Disclaimer: *THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Umm is this thing on? Ok testing one, two, three. Hi my name is Inuyasha and I am writing this fan fiction. Unfortunately I don't own any of the characters that are used in it. They are copyright characters of Rumiko Takahashi and I want you all to give full credit to her for creating such cool people inside her head. Thank you! *THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ranma yelled throughout feudal Japan. "Why me!!!"

"Who else would want to go out on a date with you?" Genma said while watching Cologne make her cajun fried ramen. He wasn't the only one. The rest of Ranma and Co. (besides Ranma) were watching with drool running down their mouths and Inuyasha and Co. also watched for they knew what ramen was because of Kagome, but never saw it prepared, always the instant kind.

"We also object to it!" yelled Akane and Ukyo tearing away from the simmering ramen.

"I don't want Ranma honey to be going out with that hussy!" Ukyo said while glaring at Shampoo who was attached to a gloom-struck Ranma.

"Who you call hussy?!" Shampoo said ACTUALLY tearing away from Ranma. "Amazon women have great pride. We no like being insulted by average fast food woman!"

"At least my food entices Ranma while yours just makes him throw up!" Ukyo shot back.

"Oh yeah, well then why Ranma eating Shampoo's cajun ramen right now?"

Shampoo was telling the truth. There sat Ranma pigging out on the cajun ramen. Just stuffing his face like nothing even existed anymore. "RANMA!!!" Ukyo shouted before hitting Ranma on the head with her giant spatula. "No one hit my Ranma like that and get away with it!" Shampoo said before jumping on Ukyo and a fight breaking out.

"Please my darling Shampoo don't get yourself bruised" Mousse tried to say but was cut short by flying into the air.

"Does this kind of stuff always happen to you guys?" Inuyasha asked and Soun shook his head yes with tears rolling down his eyes.

"May I put a few words in? It seems that both Ukyo and Shampoo both want Ranma. If Ukyo really thinks that she loves Ranma and Ranma loves her, she shouldn't care about one measly little date?" Miroku said and was sent into the air quickly after with the words "WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAY!!!!" coming from Akane and Ukyo.

This little diversion though, was chance enough for Shampoo to grab Ranma and dash of with him still chugging food into his mouth, not even realizing what was going on. "Shampoo will get date with Ranma just as promised for dinner!"

Shampoo wasn't alone though because Kagome made Inuyasha follow them and carry her on his back. So then not wanting to be alone Shippo hopped onto Inuyasha's leg. Kirara ran behind wanting to follow her friend and Sango followed after her pet. Miroku, now back from orbit, saw Kagome and Sango leaving so he quickly followed after them. Akane also wanted to go so after yelling sit to Inuyasha, got a ride with him. The rest of them were to busy fighting and fighting over food to care.

"Now Shampoo and Ranma all alone together. We can now go on great date together" Shampoo said to the now once again gloom-struck Ranma.

"Well there's no way out of a free meal. So what do you want to do Shampoo?" Ranma asked with a grief struck half-grin n his face.

"Shampoo no care, just want to hug and kiss Ranma!" Shampoo said then trying to get a kiss from Ranma. Ranma, using his martial speed, was avoiding the kisses. Meanwhile in the bushes right behind them Inuyasha and the rest of the group, were sitting and watching the two. "Ya know I just realized, this is the first time we've all peeped at a "wanting-to-be- alone" group" Shippo said. The group beside Akane then said "OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS PEEPED ON US!!!!!!" acting like it was the most shocking thing to hear in their entire lives. "Oh please" Shippo said, then began to watch again.

By now Shampoo still hadn't gotten a hug or kiss from Ranma. Just then Miroku happened to let his hand slip down and grab Akane's butt, letting Miroku let out a perverted sigh of relief at the touch. Akane then sent Miroku on Mallet Express and into a small orbit around Earth. Ranma was distracted by this and let his guard down, giving Shampoo the perfect opportunity to grab Ranma and give him a big smooch. Akane enraged by this act then also sent Ranma into the orbit Miroku was just about to leave. Unfortunately Ranma hit Miroku and sent them both flying back into camp. If Akane had hit Ranma a little harder, she would have opened a time rip in the air but then that wouldn't have been any way to end a story so she didn't happen to hit him hard that hard.

"MEN!!!!!!" Akane screamed and stormed out back to camp. "Shampoo is so happy she finally got to kiss Ranma again!" Shampoo said lost in her own little world. "Well I can say one thing; we are definitely going to start looking for a way to get them home tomorrow!" Inuyasha said while running back to camp with a sighing Kagome, Sango, and Shippo on his back.

A/N: Well it finally happened to Miroku (Your welcome Lavender). Anyway I felt that the last chapter was to short for you all so I made this one nice and lengthy. Thank you all for reading my story and I hope you will continue to. I would answer questions here but stupid me deleted all of my email reviews =). Anyway QCRC (questions, comments, reviews, concerns) (There it's not your teachers sig. Lavender) are greatly appreciated.