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A/N: I do now own Any Harry Potter character or Chuck E. Cheese, although if I did I would be rich, living off the invention of a robotic rat doing stupid songs for a bunch of six year olds. I don't think I would like that at all. If I owned Harry Potter, I would be J.K. Rowling, and she doesn't do fanfics, I guess. I mean it would be cool if she did. I do, however own the employees at the Chuck E. Cheese, because I made them up! HAHAHAH!
Since the pepper spray incident, Severus was put on Hand Stamping duty at the front, which consisted of stamping the little kids hands, which allowed them to have joyous fun and pizza. Never was there such a torture for him. He was so close to the front door. He could escape if he wanted, but he couldn't, because he had to do this for Dumbledore. He wished he wasn't so loyal the whole time. The next day, he was put back on mascot duty since he scared some four year old from coming in, actually, it was a classroom full of them. One look at him, and all their laughing and playing stopped. They all stared at him, and then a second later, began to cry. That is when Kyle decided to put him back on Mascot duty. Sadly, the afternoon, he went back to his mascot post, Lydia came crashing in, with someone who had to be twice her size. They looked almost identical, although. Sensing danger, Severus made a dive for the door, but it was too late, like always. Lydia had spotted him, and had dragged him over so he could meet her mother. It was too bad too. He was actually almost beginning to enjoy his work there, at least compared to the chaos that Lydia seemed to bring with her.
"COME ON! I WANT YOU TO MEET MY MOM!" Lydia said to Snape.
"Your mother isn't single is she?"
"How did you know? She hasn't had a date since she broke up with daddy." And for good reason too. She was much taller than Snape was, and he was reminded of Crabbe and Goyle, since she had a trollish quality to her as well. Her hair was frizzy just like Lydia's.
"Hi! I'm Amber! I'm Lydia's mom!" She looked like a crazy person when she talked. Her eyes took a manic look to them, like a crazed hit man about to pounce. He was apprehensive about talking to her, but the look on Lydia's face urged him to.
"Uh hi. I'm Severus I-"
"SEVERUS!?!?! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?" She boomed. He didn't think he had ever met such an imposing character before then, although some people have come close in his book. He was at a temporary loss for words.
"DON'T YOU TALK?! TAKE OFF YOUR RAT HEAD!"
"MOOOOM! IT"S CHUCK E. CHEESE! HE IS A MOUSE NOT A RAT!"
"A RODENT IS A RODENT, LYDIA! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE YOUR RAT HEAD OFF!"
And with that he did. Sadly, Snape received the same reaction that he had from Lydia.
"OH MY GOD! YOU LOOK LIKE THE LIVING DEAD! GET SOME FAT ON YOU BOY! AND GET A TAN! YOU LOOK LIKE A MURDERER! HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T PREYING ON MY DAUGHTER!?!?!"
"I can assure you ma'am that I- ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH GOD IN HEAVEN NOT AGAIN!" Severus had just got sprayed in the face with pepper spray, while Lydia and her mom took a run for it("You are never to come here Lydia! Do you understand me? He could by trying to kidnap you!")
Kyle flew over to him, and asked him if he wanted take the rest of the day off.
"OF COURSE YOU TWIT! MY FACE IS BURNING!"
"Are you sure that you can see?"
"I'M POSITIVE!"
Enraged, he left, but not without making at least a dozen kids cry in the midst of their show. It turned into real pandemonium.
That night, nursing another burned face, Dumbledore came to see how his progress was coming along, after asking about the burn on his face from the wrath of Lydia and mom.
"They think I will either kill their children or that I will force them in to the occult. I don't see how this is working."
"Maybe I should give you some more time, to warm up to them. Bless them, Severus, they're just children! They don't know any better!"
"I'll take that into account, Headmaster." Snape said reluctantly. Dumbledore smiled.
"You'll learn from this, I know you will."
I seriously doubt that, Snape thought.
The dark mark on his arm, for the first time in a while, began to become clearer.
SC-2 note- Originally she thanked me (macdeniken) for the idea of meeting Lydia's mom. I had no idea I gave her that idea, but sure, why not? I did help her "research" Chuckie Cheese and influence some of the ideas, but this is Silent Coyote's way of telling it. Anyway, thank you for the reviews and please continue.
