir."
Boromir thought for a while. "Oh, yeah." he said stupidly.
Gimli groaned. "Shut up you people, and get out of the way."
They all moved, and Gimli walked up to stand in front of the walls of MORIA!
"Dwarves rule, Elves suck." The doors pushed open.
"HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE!" Legolas yelled.
Gimli grinned. "It may not be nice, but it's true!"
Flopsey looked inside. "Nuh-uh I ain't goin' in there! It's WAAAY too dark."
Gandy groaned. "Then what are you going to do?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I dunno." Flopsey said.
Suddenly, a HUGE monster leapt out of the lake. "MUAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HUGE MONSTER THAT LEAPT OUT OF THE LAKE!"
"AHHHH!" the Fellowship and the stalkers screamed. "IT'S THE HUGE MONSTER THAT LEAPT OUT OF THE LAKE! RUN!"
And they ran into the Mines of Moria, despite Flopsey's FEAR OF THE DARK!
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Inside, they were greeted by a terrible stench.
"Eww, what's that terrible stench. It's making my hair curl." Legolas said.
"It's probably...FANGIRLS!" Gimli yelled maliciously.
"AHHHHH!" Legolas sobbed, clinging to Skippers leg. "Not FANGIRLS!"
"No, it's not Fangirls, Legolas." Gandy said wisely. "It's dwarves."
"Hey!" Gimli yelled.
"Rotting dwarves." Gandy said.
"How do you know?" said a random stalker.
Gandy sighed. "Since none of you are as special as me, I'll help you out."
Gandy flipped the light switch, and then there was light.
Cottontail looked around. "Well, I coulda lived without seeing this. What happened here, Gandy-dude?"
"It's unspeakable, Cottontail." Gandy gasped.
"Come on, Gandy. You can tell us." said Flopsey.
"Uh-uh! Bad MOPSEY! I'm Flopsey." yelled the TRUE Flospey.
"Mopsey. That's a bad boy." said Frodo.
"ANYWAY-" Gandy said. "It's evil beyond belief."
"What was it?" Legolas asked calmly. "A dwarf bikini contest?"
A shudder swept through the Fellowship and the Fellowship's Stalkers.
"Hey!" said Gimli. "Those are very enjoyable!"
"I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer." said a disgusted Gandy.
"Anyway, as I was saying, it was terrible. More terrible than Rabid Fangirls. More terrible than a dwarfish bikini contest. It was..." her let the drama of this sink in. I took a while, though, cause Boromir was there. "RADIOACTIVE GIANT MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!"
Yet another chill swept the Fellowship, in a series of shocking close-ups.
Mushrooms.