Disclaimer: I disclaim.
A/N: I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MENTALLY SCARRING ANY READERS/CHARACTERS.
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"Mushrooms?" Boromir asked. "I don't get it."
Gandy rolled his eyes. "Not regular mushrooms-"
"MUSHROOMS?!?! Where?!?" Flopsy shrieked.
"NO! QUIET!" the Fellowship fell silent. Gandy cleared his throat and continued. "They're GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!"
"And? What's the difference?" Mopsey asked.
"THESE MUSHROOMS ARE GIANT, RADIOACTIVE AND THEY'RE DANGEROUS!"
"Why?" asked Boromir.
"BECAUSE THEY'RE MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!"
"Ooooh. I get it!" Boromir said.
There was silence for a while. "Soooo.should we flee in terror or something?" Frodo asked.
Gandy shrugged. "Sure, for good measure."
And with that the Fellowship and the Fellowship's stalkers ran off screaming and waving their hands in the air.
The End.
Just kidding.
Anyway Gandy ran and Skipper ran and Frodo ran and Gimli ran and Legolas ran and Flopsey ran and Mopsey ran and Cottontail ran and Boromir skipped and Pothead ran and Weasel ran and The Giant Radioactive Mushrooms of Doom ran. Wait.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!!!" Gimli screamed.
"Not as scary as fangirls." Legolas said.
And the Giant Radioactive Mushrooms of Doom ran up and ate the Fellowship and lived happily ever after with the shiny, corrupted sock, which they name Frieda.
The End.
Just Kidding.
When they found that they were being chased by the Giant Radioactive Mushrooms of Doom, the Fellowship and the Fellowship's stalkers began running even faster. And faster. And faster. And faster until finally they broke the sound barrier! Cool!
The End.
Just Kidding.
Gandy told the Fellowship and their stalkers to run across the Bridge of Pretty, Pretty Ponies. I mean the BRIDGE OF EVIL, EVIL MONSTERS THAT DESTROY ENTIRE CITIES, KICK PUPPIES AND STEAL EVERYONE'S LEFT SHOE!
"RUN YOU FOOLS!" Gandy yelled as the mushrooms came up before the bridge.
"I am the servant of the Secret Society of Evil Socks, wielder of Skipper's granny's panties-"
"Hey!" Skipper protested.
"Extremely large radioactiveness will not prevail you! Fungi of the Fun Guy, BEGONE!!"
Nothing happened.
"I said BEGONE!"
Still, noting happened.
"Hey, I'm talking to you up there!" Gandy screeched, and began to beat the GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUSHROOM OF DOOM!
He was caught off guard when part of the Mushroom broke off and fell several stories onto his head. Gandy tottered for a few seconds, then fell over the edge of the Bridge of Pr- THE BRIDGE OF EVIL, EVIL MONSTERS THAT DESTROY ENTIRE CITIES, KICK PUPPIES AND STEAL EVERYONE'S LEFT SHOE!
Skipper watched as Gandy fell. "Well, it's about bloody time. I thought that old fart would never croak."
"I get his Lamborghini!" Frodo called. They all turned to stare at him. "Ummmm I mean his horse?"
"Nice save." Legolas nodded.
"Thanks."
"Is that the sock?" Legolas asked.
"Yup."
Legolas raised his eyebrows in respect. "Wow. Shiny."
"And corrupted." Frodo bragged.
"Well, let's pay our respects and leave." Skipper said.
"I'm not dead!" A voice came from under the bridge.
"Yes you are!"
"No, relly, I'm quite alright. Luckily, there was some cleaning solution down here and it broke my fall!"
"You're dead!"
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes, you are! Quit lying!"
"I assure you, I'm quite alright."
"No, you're dead!" shouted Skipper as he threw a rather large stone down the abyss.
"OWIE!"
"There. Anyway. Now that our leader has died-"
"I'm NOT dead!"
"Whatever! Anyway, now I shall lead you."
"Oh no.", muttered Gimli.
"May the Valar have mercy on our souls." Legolas breathed.
"Oh, come on guys. It'll be alright.", said Skipper as he turned around and ran into the wall.
The End.
No, really it's the end! I promise.
"I'm not dead!"
Shut up Gandy! The chapter's over!
"Oh."
Anyway, now it's the end.
"Hey, look! Some cheese!"
Flopsey! Bad Flopsey!
Now it's the end.
And now I'd better shut up before one of these idiots starts talking again.
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So? You like?
