A/N: I do now own Any Harry Potter character or Chuck E. Cheese, although
if I did I would be rich, living off the invention of a robotic rat doing
stupid songs for a bunch of six year olds. I don't think I would like that
at all. If I owned Harry Potter, I would be J.K. Rowling, and she doesn't
do fanfics, I guess. I mean it would be cool if she did. I do, however own
the employees at the Chuck E. Cheese, because I made them up! HAHAHAH!
The first week of his employment at Chuck E. Cheese went like this: he cleaned up the most disgusting things imaginable, and hated his job, and had no idea of how it could get any worse. On Friday of his first week he had a conversation with a little boy named Zander, who kept staring at him with great interest.
"Yes?" Severus said, getting impatient with this boy.
"Hi. My name is Zander. I'm this many years old" He held up his hands to show that he was six.
"My friend Joey thinks that you are scary. Are you a clown?"
Snape rolled his eyes and said, "No I am not a clown."
"Oh. Joey is afraid of clowns."
"I watched Dracula last night, even when my mommy didn't want me to."
"Well, good for you."
"You look like Dracula. Do you drink others peoples blood?
"No I don't"
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"My mommy has a rash on-"
Before he could say any more, a woman sprinted for her boy. She grabbed him and stared at Severus for a minute, with her boy clutched to her. She then said to him:
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TALK TO STRANGERS! ESPECIALLY ONES LIKE THAT! THEY COULD BE WITH THE OCCULT!" He smirked. Him with the occult? Muggles are so small-minded. Watching the whole situation unfold, Kyle, his boss comes up to him.
"Hey Sev, I couldn't help but notice that you're scaring our customers away."
"I noticed"
"Well, I think on Monday you should do mascot duty. We got the rat costume back. How it turned green is beyond me."
"Yes, it is a wonder" Severus knew why it turned green, but he didn't dare tell him that he had done it.
"Whatever the case, I think it would be best for you to connect with the kids through another means..........where they can't see your face." He mumbled the last part. "Wonderful" Snape thought. Although, he was also scaring first years with a glance, so what could he expect? He did his job for the rest of the day, and then he went home. After dinner he relaxed by watching a documentary on HBO called "Southern Comfort," which was about what Severus thought was a man, because she looked like one. This woman who looked like a man took testosterone and by all outer appearances was a man. Then we find out that this woman had surgery enhance her manlihood(?). As it turns out, she is dying of ovarian cancer. He couldn't quite understand it. It was way too bizarre for him. So, after that he went to bed.
"I've been stripped of my dignity as a wizard and am now forced to dress up as a rat. Who would think? If only James Potter could see me now" He said sarcastically. Well, he thought, I have the weekend to myself........
AN: I actually saw a Documentary called Southern Comfort on HBO and it was on the same instances as that. I can't say that I hated it or enjoyed it, but it's a topic starter for sure.
The first week of his employment at Chuck E. Cheese went like this: he cleaned up the most disgusting things imaginable, and hated his job, and had no idea of how it could get any worse. On Friday of his first week he had a conversation with a little boy named Zander, who kept staring at him with great interest.
"Yes?" Severus said, getting impatient with this boy.
"Hi. My name is Zander. I'm this many years old" He held up his hands to show that he was six.
"My friend Joey thinks that you are scary. Are you a clown?"
Snape rolled his eyes and said, "No I am not a clown."
"Oh. Joey is afraid of clowns."
"I watched Dracula last night, even when my mommy didn't want me to."
"Well, good for you."
"You look like Dracula. Do you drink others peoples blood?
"No I don't"
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"My mommy has a rash on-"
Before he could say any more, a woman sprinted for her boy. She grabbed him and stared at Severus for a minute, with her boy clutched to her. She then said to him:
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TALK TO STRANGERS! ESPECIALLY ONES LIKE THAT! THEY COULD BE WITH THE OCCULT!" He smirked. Him with the occult? Muggles are so small-minded. Watching the whole situation unfold, Kyle, his boss comes up to him.
"Hey Sev, I couldn't help but notice that you're scaring our customers away."
"I noticed"
"Well, I think on Monday you should do mascot duty. We got the rat costume back. How it turned green is beyond me."
"Yes, it is a wonder" Severus knew why it turned green, but he didn't dare tell him that he had done it.
"Whatever the case, I think it would be best for you to connect with the kids through another means..........where they can't see your face." He mumbled the last part. "Wonderful" Snape thought. Although, he was also scaring first years with a glance, so what could he expect? He did his job for the rest of the day, and then he went home. After dinner he relaxed by watching a documentary on HBO called "Southern Comfort," which was about what Severus thought was a man, because she looked like one. This woman who looked like a man took testosterone and by all outer appearances was a man. Then we find out that this woman had surgery enhance her manlihood(?). As it turns out, she is dying of ovarian cancer. He couldn't quite understand it. It was way too bizarre for him. So, after that he went to bed.
"I've been stripped of my dignity as a wizard and am now forced to dress up as a rat. Who would think? If only James Potter could see me now" He said sarcastically. Well, he thought, I have the weekend to myself........
AN: I actually saw a Documentary called Southern Comfort on HBO and it was on the same instances as that. I can't say that I hated it or enjoyed it, but it's a topic starter for sure.