Eat Your Vegetables.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Fuck you.
After a nice long session of group sex, everyone was talking again. How nice. *Shakes his head*

"Fucking hell, what the fuck, Dumbledore's glasses are molesting Filch's fucking cat!" said Harry.
"Who gives a fuck?" said Ron.
"Shouldn't we fucking help the poor cat?" asked Harry.
"FUCK No." yelled everyone.

Neville goes over and the glasses and the cat and him have group sex. *Shame on me*
"I shoved my tits in fucking milk jugs!" said Hermione.

"...." - everyone else.
"What? I fucking gotta keep them fucking excited, I've had group sex like a bazillion times today!"
Which of course triggers another session of sex. *No christina, I'm not adding it in.*
Fucking hell, I can't make it funny anymore! I'm LOST god fucking damnit.

A hippie squirrel, high on weed, walks in. *OH YEAH, GOT IT BACK!*
"How ya fuckin doing, you sexy thing?" the squirrel asks Lance Bass, who just *appeared* there.
"I'm doing fine, you mother fucking squirrel. How are you're fucking nuts?" said Lance.
"I just fucking waxed 'em yesterday mate." said the squirrel and he grinned.
Which, triggers more group sex.
"OH SQUIRRELY! GO RIGHT THE FUCK UP THAT FUCKING HOLE!" yelled Snape.
And so that session ends.
George Bush walks in.
"I'm a hoe!" he says.
Which triggers alot more group sex and stuff.
That was that chappie, Please R/R ^^