"Zidler, my hair is so messy! I can't go out like this!" Satine
huffed, running fingers through her mass of silky red hair. She stuck out
her bottom lip in a pouting matter and let out a little whimper she was
sure would melt his heart.
"Satine shut up and go out there." He commanded, hiding the urge to laugh at her face when he told her that.
"He's a man whore, I swear." Kat growled as she walked down the hall with Megan.
"Of course he's a man whore, most men are." Megan agreed sympathetically.
"But he touched my ASS!"
"Then he's a horny man whore!"
At this they both burst into giggles, getting a few strange looks from their classmates in the hall. After a few seconds of silence, Megan added her brilliance to the conversation.
"You know if Satine had a penis she would be a horny man whore too."
Then something most strange began to happen. The light in the hallway dimmed, and then faded altogether. One would expect that after such a thing you could still see, but the halls were totally dark.
"Kitty.can I ask you something?" Megan asked with a nervous tone in her voice.
"Yeah?"
"Is this normal?"
"Not really."
"But it's not a problem?"
"Oh no, not at all."
They had stopped walking at this point, and simply stared ahead into the darkness. Kat was preoccupied with the image of Elijah Wood while Megan was busy thinking of Dominic Monaghan. Then there was a sudden FLASH of lights.
"Ahhh! I'm blind!" They both yelled in unison, raising their hands to block the light that now streamed down on them. Megan was the first to recover from the blinding lights, and she stood dumbfounded as she stared into a sea of VERY horny man whores.
"Kat," she whispered nervously, "duck!"
From her infinite movie knowledge she knew very well that a certain courtesan would be swooping down any moment. So, she and Kat hit the floor. Two seconds later a jazzy song started up and sure enough, Satine flew past on her little swing, nearly kicking them in the top of their heads.
Megan turned her head to look at Kat, with a curious but eager expression on her face.
"I don't know HOW or WHY, but we're HERE!" She squealed, and stood up. Kat was quick to follow, but they were swept to the side as a crowd of men dashed forward to see Satine.
Megan and Kat stared at each other, a smile slowly spreading across their faces. In slow motion they turned their heads to find Christian, Toulouse, The Doctor, The Argentinean, and Sadie sitting at a table. They melted. Well, not literally of course, that would be gross. But they did resemble mush, and all they could do was babble in some incomprehensible language about them being cuter in real life.
A howling whirl of pink feathers dashed past the two girls, scaring them both. Megan gritted her teeth as she watched the scene she'd watched so many times on her DVD player fold out before her eyes.
"Kat, we can't let Satine have Christian! He deserves somebody better." Megan hissed.
"Like you, I suppose?" Kat asked sarcastically. Megan smirked at this, and nodded her head.
"Well he's no Merry......but......oh......oh......Kat, Kat, LOOK!" Megan said, her train of thought switching in mid sentence. Kat glanced at her tongue tied friend, wondering what could cause her to drool like that. Then she followed Megan's gaze and found herself staring at four hobbits.
Sitting not too far away was a rodent. No, not a mouse, just a duke. He was staring ardently at Kat, and felt rather enamored with the girl. Beside him Zidler was babbling on about something, but he could not rip his eyes off of Kat.
"I must have her." The Duke whispered.
"I must have him." Megan whispered as she gazed longingly at a very confused looking Merry.
"I must have him." Kat murmured as she stared lovingly at a most baffled Frodo.
"I must have her." Christian mused as he stared at.........Arwen.
"Satine shut up and go out there." He commanded, hiding the urge to laugh at her face when he told her that.
"He's a man whore, I swear." Kat growled as she walked down the hall with Megan.
"Of course he's a man whore, most men are." Megan agreed sympathetically.
"But he touched my ASS!"
"Then he's a horny man whore!"
At this they both burst into giggles, getting a few strange looks from their classmates in the hall. After a few seconds of silence, Megan added her brilliance to the conversation.
"You know if Satine had a penis she would be a horny man whore too."
Then something most strange began to happen. The light in the hallway dimmed, and then faded altogether. One would expect that after such a thing you could still see, but the halls were totally dark.
"Kitty.can I ask you something?" Megan asked with a nervous tone in her voice.
"Yeah?"
"Is this normal?"
"Not really."
"But it's not a problem?"
"Oh no, not at all."
They had stopped walking at this point, and simply stared ahead into the darkness. Kat was preoccupied with the image of Elijah Wood while Megan was busy thinking of Dominic Monaghan. Then there was a sudden FLASH of lights.
"Ahhh! I'm blind!" They both yelled in unison, raising their hands to block the light that now streamed down on them. Megan was the first to recover from the blinding lights, and she stood dumbfounded as she stared into a sea of VERY horny man whores.
"Kat," she whispered nervously, "duck!"
From her infinite movie knowledge she knew very well that a certain courtesan would be swooping down any moment. So, she and Kat hit the floor. Two seconds later a jazzy song started up and sure enough, Satine flew past on her little swing, nearly kicking them in the top of their heads.
Megan turned her head to look at Kat, with a curious but eager expression on her face.
"I don't know HOW or WHY, but we're HERE!" She squealed, and stood up. Kat was quick to follow, but they were swept to the side as a crowd of men dashed forward to see Satine.
Megan and Kat stared at each other, a smile slowly spreading across their faces. In slow motion they turned their heads to find Christian, Toulouse, The Doctor, The Argentinean, and Sadie sitting at a table. They melted. Well, not literally of course, that would be gross. But they did resemble mush, and all they could do was babble in some incomprehensible language about them being cuter in real life.
A howling whirl of pink feathers dashed past the two girls, scaring them both. Megan gritted her teeth as she watched the scene she'd watched so many times on her DVD player fold out before her eyes.
"Kat, we can't let Satine have Christian! He deserves somebody better." Megan hissed.
"Like you, I suppose?" Kat asked sarcastically. Megan smirked at this, and nodded her head.
"Well he's no Merry......but......oh......oh......Kat, Kat, LOOK!" Megan said, her train of thought switching in mid sentence. Kat glanced at her tongue tied friend, wondering what could cause her to drool like that. Then she followed Megan's gaze and found herself staring at four hobbits.
Sitting not too far away was a rodent. No, not a mouse, just a duke. He was staring ardently at Kat, and felt rather enamored with the girl. Beside him Zidler was babbling on about something, but he could not rip his eyes off of Kat.
"I must have her." The Duke whispered.
"I must have him." Megan whispered as she gazed longingly at a very confused looking Merry.
"I must have him." Kat murmured as she stared lovingly at a most baffled Frodo.
"I must have her." Christian mused as he stared at.........Arwen.