Ok, I need to explain this story first.

This is about MY time at Hogwarts. I only own the plot and Kelly and Megan are MINE. Lol. Megan takes after me, and Kelly takes after my sister KellyAnne.

I hope you enjoy this. But one important thing that you must understand is that this is all from my head.

I AM CRAZY!

Lol. I would like to thank in advance my wonderful sister KellyAnne who BETA reads and corrects any lapse in judgment on my part. AKA when I am writing from her point of view.

I do not own Harry Potter.

I do own the screwed up plot. :D ok, I'm done! READ ON!

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Chapter One

Megan clutched her sister's hand tighter, and was rewarded by a slap.

"HUMPH!" Megan exclaimed with a smile. Her stomach was up in her throat, and her hands were shaking. She felt as if she was in her first year all over again.

Ok, cheer up! She told herself. She made her smile wider and tried to calm herself. She took in deep breaths and tried to ignore the strange looks from the hundreds of kids all around her. British kids, not normal American kids, BRITISH KIDS!  Laughing at herself Megan stepped up towards the stool where a ratty hat sat.

An old professor placed the thing on her head.

My god, I hope it doesn't have lice. Her hand went to her long hair.

'I don't carry such things!' the hat assured her, laughing in her mind.

'You're not so easy to sort…you have the qualities of all the houses, but one thing outweighs all others, your willingness to help others.'

            "GRYFFINDOR!"  The hat screamed. The students at the table under the gold and scarlet lion stood up and cheered. Megan smiled uncertainly at the group and walked towards them. She sat at an empty place and turned to watch her sister. The hat sat on her sister's head for a long time.

"Don't worry, sisters always go in pairs to the same house!" Some one whispered.

After what seemed like an hour the hat cleared its throat.

"Slytherin!" It screamed less enthusiastically. The whole hall was silent. Every one had turned to stare at the two Americans. Kelly got up off the stool and walked to the green and silver table. Megan caught her sister's eyes and smiled. It was all right, really it was!

A hand rested on her shoulder, and Megan turned to see who was touching her.

"Hello, I'm Harry Potter." Megan smiled at him.

"I'm Megan! Pleasure to meet you!" The boy looked stunned. She was not stupid, she knew who he was, the boy who lived. But it was rude to point and stare, wasn't it? Two more people came up to her behind Harry, a red haired boy, and a brown-eyed girl.

"I'm Ron!"  The red haired boy said, and sat next to her. The girl stuck out her hand

"I'm Hermione!" At that Megan smiled.

"Helen's daughter?" Hermione looked surprised.

"You've read the Odyssey?" Megan nodded.

The two boys looked shocked.

"The Odd-a-sea? What is that?"

Megan laughed.

"A great piece of literature, or so my teacher at my old school used to tell us."

Just then the doors opened, and a giant man, Hagrid, stepped into the hall, with Fluffy and another huge dog by his side. The new dog looked around and ran towards the Gryffindor table, causing everyone to scream. Harry positioned himself in front of the girls. Megan stepped out from behind him, towards the dog. She sat on the floor and wrapped her arms around the beast. It responded by barking happily and wagging it's over sized tail.

"What the hell is that?" Some one screamed. Megan laughed and hugged the dog closer.

"It's a new foundland!" She exclaimed and took something out of her pocket, a dog bone.

"Sit" the dog sat down, eye level with the standing Harry. Megan went through the normal commands, and then she said something that scared and surprised everyone in the hall.

"Sing" The dog opened its mouth and released a heavenly sound that drugged everyone, made everyone relax and smile. Megan plopped the bone in the dog's mouth and gave it a large rubber blue ball.

"Good girl!" The dog sat close, curled around many students feet, receiving pats and carrots from the kids. When most of the students had left Megan heard her name.

She looked up into her sisters gray eyes.

"YOU BROUGHT THE DOG!" Her sister exclaimed hysterically. Megan smiled.

"Of course!" She got up and followed Harry, Ron and Hermione to a painting of a fat lady in a pink dress.

"Dog dung" Harry muttered, turning scarlet. The painting swung open and Megan walked up to her room.

She giggled over the night's events. Even though she wasn't going to be sharing much time with her sister she would have fun! The next morning Megan had risen before the sun was stirring. She got dressed, fixed her hair and spent the rest of her time starring longingly out the window at the magical forest.

How she wished to be there, roaming free! The walls of the castle kept most of the fresh air out, and it had the horrible side effect of making Megan feel like the walls were closing in on her. At breakfast she couldn't eat. Everything seemed delicious, until she tried to eat it.

She sighed and looked over to the Slytherin table towards her sister. Kelly was sitting at the end of the table reading alone. The seat next to her was unoccupied. So Megan rushed across the hall and slide in next to her sister. Kelly did not notice her for a while. When she finally did Megan was well into the task of making all the funny faces she could remember from her days of spending time with muggles.

"Hello darling sister!" Megan exclaimed eagerly when Kelly lifted her head.

"What are you doing here?" Kelly asked in a rather nasty tone.

"Currently she's making a fool of herself."

The voice came from a godlike Slytherin who had noticed Megan's antics.

"Hey!!! That's not true!" Megan protested, earning a glare from the dark haired boy.

"I think it's true." Kelly muttered, earning a playful hit from Megan.

The boy extended his hand towards Kelly.

"I'm Blaise."

"Kelly."

They shook hands and Megan scowled, or tried to. It came out as a lopsided smile. Her happiness was bursting at the seams!

All of a sudden a hand pushed Megan off the bench. When she realized what had happened she was on the floor, staring up into the gray eyes of a true god. An evil god, that is.

"Gryffs don't belong here. Your table is over there."

"HUMPH!"  was the only noise that Megan could manage. She got up onto her feet and punched the evil god.

"Ass holes belong in the dungeons, right down there!" She kicked him really hard in the ankles.

"I don't like you at all. I'm over here for my sister! I don't appreciate you coming over and being rude!" The god was bent over clutching his ankles and Blaise was laughing his ass off. Kelly was sitting there smirking. Just then the Dream Team, as everyone called them, ran up.

"What do you think your doing?" Hermione asked, a little snobbishly.

"I just kicked and punched a really mean kid." Megan replied. Despite her best attempts, she could not keep the worry out of her voice. She was going to get in trouble! SHE JUST KNEW IT! She began to bite her bottom lip nervously. Everyone was watching the god.

"Get up Malfoy." Harry muttered in a strained voice. The god straightened.

"It's not like I kicked you THAT hard!" Megan muttered. The god raised his eyebrows.

"Really? Cause I thought you bloody well kicked me hard enough!"

"WELL!!!!!!!! YOU PUSHED ME!" She exclaimed angrily. The god wrapped his fingers around Megan's arm.

"You'll regret the day you met me." He whispered wickedly.

Megan laughed.

"No I won't, but you will!" She said sweetly. She stood on her tippy toes, kissed his cheek, turned and walked towards the Gryffindor table. Everyone who had seen the exchange was speechless. The god still stood where she had left him, his hand covered the place where her lips had met his skin.

All Megan could do was laugh.