Eat Your Vegetables.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This computer isn't even mine god damnit.
Orgasms for everyone!
After everyone's done fucking......including Severus and the plant........Their attention is drawn to a small hamster.
"What the fuck? The fucking hamster has fucking red eyes! fucking hell!" exclaimed Ron.
"What the fuck? It's a fucking hamster.....how the fuck did that get here???" said Harry.
Neville instantly starts fucking the hamster. (Poor Hamster)
"What the fuck neville? Don't fucking fuck the fucking hamster with the fucking red eyes. Fucking asshole/" Harry said, annoyed.
"OH, OH , OH, YEAH HAMMY, OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD, FUCKING HELL, OH, OH," yelled Neville in delight.
*All the readers turn away in disgust, except for the horny perverted ones, who take pictures*
"Fucking ewwwww Neville, You bloody fucker, you're hurting the fucking hamster" said Ron, pulling Neville off
"But he was so fucking good!" exclaimed the Hamster.
Neville quickly slips the hamster 5 galleons. *The readers shiver.*
The bi-sexual hamster moves over to Hermione.
"So, how the fuck are you doing baby?" said the hamster, giving her a wink.
"I'm fucking fine, how the fuck are you?" she said back.
"Doing pretty fuckin fine, and you're pretty fuckin fine aswell" said the hamster seductively
"Eww, like I'd ever fuck you, you fucking hamster." said Hermione in disgust.
The hamster gets mad and rapes Hermione. *All the readers puke at this point.*
"NO!! SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME! AHHHH FUCK!" screams Hermione.
Everyone goes over and Kills the hamster.....which, as you might have guessed, triggers more group sex.
"OH, OH , OH ,FUCK, DUMBLEDORE, OH, THATS THE SPOT!!! yelled someone.
"GIVE IT TO ME SOCK BOY OH, FUCK, YEAH, FUCK ME, OH" said a shoe.
*At this point, the readers commit suicide and the characters stop fucking each other.*
Everyone gets dressed again and sits up. Then.....
"FUCK, I FUCKING SAT ON A FUCKING VIBRATOR! FUUUUUUUCK! yelled Ron.
The vibrator smiles. "I know you liked it baby."
"Fuck, well......FUCK YEAH I DID!!!" said Ron.
*The readers are in heaven happily NOT reading this*
"You fucker Ron, you shouldn't enjoy my vibrator!" said Hermione.
Everyone stares at her.
"Well....I gotta pleasure myself.......Ron gets so fucking boring after a fucking while."
Ron looks at her. He's very angry at this point.
"Fuck you Hermione. You fucking suck......my equiptment......and you're not very fucking good at it either."
Hermione gasps. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! YOU FUCKING LOVE MY FUCKING BLOW JOBS YOU FUCKER!!!!"
"No I fucking don't. You're fucking lazy at it." said Ron
Hermione slaps him "Fuck you."
Which brings on some group sex. As you might of guessed.
So, thats...."it" for this chappie.....see ya next time guys, and R/R
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This computer isn't even mine god damnit.
Orgasms for everyone!
After everyone's done fucking......including Severus and the plant........Their attention is drawn to a small hamster.
"What the fuck? The fucking hamster has fucking red eyes! fucking hell!" exclaimed Ron.
"What the fuck? It's a fucking hamster.....how the fuck did that get here???" said Harry.
Neville instantly starts fucking the hamster. (Poor Hamster)
"What the fuck neville? Don't fucking fuck the fucking hamster with the fucking red eyes. Fucking asshole/" Harry said, annoyed.
"OH, OH , OH, YEAH HAMMY, OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD, FUCKING HELL, OH, OH," yelled Neville in delight.
*All the readers turn away in disgust, except for the horny perverted ones, who take pictures*
"Fucking ewwwww Neville, You bloody fucker, you're hurting the fucking hamster" said Ron, pulling Neville off
"But he was so fucking good!" exclaimed the Hamster.
Neville quickly slips the hamster 5 galleons. *The readers shiver.*
The bi-sexual hamster moves over to Hermione.
"So, how the fuck are you doing baby?" said the hamster, giving her a wink.
"I'm fucking fine, how the fuck are you?" she said back.
"Doing pretty fuckin fine, and you're pretty fuckin fine aswell" said the hamster seductively
"Eww, like I'd ever fuck you, you fucking hamster." said Hermione in disgust.
The hamster gets mad and rapes Hermione. *All the readers puke at this point.*
"NO!! SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME! AHHHH FUCK!" screams Hermione.
Everyone goes over and Kills the hamster.....which, as you might have guessed, triggers more group sex.
"OH, OH , OH ,FUCK, DUMBLEDORE, OH, THATS THE SPOT!!! yelled someone.
"GIVE IT TO ME SOCK BOY OH, FUCK, YEAH, FUCK ME, OH" said a shoe.
*At this point, the readers commit suicide and the characters stop fucking each other.*
Everyone gets dressed again and sits up. Then.....
"FUCK, I FUCKING SAT ON A FUCKING VIBRATOR! FUUUUUUUCK! yelled Ron.
The vibrator smiles. "I know you liked it baby."
"Fuck, well......FUCK YEAH I DID!!!" said Ron.
*The readers are in heaven happily NOT reading this*
"You fucker Ron, you shouldn't enjoy my vibrator!" said Hermione.
Everyone stares at her.
"Well....I gotta pleasure myself.......Ron gets so fucking boring after a fucking while."
Ron looks at her. He's very angry at this point.
"Fuck you Hermione. You fucking suck......my equiptment......and you're not very fucking good at it either."
Hermione gasps. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! YOU FUCKING LOVE MY FUCKING BLOW JOBS YOU FUCKER!!!!"
"No I fucking don't. You're fucking lazy at it." said Ron
Hermione slaps him "Fuck you."
Which brings on some group sex. As you might of guessed.
So, thats...."it" for this chappie.....see ya next time guys, and R/R