A/N: I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MENTALLY SCARRING ANY READERS/CHARACTERS.
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"Mushrooms?" Boromir asked. "I don't get it."
Gandy rolled his eyes. "Not regular mushrooms-"
"MUSHROOMS?!?! Where?!?" Flopsy shrieked.
"NO! QUIET!" the Fellowship fell silent. Gandy cleared his throat and continued. "They're GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!"
"And? What's the difference?" Mopsey asked.
"THESE MUSHROOMS ARE GIANT, RADIOACTIVE AND THEY'RE DANGEROUS!"
"Why?" asked Boromir.
"BECAUSE THEY'RE MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!"
"Ooooh. I get it!" Boromir said.
There was silence for a while. "Soooo.should we flee in terror or something?" Frodo asked.
Gandy shrugged. "Sure, for good measure."
And with that the Fellowship and the Fellowship's stalkers ran off screaming and waving their hands in the air.
The End.
Just kidding.
Anyway Gandy ran and Skipper ran and Frodo ran and Gimli ran and Legolas ran and Flopsey ran and Mopsey ran and Cottontail ran and Boromir skipped and Pothead ran and Weasel ran and The Giant Radioactive Mushrooms of Doom ran. Wait.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUSHROOMS OF DOOM!!!" Gimli screamed.
"Not as scary as fangirls." Legolas said.
And the Giant Radioactive Mushrooms of Doom ran up and ate the Fellowship and lived happily ever after with the shiny, corrupted sock, which they name Frieda.
The End.
Just Kidding.
When they found that they were being chased by the Giant Radioactive Mushrooms of Doom, the Fellowship and the Fellowship's stalkers began running even faster. And faster. And faster. And faster until finally they broke the sound barrier! Cool!
The End.
Just Kidding.
Gandy told the Fellowship and their stalkers to run across the Bridge of Pretty, Pretty Ponies. I mean the BRIDGE OF EVIL, EVIL MONSTERS THAT DESTROY ENTIRE CITIES, KICK PUPPIES AND STEAL EVERYONE'S LEFT SHOE!
"RUN YOU FOOLS!" Gandy yelled as the mushrooms came up before the bridge.
"I am the servant of the Secret Society of Evil Socks, wielder of Skipper's granny's panties-"
"Hey!" Skipper protested.
"Extremely large radioactiveness will not prevail you! Fungi of the Fun Guy, BEGONE!!"
Nothing happened.
"I said BEGONE!"
Still, noting happened.
"Hey, I'm talking to you up there!" Gandy screeched, and began to beat the GIANT RADIOACTIVE MUSHROOM OF DOOM!
He was caught off guard when part of the Mushroom broke off and fell several stories onto his head. Gandy tottered for a few seconds, then fell over the edge of the Bridge of Pr- THE BRIDGE OF EVIL, EVIL MONSTERS THAT DESTROY ENTIRE CITIES, KICK PUPPIES AND STEAL EVERYONE'S LEFT SHOE!
Skipper watched as Gandy fell. "Well, it's about bloody time. I thought that old fart would never croak."
"I get his Lamborghini!" Frodo called. They all turned to stare at him. "Ummmm I mean his horse?"
"Nice save." Legolas nodded.
"Thanks."
"Is that the sock?" Legolas asked.
"Yup."
Legolas raised his eyebrows in respect. "Wow. Shiny."
"And corrupted." Frodo bragged.
"Well, let's pay our respects and leave." Skipper said.
"I'm not dead!" A voice came from under the bridge.
"Yes you are!"
"No, relly, I'm quite alright. Luckily, there was some cleaning solution down here and it broke my fall!"
"You're dead!"
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes, you are! Quit lying!"
"I assure you, I'm quite alright."
"No, you're dead!" shouted Skipper as he threw a rather large stone down the abyss.
"OWIE!"
"There. Anyway. Now that our leader has died-"
"I'm NOT dead!"
"Whatever! Anyway, now I shall lead you."
"Oh no.", muttered Gimli.
"May the Valar have mercy on our souls." Legolas breathed.
"Oh, come on guys. It'll be alright.", said Skipper as he turned around and ran into the wall.
The End.
No, really it's the end! I promise.
"I'm not dead!"
Shut up Gandy! The chapter's over!
"Oh."
Anyway, now it's the end.
"Hey, look! Some cheese!"
Flopsey! Bad Flopsey!
Now it's the end.
And now I'd better shut up before one of these idiots starts talking again.
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So? You like?