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A/N: I do now own Any Harry Potter character or Chuck E. Cheese, although if I did I would be rich, living off the invention of a robotic rat doing stupid songs for a bunch of six year olds. I don't think I would like that at all. If I owned Harry Potter, I would be J.K. Rowling, and she doesn't do fanfics, I guess. I mean it would be cool if she did. I do, however own the employees at the Chuck E. Cheese, because I made them up! HAHAHAH!
For weeks now, Severus had been seeing the dark mark on his arm get clearer and clearer. He would have been getting worried, but since he was that miserable, he would have gladly let Voldemort take him if he were to kill him. He had the rat costume back, and was put in it. He was again, miserable. At that moment, he was thinking about apparating off to Hogsmeade then he heard a popping noise behind him like someone had done what he wished he could have. He turned around and it was Voldemort. His red eyes, his pale skin, slits for nostrils, and his black robes brought everyone to a halt. He heard numerous popping noises, indicating that the death eaters were there too. Everyone screamed and panic was thick in the air. Snape took off his costume, and he was wearing his robes.
"Severus. How nice to see you. Why oh why haven't you been coming to our meetings? You know what happens to those who don't obey me." Voldemort asked.
"Oh yes, you FAT HEADED HALF DEAD BIGOT!" Snape responded. The death eaters went silent with shock, so did everyone else. Snape was literally making a death wish.
"What did you call me? I think you have been in the muggle world for too long, Severus, maybe I should take you out of it and the wizarding world for you."
"Would you do that for me?" Snape said, his eyes getting wide. Lucius lunged for him, but was stopped by Voldemort.
"Please, Lucius, I want to see what is left of him. I want to see what Dumbledore has reduced him to."
"But , My Lord, he just in-"
"Silence, Lucius. Do not disobey me as well, or you shall join him later."
"Look around you, Voldemort. Do you really think I want to be here?"
He looked around. The smug smile on his face soon turned to panic.
"Get me out of here! NOW!!!! Must- get- away- from- the- cute-ness! Cu-ddly- mouse- killing-me- all-things-good- and- muggle- killing- me!" He said hoarsely. He looked over to the Chuck E.Cheese robot show, those stupid vacant farm mammals, singing happy songs about safety pins and rainbows, covering old 80's hits, destroying the good songs that they once were, and then, "GAAAAA!"
He had died.
The whole place exploded with a bright light, and when it was gone, so was Voldemort. He had exploded. Such cuteness in one place. He couldn't take it. There were Voldemort guts everywhere. The death eaters were shocked. Snape was devastated. The one and only thing he wanted at that time was to leave, no matter how he had to do it, and now it seemed like he would be spending his whole life there.
"DAMMIT! HE DIDN'T KILL ME!"
"What are you saying?" Lucius said
"I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE HERE ANY LONGER! I WAS HOPING HE WOULD KILL ME! AND NOW THAT HE HASN'T I'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER! I NEVER GET ANY OF THE LUCK! I LIVED!" Severus roared.
"What happened here?" A group of wizards from the ministry of magic had apparated to the scene.
"The dark Lord was killed" Snape said.
"Who did this?" All the death eaters pointed towards him.
"I- I can't believe it, Severus, you defeated you-know- who! You have saved us! He's gone! I'm going to contact the Daily Prophet."
"Oh no please don't! I don't want them to know where I have been."
"Severus I think that it's my job. You will be a bigger name than Harry Potter!" Well, if it got him out of here, why not?
"Of course." he said as the death eaters were escorted back to the Wizarding world.
A/N: I do now own Any Harry Potter character or Chuck E. Cheese, although if I did I would be rich, living off the invention of a robotic rat doing stupid songs for a bunch of six year olds. I don't think I would like that at all. If I owned Harry Potter, I would be J.K. Rowling, and she doesn't do fanfics, I guess. I mean it would be cool if she did. I do, however own the employees at the Chuck E. Cheese, because I made them up! HAHAHAH!
For weeks now, Severus had been seeing the dark mark on his arm get clearer and clearer. He would have been getting worried, but since he was that miserable, he would have gladly let Voldemort take him if he were to kill him. He had the rat costume back, and was put in it. He was again, miserable. At that moment, he was thinking about apparating off to Hogsmeade then he heard a popping noise behind him like someone had done what he wished he could have. He turned around and it was Voldemort. His red eyes, his pale skin, slits for nostrils, and his black robes brought everyone to a halt. He heard numerous popping noises, indicating that the death eaters were there too. Everyone screamed and panic was thick in the air. Snape took off his costume, and he was wearing his robes.
"Severus. How nice to see you. Why oh why haven't you been coming to our meetings? You know what happens to those who don't obey me." Voldemort asked.
"Oh yes, you FAT HEADED HALF DEAD BIGOT!" Snape responded. The death eaters went silent with shock, so did everyone else. Snape was literally making a death wish.
"What did you call me? I think you have been in the muggle world for too long, Severus, maybe I should take you out of it and the wizarding world for you."
"Would you do that for me?" Snape said, his eyes getting wide. Lucius lunged for him, but was stopped by Voldemort.
"Please, Lucius, I want to see what is left of him. I want to see what Dumbledore has reduced him to."
"But , My Lord, he just in-"
"Silence, Lucius. Do not disobey me as well, or you shall join him later."
"Look around you, Voldemort. Do you really think I want to be here?"
He looked around. The smug smile on his face soon turned to panic.
"Get me out of here! NOW!!!! Must- get- away- from- the- cute-ness! Cu-ddly- mouse- killing-me- all-things-good- and- muggle- killing- me!" He said hoarsely. He looked over to the Chuck E.Cheese robot show, those stupid vacant farm mammals, singing happy songs about safety pins and rainbows, covering old 80's hits, destroying the good songs that they once were, and then, "GAAAAA!"
He had died.
The whole place exploded with a bright light, and when it was gone, so was Voldemort. He had exploded. Such cuteness in one place. He couldn't take it. There were Voldemort guts everywhere. The death eaters were shocked. Snape was devastated. The one and only thing he wanted at that time was to leave, no matter how he had to do it, and now it seemed like he would be spending his whole life there.
"DAMMIT! HE DIDN'T KILL ME!"
"What are you saying?" Lucius said
"I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE HERE ANY LONGER! I WAS HOPING HE WOULD KILL ME! AND NOW THAT HE HASN'T I'LL BE STUCK HERE FOREVER! I NEVER GET ANY OF THE LUCK! I LIVED!" Severus roared.
"What happened here?" A group of wizards from the ministry of magic had apparated to the scene.
"The dark Lord was killed" Snape said.
"Who did this?" All the death eaters pointed towards him.
"I- I can't believe it, Severus, you defeated you-know- who! You have saved us! He's gone! I'm going to contact the Daily Prophet."
"Oh no please don't! I don't want them to know where I have been."
"Severus I think that it's my job. You will be a bigger name than Harry Potter!" Well, if it got him out of here, why not?
"Of course." he said as the death eaters were escorted back to the Wizarding world.