A/N: I do now own Any Harry Potter character or Chuck E. Cheese, although if I did I would be rich, living off the invention of a robotic rat doing stupid songs for a bunch of six year olds. I don't think I would like that at all. If I owned Harry Potter, I would be J.K. Rowling, and she doesn't do fanfics, I guess. I mean it would be cool if she did. I do, however own the employees at the Chuck E. Cheese, because I made them up! HAHAHAH!
Since the pepper spray incident, Severus was put on Hand Stamping duty at the front, which consisted of stamping the little kids hands, which allowed them to have joyous fun and pizza. Never was there such a torture for him. He was so close to the front door. He could escape if he wanted, but he couldn't, because he had to do this for Dumbledore. He wished he wasn't so loyal the whole time. The next day, he was put back on mascot duty since he scared some four year old from coming in, actually, it was a classroom full of them. One look at him, and all their laughing and playing stopped. They all stared at him, and then a second later, began to cry. That is when Kyle decided to put him back on Mascot duty. Sadly, the afternoon, he went back to his mascot post, Lydia came crashing in, with someone who had to be twice her size. They looked almost identical, although. Sensing danger, Severus made a dive for the door, but it was too late, like always. Lydia had spotted him, and had dragged him over so he could meet her mother. It was too bad too. He was actually almost beginning to enjoy his work there, at least compared to the chaos that Lydia seemed to bring with her.
"COME ON! I WANT YOU TO MEET MY MOM!" Lydia said to Snape.
"Your mother isn't single is she?"
"How did you know? She hasn't had a date since she broke up with daddy." And for good reason too. She was much taller than Snape was, and he was reminded of Crabbe and Goyle, since she had a trollish quality to her as well. Her hair was frizzy just like Lydia's.
"Hi! I'm Amber! I'm Lydia's mom!" She looked like a crazy person when she talked. Her eyes took a manic look to them, like a crazed hit man about to pounce. He was apprehensive about talking to her, but the look on Lydia's face urged him to.
"Uh hi. I'm Severus I-"
"SEVERUS!?!?! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?" She boomed. He didn't think he had ever met such an imposing character before then, although some people have come close in his book. He was at a temporary loss for words.
"DON'T YOU TALK?! TAKE OFF YOUR RAT HEAD!"
"MOOOOM! IT"S CHUCK E. CHEESE! HE IS A MOUSE NOT A RAT!"
"A RODENT IS A RODENT, LYDIA! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE YOUR RAT HEAD OFF!"
And with that he did. Sadly, Snape received the same reaction that he had from Lydia.
"OH MY GOD! YOU LOOK LIKE THE LIVING DEAD! GET SOME FAT ON YOU BOY! AND GET A TAN! YOU LOOK LIKE A MURDERER! HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T PREYING ON MY DAUGHTER!?!?!"
"I can assure you ma'am that I- ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH GOD IN HEAVEN NOT AGAIN!" Severus had just got sprayed in the face with pepper spray, while Lydia and her mom took a run for it("You are never to come here Lydia! Do you understand me? He could by trying to kidnap you!")
Kyle flew over to him, and asked him if he wanted take the rest of the day off.
"OF COURSE YOU TWIT! MY FACE IS BURNING!"
"Are you sure that you can see?"
"I'M POSITIVE!"
Enraged, he left, but not without making at least a dozen kids cry in the midst of their show. It turned into real pandemonium.
That night, nursing another burned face, Dumbledore came to see how his progress was coming along, after asking about the burn on his face from the wrath of Lydia and mom.
"They think I will either kill their children or that I will force them in to the occult. I don't see how this is working."
"Maybe I should give you some more time, to warm up to them. Bless them, Severus, they're just children! They don't know any better!"
"I'll take that into account, Headmaster." Snape said reluctantly. Dumbledore smiled.
"You'll learn from this, I know you will."
I seriously doubt that, Snape thought.
The dark mark on his arm, for the first time in a while, began to become clearer.
SC-2 note- Originally she thanked me (macdeniken) for the idea of meeting Lydia's mom. I had no idea I gave her that idea, but sure, why not? I did help her "research" Chuckie Cheese and influence some of the ideas, but this is Silent Coyote's way of telling it. Anyway, thank you for the reviews and please continue.