A/N: Oh yes - I forgot the Wise one will be the creepy eye of Sauron And
Jenna will play Sauron and in the next story she'll play that lady who
falls for Argorn only she'll fall for legolas. And honestly people I like
lotr and gs so I thought I'd combine them and if ya all don't care for it
go right ahead and don't care for it because I'm having fun writing it.
ME: :: looking pale:: I feel so sick today so this may be really odd, folks
3rd me: Like anyone is actually reading this stupid thing
Me: This so-called "Stupid thing" is the only reason you exist
::3rd me looks sad::
Me: please just do the disclaimer before I throw up
::Other me brings Me some Herbal tea stuff:: ::Me takes a drink and swallows:: ::makes disgusted look::
ME: ewwwwwwwwwww! But I feel much better.
3rd me: we don't own golden sun and recognize that NOT all things mentioned in this story belong to us
::Camera shows a road::
:: Camera still shows a road::
Me: KRADEN!!! WHERE'S MY GANDALF!!!! I WANT ME GANDALF NOW!!!
::Kraden comes stumbling down the road::
Me: Kraden where have you been?
Kraden: I went on the same trip Gandalf took to get to the - ::gasp:: - shire - its called - ::ragged breathing:: - getting into character.
Me: who the heck suggested you - an old dying man - go on a bloody long trip like that!!
Kraden ::gasp:: 3rd me
::Me glares at 3rd me the same moment Kraden falls down:: ::a hospital type beeping sound is heard like when someone dies::
Me: MIA!!!!
::Mia comes in and revives Kraden::
ME: someone get Kraden's cart and horse thing
::Random crew person brings in a cart and horse::
::Kraden gets on::
Me: NOW ACTION!!
::Ivan comes running up and stops in front of Kraden's cart::
Ivan: you're late ::crosses his arms::
Kraden: Yeah, yeah - but it's all 3rd me's fault
Me: Uh - kraden - Ivan was supposed to say that
Kraden: oh sorry - A wizard arrives whenever, the crap, he wants too!!!
::Kraden starts laughing like he's supposed to but Ivan just looks badly frightened::
::Kraden stops laughing but an evil cackling is still heard::
Me: 3rd me please go gag other me ::Me throws the gag to 3rd me:: ::3rd me speed skips off into the "woods" singing the "Into the woods" song from well "Into the woods":: but not too tightly!!
::Ivan still looks scared::
ME: Don't worry Ivan - it's just other me having another episode - BACK TO WORK!!!
::Ivan twitches::
::Ivan jumps on Kraden to give him a hug but nearly kills him off again::
::CUT TO NEXT SCENE::
::Ivan and Kraden are riding side by side in the cart not saying anything::
Me: You're supposed to make pleasant chit chat.
Kraden: :: in an unenthused voice:: So how's that old dude - you know Bilbo?
Ivan: ::in an equally unenthused voice:: Yeah - it's his birthday - kind of
Kraden: ::Suddenly interested:: How can it be his kind of birthday?
Ivan: it doesn't count because he should be dead
Kraden: ::very afraid:: okay then
::They ride on in silence::
3rd me: ::To Me in a hushed voice:: I think I prefer the silence
Me: ::in a hushed voice:: it doesn't matter because the little hobbit tots are going to ambush them any minute.
::Wild little hobbit children suddenly swing down from the trees and ambush Kraden and Ivan screaming:: GANDALF!! FIREWORKS GANDALF!!! FIREWORKS!!
::Kraden lights the fireworks using lighting bolt and the little hobbit tots leave as randomly as they came::
Kraden ::chuckling:: It works every time.
Ivan: ::hopping out of the cart:: I'm glad your back Kraden - otherwise those little hobbit tots would've severely maimed me.
Kraden: I'm not quite sure what you said but all the same to you, dear boy.
::and the two go off their separate ways::
::Other me is gagged and bound to a chair:: mumbles something
3rd me: What'd she say?
Me: Hoped ya'll liked it
3rd me: she knows no one likes it - I mean no one's reading it we haven't even gotten ne disses - so really - what'd she say!?
Me: ::sarcastically:: that you're a stupid fat moron!!!
3rd me: ::screaming at other me:: I AM NOT FAT!! ::smacks other me on the head:: ::other me starts laughing:: :: Me starts laughing::
3rd me: what?
