Little Red Riding Hood!
Once upon a time, there was a little cottage in the forest. In this cottage lived a handsome boy, who had to bring his grandmother cookies. He decided to put on his red hood-
Ron: Hold on a moment!
What?
Ron: A red hood! Don't tell me this is Little Red Riding Hood!
Eh. Yes.
Ron: No way! I refuse to be that twit!
You will! It's my story, I'm the Narrator, so you are LRRH! Njah! *Sticks her tongue out*
Ron: Grr, fine.
Ron's Mom: Here are the cookies!
Ron: Huh?
RM: That's in the script dear.
Ron: Oh.
Fred/George: Ooh, don't you look cute in that red hood! *Snicker*
Ron: Grr.
So, LRRH headed out to her grandmother's house, singing a happy tune.
Ron: Grmbl.
I said, singing a HAPPY tune!
Ron: Ok, ok. Lalalala.
As he walked on, he suddenly met the beautiful man, the woodcutter, who is happily chopping up the wood.
Gilderoy: *Looks in mirror* Ooh.
I said, chopping the wood!
GL: What? I can't chop wood! I've got people to do that!
Grr. Anyway, Ron saw the woodcutter and greeted.
Ron: Hello. Hey, what's he doing here?
Draco: Yeah! I thought I was going to be the woodcutter!
Sorry guys, the rules state that Gilderoy must be in it! And seeing other places are already taken, sorry Draco.
Draco: Well, what can I play then?
Eeh, you can be the little dog that warns the woodcutter when Ron gets eaten by the wolf.
Ron: EATEN!?
Draco: But there is no dog in LRRH!
Well, now there is! So, you're a dog!
Draco: Bark bark.
Ron: *pale* Eaten!?
Ah, don't worry! You won't be digested!
Ron: Hmm. Hello woodcutter!
GL: Why hello! Do you want my autograph? *smile*
Ron: Eh, no. Bye!
Draco: Bark.
And so, Ron and Draco the doggie return on their journey. But, meanwhile, at grandma's cottage, a mean wolf plans to get to Ron and her cookies, by getting rid of grandma. Grandma lies in her bed, when the wolf barges in.
Snape: Okay, tell me again why I'm the wolf.
You're perfect for it! And besides, if you want your secret stash of Pokemon cards back, you better play your role.
SS: Grr, fine. *barges in* McGonagall: HEY! That was a good looking door!
SS: Minerva!? You're grandma?
MM: You're not the only one she blackmailed. Oh yeah: EEEK!
SS: Don't scream so loud, you're hurting my ears!
MM: Better than you eating me.
SS: What!? I'm not eating her!
*Sigh* Fine, stash her in the cupboard for now!
SS: *puts MM in cupboard* There!
Okay! Now, Ron and Draco continue their journey, when all of the sudden-
Hermoine: Hermoine the Smart comes by and saves the day!
Hermoine! What are you doing?
Hermoine: Saving the readers from this mind crashing nonsense! I'm taking over now!
*All cheer except Narrator*
Noo! You can't do this to me!
Hermoine: Shut up! Anyway, Ron forgets all about his grandma and becomes rich and famous!
Ron: Yeah!
Hermoine: Draco decided to become human and the heir of Voldemort!
Draco: Woohoo!
Hermoine: McGonagall is stuck in the cupboard and stays there forever!
Students: Yeah!
MM: What?!
Hermoine: It's your fault! You gave me a 98% on my latest test! I checked it, and it was a 99%! And Snape becomes rich and famous, but gets assasined by Ron and Draco!
Ron: Not a bad idea.
Draco: Huh?
Snape: Oh great.
Hermoine: And Gilderoy gets married. With me!
Eh, sorry, this is where I step in. Gilderoy doesn't get married with you! He gets married with Jackie, that's how it's supposed to go!
Hermoine: WHAT! No, he wants me!
Okay Gilderoy, choose!
GL: Ehm. Jackie's better looking! Bye! *Runs off*
Hermoine: Waaaaaaah!!
