Inuyasha Discovers Coca-Cola
By: Cassandra Rettop
Disclaimer: The show Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. So don't sue me.
Where had that wench gotten off to? Inuyasha grumbled as he sniffed around the shrine. He figured the ama had gone to 'skool' to take her 'tests'. He personally wished the 'tests' would shove themselves where the Sun didn't shine, so his Shard Detector wouldn't have a fit every time she missed one.
Now, the hanyou had visited her 'skool' before, and it hadn't been a pleasant experience; there were smells, old ladies who yelled at people, and a wealth of girls who squealed and leapt upon him every time he appeared. He was glad Kagome wasn't like them. They were very frightening. The decision made not to visit the school, he sniffed his way toward the 're-freeger-ater'. He tugged on the door and got annoyed when the 'mah- sheen' didn't open at his bidding. He pulled the little handle toward him; it came off in his hands, but at least the door was open.
Inside was a cylindrical shape. No Ramen.? He quickly grasped the can and held it to his face. Now what was he supposed to do with it? He punched the top in, which caused the thing to explode all over his face and the once spotless kitchen floor. He licked the liquid off his face; it tasted quite good. When his face and the floor (ewww.) were cleaned, he pulled another can from the case and this time, tried the little pop-top thing (he vaguely remembered the wench explaining this to him one day), sliding his claw under the lid. This time, it clicked open and he gulped it down. It was sweet and brown-colored. YUMMY!
He deposited the empty can into what Kagome affectionately referred to as the 'trash been'. He didn't know where the trash had been, or why anyone cared enough to but it in a little box. Oh well. He swigged down another of the drinks.
*~*
"Taidama!" Kagome called as she opened the door, giant book bag thumping against her back. She deposited it in her room and made her way to the kitchen for a well-deserved snack, pausing along the way to scratch Buyo on the ears. She sighed. It had been a horrible day; mathematics was more confusing than was necessary since she'd been out for most of the chapter. Oh well; at least she would pass history.
Upon entering the kitchen, she could tell that something just wasn't right. The garbage can was filled to the brim with Coca-Cola cans, pop tops were scattered about the floor, and her 'favorite' dog-demon was sprawled at the base of the counter. His cheeks were flushed and he was completely zonked out.
Kagome bent down and waved a hand in front of his face. "Hello!" He didn't seem to have heard her. "Hmm." Kagome wondered what to do, and before long an evil grin spread across her face. She quietly sneaked back to her room and gathered her camera and Buyo in her arms, then headed back to the kitchen. Inuyasha was still dead to the world. Good.
She first took a picture of Inu-chan by himself, then placed Buyo in his arms. She was surprised he hadn't noticed yet, but took a great many pictures anyway. She just /had/ to get these developed! She totally forgot about the snack and headed back out the door.
A/N: Heeeheeeeheeee. O.K., that was probably extremely OOC, but just please review anyway! I'm sure it was also very short.
Sayonara, minna-san!
By: Cassandra Rettop
Disclaimer: The show Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. So don't sue me.
Where had that wench gotten off to? Inuyasha grumbled as he sniffed around the shrine. He figured the ama had gone to 'skool' to take her 'tests'. He personally wished the 'tests' would shove themselves where the Sun didn't shine, so his Shard Detector wouldn't have a fit every time she missed one.
Now, the hanyou had visited her 'skool' before, and it hadn't been a pleasant experience; there were smells, old ladies who yelled at people, and a wealth of girls who squealed and leapt upon him every time he appeared. He was glad Kagome wasn't like them. They were very frightening. The decision made not to visit the school, he sniffed his way toward the 're-freeger-ater'. He tugged on the door and got annoyed when the 'mah- sheen' didn't open at his bidding. He pulled the little handle toward him; it came off in his hands, but at least the door was open.
Inside was a cylindrical shape. No Ramen.? He quickly grasped the can and held it to his face. Now what was he supposed to do with it? He punched the top in, which caused the thing to explode all over his face and the once spotless kitchen floor. He licked the liquid off his face; it tasted quite good. When his face and the floor (ewww.) were cleaned, he pulled another can from the case and this time, tried the little pop-top thing (he vaguely remembered the wench explaining this to him one day), sliding his claw under the lid. This time, it clicked open and he gulped it down. It was sweet and brown-colored. YUMMY!
He deposited the empty can into what Kagome affectionately referred to as the 'trash been'. He didn't know where the trash had been, or why anyone cared enough to but it in a little box. Oh well. He swigged down another of the drinks.
*~*
"Taidama!" Kagome called as she opened the door, giant book bag thumping against her back. She deposited it in her room and made her way to the kitchen for a well-deserved snack, pausing along the way to scratch Buyo on the ears. She sighed. It had been a horrible day; mathematics was more confusing than was necessary since she'd been out for most of the chapter. Oh well; at least she would pass history.
Upon entering the kitchen, she could tell that something just wasn't right. The garbage can was filled to the brim with Coca-Cola cans, pop tops were scattered about the floor, and her 'favorite' dog-demon was sprawled at the base of the counter. His cheeks were flushed and he was completely zonked out.
Kagome bent down and waved a hand in front of his face. "Hello!" He didn't seem to have heard her. "Hmm." Kagome wondered what to do, and before long an evil grin spread across her face. She quietly sneaked back to her room and gathered her camera and Buyo in her arms, then headed back to the kitchen. Inuyasha was still dead to the world. Good.
She first took a picture of Inu-chan by himself, then placed Buyo in his arms. She was surprised he hadn't noticed yet, but took a great many pictures anyway. She just /had/ to get these developed! She totally forgot about the snack and headed back out the door.
A/N: Heeeheeeeheeee. O.K., that was probably extremely OOC, but just please review anyway! I'm sure it was also very short.
Sayonara, minna-san!