Me: While we laugh at 3rd me's stupidity - please feel free to read and review or just join us in laughing at 3rd me!!!
ME: :: looking pale:: I feel so sick today so this may be really odd, folks
3rd me: Like anyone is actually reading this stupid thing
Me: This so-called "Stupid thing" is the only reason you exist
::3rd me looks sad::
Me: please just do the disclaimer before I throw up
::Other me brings Me some Herbal tea stuff:: ::Me takes a drink and swallows:: ::makes disgusted look::
ME: ewwwwwwwwwww! But I feel much better.
3rd me: we don't own golden sun and recognize that NOT all things mentioned in this story belong to us
::Camera shows a road::
:: Camera still shows a road::
Me: KRADEN!!! WHERE'S MY GANDALF!!!! I WANT ME GANDALF NOW!!!
::Kraden comes stumbling down the road::
Me: Kraden where have you been?
Kraden: I went on the same trip Gandalf took to get to the - ::gasp:: - shire - its called - ::ragged breathing:: - getting into character.
Me: who the heck suggested you - an old dying man - go on a bloody long trip like that!!
Kraden ::gasp:: 3rd me
::Me glares at 3rd me the same moment Kraden falls down:: ::a hospital type beeping sound is heard like when someone dies::
Me: MIA!!!!
::Mia comes in and revives Kraden::
ME: someone get Kraden's cart and horse thing
::Random crew person brings in a cart and horse::
::Kraden gets on::
Me: NOW ACTION!!
::Ivan comes running up and stops in front of Kraden's cart::
Ivan: you're late ::crosses his arms::
Kraden: Yeah, yeah - but it's all 3rd me's fault
Me: Uh - kraden - Ivan was supposed to say that
Kraden: oh sorry - A wizard arrives whenever, the crap, he wants too!!!
::Kraden starts laughing like he's supposed to but Ivan just looks badly frightened::
::Kraden stops laughing but an evil cackling is still heard::
Me: 3rd me please go gag other me ::Me throws the gag to 3rd me:: ::3rd me speed skips off into the "woods" singing the "Into the woods" song from well "Into the woods":: but not too tightly!!
::Ivan still looks scared::
ME: Don't worry Ivan - it's just other me having another episode - BACK TO WORK!!!
::Ivan twitches::
::Ivan jumps on Kraden to give him a hug but nearly kills him off again::
::CUT TO NEXT SCENE::
::Ivan and Kraden are riding side by side in the cart not saying anything::
Me: You're supposed to make pleasant chit chat.
Kraden: :: in an unenthused voice:: So how's that old dude - you know Bilbo?
Ivan: ::in an equally unenthused voice:: Yeah - it's his birthday - kind of
Kraden: ::Suddenly interested:: How can it be his kind of birthday?
Ivan: it doesn't count because he should be dead
Kraden: ::very afraid:: okay then
::They ride on in silence::
3rd me: ::To Me in a hushed voice:: I think I prefer the silence
Me: ::in a hushed voice:: it doesn't matter because the little hobbit tots are going to ambush them any minute.
::Wild little hobbit children suddenly swing down from the trees and ambush Kraden and Ivan screaming:: GANDALF!! FIREWORKS GANDALF!!! FIREWORKS!!
::Kraden lights the fireworks using lighting bolt and the little hobbit tots leave as randomly as they came::
Kraden ::chuckling:: It works every time.
Ivan: ::hopping out of the cart:: I'm glad your back Kraden - otherwise those little hobbit tots would've severely maimed me.
Kraden: I'm not quite sure what you said but all the same to you, dear boy.
::and the two go off their separate ways::
::Other me is gagged and bound to a chair:: mumbles something
3rd me: What'd she say?
Me: Hoped ya'll liked it
3rd me: she knows no one likes it - I mean no one's reading it we haven't even gotten ne disses - so really - what'd she say!?
Me: ::sarcastically:: that you're a stupid fat moron!!!
3rd me: ::screaming at other me:: I AM NOT FAT!! ::smacks other me on the head:: ::other me starts laughing:: :: Me starts laughing::
3rd me: what?
Me: While we laugh at 3rd me's stupidity - please feel free to read and review or just join us in laughing at 3rd me!!!