Today's lesson: Never mess with a Narrator! See you! *Runs off with Ron and Draco*
Once upon a time, there was a little cottage in the forest. In this cottage lived a handsome boy, who had to bring his grandmother cookies. He decided to put on his red hood-
Ron: Hold on a moment!
What?
Ron: A red hood! Don't tell me this is Little Red Riding Hood!
Eh. Yes.
Ron: No way! I refuse to be that twit!
You will! It's my story, I'm the Narrator, so you are LRRH! Njah! *Sticks her tongue out*
Ron: Grr, fine.
Ron's Mom: Here are the cookies!
Ron: Huh?
RM: That's in the script dear.
Ron: Oh.
Fred/George: Ooh, don't you look cute in that red hood! *Snicker*
Ron: Grr.
So, LRRH headed out to her grandmother's house, singing a happy tune.
Ron: Grmbl.
I said, singing a HAPPY tune!
Ron: Ok, ok. Lalalala.
As he walked on, he suddenly met the beautiful man, the woodcutter, who is happily chopping up the wood.
Gilderoy: *Looks in mirror* Ooh.
I said, chopping the wood!
GL: What? I can't chop wood! I've got people to do that!
Grr. Anyway, Ron saw the woodcutter and greeted.
Ron: Hello. Hey, what's he doing here?
Draco: Yeah! I thought I was going to be the woodcutter!
Sorry guys, the rules state that Gilderoy must be in it! And seeing other places are already taken, sorry Draco.
Draco: Well, what can I play then?
Eeh, you can be the little dog that warns the woodcutter when Ron gets eaten by the wolf.
Ron: EATEN!?
Draco: But there is no dog in LRRH!
Well, now there is! So, you're a dog!
Draco: Bark bark.
Ron: *pale* Eaten!?
Ah, don't worry! You won't be digested!
Ron: Hmm. Hello woodcutter!
GL: Why hello! Do you want my autograph? *smile*
Ron: Eh, no. Bye!
Draco: Bark.
And so, Ron and Draco the doggie return on their journey. But, meanwhile, at grandma's cottage, a mean wolf plans to get to Ron and her cookies, by getting rid of grandma. Grandma lies in her bed, when the wolf barges in.
Snape: Okay, tell me again why I'm the wolf.
You're perfect for it! And besides, if you want your secret stash of Pokemon cards back, you better play your role.
SS: Grr, fine. *barges in* McGonagall: HEY! That was a good looking door!
SS: Minerva!? You're grandma?
MM: You're not the only one she blackmailed. Oh yeah: EEEK!
SS: Don't scream so loud, you're hurting my ears!
MM: Better than you eating me.
SS: What!? I'm not eating her!
*Sigh* Fine, stash her in the cupboard for now!
SS: *puts MM in cupboard* There!
Okay! Now, Ron and Draco continue their journey, when all of the sudden-
Hermoine: Hermoine the Smart comes by and saves the day!
Hermoine! What are you doing?
Hermoine: Saving the readers from this mind crashing nonsense! I'm taking over now!
*All cheer except Narrator*
Noo! You can't do this to me!
Hermoine: Shut up! Anyway, Ron forgets all about his grandma and becomes rich and famous!
Ron: Yeah!
Hermoine: Draco decided to become human and the heir of Voldemort!
Draco: Woohoo!
Hermoine: McGonagall is stuck in the cupboard and stays there forever!
Students: Yeah!
MM: What?!
Hermoine: It's your fault! You gave me a 98% on my latest test! I checked it, and it was a 99%! And Snape becomes rich and famous, but gets assasined by Ron and Draco!
Ron: Not a bad idea.
Draco: Huh?
Snape: Oh great.
Hermoine: And Gilderoy gets married. With me!
Eh, sorry, this is where I step in. Gilderoy doesn't get married with you! He gets married with Jackie, that's how it's supposed to go!
Hermoine: WHAT! No, he wants me!
Okay Gilderoy, choose!
GL: Ehm. Jackie's better looking! Bye! *Runs off*
Hermoine: Waaaaaaah!!
Today's lesson: Never mess with a Narrator! See you! *Runs off with Ron and Draco*