Eat your vegetables
After that group sex round, George Bush leaves singing the blowjob song *Blink 182...*
"Oh fuck.....its Al Gore.....fuck...." said Ron.
"I invented fucking." said Al.
"Fuck you Al." said Harry
Chris and Joey from Nsync walk in.
"What the fuck? Why the fuck are all these fucking Nsync people here......" said Hermione.
"Oh Lancey baby, I want you so fuckin bad!" said Chris.
"No, Fuck, Don't listen to him, I give you the best sex Lancey!" said Joey
Jerry Springer walks in.
"JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY" says the audience.
"Fuckin thanks folks. Today on this fuckin show we have Chris and Joey from fuckin Nsync fightin' over fuckin Lance, who can't fuckin decide who he fuckin wants to be with!
Everyone cheers and claps.
"So, fuckin Lance, tell me about the fuckin problem." said Jerry.
"WAIT A FUCKIN SECOND HERE!!! Isn't this a fuckin Harry Potter fan fic?" said Ron.
Everyone looks at him.
"Maaaaaybe it fuckin is. Maaaaaybe it fuckin isn't." said Lance.
"What the fuck Lance, it's in the fuckin Harry fuckin Potter section isn't it?" said Hermione.
Ginny walks in. "I'm a fucking prostitute, open for business."
Another round of group sex.....which brings us to one of my favourite quotes. "Lets go masturbate everyone! And come all over the place.......and make it smell bad." - myself. *Readers are proceeding to throw their computers out their windows.*
Everyone gets back up.....
"Oh my fucking god. It's Blink 182!" screamed Joey.
"Oh my fucking god! Its Nsync!!!" said Bart Simpson.....who magically appeared there....
"Fucking god, so fucking Nsync and fucking Bart Simpson are fucking here?" said Tom Delonge.
"Fuck yeah, except Justin and JC. Justin killed JC then he flipped over and died." said Nsync.
"Don't have a fucking cow man." said Bart.
"Nsync, we fucking challenge you to a fucking music duel."
Ron magically gets referree clothes on. I'm fuckin messed up people.
Blink starts off. "So here's your holiday, I hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away, it was mine, so when you're dead and gone, will you remember this night, twenty years now lost, it's not (fuckin') right"
Followed by Nsync. "I shot the (fuckin') sheriff, but I did not shoot the (fuckin') deputy."
"Fucking hell, that was bad Nsync. You're fucking weird. Blink fucking wins." said Ron.
The Jerry Springer audience cheers.
"What the fuck? You fucking people are still fucking here? Fuck off already." said Harry
Which triggers group sex with the whole audience, Blink, Nsync, and the usuals. Jerry jumps on top of a stuffed animal.
"OH OH OH, THATS RIGHT FLUFFY! OH OH OH!" said Jerry
Everyone gets back up. *Shakes his head* Sad.
"What the fuck, those fucking handcuff's are fucking the fucking Whomping fuckin Willow! Fucking hell." said Hermione.
Everyone drools and looks out the window. God.
They go back to the table and talk again.
Spongebob Squarepants walks in. "I fucked Gary everybody."
Which triggers group sex. I'm twisted.
After that group sex round, George Bush leaves singing the blowjob song *Blink 182...*
"Oh fuck.....its Al Gore.....fuck...." said Ron.
"I invented fucking." said Al.
"Fuck you Al." said Harry
Chris and Joey from Nsync walk in.
"What the fuck? Why the fuck are all these fucking Nsync people here......" said Hermione.
"Oh Lancey baby, I want you so fuckin bad!" said Chris.
"No, Fuck, Don't listen to him, I give you the best sex Lancey!" said Joey
Jerry Springer walks in.
"JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY FUCKIN JERRY" says the audience.
"Fuckin thanks folks. Today on this fuckin show we have Chris and Joey from fuckin Nsync fightin' over fuckin Lance, who can't fuckin decide who he fuckin wants to be with!
Everyone cheers and claps.
"So, fuckin Lance, tell me about the fuckin problem." said Jerry.
"WAIT A FUCKIN SECOND HERE!!! Isn't this a fuckin Harry Potter fan fic?" said Ron.
Everyone looks at him.
"Maaaaaybe it fuckin is. Maaaaaybe it fuckin isn't." said Lance.
"What the fuck Lance, it's in the fuckin Harry fuckin Potter section isn't it?" said Hermione.
Ginny walks in. "I'm a fucking prostitute, open for business."
Another round of group sex.....which brings us to one of my favourite quotes. "Lets go masturbate everyone! And come all over the place.......and make it smell bad." - myself. *Readers are proceeding to throw their computers out their windows.*
Everyone gets back up.....
"Oh my fucking god. It's Blink 182!" screamed Joey.
"Oh my fucking god! Its Nsync!!!" said Bart Simpson.....who magically appeared there....
"Fucking god, so fucking Nsync and fucking Bart Simpson are fucking here?" said Tom Delonge.
"Fuck yeah, except Justin and JC. Justin killed JC then he flipped over and died." said Nsync.
"Don't have a fucking cow man." said Bart.
"Nsync, we fucking challenge you to a fucking music duel."
Ron magically gets referree clothes on. I'm fuckin messed up people.
Blink starts off. "So here's your holiday, I hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away, it was mine, so when you're dead and gone, will you remember this night, twenty years now lost, it's not (fuckin') right"
Followed by Nsync. "I shot the (fuckin') sheriff, but I did not shoot the (fuckin') deputy."
"Fucking hell, that was bad Nsync. You're fucking weird. Blink fucking wins." said Ron.
The Jerry Springer audience cheers.
"What the fuck? You fucking people are still fucking here? Fuck off already." said Harry
Which triggers group sex with the whole audience, Blink, Nsync, and the usuals. Jerry jumps on top of a stuffed animal.
"OH OH OH, THATS RIGHT FLUFFY! OH OH OH!" said Jerry
Everyone gets back up. *Shakes his head* Sad.
"What the fuck, those fucking handcuff's are fucking the fucking Whomping fuckin Willow! Fucking hell." said Hermione.
Everyone drools and looks out the window. God.
They go back to the table and talk again.
Spongebob Squarepants walks in. "I fucked Gary everybody."
Which triggers group sex. I'm twisted.