A/N: I like my story and I really don't care - I know Griffinkhan's is better - but mine - it's different from the others in a lot of different ways so don't compare my story with others because it deserves a chance to prove itself a stupid and pointless story all on its own. And jenna will also play anyone and everyone - inculdling sauron and the lady that's supposed to fall for Aragorn but is going to fall for legolas instead in my story because I say its not fair Aragorn gets two girls and legolas gets none - so lucky her she has a million parts

Me: Because I can't think of some clever way to start this time 3rd me's just going to do the disclaimer.

The Author's Insane sister: I can help you with that lil dilemma!

Me: Next time you want to interrupt make sure I'm finished speaking first.

The AIS: Oh. . . I sorry. . . ::cough:: not ::cough:: :)

ME: you know this is hard enough to write with them ::looks at 3rd me and a still gagged and bound other me:: :: they smile innocently and wave - well 3rd me does anyway::

The AIS: Ya, but they're your multi-personalities! Not an actually human like I am!

Me: No they're my muses! And they just happen to be myself! ::thinks a minute:: All right you can stay but only NO TAKE OVERS!!!! And stay in the disclaimers and the begging of review areas would you?

The AIS: but- but that's unfair! I mean you can interrupt in my stories, but I can't interrupt in yours?!

Me: My movie, my rules

The AIS: HEY! THAT PHRASE IS COPYRIGHTED TO ME! My phrase! You stoles it! The precioussssssss!

::Other me starts to spaz::

Me: ::crosses arms:: My gollum is very unhappy with you my sister

The AIS: Soooos?! Yous stoles the precious! The precious is lost forever! And yous stoles it!

::Me uncrosses one arm and snaps her fingers:: ::3rd me unties and ungags other me:: ::other me goes running at the AIS::

The AIS: THIS IS CRUEL And UNUSUAL! ::looks at readers:: DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT MY STORY! "NOT ANOTHER HARRY POTTER PARODY" THANK YOU! ::runs back to her own story::

:: ME sends the AIS an email that reads:: I stop trying to take over your story and you don't mess with mine. DEAL? But we can still help each other out.

::The AIS sends email:: . . . I guess so. But in the mean time I'm doing the disclaimer! We's no owns anything! Tehehe

3rd me: YES I AM FREE OF THE HORRID JOB!!

ME: for now.

3rd me: ::tear::

::Kraden rides up to Bag End:: ::Gets out of the cart:: ::knocks on the door::

Picard: GO AWAY!! I'LL HAVE NO MORE WELL-WISHERS And FREAKISHLY ODD OTHER PEOPLE!!

Kraden: what about very old friends?

::Picard opens the door and knocks Kraden on the head::

Kraden: OW!! ::hits Picard on the head:: Stupid you open the door the other way!

Picard: sorry ::swings the door in the right way::

Kraden: Thank you! ::he walks in the hobbit hole::

Picard: Can I offer you some tea?

Kraden: Yes thank you - brandy would be very nice

Me: No drinking.

Kraden: Fine - Tea would be excellent!!

Picard: ::pouring a cup of tea:: I hope the lil hobbit tots didn't get you too badly.

Kraden: No, no - I just gave them some delightful explosives and they went away!

::Loud booming sound is heard in the distance followed by some high pitched giggling::

Picard: I must say you are a master of those children - it's a shame that they are that way.

Kraden: Yes yes, so you mean to go through with it?

Picard: there's no other way!

Kraden: yes, yes I know

Picard: Plus I want to see mountains again - and taste the waters of Rivendale again.

Kraden: so after the party you leave and never come back - leaving everything to Ivan - I'll pack you some extra spam

Picard: Agreed.

::Cut to the party scene::

::Ivan pushes Alex to dance with Rosie (played by Jenna for now,):: Go on Sam - dance with Rosie

Alex: ::struggles so he doesn't have to dance he even tries using some of his adept powers to keep from going on to the dance floow:: PLEASE NOT HER ANYONE BUT HER!!

::Jenna decides to help Ivan out and pulls Alex onto the dance floor::

::Ivan laughs and then goes out on the dance floor and they all start doing the hobbit version of the "Funky Chicken"::

::Picard is telling some lil hobbit tots about killer jelly they believe him and go running off to kill some killer jelly::

::Kraden is lighting fireworks;:

::Hsu and Murri are stealing one of Gandalf's fireworks::

Hsu: grab that one Murri

Murri: 'ighty ::grabs the firework that Hsu pointed out::

::They take the firework and put it in the tent nearby::

Hsu: Light it

Murri: me no 'dept

Hsu: I don't care what you said - put it in the ground and light it with this ::hands him a lighter::

::Murri hands it back:: 'e no 'pposed two 'se 'echnology

Hsu: So we're not adepts and your too stupid to use a match

Murri: 'nd wha' 'bout you?

Hsu: just use the lighter ::hands him the lighter again and this time Murri uses it::

::The firework goes off taking the tent with it:: ::Murri screams with delight:: ::Hsu hangs his head in disgust::

::Everyone runs around afraid of the "dragon" that came out of the firework::

::the dragon explodes and tons of Spam come falling from the sky:: ::Everyone cheers::

::Kraden drags Hsu and Murri by the ears and makes them do the dishes::

::Picard stands up and delivers the following speech::

Picard: I'm leaving good-bye and DOWN WITH YOU ALL!!! ::he disappears::

::Because no one was watching him leave they all go back to having fun::

::Later::

Murri: hat 'as 'ame

Hsu: yeah

Kraden: it was your own faults ::wacks them with his staff and a loud WHACK sound is heard::

Me: wow I hated writing this chappie.

::other me cries:: THEY HATE US!!!!

3rd me: no really you're stupid other me

Me: so are you so before we all get into a fight because of our bad moods I would like to say please read and review and I'll write more if I get in a better mood - or the reviews get better

3rd: they won't

::other me cries louder::

Me: other me is ACTUALLY CRYING FOR ONCE!!

3rd me: that's bad people

other me ::between sobs:: please read and review