Snape's Awfully Big Adventure
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A/N: I do now own Any Harry Potter character or Chuck E. Cheese, although if I did I would be rich, living off the invention of a robotic rat doing stupid songs for a bunch of six year olds. I don't think I would like that at all. If I owned Harry Potter, I would be J.K. Rowling, and she doesn't do fanfics, I guess. I mean it would be cool if she did. I do, however own the employees at the Chuck E. Cheese, because I made them up! HAHAHAH!
Dumbledore sat at his desk waiting for Snape to come in. He had to discuss some issues that he had been having with the students in his potions class.
Snape walked in. He was looking as angry as Dumbledore had ever seen him.
"Ah, Severus do come in and sit"
He sat. He was in a really bad mood today because some first years created a new explosive in his class, instead of making their potions. It was a very messy scene. He kept them behind to clean up the mess, and they missed lunch. He did too. He stayed and watched them repair and clean up everything. So he was in an especially bad mood when Harry's class came in for double potions. Neville, instead of making a sleeping potion, made a potion for boring holes into any surface. So, his cauldron was destroyed, and the potion spilled on the floor, making a huge hole in it. He repaired it quickly, but the class was still in a state of pandemonium, and it took him a good while to return class back to normal. So, by this point, he had had a bad day.
"You needed to see me, Headmaster?"
"Yes. Many students have been complaining about your mood. You seem more intolerable to them than before."
"I see."
"So I thought you should have the opportunity to appreciate children."
Oh no he thought. It wasn't any sort of anger management course that muggles use. He was truly scared of what Dumbledore had set up for him.
"I have arranged a job for you at this pizza chain in America called Chuck E. Cheese." Now Snape was thoroughly confused.
"What is that?" Snape snarled.
Dumbledore smiled. "It is a place where children go to eat pizza and play muggle games, and watch a show. I'm sure that it will be explained to you when you arrive there."
"How long will I have to be there?"
"Until further notice"
"When do I start?" He asked, with trepidation
"You start on Monday, in three days time."
"What is this place that I will be working?"
"I told you, it was a pizza chain in America, where children go and play muggle video games and eat pizza and watch a show performed by robot animals."
"How did you get all this information about this place?"
"I had Arthur Weasley check it out."
"I see"
Of course he had that muggle loving fool check it out. Dumbledore must have been putting some effort in this crusade to make him a better teacher. Snape sat there in utter shock. He didn't know what to say, partly because he thought this was some joke, poorly constructed, of course. He had been to America once to hide from other death eaters, but there he never heard of such a place, most likely because then it was called Showbiz Pizza, but he didn't know that.
"You may go, Severus."
He got up and left. He could only imagine the torture that he would go through in his near future. To cap off his bad day, he had missed both lunch and dinner. He then decided to go get some food from the House elves in the kitchen. He had a virtual feast for himself from what they gave him. So he went to bed, full and tired, but yet wide-awake thinking of the horrors that would ensue. The next three days passed too quickly for his liking. And before he knew it, Severus was on his way to America by way of portkey. When he arrived, what he saw horrified him. He saw a rainbow on a building with a loveable looking rodent on it. He wondered if he was at the right place, then he realized that he was. He almost retched.
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I hope you enjoy this story so far. I will try and put up one chapter a day until it is my turn to write.
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A/N: I do now own Any Harry Potter character or Chuck E. Cheese, although if I did I would be rich, living off the invention of a robotic rat doing stupid songs for a bunch of six year olds. I don't think I would like that at all. If I owned Harry Potter, I would be J.K. Rowling, and she doesn't do fanfics, I guess. I mean it would be cool if she did. I do, however own the employees at the Chuck E. Cheese, because I made them up! HAHAHAH!
Dumbledore sat at his desk waiting for Snape to come in. He had to discuss some issues that he had been having with the students in his potions class.
Snape walked in. He was looking as angry as Dumbledore had ever seen him.
"Ah, Severus do come in and sit"
He sat. He was in a really bad mood today because some first years created a new explosive in his class, instead of making their potions. It was a very messy scene. He kept them behind to clean up the mess, and they missed lunch. He did too. He stayed and watched them repair and clean up everything. So he was in an especially bad mood when Harry's class came in for double potions. Neville, instead of making a sleeping potion, made a potion for boring holes into any surface. So, his cauldron was destroyed, and the potion spilled on the floor, making a huge hole in it. He repaired it quickly, but the class was still in a state of pandemonium, and it took him a good while to return class back to normal. So, by this point, he had had a bad day.
"You needed to see me, Headmaster?"
"Yes. Many students have been complaining about your mood. You seem more intolerable to them than before."
"I see."
"So I thought you should have the opportunity to appreciate children."
Oh no he thought. It wasn't any sort of anger management course that muggles use. He was truly scared of what Dumbledore had set up for him.
"I have arranged a job for you at this pizza chain in America called Chuck E. Cheese." Now Snape was thoroughly confused.
"What is that?" Snape snarled.
Dumbledore smiled. "It is a place where children go to eat pizza and play muggle games, and watch a show. I'm sure that it will be explained to you when you arrive there."
"How long will I have to be there?"
"Until further notice"
"When do I start?" He asked, with trepidation
"You start on Monday, in three days time."
"What is this place that I will be working?"
"I told you, it was a pizza chain in America, where children go and play muggle video games and eat pizza and watch a show performed by robot animals."
"How did you get all this information about this place?"
"I had Arthur Weasley check it out."
"I see"
Of course he had that muggle loving fool check it out. Dumbledore must have been putting some effort in this crusade to make him a better teacher. Snape sat there in utter shock. He didn't know what to say, partly because he thought this was some joke, poorly constructed, of course. He had been to America once to hide from other death eaters, but there he never heard of such a place, most likely because then it was called Showbiz Pizza, but he didn't know that.
"You may go, Severus."
He got up and left. He could only imagine the torture that he would go through in his near future. To cap off his bad day, he had missed both lunch and dinner. He then decided to go get some food from the House elves in the kitchen. He had a virtual feast for himself from what they gave him. So he went to bed, full and tired, but yet wide-awake thinking of the horrors that would ensue. The next three days passed too quickly for his liking. And before he knew it, Severus was on his way to America by way of portkey. When he arrived, what he saw horrified him. He saw a rainbow on a building with a loveable looking rodent on it. He wondered if he was at the right place, then he realized that he was. He almost retched.
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I hope you enjoy this story so far. I will try and put up one chapter a day until it is my turn to write.